"Forget it, let's treat a dead horse as a live doctor."

——Night attack group: 9, 61——

"Ms. Tifa, you seem to be getting more and more uncomfortable." Xingge was holding a tissue in her hand. The two female characters in the daily animation looked confused and seemed to be in a mess in the zombie apocalypse.

"Yeah, do you want to take a break? Do you want to have one last drink?" Her eyes were filled with endless sadness and a voice that sounded like a rabbit dying and a fox mourning. Hiroi Kikuri took out a bag of wine that she had secretly hidden and handed it to Tifa: "Although I don't know if we can finally get drunk and fall asleep... But if, if that's the case, do you want to have a drink? One drink will stop the pain..."

"Kikuri, you idiot! Li-san just rushed over, look how powerful he is! Although he doesn't look normal..." The last sentence was muttered by Ijichi Xingge, who pushed the wine away: "Ms. Tifa, hold on! Wine... can't be drunk yet, it will speed up your blood flow! Wait until Li-san comes back, everything... everything will be fine! Well, you see, he is a Chinese, and he looks like a genetic warrior like in "Devilman"! Like Ga Zi, he wields a huge hammer like a big sword. If such a powerful person says that the vaccine is there, it must be there! Chinese people know the United States the most, don't worry!"

Now it seems that no one cares whether Levi's ability can kill through the zombies. Levi, who looked like a biochemical warrior just now, suddenly jumped up by at least ten centimeters after taking a shot of the drug. This real "science fiction" plot scared the girls.

And it confirmed Levi's lie - this is a US military base and there are vaccines.

Levi was lying, but he didn't expect it to be true.

"Yeah." Tifa just nodded weakly, as if she also vaguely felt that the time was almost up: "You... don't have to follow me. I... have somewhere I want to go... ah, what a pity. I wanted to see him one last time, but..."

Tifa weakly stood up from the passenger seat and staggered to try to prop herself up and leave.

"No, Miss Tifa!" Ijichi Xingge suddenly grabbed Tifa from the main driver's seat. To be honest, it is unwise to casually contact the infected, not to mention that the infected person wants to leave on his own - if it were an ordinary person, it would be (is there such a good thing?)

But this is a beautiful 2D daily character, and it's just different from the shitty Earth OL style.

"We promised Li Sang that we would take good care of you, so we can never give up on you!" Yiji Zhi Xingge was also a little panicked: "If you are really infected... this is fate. But don't be afraid! I... this guy and I are both singers, we will sing a song for you to calm you down. Give us a song, give Li Sang a song! Let him come back!"

Tifa smiled bitterly.

She was very sharp-eyed just now and saw some things that she "shouldn't have seen", so she gave up the last hope of being rescued.

"Sing? Okay." The most outstanding young martial artist now had no chance to break free from the person in front of him, so he smiled and said, "Well... sing for me."

His hand gradually reached for the knife that Levi had given him.

Tifa felt that she couldn't drag anyone down - she wanted to protect everyone, not to be a threat to everyone.

"Uh, uh...ah, destiny, yes! Destiny! This guy and I both sing rock! Come on - you, sing with me!" Ichichi Xing started the song - he wanted to sing louder, but singing loudly in the zombie world = courting death. So he lowered his voice: "Sing softly."

"Eh?" Hiroi Kikuri was stunned: "What are you going to sing?"

"Rock and roll, destiny - cough cough... oh my, I mean destiny, ah! Survival, ah..."

Tifa was stunned at the time, and then she felt worse all over.

Death—this isn’t music that serious people should listen to, right?

at this time.

There was a figure in the distance, running towards the carriage from the school at high speed. Ichichi Xingge was so scared that she almost stepped on the accelerator and fled the scene. The two of them looked closely and saw that it was Levi who was running over.

"Ah! It's Li-san! Miss Tifa, you are saved!"

"..." Tifa was surprisingly silent after a moment of surprise - she seemed relieved, or determined.

"Li-san! You..." She wanted to say something to congratulate him, but suddenly, she seemed to be unable to speak, and all the girls fell silent.

"Tifa - I found the thing." Levi smiled, full of the joy of completing a resolute mission and regaining what he had lost. Tifa's infection outbreak time was running out [0:09:11], he smiled heartily - but his body was covered in blood, which looked a bit creepy: "Here, this is for you - just find any part and inject it into the muscle. If you don't have the strength, I'll do it..."

"Let me do it. I still have the strength." Tifa looked a little shy, and asked Levi to turn around: "Can you... turn around? I feel a little... "

"Oh well."

Levi turned around, and then felt a soft feeling behind him - Tifa seemed to pounce on him.

"Tifa?"

"Thank you very much... No one has ever been so kind to me."

"Tifa...I...hmm?"

While Levi was feeling the softness coming from behind, Tifa's hand seemed to be on his waist - suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his waist!

"But, such a good person must not die for me. I, Tifa Lothark, will never let anyone important to me die in front of me again!" As she spoke, Tifa had already pushed all the zombie treatment potion into Levi's body. To the young man who turned around and looked at her in surprise -

[“I didn’t expect the ending to be like this, and before the ending I actually found the person who cared about me the most.” Tifa’s favorability towards you +10 = 84 (Love)

Favorability 75 (Love) Stage Reward: Digestive Stomach Upgrade - Your Level 2 Digestive Stomach can detect and digest toxins. It can also excrete ingestible serum that has been immune to viruses. By taking it through the blood, it can make a specific object immune to toxins for a long time.

Next Favorability Stage Reward: 100 (Undying) - Reward: Enable the Favorability System buff bonus. 】

"You must survive in this zombie world... No, you must survive! On this basis, please save more kind people..." Black veins appeared on her originally fair hands, and her voice trembled unnaturally, but she was still trying to maintain her composure. The dying beauty showed a difficult smile and held Levi's face with both hands: "I just looked in the mirror - my face has not been infected yet. So, please remember me now, please, remember me now."

In Levi's expression of surprise, confusion, regret and pain.

Tifa kissed him softly.

This was a sad farewell kiss.

"Remember me - remember, although I don't know what this feeling is, but I once loved you."

Tifa thought this was love.

——But for some reason, the style of this kiss was a little strange, and the kiss became longer and longer.

The people standing by (Ijichi Hoshika and Hiroi Kikuri) had covered their mouths, trying hard not to cry at this sentimental scene.

But gradually, people began to want to cover their eyes.

This kiss began to become different. Tifa's face became more and more flushed, and Levi's face became more and more gloomy. The black veins on Tifa's body began to disappear quickly, just like the zombie virus disappeared. And... this atmosphere was very strange.

Although Levi looks good, and even a little handsome. If they were dating, it would definitely be a big plus, and he would be more than enough to be a pretty boy. But compared to Tifa, who is a beauty who can destroy the world, collapse the sky, crack the earth, roar the mountains and tsunamis, and explode the universe, there is still a little gap (fingertip universe). In a sense, there are few men who can match her in appearance.

But Levi came and saved her at the risk of his life. Now Levi held Tifa tightly and even hugged her waist and cheeks. It was like a forced kiss, but there was no "emotion" at all.

In other words, compared to Tifa who "looks" more and more "feeling", Levi seems too calm.

Have you forgotten? The side effects of the Omnissiah potion? 24 hours of sage time?

Levi is now as powerful as Sage Time. His mind is full of rationality and his reproductive desires have all disappeared. All that is left is cold rationalism: save Tifa.

Rationalism is the cruelest.

There is more important: the favorability system just came up, and the stomach was upgraded! Li Wei thought: I was so busy saving Tifa at the time that I seemed to have forgotten that there was such an upgrade.

The vaccine was injected into Levi's body, and the blood in the whole body was driven directly to the stomach. Although the stomach refused to excrete toxins, it could absorb toxins - absorb, modify, extract. It seemed that this castrated version of "Abathur" lived in the stomach, and it was eventually modified to be able to

Completely alleviate the zombie virus over a "long" period of time...

saliva.

Although love is something people yearn for, kissing is more than just touching lips, it also goes deeper than exchanging saliva.

"You really disappoint me." Entering the Sage Time, he spoke with a strong tone! What warm man, what lick dog? What this and that? It's all bullshit! Levi looked at Tifa coldly, and said a classic teacher's quote.

Even though they had just given each other a genuine "French kiss", they now had an "Italian tongue kiss", with their tongues wanting to stick into each other's throats.

The beautiful girl who was being French kissed blushed and wanted to ask what was going on.

Then I heard the classic quotes that my biological father used to scold me when I was 14 years old and when he was still alive.

His whole body trembled, and then he almost lowered his head and accepted the scolding like he did when he was a child.

"What? Levi, you..."

"Hands behind your back, feet straight!" Li Wei's occupational disease came back - all the tireless feelings he had as a teacher came back: "Listen to me, do whatever I tell you to do next time!!"

Pua, although Tifa was very unwilling, she still obeyed and did as she was told.

"Tell me, why did you inject me with the zombie vaccine that you got with great difficulty just now?" The straight-talking teacher put his hands on his hips and lectured the beautiful student who was standing upright with her head down and her hands behind her back.

Ijichi Hoshika and Hiroi Kikuri on the side instantly entered into spectator mode.

"You're injured." Tifa muttered a little aggrieved, "You have such severe scratches on your body, and I saw that a zombie even bit you!"

"..." Levi looked down at Tifa's aggrieved face, then looked at his clothes that were torn into rags - and the bloodstains on them.

"I am fine."

"No! You're in trouble! How could you not be in trouble!"

"Anyway, I'm fine! This potion is for you!"

"I'd rather die than that!"

Argue with each other.

"Oh, did you see that, Ju Li?" Xing Ge glanced at her schoolmate and suddenly sneered: "If this is an ordinary romance film, they will kiss next. If this is an urban drama, these two people will break up, reconcile, break up again, and reconcile again. If this is..."

"If it's an ordinary porn movie, then we should do it; if it's extraordinary, we'll run into yellow-haired zombies along the way... Eh? Senior sister, why are you pinching me?"

Argue with each other.

"Okay, stop arguing." Levi looked at Tifa coldly and said, "No matter how you look at me in the future, no matter whether you want to kill me or not. It doesn't matter if you hate me or anything else. Listen, from now on, this kind of "kiss", or the exchange of saliva, must be done once every week. Sufficient time and sufficient amount, do you understand?"

No, your question is confusing.

The atmosphere was so good just now, why are you doing this now? Isn't it a bit ruining the atmosphere? She has already offered a kiss, but now you suddenly say something like this.

"Don't you feel that you are feeling much better? Listen carefully, although..." Rational thinking is the pain of a straight man. Levi continued, "Although you may get bored with me and want to leave. But it is painful to tell you a fact: you will never be able to leave me in this life. Even if you find another boyfriend in the future, you must kiss me deeply like this once every week. The main thing is that I want to give you saliva mouth to mouth, this is the key point."

"What are you saying?"

"I don't like NTR, which is the act of stealing other people's wives." You see what a straight man is. Levi stretched out his hand. It can't be said to be indifferent, but he said calmly: "And I like you very much - it's like I can give everything for you. So, do you think you can date me? Of course, it doesn't matter if you refuse."

"Woo——"

Chapter 7: PUA Guide for Straight Men

This kind of epic steel straight man is the first time that Ijichi Hoshika has seen it in her life. Although it is said that Showa men, Heisei otakus, and Reiwa men are idiots, they are all idiots! But Ijichi Hoshika really didn't expect that there are such unromantic men in the world.

The ahoge on his head seemed to be connected to nerves, swaying in the wind.

The three girls at the back sat together.

Ijichi Hoshika, who looked very embarrassed and confused, had a cigarette in her mouth, but she didn't smoke it and just kept it hanging to save the limited tobacco she had. Hiroi Kikuri, who was standing next to her, kept holding the bag of wine in her hand, but she didn't finish drinking it because she was enjoying the smell.

The two looked at each other, and then looked at Tifa, who was giving off a "gloomy" and "loser" aura.

The three women were sitting in the last row of the car at this moment, and Tifa moved from the passenger seat to the back seat.

Hiroi Kikuri and Ijichi Hoshika never imagined in their lives that such a beautiful woman who could bring disaster to the country and the people and destroy the world would actually fall into confusion in the field of love?

"Ms. Tifa?" Hiroi Kikuri was holding a bag of wine in her hand. Reluctant to drink it, she handed over the half bag of wine left: "How about a sip?"

"No, just call me Tifa." A blush flashed across her pretty face, which had regained its color and vitality. Tifa said softly, "Just now, I actually wanted you to simply call me Tifa. But... people are almost dead, so I don't think it's necessary. Ah, but you were in such a dangerous situation just now.

"You didn't abandon me even when I was young. From now on, we are good friends who share weal and woe, right?"

"Yes! Little Tifa... um, Tifa!" Hiroi Kikuri handed the wine over in a familiar manner: "Come on, take a sip, get drunk and forget all your worries, enter the spiral of happiness - fuck that man, mother fuc..."

"..." Tifa glanced at the other person and thought that he really was worthy of being a rock musician.

"Forget it, forget it - Li Sang is still over there, be careful or he might crush you to death with one finger." Yidizhi Xingge quickly advised.

"No, Li-san is a good person." She put her hands directly on Tifa's waist, and was so familiar with her. Hiroi Kikuri said while holding a bottle of wine, "And Tifa is also a good person. Two good people care about each other. How can there be no good result in the end? Oh, Tifa, don't worry about it. Li-san is just shy - you see how cold he is to you, isn't it because he is afraid that you will die? The way he confessed just now... he was a bit too straight. But think about it carefully, this is love. Hahaha..."

After gulping down the wine, Hiroi Kikuri continued to hug Tifa and said, "Don't worry, Tifa, there is no man in this world who doesn't like you, right, Levi?"

Levi is very calm now, too calm to be honest.

Now he has no worldly desires at all, only the rationality of simply maintaining his own survival. The power of this potion is really strong, and the duration of the potion is currently 22:01:54. He may regret it very much later, but Levi still has something to say.

The most important thing was a line of words that flashed before his eyes.

[He must be doing this for my own good, but he doesn't seem to like me. I feel so bad - Tifa's impression of you -1]

Only then did Levi realize that the favorability system could drop further?

Hiroi Kikuri said this just to lighten the atmosphere.

"Yes." Unexpectedly, Levi replied calmly: "There is no man in this world who doesn't like Tifa."

"!?"x3

Does this man understand or not?

"In that case - Li-san, do you know that what you did to Tifa just now was too much? It's not a good idea to treat such a fierce and cute girl. At the end, your request for a relationship was too blunt. This is not the way to be angry, right? Hey, Levi, are you angry?" Ijichi Xingge began to help both parties "repair" their relationship -

"Yes." Levi was driving: "But I'm not angry now--"

"Why don't you say something nice to Tifa?"

"I hope Tifa won't be angry with me." Calm rationalism, and 21:59:50 "I hope Tifa can survive, I hope Tifa can be happier, I hope Tifa won't ignore me - I want to apologize, I want..."

Rationalists are shameless and can easily spout cheesy love words.

"Okay, okay, straight men like you are really... ready to blow yourself up at any time." Seeing that Tifa's face was already red, Hiroi Kikuri quickly waved her hand and changed the subject: "Ah, do you want to drink? In the past, drinking was punishable by fine, but now it's a rule, do you want to drink and drive?"

"Sizzle!" Levi suddenly slammed on the brakes.

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