The time-based admiral of KanColle

"Tsk!"

Looking at Yaxu whose intentions were too obvious, although Akagi was a little unhappy, he still turned a blind eye and let Yaxu take it away.

So taking advantage of this gap, Yaxu disappeared with the fox-shaped doll the next second, leaving behind the female captains who only indulged the commander.

And at the same time——

In the cold and dark Siren Laboratory, a certain sinister Siren Loli was lying on her back on a suspended bench, playing with the Rubik's Cube in her hand slowly, as if she was waiting for something.

So the next second, with the sneaky Yaxu suddenly appearing, the fox-shaped doll was forcibly stuffed into the observer's arms by Yaxu.

"Ah, human, what do you mean by this~?"

Under the ankle-length silver hair, the seductive observer couldn't help but slightly curl her pink lips after seeing the fox doll in her arms, then she raised her siren legs playfully and looked at Yaxu leisurely.

However, just as Yaxu looked at the fox-shaped doll in the observer's arms with anticipation, the fox-shaped doll, which had been maintaining a rational demeanor, suddenly adopted a fanatical tone, accompanied by an unnatural tremor.

[Observer, why is she a god? Because her charm like that of a red spider lily is the best portrayal of her as a siren ship girl! ]

[And gods...are often humble. She, who has the ability to mimic any form, can replace any boring ship woman. It can be said that owning her is equivalent to owning all the ship women in the port area! ]

[Despite this, she still did not show arrogance, but indulged a certain ignorant human to bully her, laugh at her, and favor those despicable ship girls. This is God's mercy!!!]

[So in terms of charm and value, she is undoubtedly one million points!! ]

"Yeah, it's okay to praise me more, yo~?"

The playful tone revealed a bit of lightness. The observer stretched a little and then stood up and jumped down. With light bare feet, he stretched out his hand to hook the chin of Yaxu's silly face with a teasing look, until he turned and left.

Shady dealings! This is simply a blatant Siren shady dealings!!!

Hearing these enthusiastic comments about Observer-chan, just as Yaxu was standing there in a daze, the fox-shaped doll suddenly woke up and at this moment, it trembled and collapsed to the ground.

[I'm sorry, human. It seems that she has set me up for safety. I am no longer qualified to talk about objectivity and fairness...]

"No, it was the observer who figured out that I would use you to test her. Sorry."

Looking at the fox-shaped doll on the ground that suddenly lost its meaning of existence, Yaxu didn't know how to comfort this intelligent doll that suddenly lost its meaning of existence.

Chapter 1557 Farewell ~ KanColle Identification Doll (Fog)

Inside the Siren camp, in the dark laboratory usually used by observers, Yaxu was sitting on the cold metal floor with a fox-shaped doll, leaning against the research table in a daze.

The fox-shaped doll was feeling guilty about the unfair and behind-the-scenes comments he had just received. As for him... he felt inexplicably embarrassed because his underwear had been seen through by the observer.

After realizing that the sinister Siren Lolita was lying here waiting for him on purpose, Yaxu, with hot cheeks, couldn't help but sigh sincerely, then turned his head with a subtle mood to look at the limp fox-shaped doll beside him.

"Come to think of it, you are half an observer of her child. I thought you didn't mind standing on her side."

[To her, I am just a toy to kill time, and now she is even tarnishing my most fundamental value of existence! ]

The trembling tone was full of accusations against the observer. The mini fox doll then lay limply on its side and weakly warned Yaxu beside him.

[Although my computer will crash immediately if I try to make any comments about her, I can still remind you that the so-called Siren is not a life-long existence worth entrusting.]

[They are different from the Ship Girls. To humans, the Sirens are like castles in the sky. Although they are full of fantasy and science fiction, they are ultimately cold mechanical life forms. The concept of love does not exist in their hearts. ]

"Sigh~~~"

Hearing the fox-shaped doll's remarks that were generally recognized to be contrary to the Creator's position, Yaxu naturally couldn't help but start to worry about her. He quickly looked around, guarding against the sudden laser beams that were shooting over.

However, compared to Yaxu's concern, the fox-shaped doll did not express much fear, but gave suggestions to Yaxu very frankly.

[Whether they are simply satisfying their desire to conquer or enjoying unpredictable excitement, Siren is ultimately only suitable for playing with. Have you ever seen a Siren who would tell you that they like you? No, they have no concept of this at all. They are just cold mechanical life forms! ]

Listening to the fox doll's ruthless accusation against Siren, just as Yaxu was standing there in a daze, a brisk voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Then, the purification lady with a long ponytail poked her head out from the test bench with a happy look on her face, and picked up the fox-shaped doll on the ground with great interest.

"So, is this some kind of fun toy, Mr. Human~?"

【…】

Faced with the Purification Master who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, the fox-shaped doll that was caught by the Purification Master with one hand began to shake violently and struggle after a brief silence.

Until the next second, with a strange mechanical twisting sound, the fox-shaped doll with its head tilted back spit out a mouthful of black motor oil, which it directly spat on Purification Qin's face.

[Ha~bah! Being caught by you is such a disgrace to me. I would rather blow myself up than judge you!!!]

Stop! You should know that every day that Purification Qin survives now is the embodiment of the miracle of the port area, so please don't persecute Purification Qin anymore!

Seeing that the poor purification parent was even rejected by the identification doll, Yaxu was so sad that he didn't know how to comment for a moment.

Fortunately, in response to the blatant insult of the fox-shaped doll, the purification mother tilted her head and casually placed the fox-shaped doll on the back of Yaxu's head, and then shrank back on her own.

"Really? Purification-kun thought it was some interesting toy, hehe."

Witnessing the funny appearance of Jinghuaqin skipping outside with his hands behind his back, for some reason, Yaxu suddenly began to admire Jinghuaqin a little.

Yes, after all, as a sunny and cheerful Siren, Purification Qin never cares about many things, and to some extent, this magnanimity is an extremely rare quality in the entire port area.

Looking at the purification relative who left happily without even breathing a breath, Yaxu actually felt a strange sense of peace and tranquility.

However, unlike Yaxu who had some feelings for Purification King, the fox-shaped doll rubbed the fabric of her clothes on the test bench with extreme disgust, trying to clean the place where Purification King had just touched her.

[Damn you human! I'm not clean anymore! Throw me into the washing machine!!!]

"That's too exaggerated..."

Yaxu looked at the pitiful appearance of the fox-shaped doll that seemed to dislike its own dirtiness. After being stunned for a moment, he couldn't help but smile and shook his head. Then he stretched out his hand and used time to turn the cloth on the fox-shaped doll back to its original appearance.

After getting rid of the traces left by the purification process on its body, the fox-shaped doll calmed down again and waved its chubby little hands towards Yaxu and made a suggestion.

[Thank you, human. In return, I can help you identify any ship girl in this port area. Whose information do you want to know? ]

"Ahem, this doesn't seem right."

Hearing the fox-shaped doll's initiative, Yaxu, whose eyes were wandering, naturally turned his head away guiltily.

Seeing this, the fox-shaped doll seemed to have sensed something and jumped lightly onto Yaxu's shoulder and pointed it out.

[Oh? Are you worried that this behavior will be an offense to the ship's character? Don't worry, I won't expose you, so you will still be the pure and innocent commander. ]

"Ahem! You can't possibly detect my mental activities!"

Because he had experienced all kinds of hardships... no, it was because he had experienced all kinds of things. As a result, Yaxu, who was particularly sensitive to such things, naturally immediately saw the function of the fox-shaped doll in this regard.

[Is this strange? As a comprehensive appraisal and scoring doll, I am of course equipped with telepathy. Only by analyzing the hearts of the ship girls can we truly see whether they are charming ship girls! ]

Indeed, if you think about it carefully, when Akashi invented the mind-reading glasses, he relied on the data components installed on the observer ship. Therefore, it is not surprising that the Super Fox No. 2, which was born based on Siren technology, can achieve this level of analysis.

Noticing that Yaxu seemed to be very sensitive to mind reading, the fox-shaped doll was silent for a moment and then began to sigh to itself.

[It's really not easy for you as a human being. You are sandwiched between a large group of ship girls, but due to your status, you can't express your position, you can't be biased towards any ship girl, and you can't even have a subjective opinion. ]

"Well, it's not as painful as you say."

Seeing that he was actually being sympathized by a fox-shaped doll, Yaxu couldn't help but feel very weird.

Seeing this, the fox doll standing on Yaxu's shoulder poked Yaxu's face meaningfully and hinted.

[Stop pretending. I can see what you've been thinking lately. Besides the meaningless thoughts of wanting the prudish dog and the black dog to kneel down and taste you, there are also naughty thoughts like wanting Anchorage to learn bad things and wanting to turn Kashino into a wedding ship.]

[However, because they knew that after Miss Kashino of the Sakura Empire was actively seduced to become a marriage ship, the ship girls in the port area would definitely think: Ah~ Commander, he let Kashino be a marriage ship because she is too big! So they have been restraining this thought. ]

[After all, you don't want Miss Niu Niu to be teased and ridiculed by her fellow shipgirls because of her own selfishness. ]

"Well, if you keep talking, I'm going to explode myself (sad)!"

Yaxu looked at the fox doll that spoke very bluntly because it had no emotional intelligence, and finally couldn't help but lower his head in shame. [Huhu~ Don't underestimate the deep learning function of AI. According to your human standards, I am a well-deserved strong AI. ]

Facing the slightly arrogant tone of the fox-shaped doll, Yaxu suddenly thought of something and after a brief hesitation, he tried to suggest to the fox-shaped doll: "In this case, in addition to the observer, how about you help me identify the other Siren ship girls."

[It seems that you still care about the Sirens' opinion of you. However, I'm afraid I can't help you with the Siren's arbitration ship girls. After all, the defense templates on their bodies are much more advanced than my components, unless... they are willing to let me hack into them. ]

"Really? Then I'll try to beg them."

Having said that, Yaxu started wandering around the Siren camp with the fox-shaped doll on his shoulder.

Soon, Yaxu, who was familiar with the place, sneaked into the builder's lounge first and slowly came to the builder's technological bed.

In response to Yaxu's approach, the lazy and soft builder half-opened her fluorescent eyes briefly, then slowly lifted up the loose puff sleeves of Shuya's clothing to cover her pure white face with a little baby fat.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yaxu immediately placed the fox-shaped doll on her neatly cut snow-white hair.

[Empty, my mind was filled with instructions to shut down and hibernate, and I had nothing else in mind.]

[If KanColle is a romantic existence, then Siren is an absolute nihilism. It is difficult for me to give an accurate score for this kind of existence. ]

Listening to the fox-shaped doll's embarrassing comment about the builder, Yaxu nodded with some understanding.

Indeed, apart from Sirens like Observers and Purifiers who are full of individual emotions, it is difficult to figure out what Sirens like Builders are thinking.

Thinking of this, the somewhat disappointed Yaxu couldn't help but reach out and poke the Builder's soft snowy cheek again, and asked tentatively: "Builder, do you want to go out and play with me?"

As Yaxu's unconscious words fell, the Builder, who had been silent for a while, finally slowly opened his bright golden eyes and looked slowly at Yaxu beside him.

Then, the builder let out a long sigh and let go of her fluffy sleeves. She then brought her snow-white legs together under her wrinkled blue and white dress, glanced suggestively at Yaxu beside her, and then completely spread out her petite and soft body.

Looking at the builder who gave up resistance directly, Yaxu, who originally just wanted to invite the builder to take a walk or take a nap in another place, felt inexplicably sad for some reason.

At the same time, the tall tester just walked in from outside and saw the builder with his legs spread out.

"As expected, you are really hungry and will eat anything you want, human."

The tester with long silver hair under the black cross-metal swimsuit slowly moved her black and gold metal boots after seeing the commander's terrible behavior, and retreated silently as if she didn't see anything.

[It seems that Siren is as convenient as a toy to you. ]

Listening to the fox-shaped doll's subsequent complaints, Yaxu naturally realized a fact.

Sure enough, his relationship with the Siren ship girls was really twisted to some extent, and the reason why he was able to become the Siren commander was essentially just because Lavos and the others did not object.

Could it be that he and Chocolate really have no feelings at all! ?

Faced with this slightly sad fact, Yaxu couldn't help but sigh sincerely.

ten minutes later--

In the almost dreamy sky blue gravity-free space, facing the shimmering light all around, the pure white dream weaver was silently watching Yaxu who suddenly ran in and was clinging to the giant jellyfish under her.

The pure snow-white short hair was mixed with blue highlights. The Dream Weaver, who was hugging the doll, looked quietly at Yaxu in front of her, and then slowly closed her beautiful eyes with blue flames. Then she silently moved her body to the side, making room for Yaxu meaningfully.

"Do you want to do it..."

Wait a minute! Can't you Sirens be a little romantic once in a while?

Thinking of this, Yaxu's mood became more complicated. He couldn't help but reach out and pull the wing-like snow fleece coat of Dream Weaver, and then said awkwardly: "Well, Dream Weaver, how about we go for a walk outside together?"

"Ok?"

Seeing that Yaxu did not pass the exam as usual, but suddenly invited her to go out on a date, the ethereal Dream Weaver could not help but slowly put the ice cream painted with black toe paint on the sky blue jellyfish, and slightly raised her body to face Yaxu on the left.

"I see. Are you worried about the relationship between us?"

As the dreamlike whisper fell, the Dream Weaver, who seemed to see through everything, glanced at the fox doll on Yaxu's head, then lay back on the giant jellyfish, and then murmured slowly: "But unfortunately, I really don't have a specific concept of feelings."

"God said that Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden because of their common feelings. Therefore, for us Sirens, caring for each other will only affect our efficiency and ability."

The pure and flawless jade face was soaked in the soft white of snow. The Dream Weaver with a soothing tone saw that Yaxu seemed a little lost, then she slowly stretched out her delicate snow-white hands, held up Yaxu's chin, and said in a deep voice: "However, there is not no connection between us."

"But this connection is not about equality. We are essentially... tools for each other, just like humans treat their favorite clothes or mobile phones. It is enough for you to treat us the same way."

"Yes, as pure as the void of space, this is the relationship between us."

"..."

Looking at the Dream Weaver who was still speaking in an obscure way, Yaxu couldn't help but look up at the fox-shaped doll above his head with some confusion.

【What she meant was that you are actually quite special to her. 】

"Really? Should I be happy then?"

Faced with this Siren-like comfort, Yaxu sighed and had nothing to do but reach out and play with the Dream Weaver's ice cream calf.

At this moment, with the rapid surge of the surrounding air flow, Empress, with pure white skin, exposed her tight belly, swaying her skirt like a white gauze dress, suddenly flew down from the strange overlapping space above.

Exquisite white lotus adorned pure white shoulder-length hair. When Empres saw Yaxu lying next to the Dream Weaver, she couldn't help but raise her red cross pupils with red flames, hold up her upright chest, maintain her floating queenly posture, frowned at Yaxu and said, "You are so lax now, you are just as ridiculous as weeds on the roadside!"

"Good Richard has already attached himself to your shipgirl, and you still have the leisure to come here and crave Zero's body!?"

"Since you have no intention of paying attention to the meta-consciousness, why not let me deal with her!"

With his usual strong attitude, just as Empress was speaking in a condescending manner, the fox doll standing on Yaxu's head exclaimed as if it had suddenly realized something.

[I understand. I shouldn't have used the standards of shipgirls and humans to measure the feelings of the sirens from the beginning. In their cold ship life, the simplest care is the embodiment of emotion! ]

[Just like the queen in front of you, since she took the initiative to take the time to see you, it is enough to prove that she likes you...]