Teyvat: I'm just a girl selling comics, please respect yourself

"Mr. Su, please give me an autograph as well. My whole family is your fan, and I have collected every comic book you have."

"Me too, me too."

The original medicine house has now turned into a fan meeting.

Su Han was afraid of disturbing the patients inside, so he quickly whispered, "Shh everyone, let's talk about the signature later, don't disturb other patients."

"Big brother, can you sign an autograph for me too? My name is Hongdou. I really like your comics, ahem."

Just as Su Han was comforting everyone, a little loli appeared in front of him.

The other person was dressed simply and had a red face, obviously suffering from an illness.

Before he could speak, the woman standing behind Hongdou came out and said, "Mr. Su, can you please give Hongdou an autograph? This child refuses to take medicine every day, but since she read your comics, she is willing to take it. As long as you are willing to sign, it will cost money."

The woman's face was full of pleading. It was pitiful to see the love of parents in the world. They would even kneel down to let their child drink the medicine in peace.

Su Han looked down at Hongdou. The little girl's eyes were full of desire. In that case, he decided to help her.

"It's fine if you want my brother's autograph, but Hongdou, you have to listen to mom and take your medicine on time. I don't like disobedient children the most."

Su Han had some impression of this sick girl. She was once part of his daily tasks.

After hearing her idol's words, Anko didn't hesitate at all.

"Brother, please rest assured. I will try my best to take the medicine!"

"Well, that's good. I'll give you the autograph later. Big brother has something to do now, is that okay?"

"Ah."

Su Han touched the little guy's head and turned to walk inside.

At this time, Bai Zhu was practicing medicine, while Yaojun Changsheng was lying on the other's shoulder to rest.

The two looked at each other and smiled at each other as a greeting.

Although he had never been to Bubulu, the two of them had met each other on the street by chance, so they were not complete strangers.

When we came into the medicine house, Qiqi was using a medicine grinder to grind herbs, and the sound of rustling could be heard continuously.

"Qiqi, we brought you lunch."

Hearing the familiar voice, the little zombie turned her head in confusion. When she saw Yaoyao and Su Han, her eyes lit up.

"It's the little sparrow and the sun."

Because of her limited memory, Qiqi often cannot remember the names of familiar people, so code names become her way of remembering others.

Yaoyao is cute, like a little sparrow, so people call her that.

As for Su Han, he is warm and sunny, and his smile is as bright as the sun, so his code name is Sun.

"It's not Xiao Tuanque, it's Yaoyao. You can call me anything. Here, this is the food we brought for you from Wanmin Hall. Eat it quickly."

As she spoke, Yaoyao took out the prepared food from the food box.

It not only contains Qiqi’s favorite coconut milk, but also various delicacies such as boiled chicken.

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Chapter 154: The Immortal Medicine Master: Oh no, Su Han got me pregnant

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“Coconut milk, love it!”

"Boiled chicken, I like it too!"

Although Qiqi's voice was cold, her eyes were full of expectation. Although zombies don't need to eat every day, if they continue like this they will be misunderstood by people.

So, Qiqi developed the habit of eating.

Of course, her favorite thing is undoubtedly coconut milk.

The taste is light but very sweet.

The little guy held coconut milk in one hand and boiled chicken in the other, and was eating very happily.

After a long while, Qiqi raised her head and asked, "Don't you want to eat?"

"We've already eaten before we came here, so these are all prepared for you."

Su Han touched Qiqi's head, his eyes full of pampering. The little Loli had a delicate body and a cute voice. No one could resist a pat on the head.

The palm was extremely hot, but Qiqi enjoyed the feeling very much. She squinted her eyes and even rubbed the big hand above her head before continuing to eat.

When Yaoyao saw Qiqi was eating happily, a smile appeared on her face too.

She likes the sense of accomplishment that comes from taking care of others.

Just as Qiqi was trying hard to finish the food in front of it, a small white snake came in from outside following the smell. When it saw the food box, its eyes suddenly lit up.

"Is this the food from Wanmin Hall? Can you give me some?"

Hearing the voice, Su Han turned around and looked, and the man and the snake looked at each other.

Changsheng Yaojun observed Su Han and found that he actually had the aura of Qilin. He was immediately surprised and said, "Are you from the Qilin clan? Then why didn't I have this feeling when we met last time?"

"Mr. Yao has a really good eye. I have half the blood of the Fire Qilin in my body. The reason you didn't notice it before is because the blood has not yet awakened."

Although this statement was half true and half false, Yaojun Changsheng was convinced.

After all, mixed-blood fairy beasts always have all kinds of strange behaviors, so it is normal that their bloodline has not awakened yet.

Seeing that the person in front of him recognized him, Changsheng asked in confusion: "How do you know my real name?"

"I didn't know him before, but after extensive communication with many immortals, I gradually got to know him. Here, the bottom layer is freshly baked osmanthus cake. Let me feed you."

Su Han volunteered. After all, eating with a snake's body would get all over the face, and as a female immortal, she would naturally be more particular.

Looking at the food that was delivered to his mouth, Changsheng swallowed the food instead of saying no, because he hadn't eaten well in the past few days.

My stomach is empty now. If I don’t eat something, I’m afraid I won’t have the strength to treat and save people soon.

Su Han fed the medicine while Lord of Longevity ate.

A few minutes later, after a piece of osmanthus cake entered his stomach, the immortal felt that he was almost full, but then another piece of cake with a fruity aroma was brought to him.

Different from the versions he had eaten in the past, this time there was actually filling inside, which made him drool just by looking at it.

"Mango sandwich pastry, a new version today, don't you want to try it?"

Changsheng opened his mouth subconsciously, and then the rich fruity aroma filled his taste buds.

This tastes amazing!

It’s much more delicious than the snacks Baizhu brought before.

Seeing the immortal squinting his eyes comfortably, Su Han nodded with satisfaction.

It seems that he is right. The other party likes snacks, especially fruit-flavored snacks.

Before Changsheng could come to his senses, Su Han took out another dessert from the box, this time it was blueberry flavored.

Eat for five minutes straight.

Changsheng finally opened his eyes and looked at his bloated belly with despair in his eyes.

Oh no, why did I eat so much? It’s all because of this Boss Su. Why did he bring so many delicious snacks here? They are going to make my stomach big.

Lord Changsheng Yao raised his head and glared at the man hatefully, but unexpectedly a rich strawberry scent came from his nose.

“(╯▽╰)It smells so good~~”

The immortal took a sniff and couldn't help but praise it. He hadn't smelled such a strong strawberry flavor for a long time.

"Then try it."

Su Han broke off a small piece and put it to the other person's mouth.

"Wait"

Changsheng reacted immediately when he heard Su Han's words, but the food went into his mouth the moment he opened his mouth.

The sweet and greasy taste made the immortal forget all his worries.

It was not until he woke up again that Changsheng discovered that he had gained weight and even started burping when he opened his mouth.

Such an embarrassing scene made the immortal, or rather the immortal snake, feel so ashamed that it quickly jumped off the table.

The dull sound when landing made the immortal even more ashamed.

Qiqi heard something fall on the ground and asked with doubt in her eyes: "Did the medicine grinder fall on the ground?"

The crawling Lord of Longevity moved even faster after hearing these words.

And Su Han said: "You were hallucinating just now, eat quickly."

"Oh, it was just an illusion."

Xiao Qiqi came back to his senses and continued to challenge the boiled chicken.

A few minutes later.

A sound of footsteps came from outside, Su Han looked up and found that it was Bai Zhu.

"No more patients?"

"No, there are still some. But Changsheng can no longer help, so let's talk about it tomorrow."

"Huh? Didn't the immortal just eat? I was worried that it would be hungry."

Su Han felt a little strange. Could it be that the immortal was tired today?

Bai Zhu didn't know how to respond after hearing this. He really wanted to say that Changsheng was fed too much by you, but that would make him seem like he was usually very stingy and didn't let Yaojun eat enough.

"No, there are a lot of patients today, so you just need to rest for a while." Bai Zhu answered casually and quickly changed the subject. "I heard from Changsheng that you have the body of an immortal beast. Today I also heard about the Golden Light Curse. I have some questions I want to ask. I wonder if it is convenient for Mr. Su?"

"Please say."

The other party is Liyue’s top doctor, so Su Han naturally wants to improve the relationship between the two parties.

After all, this is a society based on personal connections, and it is more convenient when you have more connections.

Seeing that he was very easy to talk to, Bai Zhu sat down and told him about his problems. When talking about the current situation, the doctor said with a distressed expression: "My time is running out. If I can't find a solution, I can only change Changsheng's contract person."

"So you took Qiqi in? If things don't work out, you want to ask her to take over."

Su Han guessed the other party's thoughts at once. In fact, this was also Bai Zhu's last resort in the original work, but luckily he had developed the elixir of immortality.

"How clever! You're right. If I can't come up with an effective method within half a year, this will be my last resort."

Bai Zhu was very open-minded. He had no complaints even when his life was coming to an end. He even left a way out for longevity.

Su Han showed a thoughtful expression. After a while, he raised his head and said slowly: "Have you ever thought about changing your physique to be similar to Qiqi's? If you become a zombie, then no matter how many human diseases are transferred, it will not be effective."

Chapter 155: Su Han: Am I so popular with young women? With Shen He

A night of fierce fighting

"Of course I have thought of this method, but Qiqi's case cannot be replicated by ordinary people. It must be solved through medication. Unfortunately, the accumulation of generations is not enough for me."

Changsheng next door was sleeping, but perhaps it was because of this reason that the doctor put down the burden in his heart and let out his inner pressure.

"Then Doctor Bai can't practice cultivation? If he had cultivation, he wouldn't be afraid of human diseases, right?"

After hearing what happened, the little angel Yaoyao couldn't help but ask.

Even if one cannot become an immortal, practicing immortal techniques can strengthen oneself. Although one cannot become immune to all poisons, at least one can live longer.

This method sounds good, but unfortunately Baizhu can't do it.

In terms of medical skills, he is the best doctor in Liyue, and his accumulation of knowledge may even be comparable to that of immortals, but his excellent medical skills do not mean that he can practice.

Even if you have the Eye of God.

Even though he has some self-defense skills, Bai Zhu is ultimately just a doctor.

"Thank you for your suggestion, Yaoyao, it's a pity that my physique can't support high-intensity training. Secondly, I need to cure illnesses and save lives."