Kitahara and Imamura both lost the baseball fight and were left with only a pair of shorts on their bodies. Kitahara wore three pairs of shorts, while Imamura wore two.
"You two are taking it too far."
Otoya on the side said.
He could drink quite a bit, and his baseball boxing skills were at the highest level. He was the only one present who had not taken off any clothes.
"What a mistake. It turns out that inviting the female colleagues along can make these guys restrain themselves a little. If things continue like this, I wonder if the planned 11 o'clock end will be delayed until after 12 o'clock."
Kayaba, who had drunk so much that his eyes were spinning, leaned against the wall, trying hard to reduce his presence.
The man still had one pair of trousers and one pair of underpants left, but he was so despicable as to wear three pieces of clothing to come here on this summer island of Genshin where the temperature was over 20 degrees Celsius even at night. He was even shameless enough to consider his tie as a piece of clothing.
Yang Weiwu, whose face turned red from alcohol, drank a glass of wine mixed with who knows what, and regrouped himself to get ready to go on stage.
"Scissors! Rock! Paper!"*10
This time, Yang Weiwu was eliminated from the rock-paper-scissors game among the ten male colleagues. He was forced to take off his last bit of dignity and drink nine cups of wine. He had completely lost the right to participate in this game.
"Whoosh-"
My vision has started to blur and I feel groggy.
Yang Weiwu put on his clothes with difficulty, said he was going out to get some fresh air, and walked out of the room.
He went to the bathroom and vomited violently into the sink.
"Ala, it looks very uncomfortable."
A voice sounded behind him, and Yang Weiwu felt a hand on his back, patting it gently.
"Mi Jiexi, are you competing? Ugh—"
Barely remembering who the voice belonged to, Yang Weiwu continued to vomit without even turning his head.
"It is extremely disrespectful to spit after calling a lady's name."
"Ugh - cough, what's the guy in the men's room talking about ladies?"
"Ala, are you so delirious that you've found the wrong restroom? This is the women's restroom!"
Is this true? Is this the reason why I accidentally entered the women's restroom for the first time in my life?
Before he could even sigh, Yang Weiwu continued to dry heave into the sink.
"Do you want me to take you out for some fresh air? You don't look like you can walk alone."
"Excuse me, I'm really not in good condition now."
Being drunk has a great impact on a person's reaction speed. This is the danger of drunk driving. The tragedy caused by late braking due to alcohol is mainly due to the decreased reaction speed.
But there is one thing Yang Weiwu must clarify.
Being drunk does not make people have such impulses or even make mistakes.
In fact, people cannot get up after getting drunk, so the talk of rape due to drunkenness and the man feeling very regretful about it afterwards is all bullshit.
And after drinking, people will only be in two states.
One is sober, but because of physical excitement, there is a possibility of talking nonsense or letting oneself go, and also having a thick tongue.
The other one was really drunk and lost consciousness.
After Yang Weiwu vomited, he felt dizzy and simply closed his eyes, but Mi Jiexi still held his hand and led him out of the hotel.
Feeling the vapor-filled wind blowing on his face, Yang Weiwu showed a comfortable expression, like a cat whose fur had been stroked.
"The rain is much lighter now. Do you want to just walk in the rain?"
The female colleague suggested with a smile.
"Hic - it's up to the girl."
Yang Weiwu responded in Chinese.
Mi Jiexi just chuckled after hearing this, and it was unknown whether she understood it or not. She just pulled Yang Weiwu out.
Fine raindrops fell on his face, and Yang Weiwu personally confirmed that what Mi Jiexi said was correct.
This kind of rain is what he prefers. He once took photos with his friends in such rain wearing cosplay costumes just to look cool.
Rainy days, windbreaker, metal pendants, silver-gray wig.
Come on, this combination looks very sexy, right?
Of course, he didn't know when it started, but he felt that wearing a coat and shawl on rainy days and Christmas was also very cool, but he didn't quite remember where he saw it.
It could be anime, or it could be special effects.
Anyway, in real life, there shouldn’t be a scene of someone looking for a man outside on a rainy Christmas day without an umbrella, right? (laughs)
The memories began to come back a little bit, and Yang Weiwu opened his eyes.
The world seemed a little hazy in the rain.
How beautiful it is! I think it would be a scene like this that allows him to appreciate the fight between heroes and villains.
No, maybe it would be better if the rain got heavier.
In the rain curtain that formed a beaded curtain, swords and knives clashed, and the aftermath of the attack alone was enough to shake away large pieces of rain.
They fought in close combat with swords on the ground and fired guns in the air, from the earth to the sky, into the sea, and into outer space. The sound and light effects were so good that the uninformed bystanders sighed that perhaps all the funds were spent in just a few minutes of fighting.
If the battle can be upgraded to a giant ultimate boss to fight the Gundam later, that would be the best way.
Without the Gundam, the heroes can also consider becoming equally gigantic, or using their momentum to push back.
Oh no, I'm getting a little too excited. Let me think of some other scenarios.
Rainy day, woman, man and woman.
A man and a woman kissed, and the other one watched from the side. The background music was White Album. Then the woman slapped the man on the face and said, "Why are you so skilled?" Then she ran to the side and danced in the rain with another woman. The man shouted, "Stop hitting each other!"
Oh no, the DNA is starting to go haywire.
Look at the beautiful girl and sort out your thoughts.
He turned his head to look at Mi Jie Xibi, her glass-colored hair fell on his shoulders, and the smell of shower gel and some kind of fragrance penetrated his nose.
The delicate and beautiful face of his female colleague gradually became clear in his eyes. Her azure eyes and soft eyebrows had a kind of proud beauty.
Yang Weiwu's body froze.
It's not because of the reason that the herbivorous boy who has lustful thoughts but no courage would feel shy when suddenly being so close to a beauty, but because of a sense of déjà vu.
Sometimes, when you see someone, you will think of someone in your memory who has similarities with that person.
You may not notice it at ordinary times, but at a certain moment, you will find that they are too similar in some way.
"Ala, are you fascinated by it?"
The beautiful female colleague didn't care about the difference between men and women at all and moved her face closer to Yang Weiwu.
"...Come to think of it, I've known you for such a long time, but I don't think I've ever asked for your full name."
"I should have introduced myself to you when we first met, right? Listen carefully, this is the last time I will introduce myself to you - Mi Jie Xibi Xu Duo La Nebilis."
My thoughts began to fly to the past.
Yang Weiwu recalled the information about a witch he had investigated on Enlai Island.
Her real name is Ilitia Lu Nebilis.
"...Do you know someone named Ilitia?"
His thinking was a little slow, but he felt that in order to avoid misunderstandings, it would be more appropriate to ask directly.
"Rather than saying whether I know him or not, it's better to say..."
Holding Yang Weiwu's left arm tightly with both hands, Mi Jiexi stood on tiptoe, put her pink lips close to Yang Weiwu's ear, and whispered: "That's me~"
"..."
"The first seat of the Shadow Guardian, the Witch of the Stars with a thousand faces and the name of the evil tree, this is my identity, gu——"
A powerful blow to the stomach interrupted her words.
Yang Weiwu put one hand around the opponent's back and retracted the right fist he had just used to attack.
Like supporting a partner, he intimately led Mi Jie Xibi into an empty alley, then threw her to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw.
Taking off the sunglasses (the dark ones of Xuan Yin) that he had automatically worn even when sleeping since he didn't know when, he looked at the other person again.
Faintly, a human figure in black armor overlapped with the figure of a female colleague in gorgeous clothes.
"This is a big surprise."
Rubbing his temples, Yang Weiwu tried to make himself more awake.
"I still remember the shit you did on Enlai Island. I finally caught you! Don't play dead. I've learned how to judge the enemy's state based on the magnetic field. You didn't take much damage, did you?"
Having sprained his neck, Yang Weiwu relied on the slight pain to persevere a little, so his vision was still a little blurry, but he could still see the enemy clearly.
"Shura Armor, assemble——"
The disdain on Yang Weiwu's face gradually solidified when he was shocked to realize that he did not bring the summoning device when he went to the toilet.
Is there a possibility that I can crush the enemy with just my physical body?
But no one could answer his idea. Yang Weiwu, who clearly understood the huge gap in strength between himself before and after the armor fusion, had no interest in killing monsters with his physical body.
He is not the immortal true vampire. If he loses some limbs, who will treat him?
While he was hesitating, a strong and familiar magnetic field broke into his energy field.
In the endless cycle of fighting with the figure in meditation, dying and restarting again, Yang Weiwu fully understood a truth.
Do not use your eyes or ears to detect attacks.
Vision has its limits. Things that are too bright or too dark are often difficult to detect. No matter how powerful your dynamic vision is, becoming a Rainbow Six player without static vision is like dying in disguise. StarCraft players' pursuit of a comprehensive view of the whole situation and even the future is not something that humans can easily achieve.
If the opponent launches a sonic attack or electric discharge, it will be you who will suffer. Moreover, the best way to enhance hearing is to block vision. According to Yang Weiwu's personal experience, the effect is not very good.
So he realized the perception of the energy field.
Within ten feet, the number of times a mosquito flaps its wings can be clearly seen by this trick.
Ignores terrain structure and light intensity.
Even with a stronger magnetic field, Yang Weiwu would still be able to detect it as long as he couldn't be defeated in one breath.
So he stepped sideways and avoided the silver-purple blade.
The silver-purple armored warrior holding double blades passed him and rushed in front of Mi Jie Xibi.
"Ahhh... my poor Midge..."
Yang Weiwu's attention was focused on the other party. The figure of the burly man in the white suit overlapped with the figure of Qiao Zhiku Leifu.
I remember it was called... Taliban? Or was it Lisman?
Yang Weiwu, who didn't even bother to remember the other person's name, launched an attack based on instinct.
Step on the feet and kick the crotch.
At first glance, it seems like a low-level fighting style, but this move is focused on immobilizing the enemy and making his lower body unstable. Although it lacks the effect of breaking weaknesses due to the protection of armor, the psychological blow still exists.
Feeling the pain of his instep as if he had kicked marble, Yang Weiwu retreated silently, and his thoughts changed from remembering the opponent's name to considering tactics.
Roaming tactics? Misdirection tactics? Assault tactics?
What the hell is the point of fighting! How can we win with such a huge difference in combat power?
Find an opportunity to sneak back and get the Shura Summoner to defeat the opponent.
Unfortunately, if Yang Weiwu had not kicked him just now, he might have taken advantage of the other party's sadness over his niece's "miserable condition" to escape.
And now...
"Yang Weiwu! How dare you... How dare you do this to my Jimmy..."
The man let out a low roar and looked at him with the Absolute Blade in both hands.
Deep purple steep elements clung to the double blades, and the whole person rushed forward like a cannonball.
Facing Talisman, who was wearing elemental armor that could transform an ordinary person into someone capable of explosively killing Oxer, he would die if he fought with his bare hands.
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