"Well, your supplies are almost covered with the people you like, and your notebook is almost full of the people you like the most."
"No, no, no, you don't understand. I actually like them all." Kita Ikuyo said with a smile, "Everyone hasn't responded yet, but how about we hold another concert to make everyone's dull life more interesting? That's perfect. Everyone's life is very depressing, and this can alleviate the terror brought by the zombie apocalypse--"
Kita Ikuyo's smile was a little bitter. If nothing happened to her family, then something must have happened. There was no way she hadn't seen her family in the original work. So now she just wanted to add a little light to this miserable world.
"I don't know whether the world will slowly recover, but Teacher Avi has magical powers. We don't have this magical power, but we can make people forget their pain temporarily, isn't that good?"
"Yeah. That makes sense! It's just right. I'll go talk to Coco. She's from the same hometown as Teacher Avi. I wonder what kind of songs Teacher Avi likes to listen to?"
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"Ah? How would I know?" Tang Keke asked.
I spoke in Chinese, and then I realized that the Japanese netizen on the other side couldn't understand me. I quickly switched back to plastic Japanese and started talking nonsense: "It's like this. There is an old Chinese saying, "He who knows the current situation is a hero." First, I am a Chinese-Japanese hybrid; second, there are more than ten years between me and Teacher Avi. And it seems that we like different things. He is still xx, and I am hurting you. We are different. Everyone has different circumstances. I really don't know what he likes."
"Look at Teacher Awei's age... Do you really not know what kind of Chinese pop music was popular ten years ago?" Ms. Guiqulaixi took her socially anxious husband, Xiao Gudu, to visit the lesbian fortress. One is socially anxious, the other is socially anxious, two different groups of people came to visit the lesbian fortress.
These are genuine lesbians. Tang Keke is looking at her fellow villager Zhong Lanzhu from another group. Of course, one hurt you and the other was stupid and tolerant. The two together equaled the entire world in the Chinese Internet 20 years ago. These two people are not as old as fellow villagers. But considering that they are the only two who can be friends with Li Wei at present - they can't give up this bond.
"Well, I have some impression of the painting from years ago." Zhong Lanzhu chatted with Tang Keke in a secret language in fake Mandarin: "As for Teacher Awei, I don't know him. But it seems that he should like Tuhai very much, right?"
"What you just said makes sense." Tang Keke nodded repeatedly, and instantly felt that what the other person said made sense: "You are so smart! Teacher Awei, you must like Tuhai very much! That's right, that's right... Oh, in the past, my father's friends also liked it."
"Yeah, 5 Daddy's friends from other places also like it. Alas... I used to think that Tuhai sounded bad, but now that I think about it, I really remember it." Zhong Lanzhu rolled her eyes and said, "It seems there is a song called Above the Moon."
"Oh, little apple!"
"Well, and..."
The two teenage beauties discussed for a long time, full of age discrimination against middle-aged and elderly people.
"But I can't memorize it. I haven't heard it much."
"Me too, I'm a hen."
Then the two of them pulled themselves back from the edge of being thrown out of the camp, and finally thought for a long time.
"Oh, I remember now. There are some songs that old people like him must like." Tang Keke suddenly had an idea and said, "The five-star red flag flutters in the wind, and the victory song is so loud..."
"Uh..." Zhong Lanzhu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Before I came to Japan, Hangan School also taught this, and I learned it. It's pretty nice. There's also the song [In order to open up new horizons...], that is... is it really okay to let the Japanese sing the song?"
"Yes, after all, they are Japanese..."
Aren't you two pure?
"Let's put it this way." After the encrypted call ended, Tang Keke said to the other two people, "Anyway, you just want to sing a few songs that Teacher Avi likes. But the concert is actually to make everyone happy, right?"
"Ok!"
"Leave it to us." Zhong Lanzhu patted her chest and promised. She laughed arrogantly and said, "In order to thank Avisanma for saving our mother, we decided to sing him a song that he is sure to be willing to listen to! Oh, let's sing together! I guarantee he will be satisfied - come on, call everyone over, I will write a program on how to perform in a flattering way... Well, to make him happy!"
"what?"
(bv117411v7ye, B station number. Stories need a reason, but the real world doesn’t—adapted from a true story)
Chapter 94: The Difference Between Perverts: Can a Beautiful Girl Be Called a Pervert?
"Yeah, yeah, I agree."
Tang Keke wrote a paragraph in the report to Li Wei:
Since everyone is very tired and there are many new partners, I suggest that all personnel in the base hold a concert. Please approve it.
I gave it to Tang Keke's mother and drew a circle around it. When Japanese people draw a circle, it means they basically agree. I drew a circle for Tang Keke's good fellow Zhong Lanzhu, and for teachers Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Madoka. I drew a circle for the person in charge here, Takagi Yuriko.
Li Wei took a look at the five circles and wrote a note: I agree to go to the Olympics to steal... Oh, that's not right.
"I agree to hold this concert, but in the basement. We must ensure that the concert is held on the third floor underground, and the sound will not be too loud. And it must be held during the day, not at night. Well, let's celebrate. So many people have come back, so they should have a holiday." Li Wei is also actively building the base, treating women as brave men and men as animals. Anyway, this is such a tiring world, so it's good to let everyone take a break.
Anyway, Levi just wanted to listen to the concert in District 11 for fun. He couldn't really appreciate the noisy so-called concerts of these kids. DJ? Levi only knew two things about DJs. One was the DJ version of the Great Compassion Mantra, which Levi listened to a lot; the other was If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
"Ah, they are all good kids, which is really rare. Although they are idols, except that they have a bad temper, everything else is pretty good." Levi patted Tang Keke's head affectionately. The kid is very good.
"I say." Tang Keke used a popular online term among young people and replied with a smile: "The chairman is wise."
"You're looking for trouble, aren't you, little brat?"
The only one who could speak so calmly in this situation was, of course, Li Wei.
Someone is in the midst of the horrific destruction of exterminating humanity, no, it is simply the extermination of the biosphere, and he is able to remain calm and at ease because of the system.
Others don't have a system, so they can't even resist foot washing water. After all, this is the mass extinction caused by the earth from time to time. In fact, according to the earth, humans are the most perfect executors of mass extinction - how much worry have humans saved the earth? The sky is murderous, the earth is murderous, and people are murderous - these three things together have basically sentenced all species in this era to death.
This was basically the situation before Levi came into contact with these children and adults.
"Well, it's really rare." Even more shocked than Levi was Takagi Yuriko, and the other two teachers, Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Madoka.
All three of them, who had served as local leaders in Japan, burst into tears as they watched this scene. They couldn’t help but feel that it was “rare and precious.”
"Is it that serious? You three?" Levi looked at the three administrative women in front of him with a confused look on their faces, and said, "I admit that these children are very good, and they don't have the temper of the previous spoiled daughters. Everyone is working hard in exchange for the construction of the base, but you...isn't this how the doomsday should be? A knife is hanging over everyone's head, and there is only one choice: work hard to unite together, and all difficulties can be overcome. Everyone should strive to continue the human race..."
The three Japanese adult women looked at Levi in surprise, and then looked at each other.
I’m so used to hearing Levi’s plastic Japanese that I’m only now realizing the severity of the problem.
"No, no, no, this is your opinion - you are not Japanese, you have no right to speak about the Japanese. On the contrary, I have the qualification." Takagi Yuriko sighed and said, "In my original camp, do you know how many people were looking for trouble? Some thought zombies were viruses, some thought zombies had human rights, some thought viruses had human rights, some thought leaders should be elected, and some thought I should give up my position. They were everywhere, and my former husband had to kill several people to suppress it. Later, when my husband died, I didn't even dare to announce his death - now your team is a group of children and adults, all of whom are humans with normal thinking logic. It's really... Alas, it's rare."
"There are selfish people everywhere, how can they be involved with Japan..."
"Well... we have more say." Levi's two Japanese female colleagues looked at each other and lamented. Kirisu Madoka said, "There are a bunch of small and big trash in our school, those who don't attend classes, those with chuunibyou, those with mental illness, and those with autism - not the kind of little loneliness. How should I put it... oh, right, they don't go to school for no reason. And then they start to rely on their parents -"
"That's right." Shizuka Hiratsuka thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with the world being destroyed: "That's really biting the living daylights out of a person. A 70-year-old son drags his 69-year-old sister to eat his 90-year-old father. After the father died, there was no pension, so the government had to support him. Every time I pass by a pachinko shop, I can encounter these social scums - it makes it extremely difficult for them to find a job."
"Oh, this kind? I'll just throw this kind of thing outside to feed the zombies." Levi was puzzled and looked at Tang Keke: "Why, doesn't Japan solve it this way?"
"Of course not. There are huge differences between China and Japan. Take my time in Japan as an example." Tang Keke raised a finger on each hand and said, "For example, the term 'otaku'. I've told you before that Chinese and Japanese otaku are different. But what's the difference? Chinese otakus have to go out to work. What's the point of staying at home if they don't have money? Japanese otakus are different. They ask for money and refuse to work. Besides that, I've received gifts from fans and was scolded by my teammates."
"Hmm?" Levi frowned. It seemed that the lesbians were still not that united. "Is your team relationship not as good as it seems?"
"No, our team relationship is much better than it seems. It's not that someone in the group bullied me, but they warned me, a Chinese, to be careful of Japanese otakus." Tang Keke sighed and said, "When I was in China, saying "otakus are disgusting" was mostly a joke between otakus. But in Japan, this sentence is not a joke, it's true. Fortunately, the first fan gift I received was normal, and it was given to me by a girl. But giving STD needles and the like is very normal, and disgusting things are everywhere - there are really differences between people. Teacher, you don't know anything when you come to Japan... It will be dangerous."
"Uh... it's okay." Levi's face looked a little ugly, but then he let out a long sigh of relief and laughed heartlessly: "But fortunately, this is not the end of the world, right? Those disgusting things are over, and this team is still very united. Don't worry, there won't be so many problems."
"..." Tang Keke glanced at Li Wei. As a fellow villager, she wanted to say something to warn him. But as soon as she opened her mouth, she felt that someone around her didn't want her to speak.
So she shut up, and only said one last sentence: "Teacher, now you are defenseless - be careful."
"Eh?"
Tang Keke thought: My fellow countryman from China, you don't know that even women in District 11 have voyeurism, cowboy raising, self-CPU tendency, and other abnormal attributes that are completely unreasonable to ordinary honest Chinese people. Licking chopsticks every day is a relatively perfect thing that does not disturb others.
This person is perverted. She had seen four good friends of the same desk rubbing the corner of the desk at the same time a few days ago.
However, the trembling Tang Keke didn't dare to say anything, and was pulled by Zhong Lanzhu and ran away. This is not a matter of being perverted or not - you have to respect other people's love culture. Darkening is not perverted at all, people think it is love.
Especially in this camp, there are more females than males!
It’s the end of the world, and everyone is letting themselves go - it’s not that you are too strong, you would have been defeated countless times.
Chapter 95: Cancer of the Earth
When the number of rescued people by non-important characters reaches 80, the morale system of the shelter is unlocked. The morale of the main characters, combat characters and non-main characters is different.
Positive 200 and negative 200 are the limits. This time the shelter morale system is very complete as soon as it comes on the scene.
Each stage has a significant morale buff. Now the morale of his camp is 86. Holding a concert directly adds 20 morale bars. Now his non-main character morale can accelerate the growth of plants and give them "fruits within 7 days". The previous ones are "clean springs", "non-stop and damaged solar power generation", "one day construction, one day recruitment", "one day teaching research technology" and other buffs similar to Fengling Yueying's "ding".
The camp morale drops by 1 point every day, so you need to get some rewards from time to time. The reward after 100 is "Sweep", so Levi must get such an important map clearing skill. In addition, if the camp morale reaches 200, there is also a buff called "Long Live Teacher Avi", but I don't know what it means.
Of course, the penalty of minus 200 is also very confusing, but this is very simple. When the morale bar reaches zero, the whole camp falls apart, but you can still "enslave" and continue to drop. The camp does not collapse until it drops to minus 200, but everyone converts to cults and goes crazy in the doomsday. And it seems that every non-important character has a defeat cg, which makes Levi quite interested - this is a game where you are destined to not be able to collect all the cgs after completing it once.
"Ah-Teacher Wei--" Levi took a cup of tea and carried a mobile phone that stored hundreds of audio novels. This feeling was no different from being on duty grading papers in the teaching and research office before he traveled through time. When he was about to go to the monitoring room for duty, suddenly a voice called Levi.
The Chinese used is a bit more plasticky, but not too plasticy to be honest.
"Huh?" Levi looked back and saw four big pinks.
Although in the two-dimensional world, hair colors are randomly selected from the spectrum, but this pink color doesn't look like it's dyed, but a natural light pink that is shiny and beautiful.
"Oh... Fuji... Fujiwara... sisters, right?" Levi looked at the four people who came and the one who looked like the third child said, "I know you, the four sisters of the Fujiwara family, right? What's the matter?"
"Haha, Teacher Li Wei's words are so nice." The intellectual elder sister in the lead smiled and narrowed her eyes, revealing her right hand with a ring on her little finger. She seemed to show it to Li Wei casually, covered her lips and chuckled, "It's not four sisters, it's three sisters - I'm their mother."
"Oh...oh?" It's worthy of being the stinky second dimension, it's really beautiful! Levi couldn't help but sigh what the ethical stalks in the world are, which makes people live and die together - I just like playing ethical stalks, as long as they don't play on me, everything is fine: "Sorry, ma'am."
"It doesn't matter, he's not here anymore..." The four big pinkies looked a little ugly, and Mrs. Fujiwara smiled with difficulty: "My husband... passed away when the end of the world just started a month ago."
"Sorry, please accept my condolences." Everyone was talking, Levi just poked someone's scar. Levi sighed. Another one whose father died but whose mother was super healthy. So everyone likes this kind of setting? "Then Madam, I don't know... you speak Chinese very well."
This one has no accent at all, Levi was a little surprised.
"I used to be the ambassador to the xx province in China." Suddenly even his accent changed, and in an instant Levi's eyes became a little more friendly. The accent remained the same, but it felt a little rustic. It was really interesting: "Isn't it possible that I am your fellow countryman who is not even related to you in 18 poles? Hahaha, just kidding. I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Fujiwara Manho. I will need your care in the future. Please give me your guidance."
As he spoke, the other party also took out a small card - although it was a little torn, it was obviously preserved. It should be a Japanese business card, with four big Chinese characters written on it - Fujiwara Manho.
"Mom is really good. She taught us Chinese." Several girls saluted and introduced themselves to Li Wei, and they looked familiar. One of them, who seemed to be the second-year high school girl, smiled brightly and said in Chinese that was not as good as her mother's: "Teacher Awei, we have a good impression of you——"
"Thank you, Fujiwara Chika." Levi nodded with a smile, without any overly intimate gestures: "But it really surprises me... Fujiwara Manho... um. Mrs. Fujiwara Manho, can actually become the ambassador to China at such a young age..."
Fujiwara no Manho, which means Fujiwara no Bansai in Chinese - Levi always felt that he was being taken advantage of.
"There are four Fujiwara here. You don't need to call me by my last name. Just call me Manho." He spoke in fluent Chinese, and suddenly revealed a sly smile.
At the same time, Levi felt that the four big pinks in front of him might not be as harmless as they looked: "Oh, okay? As for me being the ambassador to China at such a young age... you also know that political families are actually like that. Japan belongs to feudalism under capitalism, and our family's hereditary territory is still the same. You can tell by our last name. Our family even has its own constituency. Well, to be honest, the best person in our family actually served as the Prime Minister of Japan."
"Hmm?" Levi frowned. This doomsday seemed to be related to the nuclear pollution discharge into the sea. Although this is a magical world in the second dimension, you can't be so magical, right? Levi's voice faded directly. "I wonder which Japanese Prime Minister it is?"
"Xxxx husband."
"The one who knelt in Nanjing?" He was a rare pro-China person, so he was fired after only a few months. That's good enough, because all those who refused to leave were killed by the CIA.
"Oh, yes, you know my grandfather?" Fujiwara Chika looked puzzled: "Not many Japanese know him."
"We're more famous there - it's okay." Levi's voice became better again, and he asked with a smile on his face: "Should I go and save him? Where is he? I can help..."
"No need. I participated in an event with my husband and died together." Mrs. Fujiwara Manho said lightly, as if she didn't want to talk about it more. "But I also relied on nepotism to get to this point. I took advantage of the school shelter in the early days. But in the later period... it's not possible."
Mrs. Fujiwara Manho looked at her three children and seemed to remember something: "Look at me - Chika, tell me what you want to say."
"Um - ahem, I'm here to convey the notice of this memorial service committee." Fujiwara Chika coughed lightly, and pulled her sister and younger sister to inform Levi together: "Teacher Levi has made great contributions. Now this memorial service committee has discussed, analyzed, and summarized by all members. After soliciting the opinions of the participants and those outside the venue... we now notify Teacher Levi that he must attend this memorial service."
"..." Levi looked at Fujiwara Chika, then looked up at Fujiwara Manho, thinking that this girl was amazing: "Your daughter is very eloquent when she talks, is she going to take the civil service exam in the future? Will she become the prime minister in the future?"
"If my daughter wants to do something, let her do it. As for becoming prime minister, there is no need to take a civil service exam." Fujiwara Manho smiled.
“Hahaha, Mr. Levi is really good at joking - our family is just a political family with our own choices, so we can suck blood from the people.” Fujiwara Chika and the three big pinks next to her laughed together: “It’s grandpa’s greatest power that mom became an ambassador abroad. How could they let a pro-China granddaughter become prime minister, hahaha…”
"Hahaha……"
The four big dividends laughed together.
Levi looked at it with horror, this family was really powerful.
"I have something else to do..." Levi turned around and prepared to leave.
"Teacher Levi - we were sent to invite you over."
"I can't walk on my own..."
"Teacher Li Wei - we don't want to be excluded just because we didn't complete the task." Suddenly, Fujiwara Manho's face was almost pressed against Li Wei's, and her eyes were full of Chinese and Japanese: "Do you know that if you can't read the air in Japan, you will die socially?"
"Uh... I don't know, what do you mean by reading the air?"
"all in all."
The four mothers and daughters were all pink, looked similar, and wore pink and black clothes. Their bodies were better than each other. Even the youngest junior high school student was better than the best high school student Levi had seen in the real world.
The eight airbags pushed Levi forward from all directions.
Chapter 96: Explosive Concert
After the performance, Levitra, who had never experienced the singing and dancing performance in District 11, was left exhausted.
Levi was on duty for all the previous singing and dancing performances, and once he was on duty for Tifa. So I haven't experienced the brainwashing of Japanese live performances. Especially this kind of live performance where District 11 selects several underage girls to jump and dance, make heart-to-heart gestures, smile faces, sikisiki, and dokidoki.
Levi is still in the front row.
Mr. Li's Japanese was originally given to him by the system, and it was just a piece of cake. Recently, he has been intensively studying daily spoken English and general reading and writing skills. Since he has been away from home for a long time, Mr. Li has no great impression of this new era of home dance. His mind is still stuck in the era of Sakura Wars to Haruhi Suzumiya, and it has long been blurred.
Seeing this scene now is similar to seeing Putin performing "ancient martial arts" in Japan, O'Neal watching the performance at the Shaolin Temple, and the emperor being treated to fish and chips.
I was confused throughout the whole process but kept smiling politely. Although I didn’t understand anything, the enthusiasm of the girls on the stage was understandable - I applauded at the end.
Of course, if that was all, Li was just attending a concert. After all, when he was attending the concert, the entire base was under security, and there was no need to worry about attracting zombies on the third underground floor. Li was very calm. The girls on the stage worked very hard, and if you listened carefully, it was quite interesting - this world is already gg, and everyone needs a break in this kind of scene.
But the final performance left Levi stunned.
"Yeah." The steel that was moved from the ruins next door
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