The time-based admiral of KanColle

"So, you came here suddenly to chat with me about what we had for dinner tonight, Miss Shinano~?"

"What's the situation over there? I want to know."

In a tone that was quite ancient, Shinano, with a slightly flushed cheek, drooped her silver-gray fox ears shyly, and looked away awkwardly.

Black Helena, whose cascading blue hair set off the faint blue gradient, was leaning on a recliner. After hearing Shinano's proactive question, she smiled and supported her lower cheek with one hand, then answered.

"Well... if I have to describe it, the poor old lady of the royal family has been hung upside down by the queen with a mechanical rope into a pitiful state, and the great royal queen is currently cowering in fear in the corner with her head in her hands."

"We can't do anything about it. After all, even if the cannons are removed, Ms. Empres's power is not something that War-weary and the others can resist."

Black Helena was recounting the tragic scene of the royal pudding knight being taught a lesson by the sirens, and after she finished speaking halfway, she looked leisurely at Shinano, who was holding the cobalt blue priestess sleeves on both sides, leaning forward with a fox head, looking inexplicably focused.

"Oh my, Miss Shinano, do you care so much? This is not the behavior of a good fox."

"Well!"

Facing Helena's red eyes that were unable to read her emotions, Shinano knew that she was teasing her, so she lowered her moon-like face and explained a little aggrievedly, "I can't help it, because Miss Belfa... doesn't seem to want me to peek."

"That's no wonder. After all, when you're with the Siren, you never know what will happen if you lose the ship. It's understandable that Miss Belfast doesn't want to be seen making a fool of herself by her ship."

"So what is Miss Befa doing now?"

"She was watching the battle tactically, and seemed to want to find out the situation first. Miss Cheshire seemed very active, but she was thrown into the air by the unhappy Empress's anti-gravity and spun at high speed. As for the commander..."

Black Helena deliberately used a storytelling tone to keep people on edge, then suddenly stopped talking halfway through. Then she slowly lifted up her gilded blue boots and joked to the expectant Shinano, "Haha, if you really care, why not go and see it yourself?"

"Please don't make fun of me, Miss Black Helena."

Faced with Black Helena's proposal, Shinano, who was stunned for a moment, naturally immediately used his fluffy silver-gray fox tails to cover himself.

After all, she just wanted to watch the show and witness the record-worthy confrontation between KanColle and Sirens, instead of suddenly going over to be a free fox delivery boy.

"You know, just some stimulating Western wine can make me feel dizzy and lost. Being with Siren is still too much for me Zzzz..."

Shinano expressed his self-awareness in a soft fox tone and even nodded his fox head before taking a fox nap right there.

As a sleepwalking fox who is good at divination, she pursues the ethereal atmosphere of the hazy moonlight and the lights just coming on, so much so that an overly stimulating feeling can make her fox brain confused and shut down on the spot, or even make her fall into a dead sleep.

As a battleship, Musashi might be more durable than a giant fox like her who lacks exercise.

Looking at Shinano who dozed off right next to her, out of some kind of preference for her kind, Black Helena slowly restored the Rubik's Cube in her hand and continued to recount the situation of a royal battlefield for Shinano.

"In order to take care of War-weary and the others, the commander is now running at twenty times the speed. In order to prove herself, Miss Monarch resolutely took the lead in trying. However, for the Queen, this level is still too mediocre."

"Huhu, then what? Then what? It'd be better to be more detailed and describe the process and reaction."

Seeing that Black Helena finally satisfied her fox curiosity and took the initiative to repeat the story for her in the form of a live broadcast, Shinano, who couldn't sleep for a moment, naturally echoed Black Helena.

"The Silly White Queen began to escape from reality, the Monarch and Empress were competing in body curves at close range, and Warspite and Cheshire were suddenly... Oh, the Commander suddenly started to go back in time. This is really..."

【What is this really? 】

Suddenly, a crazy and smiling voice sounded from behind without any warning, and Black Helena, who was immersing in the commentary, froze in place.

At the same time, the good guy Richard, with his cute shark teeth showing, slowly poked his head out from the shadows, then directly hugged Black Helena's neck and simply pressed his face against Black Helena's profile.

[Strange, why don't you continue? Why don't you just come and share your feelings with me?]

Facing the intimate words and actions of the good man Richard, Black Helena, whose eyes lost focus at the speed of light, stayed still for a long time before she said in a trance with a blank expression: "Ms. Shinano, quickly use your aircraft to raze this place to the ground, and it would be best if you could kill me directly (no god)."

"Um, Ru, isn't that a bit too exaggerated?"

Looking at Black Helena who suddenly lost the meaning of her life and even instinctively wanted to seek relief on the spot, Shinano, who was standing still, didn't know how to respond for a moment.

After all, the crazy good guy Richard was hanging on Black Helena's back at the moment. It was impossible for her to really kill Black Helena, and she might not be able to hit the good guy Richard.

Yes, as a ship girl, Shinano could not understand at this moment the extreme pain and discomfort that the META ship girl felt when she was close to the good guy Richard.

If I have to describe it, it is like Shinano, who has not slept for three days and three nights, is lying sickly on the hospital bed, but there is a large group of archerfish jumping happily around him.

The worst thing was that the jumping archerfish would occasionally pick up their loud speakers and shout in unison into the ears of the Shinano foxes, “Don’t sleep, don’t sleep, go run with me!”

Finally, in this endless cycle, Shinano, who was extremely sleepy but unable to fall asleep, finally perished on the spot and turned into a fox sculpture.

"Hurry, please, Miss Shinano!"

Fortunately, just when Shinano was hesitant to take ruthless action against the fox, accompanied by the flash of space, the exhausted Black Helena was directly transferred away by the sudden space teleportation.

As for the situation where Black Helena was rescued urgently, the good man Richard, who was about to merge into Black Helena's body, suddenly revealed a slightly creepy and charming smile.

Then, the good man Richard gradually turned into an illusion that did not exist in front of Shinano's fox eyes.

After watching the good guy Richard and the others disappear, Shinano, who was expecting a battlefield explanation, could not help but stay where he was in embarrassment and looked around pitifully.

In the end, the lost dream fox had to leave alone, feeling sad.

Chapter 1583 The Royal Angel’s Personal Opinion

The next morning——

Inside the royal castle, due to some force majeure, a certain arrogant royal queen did not attend the weekly camp morning meeting today, but chose to ask for leave for herself, which was rare.

So, facing the subtle gazes of the Royal Navy girls below, the happy Yingyong took advantage of the absence of Shabai, swaying his red cloak, and sat on it with the posture of a lolita version of the king, full of aura.

“Haha, ahahaha, cough cough! I’m so happy that I’m choking…”

The beige twin ponytails matched her delicate face. She looked proud and brave, and then she raised her aho-ha hair with great momentum, and said to the centaurs with different expressions below, "Since Stupid Sister is not here, let me host today."

"And this is my heroic aura of staying calm in battle, huh~?"

Ignoring for the moment the heroic people who were talking loudly above, the goddesses of war below could not help but whisper to each other.

"It seems that not only Her Majesty, but also Lady War-weariness did not show up. Are they all asking for leave?"

"Hey, Vanguard, our monarch hasn't come back yet."

Listening to the whispers of Vanguard and Revenge, King George V of England, who was standing at the front of the team, shook his dazzling golden hair, turned his head and sighed to Hood and the others behind him: "It seems that all the ship girls who passed by last night have sacrificed... No, they asked for leave!"

"How could that be? Befa is so smart, nothing will happen to her."

Edinburgh raised his intellectual round-frame glasses up and down, looking worriedly at the line of maids behind him.

As for Edinburgh's uneasiness, Newcastle, who was leisurely closing his eyes to fish, also opened his blue-gray eyes and joked in a light tone: "Ah, it seems that even the perfect and chic Miss Belfa will encounter difficult problems."

"How could it be! That creature that looks so difficult to understand... Ahem, let's not talk about Miss Cheshire for now, but Miss Belfa is not a maid who would do anything stupid."

Under the short lilac-colored hair, Gloucester, as a straight-talking and strict maid, quickly said in a serious tone: "Even if the opponent is a siren, she will not force herself."

"No matter what, she will never ask for leave because of her own problems. The head maid is not that kind of useless apprentice maid."

"Well... I'm sorry, Miss Befa doesn't seem to be in a very good condition. If I had to make an analogy, they are now like dried fish that has expired. It seems that if you blow it gently, it will be blown away into dust by the wind."

Along with this slightly sarcastic and wonderful metaphor, the belated Perseus lightly lifted the royal lady's skirt on both sides, stepped with her slender white silk legs, and hurriedly squeezed into the queue of the royal ship girls.

Perseus, with pure pink hair and beautiful pink eyelashes, and an owl on her head, then explained to Hermione and the others who were looking over, "When Unicorn and I had just opened the door of the infirmary this morning and were about to organize the equipment, they were carried in one by one by the commander, stumbling in like that. They felt like lifeless, withered tulips."

"So the unicorn is busy taking care of them now."

"What!?"

at the same time--

In the infirmary of the Royal Castle, the soft and shy unicorn is now wearing an extremely fitted and light nurse uniform. The white skirt embroidered with colorful flowers is matched with white silk stockings that reveal the skin color, giving the unicorn a nurse's temperament.

Unfortunately, none of the ships in the infirmary were in the mood to compliment Unicorn on her outfit.

“Ooooooo, I am about to die…”

As the weak words came out, the blonde and blue-eyed Queen Elizabeth was seen lying on the windowsill, looking extremely painful.

If she were a human, she would have been lying on the windowsill, spitting out rainbows from her mouth. Unfortunately, because she was a ship girl, she couldn't spit anything out and could only dry heave miserably.

On the other side, the war-weary women in different postures were also lying on the hospital beds, showing different kinds of pain.

"So, why did you become like this?"

Witnessing this group of miserable royal wedding ships, Sheffield, who was standing at the outer door, was stunned for a moment, then looked curiously at Belfast, who was leaning on the bed and silently gazing out the window.

In response to Sheffield's curiosity, Belfast smiled gracefully and slowly turned sideways. He glanced at Cheshire who was curled up beside him and said with a smile: "You can guess the reason, Sheffield."

"Oh? Could it be that the violent Siren woman beat you up?"

After saying that, Sheffield couldn't help but poke Cheshire, who was looking listless and acting like a cat, with a wooden stick beside him.

“Meow meow…”

"Hehe, because Cheshire has always wanted to pounce on the Arbitrator Queen and rub against her, Empres used her gravitational field ability to control her to spin at high speed around her master."

"Wow~"

Hearing this, Sheffield couldn't help but make the sound of a so-called scumbag maid.

Although she actually hated those Sirens, she couldn't help but thank the great royal gods.

After all, judging from the situation, she shouldn't have to worry about being bothered by Galaxy Cat these days.

Thinking of this, Sheffield couldn't help but look at the other royal ships.

"Although Ms. Warspite tried very hard to fight with Empress, it was a pity that Empress gave her master an electric shock in the middle of the fight, so she died on the spot... Anyway, it was a pity for the ship."

There was a hint of sympathy in Belfast's blue-purple eyes. He looked at the other side where War-weary was lying on the bed with a hot towel on his head and unconsciously making a small cry.

"In that case, what exactly happened to you?"

"Ah, do you think I would tell you something inappropriate?"

Although she sat on the bed sadly, Belfast remained polite and smiled as she placed her soft fingers between her lips. She then said with a sincere sigh: "I have to say that in terms of physical strength, our shipgirls are indeed much inferior to the Sirens."

"For example, Miss Empres can even make her abdomen reveal a transparent panel, which is like the concept of cyberpunk. Being able to watch herself coming in and out with her own eyes must be very tempting to the master."

"If that's the case, then why do you still want to participate in such an event that will only bring you trouble?"

Hearing the doubtful question from Sheffield, Belfast did not answer immediately, but smiled silently and looked at the lush trees outside the window.

"First of all, it is a maid's duty to satisfy her master. Secondly, I don't think Siren is as difficult as I imagined."

With a graceful smile suddenly emerging on her delicate face, Belfast raised the corners of her lips and responded meaningfully: "The high and mighty Siren Queen even floats in the air when she sleeps. This way, she cannot transmit warmth to her master."

"It's clear that the Sirens don't actually provide any emotional value. They're just a bunch of pathetic beings who can't express their love."

"By the way, Miss Empres' skin is surprisingly elastic, and it can even glow at night."

Listening to the description from Belfast, Sheffield looked thoughtful and then glanced curiously at the monarch and Silly White not far away.

"By the way, I haven't asked you yet, Your Majesty, what they went through."

"Ah, are you hoping that I'll be expelled the next day for stepping into the Royal Family with my left foot, Sheffield?"

"Mmmmm, I feel like I was thrown into a washing machine and then stirred violently. Are you satisfied?"

Listening to the royal maids chatting with each other behind her, Elizabeth, with tears in her eyes, angrily ripped down the window and threw it over. But not long after, because she was holding it in pain, Elizabeth turned around again and continued to lie on the windowsill to dry off.

After learning about the fate of the war-weary women, Sheffield, with a blank expression, then asked the unicorn who was trying to press the monarch's chest with mixed feelings: "Speaking of which, where is the master now?"

"Huh? As for my brother, I heard him say that he was going to receive guests from the port area."

"Really? You really are a hopeless pest owner."

Seeing that his commander was busy rushing to the next set, Sheffield, who was too lazy to complain, finally turned around and left silently. At the door, he suddenly ran into the little Cheshire with its bright cat eyes blinking.

"Sister Xie Fei, Sister Cheshire said she needs to recuperate, so I hope you can come and take care of me during this period, hehehe (>w<)."

"..."

Meanwhile, on the other side——

In front of the magnificent gate of the royal castle, which was more than six meters high, Kronstadt led Chkalov and others here in the early morning, and saw Yaxu who was waiting for them.

"Hehe~Comrade Commander, it looks like you're done here too."

With his usual casual attitude, the tall Kronstadt put Yaxu into his arms affectionately with one hand after he finished speaking, and then pointed at Kuibyshev and the others behind him with a smile.

"Then it's time for you to take care of the business here. As expected, I don't seem to have any talent for being a tour guide."

"Hmm? Strange, why do you smell of alcohol in Kronstadt?"

Sniffing the frosty scent of Kronstadt mixed with the smell of alcohol, Yaxu asked tentatively with a subtle expression: "You didn't take them out for a drink, did you?"

"Haha, there's nothing we can do about it. We've been having a blast at the White Eagle camp all night, so of course we have to drink."

After patting Yaxu's shoulder heavily, Kronstadt, with his hands on his hips, then casually blinked his star-shaped pupils at Yaxu, and added: "After all, the activity time of the ship girls of each camp is different. No royal ship girls came out to hang around during last night's time period."

"I'm sorry, but it seems she is not very good at entertaining guests in Kronstadt."

Looking at the proud "heavy truck" in front of him, Yaxu hurriedly apologized to Chkalov and the others.

In response, Kuibyshev, who was wearing a tight high-cut uniform, smiled, clasped his hands together, slightly raised his bandaged face that looked sickly, and smiled back slowly: "It's okay, I think it's quite lively and happy (laughs)."