"Are you kidding me?" Li Wei rolled his eyes and said, "How can your Japanese novels have Chinese protagonists?"
"How, how could there not be one!" Kirisu Madoka rushed over and told a story from her childhood: "Do you remember a work called "The Wine of Eternal Life" more than ten years ago? It was very famous!"
"I have an impression..." Levi nodded thoughtfully.
"Isn't the protagonist a Chinese? What's so strange about that?" Kirisu Mafuyu opened the book. The first paragraph and the first sentence were all in Japanese. There were only two Chinese characters, written in big letters: "Look, you can't understand the word "China" among other things, can you understand it too?"
"Oh, sorry, it really is." Levi was quite embarrassed and said, "I'm really... sorry. I didn't expect that there is such a book in Japan, and it's quite popular."
"That, of course."
Bullying outsiders, Shizuka Hiratsuka and Madoka Kirisu wiped off their sweat. If they don't bully outsiders now, they will be pinned down by them in the future... Although it's not impossible to accept a macho man who saved them. But I hope that such a macho man is a good person who pins them down, not a perverted macho man who likes human pigs.
"China" in Japanese is the ancient name of the Kansai region of Japan, which means "central region" or "middle region", not a country in the current sense. As for the real title of this book?
"I made a living in the zombie apocalypse by constantly having sex with other people's daughters and raping other people's wives in front of them. I killed countless good people who asked me for help, and finally evolved into the strongest evolver. All women became aroused when they saw me, and I even had sex with a few female zombies. When I got bored, I went to have sex with women from another world."
How can this book show Levi the original title?
"Ahem - then, let's start reading from the first paragraph. Let's take turns reading together." Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Madoka each took out a pen and began to modify the novel: "My name is Li Zhongren, and I'm a Chinese. From childhood to adulthood, the education I received was different from that of ordinary, insignificant Japanese. I was a great Chinese..."
In order not to become a terrible future, don't shiver.
Chapter 59: Tifa's Broken Window Theory: If he wants to have a harem, then let him have one
"What are you doing?" It was already evening during the intermission. At sunset, during dinner, Mai Shiranui came to eat as she was supposed to, and found Levi and two teachers huddled together in a corner of the cafeteria, not knowing what they were doing.
"Oh, learn some advanced Japanese technology." Levi waved his hand and said to Mai Shiranui, who was also Japanese, "I have no problem speaking, but reading and writing are a big problem. Let's just learn Japanese. The textbook is this book "Although the zombie crisis has broken out, I am a Chinese..." What's the name of this book? Oh, it's such a long paragraph - forget it, it's evening. The blackout time is coming soon, let's go to the basement, there is no need to observe the blackout. I'll take some food down first, you guys can do whatever you want - oh, by the way, these students have evening classes in the evening. From 8 to 10 o'clock, everyone is tired today, so take a rest. You two are teachers, help me share the pressure. Let's prepare lessons -"
Levi said, picking up his notebook beside him and going to get his meal.
Kirisu Mafuyu and Hiratsuka Shizuka were winking at Mai Shiranui frantically.
"?!" Mai Shiranui frowned, watching Levi carrying two full buffet plates to the basement. She finally picked up the book beside her and said, "You guys use this as a teaching material? Who are you trying to fool? Avi is really pitiful. I saved you and still got fooled by you. Explain it to me clearly, although I am not an unreasonable person, I will not sit idly by when I see Avi being fooled. What story about the Chinese saving Japan and establishing some kind of ideology? Who are you trying to fool? This is clearly..."
As she spoke, Tifa came over. She frowned slightly after hearing the conversation. Cheating on her man?
"There must be some difficulty, right?" Tifa frowned slightly, but she was also a little dissatisfied: "Although it is true that Avi is a pushover, he shouldn't be lied to like this. I would be angry too."
"There's nothing we can do." Kirisu Madoka drooped his shoulders helplessly and sighed, "Take a look at the contents of this book yourself. It's as pornographic as it can be. This is what Weisensen said - "This is an unprecedented horror. Ordinary people tend to follow blindly. They usually follow blindly all kinds of literary works. I want to see to what extent the Japanese can accept the zombie apocalypse. I'll learn from them too"..."
"We are just like the Jews in Persian Lessons, making up Japanese terms like crazy. Our brain cells are about to explode--" Shizuka Hiratsuka was speechless and said with his head down: "We can survive and live such a good life. We don't have to worry about the mutant zombies outside. Of course, it is because of the kindness of Teacher Avi. We will naturally remember this kind of kindness. But...if possible, we hope that Weisensen can always be a good person. Even if he becomes bad, he should not be too bad. Take a look at what is written in this book."
"What's written on it?" Tifa didn't know Japanese either. She looked at the book in Mai Shiranui's hand and read the words with an expression that said "it knows me, but I don't know it."
"It's about a loser otaku who suddenly becomes a superpower during the zombie apocalypse. He kills his neighbor's husband first, and then violently attacks his neighbor's wife and daughter when the man bleeds out. Oh, we changed this part to a scene in Shinjuku where an ordinary Chinese tourist is walking in Chinatown when a zombie crisis breaks out. With his own strength, he saves his neighbor's family of three in the hotel just like Jack Chen." Jing Keai stared at the ceiling with dull eyes: "Do you know how many brain cells I spent to change this part?"
"Is it so violent?!" Tifa couldn't believe it, but Mai Shiranui was watching with great interest.
"Also, it says in this book that this otaku will have sex with any woman, and will kill any man. Sometimes he will kill and have sex with her at the same time - we changed it." Kirisu Madoka also widened his eyes and looked up at the sky with a tangled expression: "If one day Weisensen finally knows the truth. He can take whatever he wants in this doomsday world, he can have any woman he wants, and kill any man he wants. That will be our real doomsday -"
"The end is coming
Half - I hope he won't be too harsh when he starts a harem." Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Madoka smiled bitterly at each other and said to Tifa: "If possible, I hope he just likes women and doesn't like women in pain. There are so many perverts in Japan, I hope he, a Chinese, won't be infected with bad habits. As long as he doesn't kill indiscriminately, let him start a harem if he wants. It's the end of the world. I have never seen a superpower like him who keeps so many idle people."
"No, I know who Avi is best." Tifa shook her head decisively, but glanced at Mai Shiranui who was standing beside her. The latter blushed and her heart beat fast, and she turned away, not daring to look directly into Tifa's eyes.
"As for starting a harem? If he likes, then let him do it. But I'm sure..." Tifa patted her chest and said, "First, even if he knew everything, he wouldn't kill innocent people. Second, even if he has more women, he won't be like a stray dog, chasing after one after another. Avi is a capable and good man. He will join hands with me to use his abilities to rescue more people! This is my love, and I have confidence in him."
"Uh, didn't you hear about the massacre he committed in the warehouse today..."
"what?"
"We are afraid. Today, because of his cousin..."
"Oh, Yoshida Saki." Mai Shiranui on the side followed up, pouting and looking a little jealous, saying, "I've never seen Avi so angry. Even when fighting monsters, he was just brave. But this time he was really angry - I heard that Yoshida-san was her cousin. A scumbag cheated on her, and Avi tortured him to death with the most cruel physical and psychological means. Tsk tsk, it's scary to think about it. Tifa-chan, should we go see him today? Comfort him?"
"Okay... okay?" He suddenly remembered the last time he comforted me and went to bed.
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Li Wei prepared his lessons very carefully, but he had problems switching between Chinese and Japanese. He had played the role of a teacher and a leader of children before, but unfortunately he couldn't write on the blackboard. This time, he had free labor from other teachers to use. He was much happier.
"In the end times, is studying really important?" Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at the Chinese lesson plan written by Li Wei.
My, I totally cannot understand the work!
"Of course, we will all grow old and die one day. Who will pass on our knowledge when that day comes? These children are the future, and they are even more of the future - in a word. Now everyone is the future, and we will all die, and of course the rotten flesh will die out one day. Zombies don't reproduce, so one day a balance will be reached, and then the number of humans will surpass."
Li Wei talked freely.
"Weisensen..." Madoka Kirisu looked at Levi in a daze, lying on the table in the basement. She looked at Levi who was still working at his desk, "You are amazing... I thought everyone had given up. But whether as a warrior, a teacher, or a human being, you are... amazing."
"Oh? Really?" Levi smiled softly, looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka who was looking at him with the same admiration: "You two are also amazing - you spent a whole day making up a novel with me today. It's really rare and precious, I really like listening to your stories - keep going next time, you can't fail to make up a story."
"Teacher Avi, you know everything?!" The two female teachers were instantly furious.
"Haha, I didn't realize I was almost a city idiot, but I didn't expose you because what you said was quite interesting. Let me make up this story tomorrow. Um... oh, right. No need tomorrow, I have something else to do tomorrow."
"What's wrong? Levitra?"
Tomorrow? Tomorrow is the day when the zombie tide will arrive.
Chapter 60: Seven Days of Joy, Seven Days of Trouble, Seven Days of Itch
In the quiet night, the stars were shining, and the teacher's room was bright all night. Whenever a surviving student walked past the basement window, the bright light burned his heart.
Ah, every time I think of you, the good teacher who never forgets to hand out papers on the last day of the year, every word of yours stirs my heart.
Levi's physical strength has been very good recently, his lumbar disc has healed, and the problem of lack of sleep has been solved. The spiritual emptiness has also been filled, and killing someone does not pose any psychological burden at all. To Levi, killing is simply a piece of cake. For example, in the fierce battle with Takagi Yuriko, the earth was exhausted, but the cow was safe and sound! Another example is that he fought with two female teachers late into the night last night. The two female teachers have not gotten up yet, but Levi is full of energy and has already sat at the gate of the fire station with a hammer.
In the early morning, the warm morning breeze brought the stench of corpses, and it was another hot and humid morning.
Levi lit a cigarette. He found that the shape of the armor seemed to be getting weirder and weirder, but he didn't think much about it. The [7-day zombie tide countdown: 0:15:53] in front of him was still counting down.
"Crack—whoosh." Levi lit a cigarette and let the precious cigarette burn wildly, which diluted a lot of the foul smell: "I really wonder why zombies broke out in this world. A natural disaster? A man-made disaster? Oh, I don't know. If it was a natural disaster, it would be fine. If it was a man-made disaster, you see, I will kill all these people..."
"Gudong!" A group of people from District 11 around Levi knelt down and kowtowed.
"What are you doing?" Levi looked at the people from District 11 around him, with a question mark on his face: "What kind of performance art are you suddenly doing?"
After all, the next
100 zombies, Levi didn't know how many were ordinary zombies, how many were mutant zombies, how many were more terrifying - or maybe it was just 100 ordinary zombies. Levi was going to let these students practice, and it happened that both the long and short guns had been fired, and the bullets had been contracted to each household. A group of high school students and adult men and women from District 11 also stood behind the bunker. Just waiting for Levi's order -
But now they all knelt in front of Levi.
“Hahayi!!” The people of District 11 knelt on the ground and apologized to Li Wei: “It’s all our fault.”
"No, the zombie virus looks like a natural disaster. If there is a problem, it looks like the work of the United States." Levi was puzzled. He always thought that the United States was researching the zombie virus. After all, he found a vaccine from a secret laboratory of the US military (under the school), and he thought it was already a solid proof.
"Everyone says that this zombie mutation is, is..." Takashiro Yuriko, who was kneeling on the ground holding an assault rifle (h416) that Levi didn't recognize but looked very familiar, said, "It was caused by the discharge of nuclear waste water into the sea from Japan. We are the worst hit. And..."
As a person from one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, Li Wei came over and listened to what the people from District 11 who were kneeling on the ground said. He immediately shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, you are also victims."
"Teacher..." A group of students looked at Levi with admiration.
"You think I would say that! You forgetful bastards, kneel down!" Levi was furious, pointing at all the people from District 11 in front of him and cursing. Levi was a person who could distinguish between personal feelings and the collective sense of honor of mankind.
Mai Shiranui, who was standing by, was also frightened by the aura and knelt down unconsciously.
"Get up." Levi couldn't tell the difference between personal feelings and collective honor. So he helped Mai Shiranui up and made an excuse: "You were born in 94, they can't beat you. Ahem - in short, if any of you guys tell me "you are also victims", I will kick you out! Do you understand? Now we are protecting civilians, and I will kill a civil servant if I catch him. Because they are the decision-makers, they will be held accountable if they mess around!"
Levi also didn't know whether the zombie outbreak was caused by nuclear pollution caused by the people in Area 11. Although it was % likely caused by the people in Area , based on the experience of several generations, he still felt that there might be Americans behind the scenes. Of course, unless the system told him, he probably wouldn't know the truth in this lifetime. Although he didn't know what the truth was...
But he knew that now he was going to bite it to death - of course it's your fault!
He made himself a victim and tried to save the image of the perpetrator. A commoner is a commoner no matter where he is. This cannot be solved by changing countries. But the problem is that you, a commoner, did not resist fiercely at that time, and you happened to be a democratic society... Although it is unlikely, of course, it must be blamed on each of you. "You guys are really... still like this after decades. Forget it, I don't want to bother with you! Now that you have been rescued, it is not easy to drive you away again. Listen, don't act stupid in front of me in the future, do you understand!"
Levi swung the hammer in his hand, which once again deepened everyone's obedience to him. Before, they were grateful, now they felt guilty, and finally they were moved by Levi's sacrifice.
In a few years, maybe Levi could be posthumously named a Divine Emperor or something.
"Ha Yi!" The people in District 11 who were kneeling on the ground fell to their knees one after another, expressing their submission.
"You guys get up." Levi had nothing to say to the trash from Pingcheng and Reiwa. The ones who recruited nuclear weapons were more terrifying. For example, the group of dogs on the stage who really had the power to decide the sea were all from the nuclear recruitment years: "Oh, there are still five minutes. I have a feeling that the zombies are coming, you guys get ready. If it's an ordinary zombie, you shoot on your own. If it's a mutant zombie, Xiao Wu, Tifa and I will deal with it. I'll take the damage--"
Levi looked at Tifa and Mai Shiranui and said, "You guys come in and deal damage."
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Sure enough, the zombies came soon. There were 100 of them, all Tyson and Bolt. Each one was a super soldier, and each one was better than the urban soldier king. So, if such a powerful zombie met an ordinary person, would it win?
"Bang!" After a gunshot, the rifle with a sight fired first. When they got closer, the revolvers issued by the police station started firing.
No matter how fast Bolt is, he can't be faster than a bullet. No matter how hard Tyson's fist is, it can't be harder than steel. So, these zombies were quickly beaten into sieves. The most terrifying thing about zombies is their ability to lurk and spread. When the zombie virus first appeared in the apocalypse, it caught all of humanity off guard. A large number of zombies appeared in close proximity to almost everyone. The random mutation of the population is the most terrifying thing.
it's good now.
The zombies in front were being shot in various ways, and gunshots rang out in the background.
"It's been seven days." Levi was quite emotional, feeling the passing of time. In the blink of an eye, it's been seven days...! He glanced at Mai Shiranui, then at Tifa and said, "Theoretically, Xiao Wu's zombie virus will break out in the next two days."
bang bang dong!
Tifa clapped her hands, as if she had suddenly remembered something.
Zhihuo Wu and Li Wei's shoulders, and said: "I'm not so stingy, others' words... humph-but Xiao Wu is absolutely fine! Here, Avi, kiss her."
"Uh... that, ahem. Tifa-chan is the best. Um... ahem, there's no other way for a woman like me to survive. I have to live in such a miserable state." Mai Shiranui scratched her head awkwardly and said with a sigh, "It seems like I won't be able to get married in the future..."
"If you can't get married, will you marry me?" The person who said this was Tifa, who held Mai Shiranui's hand with a smile on her face. Lily's method is good?
Mai Shiranui seemed to be trying to tell someone else what she was saying, but Tifa caught it. Not only did she catch it, but she also scared Mai Shiranui a little.
"Okay, okay, Tifa is going to marry Avi." Mai Shiranui laughed silly twice, then sighed - it's destined, can't it be possible? Then she patted Levi's shoulder and said, "Let's go. I'm going to take advantage of you, and you're still not happy? What are you doing standing here..."
"No need." Tifa grabbed Levi's hand and didn't let go of Mai Shiranui's hand. She just looked at the two people in front of her and said, "I know what is more important and what is less important. Avi, just kiss Xiaowu right here."
"No, isn't it good?"
"It's okay. I can let it go." Tifa smiled brightly.
Chapter 61 Everyone is looking for a backer, a thigh, and a thigh root
Mai Shiranui's favorability increased by 10 points. It proved and proved once again that spiritual love is important, but it is like a match to ignite a flame. The fuel that really makes the fire of emotion burn is our perishable human body - the best fuel is to let these rotten bodies interact and generate heat through friction.
Levi rubbed it, but only wiped her mouth, and Mai Shiranui's favorability increased by 10 - this is a bit puzzling, but of course not very puzzling. After all, it was kissing a girl, and it was first love, so it was normal.
Tifa smiled as if there was no light in her eyes, and her favorability increased by 1 - Levi didn't understand this at all.
"I hope you can review well after you go back, so we'll stop here for this class. If you don't understand any questions, you can come to me. I'll be here for the next hour. But please remember that although this is a teaching session, you will shoulder the responsibility of rebuilding mankind in the future. So the master key is still used to educate you, and it's still your problem to decide what type of talent you want to develop into. Okay, get out of class is dismissed. Oh, by the way, there will be an additional medical course tomorrow. Go back and inform your parents to come to class as well - Okay, get out of class is dismissed."
Li Wei looked at his watch. It was 10 o'clock at night. Normally, these naughty kids would not go to bed too early. It was Li Wei's ethics to let the kids go to class at night after working all day.
Levi was still correcting the homework that was just handed in today. Seeing that few students came up to ask questions, he didn't want to say much. There were two teachers sitting next to him, Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Madoka. Because this was the basement, the only place with light, they could only work here at night.
"Um, cousin..." At this moment, the heroine of "Transformation", the heroine of the adult dark fairy tale who is more useful than ten thousand anti-drug text messages - Yoshida Saki walked over weakly: "get out of class is over."
"Yeah." Levi nodded. At first, he just thought that he could calm the other person down and give him a reason to live. Now it seems that he has used too much force. The other person seems to be unable to live without him: "Xiaosaki, if you have anything to say, please speak up. Come, come to your cousin. Is there anything you don't understand?"
"Yeah." Yoshida Saki showed a big sunny smile. She finally walked out of the fog of life and stood in front of Levi beautifully: "I heard... you have been deliberately looking for everyone's family."
"Ah... yes." This is a bit of a coincidence. If everyone basically lives in the same area and the schools are near home, it is understandable that the family is closer. But the fact that Levi always brings a few family members back every time he goes out is indeed a bit too coincidental.
So a rumor slowly spread among the first batch of "non-important characters" who were rescued - Mr. Avi is everyone's savior, who deliberately risked his life in the apocalypse to find everyone's family. He didn't hesitate to raid the gangs, and he didn't hesitate to raid the buildings full of zombies. In short, Mr. Avi is a strong good guy with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.
"But it's also luck that these guys survived the disaster." Levi was more modest, because some people rushed to die and he really couldn't stop them: "Oh, by the way, what's the matter?"
"I, I have some classmates too. They, they might be here too..."
"Wait a minute, Xiaosaki." Levi's actions have been regarded as saintly, and now Yoshida Saki is completely forgetting the beating: "
Xiaosaki, how are your friends? "
"Everyone is a good person." Yoshida Saki couldn't help laughing when she said this: "I, I've never met so many good friends. Ah, (Hori) Kyoko asked Miyamura-kun (Isumi) to do my hair, and Miyamura-kun's mother made a cake for all of us. I have never seen a real idol, but I think Xiao Gudu and the others should be. They are all so awesome, and so cute. Xiao Gudu is also very nice to me--"
"Night raid group: 6九四9,3, 六一三五..." Birds of a feather flock together. Autistic people meet unlucky people. Think about it from a God's perspective. If Little Lonely wasn't the heroine of the comedy "Lonely Rock", she might be in a worse situation than Yoshida Saki. Levi nodded. Seeing that the other party could distinguish between good and bad, he was not in a hurry. He picked up the pen and continued to correct the homework: "Then you recall your classmates. I... ahem. I came to Japan to take you back, but for now, first of all, I can't swim back to China. I have no ties over there in this world. It's better to raise you here."
Levi didn't even raise his head, but just made up a plot he had seen and said, "Before the end of the world, I went to your school. Don't blame my cousin for speaking vulgarly. A bunch of sons of bitches are bullying in school. I have zero tolerance for this. Before the end of the world, I was submissive to these little (beep——) brats. Am I still afraid of these dogs now? They bullied you in school and you almost took drugs, took drugs, had promiscuous sex, and were deceived by the scum of society, step by step into the abyss! I tell you, give me another chance and I will knock their dog heads off!"
"Huh!" As if frightened by Levi's calm tone of voice, Levi looked up at Yoshida Saki's somewhat frightened application. Finally, he smiled bitterly: "Don't be afraid. As long as I can live one day, I will protect you in this doomsday. Before the doomsday, others are unwilling to give you, and cannot give you - after the doomsday, I, your cousin, will give you."
"Thank you, thank you..." Yoshida Saki was moved by Levi's tone. Otherwise, why do people say that high school girls are easy to deceive? At least Yoshida Saki can deceive them all. Now Levi is her heaven. In fact, not only her, but many people regard Levi as the backbone of this camp: "But, but... If, if you meet my mother, and, and my father..."
"Your father is your concubine, not your biological father." Levi pinched his nose, thinking that although the world is vicious, it also has a beautiful side. He secretly asked experienced women, for example, Mrs. Takagi Yuriko, who guaranteed when she was bathing: Yoshida Saki's legs were more virgin than a virgin, and she also took a special look when she was helping to scrub her bath to see if there was any problem.
On the contrary, the other female high school students who have boyfriends, remember to give Min Ting enough condoms and always have them ready.
"Your biological father is Chinese, he's my cousin - your mother... I'll bring her back if I meet her." Li Wei thought that this kind of mother was mentally ill, why bring her back? He just tried to comfort her: "I'll find a deserted place to bury your stepfather. An elder brother is like a father, I'll be your father from now on! If you have anything, tell me."
"Okay, okay...thank you, cousin." The original family was a piece of crap, but fortunately Levi had regained his place in the other's heart. After thanking Levi, Yoshida Saki turned and left.
"These children are already in adolescence, fragile and easily broken. If there are any problems, you need to report them to us immediately." Li Wei watched the other children leave, lowered his head and continued to correct homework: "You should also take more trouble for those children who have no parents and whose families have not been found. Try to let them live in the dormitories of other families first, and find them goddaughters or godsons. Secondly, if it really doesn't work, report to me immediately... What's wrong?"
"If there is a problem with the child, we will take care of it immediately." She is kind-hearted and has recently shared a lot of experiences with children. Shizuka Hiratsuka put on her white coat, took a sip of coffee, and lowered her head and said, "But what about the pressure on teachers?"
"Tell me." Li Wei patted his chest and said, "You can tell me if you have any troubles."
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