Fight the monsters before 8 am

"Oh, it seems I came at the wrong time." Jin Jisong said with a smile, still keeping the door open.

"Sister Jisong, you're here." Christina let go of Barney's hand in a panic, then awkwardly gathered her hair with her hand.

Even though Christina is a woman with a generous personality, she can't act completely naturally in this situation.

There was still an expression of panic and embarrassment on her face, not to mention the blush, which had not gone away at all.

"When you're done with your work, come to my place for dinner. I learned a new skill from Sister Chen over the weekend. Hehe, I won't disturb you anymore. By the way, Qiqi, if it's nothing important, come with me." Jin Jisong said.

"okay."

Qiqi took the money Christina gave her, then trotted away with Jin Jisong, trying to escape from this atmosphere.

When leaving the store, Kiki flipped the "Open" sign on the door over, revealing the words "Temporarily Closed".

After Jin Jisong and Qiqi left, Barney was still looking at the door, scratching his head in embarrassment.

"What are we waiting for? They have created space for both of us." Christina looked at Barney, her eyelashes trembling slightly. When Barney's gaze turned towards her, she quickly turned her gaze away.

Barney swallowed as he looked at his wife's cheeks, which became even more lovely and attractive because of her shyness.

If he no longer understands what Christina means, he should stop being a man.

So Barney kissed her directly.

After a long time, the two separated.

"Since the sign saying we're temporarily closed has been put up, why don't we go to Sister Jisong's for dinner?" Christina asked.

"Okay, I'll do whatever you say." Barney had a happy silly smile on his face, looking stupid.

Barney then returned to the operating room, made sure there were no safety hazards, and took off his apron.

When he came out, he found Christina holding a piece of cardboard and writing something on it with a whiteboard marker.

Christina heard Barney's footsteps, so she turned to Barney and said, "I'm afraid someone will come to buy something while we're having dinner, so I'll tell them that we're having dinner at Beidou Xinxuan."

Christina also wrote this on the cardboard, saying that if you want to buy the goods, you can go to the "Beidou Xinxuan" next door to find her.

After writing on the cardboard, Christina put away the whiteboard marker, stood up from her seat, took Barney's hand, walked outside the store, and inserted the cardboard on the door handle.

Then he took Barney and walked towards Jin Jisong's ramen shop.

As for Jin Jisong, as soon as she returned to the store, she started preparing dinner for Christina and others.

"So innocent! Are they really husband and wife? They look like students in school." Kiki complained while sitting on a chair.

She originally wanted to help out, but Jin Jisong told her to rest assured.

"This sentence... um... why does it feel a bit like Gintoki's style? Chichi, do you know Gintoki and the others?"

Qiqi's complaining style reminded Jin Jisong of the three people in the Yorozuya Shop, so he asked.

"I know Kagura. As for that uncle Gintoki, I've met him several times, but we haven't met formally." Chichi crossed her legs, supported her chin with one hand, and looked depressed.

"Haha, it looks like Gintoki didn't leave a very good impression on you." Jin Jisong said with a smile, "But, when I first met Gintoki, that guy did not give a very good first impression. The first time he came to eat at my restaurant, he was picking his nose and shooting random bullets, and I almost beat him out of the restaurant."

"Uh..." Qiqi's expression turned a little ugly, "Actually, before you said that, my impression of him wasn't that bad. Thank you, my impression of him is even worse now."

Although as a member of the guerrillas, she would encounter all kinds of bad environments when ambushing, most of the time she had no conditions to pay attention to personal hygiene.

However, the actual conditions do not allow for attention to personal hygiene, which is different from whether a person is aware of personal hygiene.

"You're welcome. Oh, so it seems that I said bad things about Gintoki behind his back. I'll find a chance to apologize to him later." Jin Jisong said belatedly as if he had just realized it.

But then she added: "Gintoki has a lot of small flaws, just like a human-sized aggregation of small flaws, but he can still be relied on at critical moments."

"Oh." Qiqi responded without interest.

Jin Jisong smiled and said nothing more.

Although everyone is a time traveler, the style of the world before the time travel is different, which leads to different preferences and personalities.

It's understandable that someone like Chi-Chi, who comes from the very serious and depressing world of Gundam, is not used to someone like Gintoki.

"Go get whatever you want to drink from the refrigerator. We still have to wait a while before dinner." Jin Jisong said.

"Okay, thank you very much."

Qiqi wasn't polite either. After she finished speaking, she stood up and walked to the upright refrigerator, ready to get a bottle of drink.

At this time, Christina took Barney's arm and walked into the store together.

"Sister Jisong, we're sorry to bother you." Christina said.

Chapter 281: All in all, Yoruichi has a great figure

"Gin-san, Kagura-chan, we...Gin-san, are you playing wrestling in the sandpit with the kids?"

As it got darker, Shinpachi came to the small garden, looking for Gintoki and Kagura.

Seeing Gintoki's dirty and bruised face, Shinpachi asked with some confusion.

"Nothing, I just fell." Gintoki's face was still swollen and his words were a little unclear.

Kagura sat next to him with a bag of ice water in her mouth. This thing was only fifty cents a bag, which was very cheap, but Kagura still drank it happily.

The two of them helped Uncle Deng watch the stall under the lamppost, while Uncle Deng ran to the corridor to play mahjong with the old ladies.

"What are you two doing?" Shinpachi asked curiously, then squatted down and read the words on the sign, "Youth Magic Interest Class? Gin-san, you are not trying to trick the kids, are you?"

"We are helping others watch the stall. Besides, don't say such ugly words as cheating children. That variant ring-catching game you guys played is also cheating children," said Gintoki, rubbing his still swollen cheek.

I can only say that he is worthy of being a funny character. When he is not in the main storyline, his injuries heal quickly.

For an ordinary person, it would take at least a day or two for the swelling to subside, but Gintoki's swelling had now visibly subsided.

"Our business is not called cheating. It's not like no one has won prizes from us. Last time, a beautiful lady with purple hair and brown skin threw ping-pong balls into a glass, and she almost won all the prizes. But in the end, she only took a fortune cat pendant and nothing else." Xinbaji said, "Besides, the three of us still have food to eat now, all thanks to this scam business you mentioned."

"Purple hair and brown skin? Hey, how old is that big sister? Is she planning to cosplay Yoruichi? Yoruichi's figure is not something that not everyone can cosplay." Gintoki asked.

Obviously, Gintoki was not present when this happened.

In fact, when Shinpachi and Kagura were setting up the stall, Gintoki was usually nowhere to be found fooling around.

"Really, that big sister has such a hot body, it would be no problem for her to cosplay as Yoruichi." Kagura said seriously, holding the bag of ice water in her hand.

"How explosive can an ordinary person be? At most, it's about the size of two small melons." Gintoki raised his hand in the air and gestured the size.

"No, it's probably the size of an ordinary watermelon." Kagura also gestured, "It's bigger than my head anyway."

"Really? There are people with such extraordinary talents in real life?" Gintoki said in surprise.

"Yeah! I was also surprised. Not only is the size exaggerated, but it also doesn't sag at all. The strength of that big sister is too terrifying."

Generally speaking, Kagura would call a woman older than her "Big Sister". Either this person takes good care of Kagura and makes Kagura feel very close to her, or this person has conquered Kagura in some way and makes Kagura admire her.

It was obvious that the unknown woman had a great figure that conquered Kagura.

"Hiss, what a pity that I didn't come out to set up the stall with you guys last time." Gintoki slapped his thigh and said in annoyance, looking as if he had lost 100 million.

"You make it sound like you always accompany us to set up stalls," Shinbaji complained, "By the way, why did our topic turn to breasts?"

"Damn it, that's a place where new life is nurtured. You are not allowed to use such a frivolous tone. Can't you feel the weight of it?" Gintoki said righteously.

"I think you, Gin-san, are even more frivolous when you talk about obscene topics in a serious manner." Shinbaji pushed his glasses and said helplessly, "Let's not talk about this for now. I'm here to call you for dinner."

The rice, noodles, vegetables, fruits and other agricultural products here are not expensive. In addition, there are residential areas nearby, so there are many vendors here, and the agricultural products sold are even cheaper. The three people in the Yorozuya who don't have a proper job usually eat well, which is much better than the three meals a day of soy sauce rice in the original world. If Kagura didn't eat so much, the meals of the three of them would be better.

But even so, Xinbaji is still worried that his business will go out of business one day, so he has been thinking about developing a side business recently.

"Ah, I want to eat meat, Aru. Shinpachi, will there be meat tonight?" Kagura asked.

"Yes, I will stir-fry some cabbage with minced meat when I get back." Xin Baji said.

"Ah, minced meat again. No, no, I want to eat meat in big mouthfuls." Kagura kicked and shouted in dissatisfaction.

As she kicked and thrashed around, she punched Gintoki in the face.

"You hit me again. You hit me twice. My father never hit me."

Gintoki covered his face and pinched his throat to imitate Amuro's voice and tone.

"It's because I've never beaten you that you can't become a reliable adult."

Kagura stopped making a fuss about wanting to eat meat. She performed the famous "Lin Youde Turn" and started talking.

The "Lin Youde Big Round" meme comes from "Mobile Suit Gundam UC0079", the first Gundam TV work.

The protagonist Amuro was unwilling to drive the Gundam to attack, and was slapped twice by Lin Youde. After the first slap, he opened his hands and turned his upper body around.

Because this action was too abrupt and meaningless, it had a humorous effect and eventually became a meme.

"Hey, stop playing tricks now! Think about what to eat for dinner!" Xinbaji yelled at the two of them.

"I'm so sorry, because it's so much fun. When I play memes here, I don't have to worry about silencing or blocking. I can just shout out names like Bandai, Toei, and Disney without getting any copyright warnings. Hello, I'm Mickey, welcome to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse." Gintoki continued to play memes by pinching his throat, this time imitating Mickey's voice.

"Yeah, Shinpachi. Just be careful not to make dirty jokes or tell yellow jokes when you talk here." Kagura also said.

"You've told enough dirty jokes..."

Shinbaji wanted to continue complaining, but he felt his phone vibrate, so he took out his phone and took a look.

There was a message from Jin Jisong on the phone, calling the three people from the Wanshiwu to go to "Beidou Xinxuan" for dinner together.

Shinpachi said while looking at his phone, "Gin-san, Kagura-chan, stop playing around, Jisong-san is treating us to dinner."

After saying that, he looked up, only to find that Kagura and Gintoki had disappeared.

"Where are the people?" Xinbaji was asking puzzledly when he suddenly felt someone patting his shoulder.

When he turned around, he found that Gintoki and Kagura were standing on his left and right sides. He didn't know when these two people teleported over.

"Shinpachi, what are you daydreaming about?" Gintoki said.

"Yes, time is very precious. We can't let Sister Jisong get anxious." Kagura also said.

"You two..." Xinbaji gritted his teeth, he felt his temples throbbing.

But in the end, he gave up the argument because he couldn't let Jin Jisong wait too long.

"Okay, let's get ready to go." Shinpachi slapped Gintoki's hand away, straightened his clothes, and asked again, "Aren't you helping someone watch the stall? Don't you need to tell the other party?"

"Oh, yes, I have one more thing to say."

Gintoki looked around and finally found Uncle Deng playing mahjong in the crowd.

He went over and said something to Uncle Deng, then came back.

"OK, no problem, I've already said it." Gintoki made an OK gesture and said at the same time.

"Gin-san, are you sure that old man heard what you said? I don't think he even raised his head." Shinbashi asked.

"Hey, never mind that. Maybe the old man was having too much fun playing cards and left."

As he said that, Gintoki walked out of the small garden, with Kagura following closely behind him.

There was no choice but for Xinbaji to follow.

The three of them arrived outside of "Beidou Xinxuan". Kagura pushed open the door and shouted, "Big Sister Jisong, we are here."

Kiki, who was sitting next to Christina, heard the voice and turned to look at the door.

Christina and Barney also looked in the direction of the voice.

When he entered the store, Gintoki was picking his ear with his little finger, but when he saw Barney and Christina sitting in the store, he put his hand down at lightning speed and secretly wiped his fingers on Kagura's clothes.

"Gin-san, it's Christina and Barney." Shinpachi also saw the two people, turned his head and looked at Gintoki again, but found that Gintoki was tense and stiff, "Gin-san, what's wrong with you?"

"What a shame, Gin-san." Kagura shook her head helplessly, "It turns out that it's because your father never beat you that you can't become a mature and reliable man."

After saying that, Kagura walked over and said to Christina and Barney, "Hello, my name is Kagura, and I'm from the world of Gintama. Thank you for your guidance."

Fortunately, there were no outsiders in the store now, but even so, Kagura's behavior was still a bit reckless.

"Hello, Kagura, I'm Christina, just call me Chris."

After all, they all lived nearby, and Christina had met the three people from the Yorozuya more than once, but now Kagura introduced herself seriously, and Christina also introduced herself.

"My name is Barnard Weitzman, just call me Barney." Barney also said.

"I'm sorry, Kagura was so reckless and disturbed you," Shinpachi also hurried over, bowed slightly and said, "My name is Shimura Shinpachi."

After saying this, Shinpachi subconsciously looked back at Gintoki and found that Gintoki was still installing the statue there.

"Gin-san, what are you still doing standing there?"

After hearing what Shinpachi said, Gintoki walked over stiffly like a robot with rusty joints, and even turned the wrong way.