Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's youthful innocence, I tricked her into becoming my wife

A butterfly flaps its wings, a gale blows across the ocean, and the landscape on the mainland has already changed!

The situation that Hu Liena was worried about could never happen!

However... this is a great opportunity to kidnap the Red Fox!

“Alright,” Ye Hua grinned mischievously, “but you might have to work a little harder tonight!”

"You scoundrel!" Hu Liena glared. "You have a new trick up your sleeve?!"

Ye Hua shrugged, "You can't even imagine all the tricks I have!"

"We're not in a hurry, let's stroll back and enjoy some time alone together!"

"You!" Hu Liena blushed, but her face was filled with anticipation.

Ye Hua smiled, picked up Hu Liena, and flew towards the nearest city.

The wind howled, and the figure disappeared into the sea of ​​clouds.

No one noticed that deep in the dense forest at the foot of the mountain, Tang San was stumbling forward.

He was covered in mud and blood, the lingering pain from his self-destructive tendencies still churning in his bones.

Seeing the two people soar into the sky, he clenched his fists tightly and crushed the blood-stained dirt!

"Ye Hua..."

"I will definitely, absolutely kill you!"

Tang San took a deep breath. Thanks to his great-grandfather, the City of Slaughter, who had given him special treatment, his training was far less arduous than he had expected.

This also leads to insufficient pressure, causing the Chaotic Cloak Hammer Technique to remain stuck at the threshold of achieving mastery.

Even worse, the secret manual containing the notes was stolen by Ye Hua!

He didn't even know the techniques of the Great Completion Chaotic Cloak Hammer Technique!

How could he possibly face his uncle after that?

Not to mention this damn field!

He has to find a way to solve it!

But who knows what this thing is!

Tang San's forehead veins bulged as he considered every possible connection.

Shrek Academy and Blueboo Academy, forget about it.

Xue Qinghe also severed ties with him.

Haotian Sect has nowhere to go home.

There has been no news of Dai Mubai.

So, the only one who can help him is—

"That old man Yu Xiaogang... oops! My beloved teacher!"

Tang San finally remembered Yu Xiaogang!

"But the teacher was captured by Ye Hua, and his fate is unknown."

"But it doesn't matter. If he's still alive, he'll definitely be captured and taken to Heaven Dou City, which is Ye Hua's stronghold!"

"If you're willing to ask, you'll always find it!"

Hope ignited in Tang San's eyes.

Don't worry, teacher, I'll save you from the tiger's den!

This is Tang San, a quality of gratitude!

After weeks of arduous journey through the mountains and forests, Tang San finally caught a glimpse of Tian Dou City in the distance.

A long queue formed at the city gate, with merchants, farmers, and soul masters all mixed together, noisily pushing and shoving their way forward.

Tang San pulled his straw hat down low, wrapped his mud-stained gray robe tighter, and blended into the back of the group.

He subconsciously touched the hidden weapon pouch at his waist to make sure it was still there before he felt a little relieved.

"Damn, I made it in time."

The leading group advanced slowly, and Tang San hunched his neck, trying to cover most of his face with his bamboo hat.

The city guards were just going through the motions; they glanced at him, didn't ask any further questions, and waved him past.

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief and quickly walked into the city gate, just in case.

However, the moment he stepped into the city, he froze!

"Holy crap," Tang San exclaimed in disbelief, "I actually defended correctly?!"

On the notice board to the left of the city gate, there was a wanted poster that was half a person tall!

The ink marks were repeatedly traced, the edges turning yellow and brittle, yet they remained firmly nailed to the wooden board!

Isn't that him?

Tang San's vision went black, but he took another half step forward and saw that there were smaller words on it.

"Tang San is a freak, defying imperial authority, colluding with evil spirit masters, and harming his classmates!"

"Confirm that the person is a transgender individual; verify their identity during arrest!"

There are even more appalling descriptions that follow.

Tang San only scanned two lines before feeling his head explode.

"Verify my identity?!"

"Examine your grandma's legs!"

There were quite a few people in front of the notice board. Two elderly women were carrying a vegetable basket, looking at it and shaking their heads.

"This transvestite has been wanted for two years, and they still haven't caught him?"

"I heard they ran to the Haotian Sect, but that sect is protective of its own?"

"Tch, isn't it said that the leader of the Long Night Alliance is his mortal enemy? Why doesn't he demand it?"

"What do you know? Who is the Night Alliance Leader? He wouldn't stoop to dirty hands!"

Tang San's temples throbbed, and his lips turned purple.

He didn't want to listen anymore, so he lowered his head, squeezed out of the crowd, and turned into a narrow alley.

Two years...

"This damned wanted poster has been up for two whole years!"

"In other words, they've been after me ever since the competition ended!"

He clenched his fists, making a cracking sound.

"Emperor Xue Ye... Xue Qinghe..."

"And those guys from the Star Luo Empire!"

"To curry favor with Ye Hua, they actually teamed up to put a warrant for my arrest for two years!"

"You just wait, I, Tang San, will personally wring your heads off sooner or later!"

Despite his outbursts of anger, Tang San still retained a shred of reason.

He knew that now was not the time to act impulsively.

The most urgent task is to find Yu Xiaogang.

Find out what's going on in that unknown field!

He calmed his breathing, raised his hand to rub his face, and adjusted his facial muscles.

A moment later, his face became slightly wider, his cheekbones higher, and his eyes slightly narrower.

While it wouldn't be a complete transformation, it's enough that someone unfamiliar with it wouldn't recognize it.

"Hmph, luckily my Tang Clan has a disguise technique for easy assassinations!"

Tang San emerged from the alley and rejoined the crowd.

Tian Dou City is still the same Tian Dou City, with the sounds of hawkers rising and falling.

But Tang San had no interest in appreciating it at the moment.

Unfortunately, my stomach is acting up, growling and threatening to strike.

Tang San sighed and had no choice but to find a place to eat.

Just then, the aroma of oil wafted into his nostrils, making his mouth water!

"What?"

"It smells so good!"

He followed the scent and discovered it was a roadside stall, with hot oil bubbling and crackling.

The burly stall owner was busy at work, with several rows of freshly fried, golden-brown cakes laid out in front of him.

Gudong.

Tang San swallowed hard and took out the Copper Soul Coin.

I can't resist, it smells so good!

How can there be such tempting fried food in the world!

Tang San's saliva was so thick it could be described as a waterfall cascading down three thousand feet!

I can't wait to eat it right now!

But then he noticed that the fried cake had a peculiar shape.

"How come it's in human form!" Tang San rubbed his eyes.

That's right, those long, thin dough figures were deep-fried until golden brown and crispy.

Although the workmanship was simple, he felt it looked somewhat familiar...

The next second, the stall owner started shouting.

"Come on, come on! Freshly fried Tang San!"

"Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, so flaky it'll break your teeth with one bite!"

"Eating fried Tang San makes me feel so good!"

"Drink this cake, and life will become more and more carefree!"

"They're blowing up Tang San!!!"

Tang San was dumbfounded.

Chapter 249 Tang San is selling explosives!

Tang San almost fainted from shock!

He watched as men, women, and children flocked to the stall, vying to hand over coins.

"Boss! Give me three skewers of fried Tang San!"

"I want two! To take them all with me!"

"Hey, look at this! It's drawn quite realistically, a true masterpiece!"

"That's right! I've heard that Tang San is exactly like that—a hypocrite, all talk and no action!"

An older woman took the fried cake, took a bite, and bit off Tang San's head, leaving her mouth greasy.

"Pah! You bad thing! You've ruined people's lives!"

Tang San stood frozen at the back of the crowd, breathing rapidly.

He pinched his thigh desperately to keep from going berserk on the spot.

"I...I'm fucking fried?"