Fight the monsters before 8 am

Xing and Yue were so conspicuous with their bandages on, that they themselves would easily be noticed by the teacher.

The English teacher may also know that the process of selecting people is like being taken to the execution ground for some students. The longer this process is, the more uncomfortable it will be for these students.

The English teacher was a good man and couldn't bear to see his students suffer, so he decided to cut the Gordian knot and put the students at ease.

"Jun Shiqi, is classmate Jun here, Shiqi?"

When the students heard the English teacher call Jun Shiqi's name, they all burst into laughter. It was obvious that this was not the first time that Jun Shiqi had made a fool of himself in English class.

Jun Shiqi made a bitter face and stood up reluctantly.

"You little brat, still want to hide? I've memorized your name. Even if I can't see you, I will call your name." said the English teacher.

"Teacher, I didn't provoke you, right? How could you retaliate against me?" Jun Shiqi couldn't help but say.

"What do you mean by retaliation? The teacher asked you to recite the text because he loves you and it's for your own good!" the English teacher immediately said with a stern face.

Jun Shiqi curled his lips. These words sounded familiar to him. He seemed to have heard similar words in elementary school. He didn't expect that this sentence was applicable in both worlds.

"Okay, start reciting quickly. Don't be unhappy, I'll give you some privileges. When others stand up to recite, I'll choose which part to recite. Now I give you this power." said the English teacher.

"Ah? Teacher, you are so nice? Can I select paragraphs next and let others recite them?" Jun Shiqi said in surprise.

"What good things are you thinking? You are not active in reciting the text, but you are quite active in picking out my pronunciation loopholes and changing the concepts." The English teacher was amused by Jun Shiqi, and he continued, "What I mean is, you can choose which part to recite, just pick any three parts, and recite them quickly!"

"Wait a minute, teacher, this is not right. Doesn't everyone just stand up and recite a paragraph? Why do you ask me to recite three paragraphs alone? And when you gave us homework in the last class, you marked four paragraphs to be recited." Jun Shiqi complained.

"Don't think I'm targeting you. Think back, how many times did I call you when I asked you to get up just now?" asked the English teacher.

Jun Shiqi recalled that the English teacher seemed to have called him three times, using three different names.

So he hesitantly held up three fingers.

"See, that's right, you take up three places by yourself," said the English teacher.

Other students also applauded to praise Jun Shiqi's "self-sacrifice".

Because the English teacher usually calls on three or four people to recite in class, Jun Shiqi is almost taking up all the spots, so others don't have to be called by the teacher to stand up and recite anymore.

Jun Shiqi took a look at the troublemakers and felt his teeth itching. At the same time, he complained to the teacher: "Teacher, this is not fair."

"Okay, it seems that reciting three paragraphs is indeed a bit difficult for you. So just recite two paragraphs. Just pick two paragraphs from the assignment. If you recite them well, I guarantee that you won't fail the exam. Hurry up, hurry up, a lot of time has been wasted now." The English teacher urged.

Seeing that he could no longer avoid it, Jun Shiqi had no choice but to bite the bullet and memorize the letter.

He did look at it a few times in the dormitory yesterday, but his brain seemed to have no friction. As soon as those English words entered his brain, they slipped away.

However, it was not that there was no trace left at all. Jun Shiqi managed to recite the first two sentences fluently, and then he began to stutter. In the end, he himself didn't know what he was reciting. It turned into a completely meaningless language like Waibi Waibu, and he was so anxious that even his ancestral Japanese English was forced out.

After reciting the first paragraph, Jun Shiqi felt exhausted. It was not even that difficult for him to fight against the rhinoceros beetle Gurongi.

He now had only one thought, which was whether he could switch to learning Neon language.

The students below were already laughing, and even the English teacher at the podium couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, although this paragraph... although only the first two sentences are understandable, you still passed. Jun Shiqi, recite another paragraph." said the English teacher.

Jun Shiqi's face wrinkled into a ball. He really didn't want to recite anymore. Then he suddenly had an idea and pointed at Xing Heyue and said, "Teacher, I can't recite anymore. Look at how badly Xing Heyue is injured."

"I just don't understand. What does Axing's injury have to do with your endorsement? Don't make excuses." said the English teacher.

"Teacher, listen to me. Now when I recite, my classmates all laugh. Xing and Yue are injured so badly. What if their wounds burst when they laugh? I can't bear it!" Jun Shiqi put on a sincere expression and spoke sincerely.

"Ah? I didn't laugh." Xing Heyue said dazedly.

Just now the whole class was laughing at the strange content that Jun Shiqi recited. Xing and Yue were the few people who didn't laugh.

"And my wounds have healed, so they won't break easily." Xing Heyue said.

"No! It's easy to break. As your classmate, I have the responsibility to care about your physical condition. Believe me, no one knows more about injuries than me."

If the teacher wasn't watching, Jun Shiqi would have wanted to cover Xing and Yue's mouths. His classmate was good in every way except that he was too honest.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you go this time since you have some crooked logic."

The English teacher was also worried about Xing and Yue's situation, so he asked Jun Shiqi to sit down.

"But don't be too complacent, kid. I will choose you to memorize in the future, so you better be prepared," said the English teacher.

"I know, I know." Jun Shiqi laughed and quickly sat down.

The English teacher wanted to continue to call on other students to recite, but when she thought about the reason Jun Shiqi gave just now, it might be used as an excuse by other students, so she said: "Considering the physical condition of Xing and Yue, I will not call on other students to embellish them."

The students below were about to cheer when the English teacher continued, "But those of you who didn't memorize the book, don't get complacent. I'll ask a few of you to do individual tests after class. Don't you like to applaud and laugh?"

Seeing some students looking sad, the English teacher nodded with satisfaction.

"I don't know how you guys got into college when your English is so bad. Okay, we've wasted a lot of time. It's time to start class. Turn to page 20 in your textbook."

The English teacher didn't notice that when he finished speaking, many of the students below had strange or playful expressions on their faces.

For Jun Shiqi, the morning classes were really tough. Even though he had passed the exam, English was still tough for him.

Half an hour after the class started, he began to struggle between unconsciousness and clarity, and could not even lift his eyelids.

In this situation, he can still keep his upper body still and will not nod his head continuously.

In this state of being on the verge of coma, Jun Shiqi survived the morning English class, and by the time school was over at noon, he was fully recovered.

When leaving the classroom, I did not forget to run to those who were left behind by the English teacher to recite and laugh a few times.

When the English teacher was about to find Jun Shiqi for something, Jun Shiqi quickly ran away and caught up with Xing Heyue and Cheng Guangzhi who were walking in front.

"Where is the old man? Wasn't he with you? Why did he disappear?" Jun Shiqi asked. He had just clearly seen Zhang Zhengyi, Xing Heyue and Cheng Guangzhi leave the classroom together.

"He said he had something to do and left first." Xing Heyue said.

"What do you mean, something's up? I guess he's going to train his muscles again." Jun Shiqi complained about Zhang Zhengyi, and then asked Xing and Yue, "By the way, Xing, there's a fashion show rehearsal this afternoon, do you want to go and see it?"

"Isn't this a bad idea? He Yue is still injured." Cheng Guangzhi said.

"What's the big deal? It's not like he had any surgery. It's okay to get excited after seeing those long legs." Jun Shiqi said.

"What operation?" Xing Heyue didn't understand what Jun Shiqi said, so they asked.

"I made a slip of the tongue, don't take it seriously." Seeing Xing and Yue being so innocent, Jun Shiqi, who was making dirty jokes, suddenly felt guilty. He quickly let the matter go and pretended nothing had happened.

"Let's not talk about anything else. Are you going or not?" Jun Shiqi asked again.

"I don't really want to go."

Xing and Yue thought about it and realized that although Jun Shiqi had good intentions in inviting them, they were not really interested. In their current situation, they should rest more and get some sun.

And Jun Shiqi only said the afternoon, but considering that they have classes in the afternoon, that means the rehearsal should be in the evening, and that's when he would go to find Rukia.

But since the other party had specially invited them, Xingheyue felt that it would be a bit awkward to reject him in person, so she apologized: "Sorry, I appreciate your kindness."

"Hey, what's there to apologize for? We're all brothers. I just don't want to say anything." Jun Shiqi didn't care. Instead, he felt that Xing and Yue were being too cautious.

"He Yue, you really don't need to apologize, because whether Jun Shiqi has good intentions or not is another matter." Cheng Guangzhi said with a smile beside him.

"Don't slander people casually. Do I look like someone who would harm Axing?" Jun Shiqi said quickly.

Even if we exclude the fact that Xing Heyue is incredibly lucky, whether he can open a powerful card depends on him. He and Xing Heyue are still good friends. Even if he wants to cheat Zhang Zhengyi, he will not cheat Xing Heyue.

"I believe Jun Shiqi, he is not that kind of person." Xing Heyue said.

Jun Shiqi was so moved by these words that he couldn't help himself. He thought he was worthy of being the brother-in-law he had chosen, except that he was a little weak. He guessed that after he married his sister, he would not be able to subdue her.

Xing and Yue didn't know that their friend had remembered them and wanted to package them up and recommend them to their friend's sister.

Time quickly came to the afternoon. There was nothing much to say about the afternoon classes. It was just a large class with several classes attending together. I spent the class time playing with my cell phone.

After class, Jun Shiqi hummed a little tune and went to the South Courtyard cafeteria to have a meal.

He ate this meal very slowly, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he bought another cup of milk tea and strolled out of the South Courtyard Canteen. Opposite the South Courtyard Canteen was the venue for the fashion show rehearsal.

When he entered the rehearsal site, there were still quite a few people inside, so he found a seat and sat down.

Even with something as formal as tickets, it couldn't hide the fact that this rehearsal was informal and the scene was filled with chaos.

The rehearsal staff on the stage also took two steps and then stopped, and then someone came up and said something to them, and they walked another way.

Because the students in textile design had not yet finished designing the costumes, the people on the stage were performing in their everyday clothes.

Chapter 325: Don’t talk nonsense, what if it comes true?

"Tsk tsk... There are not enough big nipples and long legs. My energy is running low." Jun Shiqi said while drinking milk tea.

If Yusuke Godai saw him like this, he would probably smile helplessly.

Those students from the dance department all wore their own clothes, and probably because of rehearsal reasons, they tried to wear loose clothes that were convenient for movement and looked a bit tacky, so naturally their good figures were completely covered up.

Jun Shiqi looked around and even had the thought that the legs of these young ladies were not as beautiful as Cheng Guangzhi's.

When this thought came to his mind, Jun Shiqi found with some sadness that he would actually compare a man with these young ladies.

It’s all because of Cheng Guangzhi, this guy who brought disaster to the country and the people, who has been hanging around in front of me, causing my threshold to be so high now.

I really don’t know if I will be able to meet a girl who makes my heart beat faster in the future.

However, Cheng Guangzhi is not invincible. Because he is a man, his chest is as flat as a board. In the future, all he needs to do is find a girl with a bigger belly.

Thinking of this, Jun Shiqi took a sip of milk tea.

“But then again, this makeshift rehearsal is a bit too makeshift…” Jun Shiqi complained in a low voice.

Just now he even heard the persons in charge discussing whether or not to change the format of the show from a model show to a song and dance performance.

No, brother. You haven't even decided on the format of the show, why are you rehearsing?

Jun Shiqi was hesitating whether he should continue to waste his precious life on this meaningless rehearsal. It would be great if he could use this time to go back and play games and watch anime.

Just then, a man sat down next to him.

Jun Shiqi was excited. Could it be that his spring was coming?

When I turned around, I found that it was that guy Cheng Guangzhi.

"Tsk..." Jun Shiqi said unhappily with a gloomy face.

"What's wrong? Are you unhappy to see me?" Cheng Guangzhi asked pretentiously, as if he knew nothing.

"Brother, just go and use that face of yours to seduce a few girls instead of wasting your time in this boring rehearsal venue. By the way, didn't you say you wouldn't come? Why are you here again?" Jun Shiqi said with a look of disgust.

Cheng Guangzhi had a smile on her face. She thought for a moment and said, "You are wrong on two points. First of all, do you really think I came to watch the rehearsal instead of deceiving women?"

As if to confirm her statement, a tall young lady standing at the edge of the stage waved at Cheng Guangzhi, and Cheng Guangzhi also waved back.

Jun Shiqi widened his eyes, looked at the young lady on the stage in disbelief, and then looked at Cheng Guangzhi.

More and more young ladies on the stage noticed Cheng Guangzhi, and many idle people waved to Cheng Guangzhi.

"Look." After greeting those people, Cheng Guangzhi turned around and said to Jun Shiqi.

Although Cheng Guangzhi's tone was very normal, Jun Shiqi always felt that this guy was showing off.

"You guy, be careful that you get hit by a hatchet in the end." Jun Shiqi said sourly.

"I just got to know these people briefly, we're not even friends. What I said just now about 'cheating on women' was actually a joke. They wanted to sleep with me, but I don't have any feelings for them. These people are not as pretty as me, and there's nothing special about them. They can't attract me at all." Cheng Guangzhi said.

Mount Olympus is full of beautiful gods, including Aphrodite, a goddess who is more beautiful than Cheng Guangzhi. Therefore, the beauty of appearance alone cannot attract Cheng Guangzhi at all. Now she is only interested in things that she finds interesting.

"You are such a mean guy. If they heard what you said, they would probably be very sad."

Jun Shiqi felt a little sorry for the young ladies above. Those young ladies would never have thought that under the appearance of the person they liked there was such a bad soul.

"No, even if they knew it wouldn't matter, I'm just so beautiful, anything I do will be forgiven." Shiromitsuori said the lines of Snake Princess in "One Piece", but fortunately she didn't make the exaggerated backward leaning action of Snake Princess, which would be too embarrassing to do in real life.

Jun Shiqi didn't know how to complain for a moment. After all, he had complained about Cheng Guangzhi's bad character many times.

However, it must be said that the appearance of Soranjo Guangzhi has nothing in common with that of Snake Princess Hancock, but the two points of beautiful appearance and bad personality are highly overlapped.

I just don't know if Cheng Guangzhi will suddenly become love-brained like Snake Princess.

In addition, Jun Shiqi is also very curious, if Snake Princess came from the "One Piece" anime to reality, who is more beautiful between Snake Princess and Shiromitsu Ori.

"Hey, Da Piaoliang. Who do you think is prettier, you or Hancock?" Jun Shiqi asked.

"Then it must be me." Cheng Guangzhi said without hesitation.

You must be kidding. No matter how beautiful Snake Queen is, she is just a human being, while I am a god. As a god king, there is absolutely no imperfection in me.

"But if there really is a Snake Princess in reality, I really want to meet her." Cheng Guangzhi said.

"Oh? Do you think you will become good friends?" Jun Shiqi asked.

"No, I feel like our relationship will be bad."