The armor summoner will not be involved in the event

"Is there a possibility that it wasn't Aurora?"

"If it's not Aurora, could it be Sugisawa Mirai? An old lady who doesn't know how many hundreds or thousands of years old is trying to learn how to change size on the spot? What kind of anime setting is this?"

"Does this silhouette look like a burly man?"

Yang Weiwu stopped, threw the toilet paper into the trash can, and used his ability to control objects through the air to open the toilet door.

A tall, muscular figure came into view.

It is about two meters tall, with two goat horns on its head and a face as bony as a skull but also looks like a mask made of gold, reminiscent of the ancient alchemists. The robe looks tattered by time, and the gold pendants all over its body are shining.

And those bone claws that look like skeletons are really scary. If the lower body wasn't covered by the tattered robe, it would feel more like something that would be seen in a haunted house.

"It's the reaction of the tyrant bug. The opponent is Oxer."

"?"

Yang Weiwu raised his hands, and the power of telekinesis instantly suppressed the golden Oxer, but based on the extent of the opponent's struggle, Yang Weiwu was sure that if he relaxed a little, the opponent would be able to break free.

"LISA, come here and give me the Fusion Shura Armor, or I'll send it!"

"don't want."

LISA directly refused.

"I'm just a phone. I don't have the ability to move on my own."

"Bullshit! What did you do when you were refining weapons for me yesterday? Now you're playing me! You're doing this at a critical moment. The last person who used your Shura Armor to summon someone must have ascended to heaven for this reason!"

"The last one was me, but I did ascend to heaven. And since you've already seen it, I won't act anymore. That's right, I just hate that you didn't even wipe your butt clean!"

"Damn, if I couldn't control it with one hand, I wouldn't be like this now?! How about you help me?"

"No, I don't have the habit of wiping the butts of grown men."

"…I mean you managed to temporarily control it, so that I could at least get up from the toilet with dignity."

"Sorry, the strength is too high, the mobile phone form can't withstand it."

Lisa, who refused, found that a sneaky armored beast was approaching her.

"What do you want to do, you beast?!"

The Emperor of Light War Dragon grabbed the Shura Summoning Device and flew towards Yang Weiwu.

"Good job!"

Yang Weiwu gave a thumbs up to his powerful and reliable armored beast, but then he was frightened because he relaxed his control over Oxer, causing it to almost break free from its restraints, and he quickly reached out to push it back.

"Don't underestimate me, you! Eat my electricity!"

Purple electric light was emitted from the silver mobile phone, but the Emperor of Light War Dragon was not affected at all and continued to fly slowly towards Yang Weiwu.

"Don't struggle. It's the original armored beast after all. It won't be easy to defeat it."

"I don't need to deal with the Emperor of Light Dragon, I just need to electrocute you."

Such a despicable and shameless statement made Yang Weiwu gasp for air. He hurriedly tried to stop the Emperor of Light War Dragon.

"Don't come over!!!"

“Hehehe! Don’t stop him! I want to see if this Emperor Armor Summoner who spoke so arrogantly earlier will become incontinent after being clicked!”

Fortunately, the Emperor of Light War Dragon Xu loved Yang Weiwu. When the purple electric light had already touched Yang Weiwu's hair and emitted a very unpleasant burnt smell, He finally took away the Shura Summoning Device.

"Why not use the Emperor Armor? Compared to the safety of life, making the summoner smell good is not worth mentioning!"

"You are the least qualified to say such things!"

Yang Weiwu angrily scolded LISA.

"Besides, my belt is in the bedroom. Even if it's at hand, I still need to take the time to tie it myself with both hands. Then you can hold Oxer for me, right?"

"If I can't hold on, can't you just let your armored beast come up? This guy can fight much better than you!"

Yang Weiwu was stunned when he heard this and looked at the Emperor War Dragon of Light.

"real or fake?"

"Absolutely true."

LISA said.

The Emperor of Light War Dragon tilted his head, looking as if he didn't understand.

"I wonder which summoner did you learn this kind of personality from? I remember you weren't that mean before!"

The exquisite dragon claw opened the phone, and the fire, wind and thunder activation button was pressed.

"See? He's playing you! Wait a minute, why did the gauntlet appear on Yang Weiwu?!"

"Is there a possibility that your judgment mechanism counts the two of us as me being the subject?"

Yang Weiwu put forward a conjecture that is very likely.

"???"

Covering the Shura Summoning Device, the Emperor of Light's War Tornado rolled it up and down.

"How ridiculous! Would I give in to such a threat?"

The Emperor of Light War Dragon continued to cast at a stable frequency.

"You've got the right person! I'll poke you!"

"Can you two save me before you play? My legs and arms are sore now, and I feel like I can't take it anymore!"

Yang Weiwu, who had been sitting on the toilet with his arms raised for a while, was calling for help.

"I have a compromise. I don't know if you like it."

"explain."

"You can use the brick I made for you last night to beat the other person. Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be powerful."

"...LISA, why don't you give Aurora a call and ask her to come over."

"Oh yeah, there's this trick. That little girl doesn't really fight so I never considered her as a combat unit."

The phone opened by itself, and after a burst of purple light flashing at varying frequencies, a familiar ringtone rang out.

The other party got through quickly.

"Aurora, come and help, there are enemies in the toilet."

Yang Weiwu's words are concise and to the point.

"I see."

Came the girl's response.

"Wait, it suddenly occurred to me that if she wants to be a fighting force, doesn't her only have a familiar? Do you still want to keep your home?"

“For the sake of dignity, I decided to redecorate.”

The man who was rescued by a "kind-hearted person" said this with a sad face.

Half a minute later, the familiar with the power of freezing blew away the golden Oxer, and Yang Weiwu also successfully flushed away the filth and cleaned up the mess before the toilet water froze.

"It's a wise move to install a magic spell to prevent freezing of tap water."

The man washing his hands commented.

"Yeah. So when are you going to save me? If you keep going like this, you won't be able to merge with the Shura Armor today."

Lisa said as she was being physically beaten by the Emperor of Light Dragon.

In response to this, Yang Weiwu responded:

"Just play with the Emperor of Light Dragon."

After wiping his hands and picking up the book of conquering others with virtue, the man jumped out of the wall with a big hole in it with red eyes.

The bare-handed Ares fighting technique, Sky-shaking Impact, without the Shura Armor, directly defeated the Golden Oxer, and Yang Weiwu skillfully used the Seahorse style to land.

Very cool, but it hurts my knees.

Enduring the pain from his knee, Yang Weiwu frowned and looked at Golden Oxer with murderous eyes that could not hide his murderous intent at all, causing him to take a few steps back out of fear.

"You have violated the unforgivable sin of wickedness in the Galactic Justice Law. I, Shura Armor, declare... Bah, I almost lost my mind. There is no Ares in this world. Forget it, you need me to help you make up for your wickedness!"

Yang Weiwu continuously poured his energy into the "Conquering People with Virtue" in his hand. Feeling the weight in his hand gradually increasing, he exuded the aura that LISA described when she pretended to be narrating at the beginning of this chapter.

After being frightened, Golden Oxer showed his anger, stretched out his hand, and a golden scepter appeared in his hand.

This demon sage-like Oxer rushed towards Yang Weiwu, and then was beaten out at a faster speed.

"Hey - shouldn't it be like this?"

Holding a brick fragment in his hand and emitting an energy magnetic field that distorted the air from his whole body, this man who looked like a demon at this moment approached Golden Oxer and attacked him in the simplest and most direct way - holding a brick fragment in his hand.

Oxer, unable to move due to the distorted magnetic field, was scarred by the fragments in Yang Weiwu's hand and let out a painful wail.

Aurora was nearby, calling the construction team.

"Yeah, yes, there is damage again this time."

"Ahhhhh——"

"You guys fixed it very well last time. This time it broke down purely because of an unexpected incident."

“Roar—wooooooooo…”

“Crying?” Aurora glanced at Oxer, who was beaten so badly that tears of blood flowed out, and thought about how he had blocked the toilet, so she decided to ignore the tragic scene.

"No, you heard it wrong."

"Anyway, I hope you can come and fix it around 2pm. Yes, it's a wall and the toilet door frame, and the toilet may also have problems."

After hanging up the phone, Aurora saw that Oxer, who was beaten almost to pieces by Yang Weiwu, had turned into a dark-skinned woman. She hesitated for a moment and called an ambulance.

Yang Weiwu, who had stopped because of this phenomenon, had almost calmed down. He picked up the fragments and put them in the woman's arms. Then he picked up the woman and planned to take her into the villa and tie her up first.

……

A little further away, an elf with long white hair as silky as silk watched this scene, took out his cell phone and sent text messages to two contacts.

“This incident was resolved perfectly.”

"The purpose of the Tianbu Treasure Spear has been confirmed."

【081】Yang Weiwu: Buying and selling terrorists is really profitable

Overall, Yang Weiwu was in a good mood.

I don't know if you still remember that another name for the Golden Witch Lupriana is the wanted criminal worth 46 million dollars...

After sending the other party to the hospital and having his identity discovered by the artificial management commune, Yang Weiwu stayed there until the afternoon and successfully hit Lupriana, who had escaped capture, with a brick.

So at this moment, he was preparing dinner at home and waiting for Aurora to come back. He was even humming a song at the dining table.

-

"Open your hands——"

"My heart is burning with this journey——"

"The future is right before our eyes."

"The Kingdom of Love—"

Lisa's comments are totally inappropriate.

Especially when Yang Weiwu used the Shura Summoner to project a light screen in front of Lupriana, with a portrait of the opponent's 46 million dollar bounty on it, singing this song always felt like a mockery of the opponent.

but--

Lupriana was tied up like a caterpillar with a thick hemp rope and laid on the ground with a dead heart. She just glanced at Yang Weiwu's singing and the fact that her bounty was read in front of her, then she obediently closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.

When she first woke up, she actually resisted, but Yang Weiwu persuaded her by repeatedly and kindly using his virtue to make her accept that she was about to be exchanged for a bounty to compensate for the property, life safety and mental losses caused to Yang Weiwu by her and her LCO partners.

Come to think of it, it looks like the ones in the basement haven’t been sold yet. I’ll go check them out later.

Thinking this, Yang Weiwu picked up the mug and took a sip of milk.