While writing a diary in Douluo Continent, a female character relentlessly pursues him.

[Actually, many people applied, and they were all geniuses, but in the end, only four of them were accepted.]

Yes, why is that?

The women were all filled with doubt upon seeing this.

They had never even heard of Shrek Academy, and the academy had never participated in any previous Soul Master Tournament, so it was clearly not a legitimate academy.

But why does such an obscure, mediocre college attract so many geniuses?

Moreover, the dropout rate is so high, with only four students admitted per class?

How strange!

The truth is actually very simple, just two words: He's good at bragging!

That's right, he's good at bragging!

Shrek Academy is located in a small village. It lacks a simulation training ground and has no supply of soul beast meat; its conditions are even worse than those of a primary academy.

The teachers there are all self-taught, and they've struggled to get their skills through training, so don't expect them to have any particularly strong teaching abilities.

The reason they can attract so many young talents is because their slogans are loud and clear.

Shrek Academy: We only accept monsters, not ordinary people!

Listen to this slogan, isn't it catchy enough?

Anyone who heard this would instinctively assume that Shrek Academy professors are incredibly capable and have top-notch teaching skills; otherwise, how could they dare to make such a boast?

The women nodded silently. Indeed, even they would be interested in Shrek and want to see it if they didn't know the inside story.

[That's not all. In the original story, when Dai Mubai took Tang San and the other three to the assessment, he boasted about something even bigger.]

[Dai Mubai's original words were roughly: Don't underestimate our Shrek Academy just because we have few students. Every student who has graduated in the past has become a prominent figure in the mainland.]

The most outstanding one has now become an elder of the Spirit Hall, and his authority is second only to the Pope.

Listen to this! It's not just loud; it's downright insulting and utterly disrespectful to everyone else's intelligence.

Shrek Academy, established twenty years ago, only admits geniuses under the age of twelve. This means that the earliest students are now only thirty-two years old.

[The hard requirement for becoming an elder of the Spirit Hall is having the cultivation level of a Title Douluo. Without the strength of a Title Douluo, what kind of elder are you? Go away!]

In other words, Shrek Academy produced a Title Douluo at the tender age of thirty-two?

[Thirty-two years old. The youngest Title Douluo right now is Bibi Dong, but she didn't even have a title when she was thirty-two, right?]

"A titled Douluo at the age of thirty-two?"

Qian Renxue shook her head slightly. What the hell is this Shrek? Does he just brag without using his brain?

And they even dared to infringe on the Spirit Hall's coattails! How can this be allowed?

At the same moment.

Bibi Dong shared a similar idea and decided to order severe punishment.

Trying to scam me? You've got some nerve!

Also, since they dared to associate with that guy Tang San, they absolutely cannot be allowed to live!

If we can't touch Tang San, can't we at least touch you?

If you're so capable, let a god jump out from behind you and show me.

"Ghost, relay my order: Soto City..."

…………

Although the others didn't react as strongly as the three beauties from the Spirit Hall, they also made their own complaints.

"No way, Shrek Academy is ridiculous! How can they say something like this? Who are they trying to fool?"

"I don't understand. So what if you manage to lure people in? They have nothing to offer, and the trainees just run away in the end anyway. What's the point?"

"Misleading the youth!!"

"Shrek Academy is a disgrace to education!"

That's ridiculous, isn't it?

[And then it got even more absurd: Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, and even Tang San, the transmigrator who had lived two lives, actually believed it.]

That's right, they believed it without a doubt. Tang San even said, "I'm so glad I came here to cultivate."

Xiao Wu: ………

Zhu Zhuqing: ………

Just now, they were just like everyone else, complaining that Shrek was a brainless con artist, but then...

I sat up in shock while on my deathbed, and realized that the clown was actually myself?

As for Ning Rongrong, she didn't want to talk anymore.

Tsk tsk, a brain is a wonderful thing, but unfortunately, too few people possess it.

Xiao Wu/Ning Rongrong/Zhu Zhuqing: …………

Chapter Seventy-One: The Women's Rant! Flander the Clown!

The three women were so embarrassed that their toes almost dug out of the three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment.

Society is dead, it's too society is dead!

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong, in particular, now feel ashamed to face anyone.

Zhu Zhuqing had already made a great mistake because of Zhu Zhuyun's matter, and now she's doing it again.

Ning Rongrong felt as if she had been slapped countless times in the face.

I shouldn't have laughed at Qian Renxue not long ago.

Looking at them now, they're practically neck and neck!

Actually, I think Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing are all fine here. After all, they're still young and don't overthink things.

But Tang San's actions are outrageous. Not only did Tang San live two lives, but in his previous life he was an assassin.

Isn't meticulous planning a standard requirement for assassins?

Why is there so little thought involved?

Of course, if you think about it carefully, you'll understand.

Tang San's ultimate victory and domination of the Douluo Continent wasn't due to his superior strength, but rather the weakness of his opponents.

After all, Tang San often acts childishly, like a child who hasn't grown up. If it weren't for his protection, he would have died eight hundred times over.

[For example, the following plot is like that, but since the theme is Ning Rongrong, we won't talk about her now; we'll discuss her another time.]

No, please continue! We want to see just how childish Tang San really is.

At this moment, all the women were grumbling in dissatisfaction.

Bibi Dong cursed Su Ye eight hundred times in her heart.

As the saying goes, "Know yourself and know your enemy." Understanding Tang San, her adversary, will be of great help to her future actions.

"You little rascal, you're always trying to mess with people's mentality at crucial moments, aren't you?"

"Hmph, sooner or later you'll taste the feeling of a whip being dipped in cold water."

Let's get back to Ning Rongrong.

[On her second day after starting school, her "benefactor" appeared—the legendary strange uncle, Flander!]

That's right, it's Flander, one of the members of the golden love triangle.

It's quite bizarre, really. These three people have different temperaments and ideals, and after they separated, they all ended up clashing with the college.

[With her father's support, Liu Erlong opened Blue Tyrant Academy, Yu Xiaogang went to Notting Academy to freeload, and Flander has now created Shrek Academy—it's all quite amazing.]

[Ahem, we've digressed again. Let's get back to Ning Rongrong.]

[Flander initially ignored Tang San and his group, immediately targeting Ning Rongrong and demanding that she run twenty laps around the academy without using her soul power.]

[Flander's original words were roughly that support-type Soul Masters lack self-defense capabilities, and survival is their top priority on the battlefield, so physical strength is extremely important.]

This statement, like "You can only output if you're alive," sounds reasonable but is actually utter nonsense.

The Douluo Continent is different from other worlds. The mechanism for support-type Soul Masters is fixed; unless there are cultivation techniques or martial arts skills to learn, no matter how much training you do, it will be in vain.

No matter how much a support-type Soul Master trains, can they possibly outrun a power-attack type Soul Master or an agility-attack type Soul Master?

[Absolutely impossible. So what if you improve a little bit through training? You're still going to die!]

The women nodded subconsciously, agreeing with Su Ye's words.

Training support-type Soul Masters is fine, but expecting to survive on the battlefield through training is nothing short of wishful thinking.

Shrek Academy isn't small, and running twenty laps without using soul power is quite a challenge for a support-type soul master; however, our little witch classmate agreed very readily.

[They started moving almost the instant Flander finished speaking, incredibly obedient.]

The women: "Huh? This..."

Although few of them had actually met Ning Rongrong, they had a general understanding of her personality after reading her diary.

Are they really that obedient?

Is the name "Little Witch" fake?

Isn't that strange?

When I first watched it, I didn't think much of it because Ning Rongrong was behaving like a well-bred young lady in front of everyone.

[The little witch side hasn't been revealed yet, but it won't be long.]

[Because Ning Rongrong got lazy after running only two laps, she went to Soto City by herself to shop and have a big meal.]

[Just like when she ran away from home, she thought no one knew, little did she know that Flander had seen it all.]

When everyone gathered that evening, facing Flander's questioning, the little witch completely dropped her disguise and declared, "I'm not running away anymore, what are you going to do about it!"

However, to her surprise, Flander was also unusually firm, stating bluntly: "If you don't obey orders, then leave immediately."

Furthermore, using Tang San and others as examples, they criticized Ning Rongrong relentlessly, saying she was the worst of everyone.

Speaking of which, I have to say again, Flanders is talking nonsense again!

[Tang San and his friends have just enrolled and haven't even had their first class yet. What does their excellence or whether they're better than Ning Rongrong have to do with Shrek Academy?]

[They even said that Oscar is a food-type Soul Master with innate full Soul Power, and that he can replace the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School in the future. What a joke.]

Whether the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is truly the number one support martial soul in the world may be debatable, but its unique treasure appraisal function is something that not just any Tom, Dick, or Harry can claim.

[And replace the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School? Ha, don't make your brother laugh!]

Furthermore, whether Oscar truly possesses innate full soul power is still a question.

If so, why wouldn't the Spirit Hall recruit such a genius? And why is his cultivation progressing so slowly?

Oscar is fourteen years old now, and his soul power is only level twenty-nine. Even if food-type soul masters cultivate slowly, this is still too slow.

[You know, Ning Rongrong is so playful and never cultivates properly, yet she was already at level twenty-six when she entered the academy, and she wasn't even born with full soul power.]

Compared to this, Oscar's supposedly innate full soul power seems highly questionable!

Upon seeing this, the women's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) flames also burned fiercely.

"Holy crap, this Flander guy is shameless!"

"He clearly has no cultivation facilities and no teaching ability whatsoever, so how dare he put on airs? Just because of the 'golden love triangle' thing?"

"Ha, clown!"

"It's definitely unreasonable. With such a clear comparison, that Oscar probably doesn't actually have full soul power."

"If he were truly a food-type Soul Master with innate full Soul Power, the Spirit Hall personnel would not have failed to report it, nor would they have remained indifferent. It is most likely a lie."

"What nonsense! To replace the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School? You really dare to say that!"