Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's youthful innocence, I tricked her into becoming my wife

"Junior Tang Yin, you're wrong about that."

"I am completely outmatched by the Night Alliance Leader's dance!"

"What did you say?!" Tang San could no longer contain himself.

But then, something even more shocking happened that shattered his worldview!

Everyone imitated Ye Hua's clumsiness, moving their feet.

Even if it hurts to step on someone's foot, I'll do it!

"The Night Alliance Leader's dance steps are indeed profound; they appear simple, yet they conceal hidden secrets!"

"I tried to imitate it, but I found that balance is particularly difficult to maintain!"

"As expected of the leader of the Long Night Alliance, even his dancing has a profound Daoist essence!"

Tang San was dumbfounded.

Praise isn't enough.

Still trying to imitate?!

That pious felt, that ancient spirit, came out!

Tang San's mind went blank.

He stood there blankly, pulling his dance partner up and walking off the stage.

But if he does something bad, will Ye Hua let him get away with it?

"Is it moldy and salty...?"

Ye Hua used the moldy liquid.

In an instant, Tang San's anger turned to darkness...

There doesn't seem to be much difference.

"But it's okay!" Ye Hua started to chatter, "The show is about to begin!"

Tang San's skirt was rather long, making it difficult for her to walk.

As a result, Tang San stumbled and stepped right on the edge of the steps!

He lunged forward, desperately grabbing at the only thing he could hold onto—

The shoulders of a nobleman!

He pulled the other person off balance, and the two of them fell straight to the ground!

boom.

After the muffled thud, the dance floor fell silent.

Tang San was lying on top of the nobleman, his mouth just touching the nobleman's lips!

The other person's eyes widened, and they froze like a statue!

He didn't expect Tang Yin to be so proactive!

Could it be that... she has feelings for me?!

Xue Ke covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking uncontrollably.

She tried her best to suppress it, but laughter still escaped her lips!

"Pfft, pfft..."

"Feel sorry......"

"I...I didn't mean to..."

Ye Hua stood beside her, calmly lowering his hand gestures.

"what--!!!"

Tang Sanfa burst out of the ground with a sound like a rat being pecked!

He kept rubbing his lips with the back of his hand until they turned red!

Finally, he slipped into a corner, leaned against the wall, and vomited.

My eyes welled up with tears, and my fingers trembled!

He took a handkerchief from his sleeve and used it to wipe his mouth instead of the back of his hand.

But the warm, sweet touch was still stuck to my lips and I couldn't wipe it off.

"Water...water..." he called out in a hoarse voice.

Nobody paid him any attention.

Tang San had no choice but to take the fruit wine bottle from the table himself.

Without thinking twice, he reached out and started to unscrew the bottle.

laugh--! ! !

The cork suddenly flew off!

The liquid inside the bottle shot skyward!

Dark red fruit wine was poured over his head and all over his body!

The cork hit him right in the left eye!

"Awoooooo!" Tang San covered his eyes.

He staggered backward!

As a result, his heel was firmly tripped by a wine bottle on the ground!

Clang!

He was fighting with the back of his head against the corner of the table, seeing stars!

In his panic, he grabbed at the tablecloth with his hands, flailing wildly.

Then pull hard.

Whoosh!

The entire tablecloth covered his face, completely obscuring him from head to toe.

The silver candlestick on the table rested precisely on his crotch, which was covered by a white cloth.

The candle miraculously did not go out, emitting wisps of smoke.

"Mom, look! Someone's dressed as a dead person!"

A clear, childlike voice rang out, filled with utter curiosity.

"Shh—Don't point randomly!"

"That's not a dead person!"

"That's a ghost, it's afraid of fire!"

"Then Daddy," the child tilted his head, "what would happen if I burned him?"

The father was stunned and before he could react, the child kicked over the candlestick!

The flames roared, scorching Tang San's crotch!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Tang San let out a bloodcurdling scream like a slaughtered pig!

Dad quickly poured the tea over the fire to put it out.

"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!"

The child scratched his head, "Sister, are you alright?"

But then he picked up the teapot and said, "I'll help too!"

But Tang San stared intently at the scalding hot tea in the child's hand!

She was immediately terrified and covered her crotch tightly.

"No! Don't come any closer!"

"Don't come any closer!!!"

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But it didn't work.

The teapot the child threw hit Tang San squarely in the crotch!

Click!

The teapot shattered!

The tea spilled!

"Ah—" Tang San's eyes almost popped out!

Is the fire out? Yes, it's out!

Does it still hurt? Of course it hurts!

It's just burns on top of burns.

"Damn it!" Tang San suddenly punched him.

But the next second, he fell heavily to the ground due to the pain, clutching his groin in agony.

The child was frightened and ran back to his father.

The child's father was also startled and quickly pulled the child away.

"I'm so sorry, classmate," he apologized repeatedly, "it's my fault for not disciplining him properly."

"How about this, I'll slap him, does that make you feel better?"

"Come on, one, two, three, clap clap!"

A slap landed,

Like a spring breeze on the face

Tang San clenched his teeth, making a grinding sound.

Are you using force?!

The child's father also realized that his acting was too fake, and smiled sheepishly.

Tang San grabbed the table leg and struggled to his feet.

But due to carelessness, he pulled his hip again, and the pain made him hiss!

Fortunately, the Blue Silver Emperor's bloodline kicked in, and the burns gradually subsided.

"Damn it," Tang San cursed under his breath, "Damn it!"

But to maintain his image as a tolerant person, he doesn't dare to pursue the matter too far!

"I'm fine, you can go." Tang San said reluctantly.

The child's father hesitated for a moment, but still put down a bill worth twenty gold soul coins.

She then helped the child up, apologized, and left.

Tang San sat slumped in the corner, utterly despondent.

Her dance skirt was burned in large sections, revealing her lower abdomen.

Should he be grateful that the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline turned him into a "girl"?

Otherwise, if someone sees the cleft in my lower abdomen, I'll be laughed at for who knows how long!

Tang San took a deep breath.

He hates!