Seeing Wubaijin compromised, Tanuki raised his head proudly, "Don't be so depressed, this name is so good, it's similar to my name, you should be excited."
Wu Baijin thought to himself, "I'm excited, I'm so excited about your second uncle! If I hadn't been afraid of death, I would have killed you and killed me a long time ago."
But he said, "Well, master, where are we going now? Don't you have some great ideals, can you tell me about it."
Just look at the civet cat with one hand behind its back, the other hand stroked its beard and said, "Well...it's okay to talk about it."
"Since my uncle came here, countless beauties have bowed to my handsome face, but there are only three of them! They are my lifelong ideals, and they are also people I have never been able to conquer."
As he said this, the guy shook his head, looking regretful and regretful, as if something big hadn't been done, that's a lonely and cold one.
But Wubaijin didn't understand, and after a while he said, "You mean that your lifelong dream is to pick up girls!"
"Hey, you can't say that..."
Wubaijin waved his hands, and was about to speak when he suddenly realized something and turned around, "How do you know the word pick up!"
Wu Baijin was taken aback, and thought for a while, "Well, I don't know, subconsciously... what do you mean by picking up girls?"
Wubaijin looked at this guy, and it didn't look like he was pretending.So, he just paused, and then continued: "It's not called picking up girls, this is performance art, understand? Under my leadership, our behavior is like art, this is performance art, understand?"
Wubaijin's face darkened, "Is this what performance art means? Why do I feel weird, I feel like you insulted the word."
"It must be, it must be. What? You want to question me?"
"Presumptuous! You are the boss and I am the boss? You have to recognize what a teacher-student relationship is! You should respect and love me, not question me!"
While talking, Wubaijin picked up a branch from somewhere and knocked on the former's forehead, a scene of education.However, Wubaijin is not very angry, because this civet cat is really cute.
Really, this is not an act, he is too cute, chubby, as long as it is not too much, it is really hard to make people angry.
"Okay, okay, master, I was wrong."
Wubaijin covered his head and begged for mercy, and when the civet cat stopped, he spoke again: "Then, who are those three people you mentioned?"
Wubaijin took a step back, and said while swinging the wooden stick, "These three, one of them is the eldest lady of the Shenli family, Miss Shenli Linghua who is known as Princess Bailu."
"The second one is the most sacred one of this rice wife, Thunder God, Shadow!"
"Of course, here's a reminder, it's Thor's shadow, not that broken puppet."
While talking, this guy was drawing, his flesh was trembling and cute, but it was very inconsistent with that old face.
In the end, the guy suddenly became quiet, took a deep breath, turned out to be a little blushing, and twisted his body.Just think about it, a civet cat, the fat civet cat twisted its body and spoke with a little embarrassment.
"The last one is of course my Lord Fox God."
"Ah~ the first two are just the goals I want to achieve, and my Yae Shenzi-sama, who is both intelligent and beautiful, is a dream that I have to complete in my life, and it is also a dream that I have to work hard to complete."
"One day, one day I will throw myself into her arms, rush into her arms, and hug her. At that time, even if I die, I will have no regrets~"
After speaking, this guy hugged himself with both hands, shaking for a while.The five hundred catties next to him were stupefied, thinking for the first time that it was too late for him to run, this civet cat was too much of a thing.
"Cough cough!"
Perhaps because he felt that he had lost his composure, the civet cat Wubaijin coughed, drew three circles on the ground with a branch, and then tapped on the ground.
"Come and see."
Five hundred catties passed.Tanuki Wubaijin pointed to the three circles below, "This is the three of them."
"They are so round."
Five hundred catties broke the opening.Civet cat Wubaijin knocked on the former's forehead again, "Talky, this is a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?"
Wu Baijin: "But you didn't use metaphors either."
Wubaijin: "Your idea is too little brother, there is no need to talk about this kind of thing."
Wu Baijin: "Brother? Am I not your apprentice? How did you become a younger brother?"
Five hundred gold: "Oh, this is a way of saying, you are too stupid to understand such profound knowledge."
Saying that, Wubaijin pointed to the first one, "Look, Miss Linghua in Shenli, she is a lady, she is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she is excellent in martial arts and also knows etiquette, she is also very kind to lead people, she is a perfect girlfriend. "
After speaking, this guy held his chin again, "However, she is not easy to break through, and she loves travelers."
After speaking, he clapped his hands again, "But don't worry, if the traveler is a younger sister, then we still have a chance, we can try."
Looking back at Wubaijin, seeing that this guy hadn't moved, he said, "Hey, you should make a move."
Five hundred catties: "Ah..................................... Good! Good good good! Master is great!"
Five hundred gold goes up and bangs!Just gave a sap, "It's too perfunctory! It's really annoying!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the second one, "This one, Ying! One of the seven gods, with superb martial arts skills! She is in a high position, and she has long legs. But this girl has a bad temper, and she has no body. She is in a state of consciousness. We can almost give up."
In the end, she pointed to the third one, who immediately twisted again, twisted her body and blushed and said, "Master Shenzi~My Lord Shenzi~"
Five hundred catties finally couldn't help it, go up!He punched him to the ground.
It's so cheap, I can't bear it.
Waiting for Wubaijin to get up, he looked at Wubaijin angrily, "Hey! Why are you beating me! My god son was beaten by you."
Wubaijin chuckled, "Hehehe, that, master, fantasies are always false, let's continue talking, is this Lord Shenzi also proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has everyone's demeanor."
"Forehead……"
Wubaijin was silent for a while, and finally shook his head, "This, probably not..."
Five hundred catties was also taken aback, I really didn't expect to guess wrong.So he coughed, "Isn't it because she is in a high position and admired by thousands of people?"
Wubaijin hesitated again, "Well, her status is indeed very high, but she is still far behind Ying, and she is not so admired by thousands of people."
Wubaijin was taken aback again, "This, this, this, this did not have the expected effect."
"Ahem!" Coughing five hundred catties and asked again, "Then she must be introverted and weak, making people have a desire to protect. But at the same time, she must also be noble and pure, like the pure wind blowing between this filthy earth." Come on, bring a clear stream."
Wubaijin shook his head decisively this time, "No, no, I can barely count the first two, and the last one has nothing to do with her half a dime."
"Then what is it that makes you such a chick! What's not what you like!"
Five hundred catties was broken by a stick.Looking at Wubaijin's face full of puzzlement.
Wubaijin still said coyly: "I don't know, I just like it, and!"
Looking up, "It's not just me, many people are like this, and I..."
"And if I hadn't picked up Master Shenzi back home, Xiaobao had turned a zombie, I wouldn't have missed it and finally crossed..."
Said suddenly reacted.He raised his head, picked up the broken wooden stick, and smashed five hundred catties, "No, what are you shouting! You can comment on me, Lord Shenzi? You only deserve to smell my fart, understand!"
The two guys almost didn't fight, and finally quarreled for a while, and the stopped five hundred gold pointed to the three circles below, "Look, our target is them. Let's forget about Thor, it's probably impossible, you just be my wingman , help me defeat Miss Shenli and Lord Shenzi."
"Master Shenzi is a must! You can't fail! Do you understand!"
Wubaijin nodded heavily, looked at the three circles on the ground, and finally turned around and asked, "Well, what is a wingman?"
Five hundred gold gave him a blank look, "Don't worry about it so much, just do what I say."
After finishing speaking, he reminded, "They are our ultimate goal. During this period, you should also cooperate with me, so that I can have a better chance to take advantage of it. No, pursue, pursue performance art."
............................................................
At the outlying island port, the remaining two ships of the Southern Cross fleet successfully landed.On the shore, the people who responded could not help but widen their eyes.
The two ships are now in tatters, with clearly visible traces, potholes, and even a ship's pole is broken.
It is unbelievable that the two ships entered the port.First of all, it is really a miracle that the boat can still sail like this. In addition, the Southern Cross fleet knows it well, and it is not the first time they have taken this road. what happened?
The boat docked, and below, a young man in red with short yellow hair looked at all this and couldn't help asking, "What's going on? What happened."
Seeing Beidou coming down from above and the wounded, the man stepped forward quickly, "What's going on? What happened?"
Beidou is a little tired now, and seeing the man smile wryly, "I have encountered some troubles. Originally, one of the three ships sank, and we almost confessed there."
The man was very surprised, after all, it wasn't the first time he met Beidou, and it was really the first time he saw her so embarrassed.
Behind them, Paimon and the others also came over.Beidou turned around, gave way to the man in front of him, and said at the same time, "This is Thomas, my partner at Daozao."
Thomas also said immediately: "Hello, my name is Thomas, nice to meet you."
Ying nodded, and then introduced herself: "Hi, my name is Ying."
The other people beside them also introduced themselves one by one.
"My name is Paimon."
"Hi, my name is Fengshan Jueyun, nice to meet you."
Until the last one, he came to Thomas, smiled slightly and finally said kindly: "Hello, my name is Wu Qiu..."
Chapter 430: This is called performance art
Not far from the port of the outlying island, two small heads popped out of a bush.They are surrounded by a layer of white mist, which is very conspicuous, but if you are an outsider, then you can find that there are no people at all, only two strange leaves.
Looking at the South Cross fleet in the distance, five hundred gold tongue "I go, so miserable, can Beidou be beaten like this at sea?"
Next to him, Wu Baijin was staring at the big boat in a daze, not listening to what Wu Baijin was saying next to him.
At this time, in his mind, the waves, thunderstorms, and those figures, as well as, the cold sea water, the heavy body, and the person approaching himself sinking into the sea, stretching out his hand to pull him up , girl.
However, Wubaijin couldn't see it clearly. Even when he wanted to recall it carefully, he found that the scene was like a naughty mouse, which existed for a moment and then disappeared, as if it had never been seen before. It didn't happen, it was just a fantasy.
"Hey, hey! Boy!"
A sudden voice interrupted Wu Baijin's thinking.When he reacted and looked around, he found Wubaijin pointing over there, "See, that beauty with short yellow hair, that's our goal too."
Hehe said with a smile, "Great, it's my sister, so Shenli is mine, I hope you don't miss Lily."
But then he helped his beard again, "However, besides little Pimeng and Sister Ying, what are those two next to him? One is very handsome, and the other is that wretched man with purple arms and bandages. Not a good person!"
And next to Wubaijin, who was in a daze for a moment when he heard the words Yingmei, he immediately grabbed the civet cat Wubaijin's head, "No, I don't agree!"
"I'm going! You're crazy! Let me go, let me go."
Civet cat Wubaijin waved his little paw and opened Wubaijin's hand, then glared at him dissatisfiedly, "Hey! Why are you crazy? You don't agree with anything."
He said, pointing at him with his little hand, "I asked you to be my wingman to help me, not to make trouble for you, hey!"
This time, Wubaijin was very firm, "I don't care, you can do whatever else you want, but that girl with yellow hair...you, you can't have thoughts."
"I say you!"
Civet cat Wubaijin originally wanted to talk to Wubaijin, but when he saw the determination in the former's eyes, he rolled his eyes: "Tsk tsk, Baijin, why are you so excited? Could it be... ...It was love at first sight?"
"I, I didn't..."
Five hundred catties blushed.The civet cat stroked its beard, with a look of seeing through everything, "No? Really?"
Wubaijin wanted to speak, but stopped as soon as he opened his mouth. In the end, he could only shake his head, "I don't know, I just feel that she is fine, and I am very happy to see her..."
Seeing the five hundred catties like that, the civet cat put his hands on his hips, "Look at your useless sample paper, leave this matter to my uncle!"
Five hundred catties was taken aback.Then I saw the civet cat with her hips on her hips, turned her head to face the five hundred catties, and looked like a master, "Hehehe, she is not my main target anyway, but you like it, little brother. Then, I will help you, I promise to let you chase after her!" to her."
"But……"
"No but." Wubaijin waved his hand.
"As long as you are my wingman, I promise to make you a beautiful woman."
"No, I want to say that I am your apprentice, not your younger brother. Master, you are wrong again."
Five hundred catties spread out with both hands.Then I saw the civet cat staggering, raised his head and looked at him with a look of hatred, "Why do you always want to tear me down, the posture I put on after all is gone."
They chatted intensely here, and Wu Qiu, who was talking with Thomas and the others, suddenly sensed something.Turning around, he looked in the direction where Wubaijin and the others were hiding.
"What's the matter, Qiuzi?"
Ying noticed Wu Qiu's strange opening.Wu Qiu hesitated for a moment and said, "It's okay, sister Ying, I just feel that there are people over there."
"is it?"
Ying's eyes narrowed slightly, she looked over there and then said, "Go and have a look."
"Ah."
Nodding, Wu Qiu and Ying passed by.Although the others felt strange seeing this scene, they followed it.
At this time, in the grass, there was a fight.
"Stinky boy! You don't respect the teacher! Take down my platform, see it as a teacher, I will clean up the door today."
The civet cat sounded.Next to him, Wu Baijin shouted, "It's obvious that you always have some unscrupulous thoughts. I'm stopping you. Do you understand?"
But soon, one person and one civet cat who were fighting stopped, because they saw a group of people walking towards this side.
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