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Taking out a bag of melon seeds from the bag, Bai Ge and Alicia listened with gossipy looks on their faces.

After that, Kevin talked a lot about his "friends". To put it simply, he was attracted by a certain girl, but the other party was an iceberg nerd. No matter whether it was a face-to-face invitation or a friend request, he rejected them all without giving him any chance at all.

After saying that, he looked at Bai Ge with hope and asked.

"That's the thing. You told me...how can a friend get the other person's attention?"

"Emmm, although I always feel that this topic is not something three kids should discuss, but since you asked sincerely, I will tell you about it. Believe me, I am a professional in this area!"

Bai Ge gave a thumbs up and patted his chest.

Kevin's eyes immediately lit up and he almost worshipped him as his godfather on the spot.

But the next second.

Bai Ge: "I advise you to give up."

Kevin: "???"

Listening to Bai Ge's unhesitating advice to break up, not to mention Kevin, even Alicia next to him was stunned.

"This kind of thing is complicated, but also simple. Although love at first sight sounds romantic, we still have to consider more realistic issues, such as interests and hobbies."

Bai Ge folded his elbows, crossed his legs, and spoke profoundly.

"What does your friend like?"

"Uh, playing basketball and eating noodles."

"What do girls like?"

“Science and math, that’s it.”

"People from two different worlds."

Although it is impossible to make a final conclusion, Bai Ge judged that most of the money has been sent.

Not to mention that boys and girls are born with some obvious deviations in their subjective preferences, the spiritual guy and the scientific girl are obviously opposite, but the lack of common hobbies does not explain everything.

".. What was the reaction of your...friends after they invited her?"

"Uh, she didn't react. She just ignored me and didn't even take her eyes off the book for a second." Kevin said awkwardly.

"send."

Bai Ge shook his head, then he slapped Kevin on the shoulder and spoke to him earnestly.

"Listen carefully. There are 20,000 people in this world who can make you fall in love at first sight, but we can't just impulsively confess based on appearance. The most important thing is to see whether the other person is willing to spend time with you."

"Wow, Baige, you look so professional."

"Don't interrupt Ai Li. No matter how old you are, you must take this matter seriously. Those scumbags who are just playing around should leave them alone!"

Bai Ge said with a serious expression.

It is because he has experienced love as sweet as honey and because there are many girls who are sincere to him that he is particularly serious about matters of the heart.

Although this "experienced" temperament is inconsistent with his current childish appearance, it makes people subconsciously believe it.

"Now let's get back to the topic. Since the other party is unwilling to spend time on you, then don't waste your time. After all, being a bootlicker will not end well."

"Everyone in the world has only 24 hours a day. If he is willing to spend more than one hour with you, then there is still a chance for us to be friends," said Bai Ge.

"Um, can I ask how much time you spend with her every day?"

Kevin swallowed and asked the two of them curiously.

"24 hours."

"All day."

Bai Ge and Alicia raised their hands and made a "V" sign. Since they started traveling together, they have been completely sharing their time.

"........."

Kevin's lips twitched wildly, and he felt like he had eaten another mouthful of dog food, regretting himself for asking this question just now.

"Ahem, it's always like this. Although I don't know what that girl looks like, beauty can't determine everything. If you want to find someone in the future, find someone who is willing to spend time with you, eat noodles with you, and play with you, okay?"

Bai Ge said earnestly that he thought the boy in front of him was good-looking. If he was worth a thousand points, then he would be worth ninety points. He was the type who would charm many people in the future.

But precisely because of this, we must establish good views on love when we are young. We must not be a scumbag or something like that, otherwise, it will be too late to regret it when we are chopped down by a hatchet (yeah).

"oh, I understand now!"

Kevin nodded seriously.

"It suddenly occurred to me that there is indeed such a person around me. I must cherish him in the future."

"Oh? Who is it? I didn't expect you to be so popular now. Tell me about it."

Bai Ge raised his eyebrows and asked curiously.

"My good brother, Sue!"

Kevin said seriously.

After Bai Ge's enlightenment today, he felt that he seemed to have realized something. Yes, a bootlicker will not have a good end. What's the use of just being beautiful? What's important is to have common interests and someone who can eat noodles and play with you.

And after all, his good brother Su is also very good-looking, and he is not inferior to Mei when he wears women's clothes.

"Pfft! This, uh, is fine."

Bai Ge couldn't hold back his laughter on the spot.

However, the next second he seemed to suddenly think of something, his expression froze, and then he looked carefully at the boy with white hair and blue eyes in front of him, and asked hesitantly.

"Your good brother is called Su? Wait, wait, I didn't notice the name you said when we were playing just now. Can you tell me your name again?"

"Um, my name is Kevin."

"…………nephew"

Bai Ge gasped and opened his eyes wide in surprise.

Looking at the white-haired thing in front of me, I didn’t expect that it would be the super big popsicle of the future.

It really couldn't be Bai Ge's fault that he didn't recognize Hui. It was because Kevin's image of a cold-faced and crazy person was too impressive for him. He simply couldn't associate him with the sunny and cheerful boy in front of him.

Bai Ge: (Yes, it is indeed possible that he met a young Ying Jie during his travels. Wait, was he talking about Dr. Mei just now?)

If so.

Then Bai Ge could only say that he was the one who advised them to break up!

"Kevin, Kevin, remember what you just said. Live a good life with your brother in the future. You will be happy. Hey~ heterosexual relationships don't have a happy ending. It turns out that homosexuality is the only way to the future!"

I don't count! How can I be confused with the time travelers? Bai Ge added in his mind.

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"Kevin, you should just live a good life with Sue from now on. Dating with that girl...even a paramecium should know its own limitations."

Bai Ge spoke to Kevin earnestly.

He did not feel any guilt or worry about inadvertently persuading Kevin and Dr. May to break up. He even patted Kevin on the shoulder to indicate that he should really give up.

"If you still want to continue to exist as a human being fifty thousand years later, then Su is definitely the only anchor point you should choose to maintain your humanity."

"Uh, what's 50,000 years? What are you talking about?" Kevin scratched his head in confusion.

"Ahem, sorry, I'm a little excited." Bai Ge said with a light cough.

Thinking of the dead look in Xian Wenming's eyes, he couldn't help but say something.

Then Bai Ge looked at the weak Kevin in front of him with great interest. He felt extremely surprised. What Inscription of Savior, what Chimera? He was none of them now.

Kevin is just an ordinary person now.

But even if I had already imagined it in my mind.

But Bai Ge didn't expect that he would meet Kevin, who had not yet gone crazy, so soon, although the other party was now just a little boy like himself.

"Anyway, for your own good, Kevin, I advise you to stay away from girls with blue-purple hair in the future."

Bai Ge said earnestly.

Dr. Mei can be said to be the pinnacle of human wisdom. She is so talented that even monsters cannot describe her. She will be the greatest scientist in the pre-civilization era, no doubt about it!

In the future, she will lead mankind to develop the "Key of God", discover the origin of the existence of five parallel truths, reveal the mystery of collapse, and even predict the total number of Herrschers by calculation!

That person who is at the pinnacle of human intelligence is not worthy of you, the ancestor of Paramecium playing basketball with your face.

Bai Ge knew very well that if Kevin really fell in love with Dr. Mei, then a series of tragedies would be waiting for him in the future.

In the end, he will only become a follower and shadow of the savior leader, but will not be able to walk side by side with him.

And after the other party sends it, Kevin himself will completely fall into madness.

This is Honkai Impact 3, after all.

What good ending can heterosexuality have?

But Su is different.

Mr. Bai felt that if Kevin and that enlightened being had successfully taken that step in their relationship, then perhaps in fifty thousand years, Kevin would not have become a cold-faced, madman.

After all, that Ming of [Tianhui] will become a fusion warrior in the future, with an almost infinite lifespan940, and will be able to always be by the side of [Savior].

It can also be a beacon for Kevin to find himself when he loses himself due to his hatred for Honkai.

Thinking of this, Bai Ge reaffirmed his idea.

As expected, the ancestral Paramecium in front of me should be paired with the enlightened being who closes his eyes and looks at people.

That way both sides will have a bright future.

Moreover, if both parties have troubles in that area, they can ask Dr. Mebius for help in the future, or Bai Ge can simply use the power of the Lawmaker of Life and Death to help personally. He would be very happy to do so.

"Come on, Kevin. Women will only slow down your sword-drawing speed. A real man should fencing with his good brothers."

Bai Ge gave a thumbs up in encouragement.

Kevin nodded, not quite understanding. This moment laid the foundation for him to open the door to a new world in the future.

After that, the three of them happily had a meal of noodles. Kevin treated them and they found the best noodle restaurant in the whole Changkong City. Bai Ge and Alicia were very satisfied with the meal.

...In the hotel at night...

Bai Ge and Alicia were lying on a single bed as usual, the former was making plans for tomorrow's trip to Changkong City, while the latter was admiring the photos she had taken today.

They only have two children, but they somehow feel like an old married couple.

"Bai Ge, is there anything special about the man named Kevin today?" Alicia suddenly asked.

"Oh? Why did Ai Li say that?" Bai Ge put down the pen that was drawing circles on the map.

"Because Baige, you've never talked so much to someone you just met for the first time on a trip before."

"Uh, is that so?"

"I was watching Bai Ge the whole time, so what I said couldn't be wrong."

Alicia spread out a stack of photos of him in front of her and said.

Are there people in this world who understand each other better than they do? The two of them have been together day and night since they were born, and they can immediately notice any changes in the other.

Bai Ge scratched his head in confusion.

The pink-haired fairy in front of him got to know him better and better, and always felt that one day in the future, even the fact that he came from the future 50,000 years later would not be hidden from Alicia.

However, Bai Ge was a little surprised that instead of feeling worried or anxious, he was actually looking forward to (bbfe) Alicia discovering this.

"Ellie, there are some people in this world who are born with a predetermined destiny. Such people are special, and Kevin is one of them."

"Sounds awesome."

Alicia blinked her eyes. Bai Ge would sometimes say things that even she found difficult to understand. She didn’t know where he learned these riddle-making attributes from.

However, although she didn't know how to decipher the other party's secret words, she knew how to bypass them and then fight back.

"Anyway, no matter what, to me, Bai Ge, you are the most special person in the world."

"Wow~ Such a sweet mouth, it seems like he secretly ate candy again today."

Bai Ge immediately revealed a happy smile.

"But this is also true for me, my dear Ai Li. How could there be a girl as cute as you in this world? Hehe~ For you, I would have no problem saving the world."