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"Hey, fuck, is this your attitude of helping others?"
Just look at what she said, "It has a direct relationship with you being trash." Do you want to be so direct?What we say and what you say are not the same gratitude at all, okay?
Lorna might also feel that she slipped her tongue, so she hurriedly apologized, "No, no, that's not what I meant."
"Then what do you mean?" Wu Qiu and Paimeng looked at her, and the meaning was very simple, "Give us an explanation! Explain, quickly."
Lorna took a deep breath, "You also know that at this time, our Knights and the Hidden Stone Army are monitoring each other."
"At this time, any movement of our knights will be alerted and guarded against by the other party. Ying, who will compete tomorrow, must be the main target of the Hidden Stone Army, so this task is most suitable for you to go."
"Then why won't we be guarded when we go? You must know that we came with Sister Ying." Wu Qiu and Paimon asked curiously together.
"Because you are useless...cough cough, you are very ordinary, so you won't let others notice."
Lorna's eyes are very sincere.But neither Wu Qiu nor Paimeng accepted this trick.
"Hey, did you just say that we are trash?" Wu Qiu asked, staring at her!
Lorna waved her hand, "Why, you misheard."
"Then, how can we help you?" Paimon finally spoke, asking the crux of the problem as soon as he opened his mouth.
Lorna was straightforward, "I want you to go and steal the devil's organ."
"Ah! No, no, no!" Wu Qiu Paimeng refused decisively and neatly.What are you doing?play?Is this thing a steal?
At best, other people steal things through many traps.And if they want to steal this, it's in the belly of a wild boar. How can they steal it? Kill that pig?
"Impossible. We can't even beat that pig. When the time comes, we'll just use it as pig feed, so you should stop thinking about it."
Wu Qiuguo broke his mouth, his tone firm and without any room for negotiation.Nonsense, Wu Qiu is not a saint, Ying can express her kindness, it should be because she has that ability and strength, all I have to do is support her, because even if I fail, I don’t need to pay for it myself, and I don’t need to pay for it. can not afford.
But I am different. If I should feel sorry for others, I will agree to this and that.Not to mention my bad luck if I screw up, Ying will have to wipe her ass and solve her troubles.
Don't look at Wu Qiu's not-so-intelligent appearance, but in fact he sees his position very clearly.
Without that strength, don't create that kind of trouble.Follow Ying's back, be a good salted fish, fight if you can, lie down if you can't, and live steadily.
Chapter 45: Infiltrating
"Actually, you don't have to be so decadent. I think you have a pretty good brain."
Lorna started to attack again.Wu Qiu's heart was stagnant, "That's not what you said just now. Besides, we really can't help it, and we can't beat that pig, so give up."
But Lorna seemed to have seized the opportunity, reached out and took out a jelly bean-like pill from her bosom, "There's no need to take it, I'll give you this."
"What is this?" Wu Qiu took the pill.This thing is white and hard to the touch, just like the Mai Lisu that I ate.
"This is our special laxative. Let alone eating it, just licking it can make you go down a thousand miles."
"If you eat it, then congratulations, you don't want to go out of the toilet in the next three hours, and I guarantee that your soul will go to heaven."
Lorna spoke very vividly.Wu Qiu and Pai Mengna held the laxative in front of their eyes.Wu Qiu trembled when he heard Lorna's words, and threw the medicine away.
"Hey hey!" Lorna hurried forward to catch it, "Don't throw it away, I just made this one in a hurry, and it will be gone if you throw it away."
Wu Qiu swallowed, "I think I'm ruthless enough with chili peppers. You are more ruthless than me. This is so ruthless. You can be so ruthless with the pigs."
"Don't worry about these, how about it, do you want to do it now?" Lorna asked expectantly.Wu Qiu and Paimeng looked at each other, and they both saw the answer in each other's eyes.
A few minutes later, the knights outside the door looked at Wu Qiu and Paimeng with their waists on their waists and said, "I didn't expect that you really agreed. You are very brave."
Wu Qiu Paimeng's face was full of black lines, "Sister Ying, why did we promise you that you don't have any points in your heart?"
Wu Qiu was really afraid, if she didn't agree, if this Lorna played dirty and threw that laxative into her breakfast, then she would be finished.
Although thinking about it, I shouldn't do that, but I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.After all, Lorna seemed to be more unhappy with herself.
After asking for Fox's address, Wu Qiu and Paimon went out.Taking the public money given by Lorna outside, I ate several meals outside, which can be regarded as eating all that can be eaten in Hidden Stone City.
What?You ask why they keep eating.It's very simple, because both Wu Qiu and Paimeng belong to the type who can eat more when they are full.
After turning around several times, I finally came to squat near Foss's house.Just waited like that until late at night.
Among them, Wu Qiu and the others saw a man in white who looked even more handsome than himself.Just like that, he entered the house surrounded by a group of women.
Don't think about it, it must be Nafus.Not only because he was holding the pig next to him, but also because this guy had a jerk face.
It's almost time, it's also late at night, and everyone who should sleep is almost asleep.It was Wu Qiu Paimeng who came out from the corner.
The hidden stone army standing guard at the gate was dozing off.Carefully, Wu Qiu and the others walked along the outer wall to the side of the house.
There is no one here, so it is relatively safe.Wu Qiu gave Paimon a rope and asked her to fly up to tie the rope.
Paimon didn't lose the chain, picked up the rope and flew to the top of the wall, tied the rope three times, five times and two times, and made an OK gesture to Wu Qiu.
"Okay, look at me next. Bah! Bah!"
Spit in the palm of his hand, Wu Qiu grabbed the rope, stepped on the wall with his hands and feet, "Hey!"
The wall was too slippery, Wu Qiu slipped and hit the wall......
As soon as Paimeng covered his face, he felt that this operation would be over before it even started.And Wu Qiu rubbed his red nose, "Hey! I don't believe it."
Then hugging the rope, Gu Yong went up there, rubbing up bit by bit.Finally reached the top of the wall, Wu Qiu was as tired as a little chicken.
"Hey! Paimon, pull, give me a hand."
Pai Meng nodded, then grabbed Wu Qiu's hair and plucked it.
"Ah! Don't you know that there is no other place to pull it besides the hair!"
Wu Qiu spoke angrily with a suppressed voice.Paimon smiled smugly, but finally came behind Wu Qiu and pushed his butt up.
"Poor-"
Suddenly, there was a sound of fart, and a ball of gas was ejected from Wu Qiu's body.Don't underestimate this fart, just how powerful Wu Qiu farts it.
What Wu Qiu ate tonight can only be described as miscellaneous.Then eat whatever you see, as long as it tastes good, put it in your mouth.
With so many things, the fart released can easily see a cloud of yellow smoke in the dark night.
Paimon just got up, and then he was shrouded in smoke.Immediately, he took a poisoned look, stared at Wu Qiu, and pointed at Wu Qiu, "You..."
Wu Qiu gave a shy smile, "Hey, I let you pull my hair all the time, now you know how good I am..."
Before Wu Qiu could finish speaking, Pai blindfolded and passed out.Seeing this, Wu Qiu hurriedly stabilized his body, and caught Paimeng in one go.
"Hey, Paimon, little Paimon! Can't you really faint? Oh! Get up!"
Wu Qiu was shaking for a while, shaking for a while.But there were small whirlpools in Paimon's eyes, it seemed that he was really dizzy.
"Oh! It's over, I didn't do anything. Teammate, lie down first. Hey~ pig teammate, if you hang up at the beginning of the game, you should be banned directly, er... Although Paimon's hangup is due to him unplugging her network cable. "
I had no choice but to carry Paimon on my shoulders and go down by myself bit by bit.Although the wall wasn't too high, it wasn't too short either. Coupled with the fact that it was dark, Wu Qiu was really a little scared.
Pull up the rope, then throw it into the courtyard, and then go down the rope by yourself.This process is very slow. After all, I am here to steal things now. This is a very fresh experience for Wu Qiu, who was just an otaku.
"Slowly, slowly, bit by bit, oh fuck! My hand slipped!"
In his heart, Wu Qiu told himself to be slow and careful, but in the end his hands slipped.It was a slippery and slippery Wu Qiu went down.
Bang!He sat down on the ground.Wu Qiu felt his butt was numb, numb and swollen.
"What the hell is this broken wall! Paint it!"
After complaining, Wu Qiu stood up.First, confirm the things on your body.
Paimon, it's all right, sleeping soundly on his shoulders.The original embryo of the one-handed sword is fine, it makes sense, after all, this thing is old and strong.
The last laxative.It's okay, I'm protecting myself very well.
It is the secret weapon that I brought, and I sprinkled a lot of chili powder.But not too much, the rest is enough.
There is no big problem, Wu Qiu just started to look around.In fact, Wu Qiu wanted to see where it was at the first time, but it was too dark around, and the moonlight was not good tonight, and his sight was severely blocked, so it was difficult to know exactly where he was.
However, Cong Wuqiu's observation of this house guessed that his location should be the outer garden.And the location of the wild boar is at the innermost part of the house, on the side of the room where Foss lives.
This house is very large, divided into three courtyards: inner, outer and outer.Among them, the inner courtyard is where the owner of the house lives, and the middle courtyard is where some servants of some status live.
And the outer courtyard is where Wu Qiu is staying now.This is the outer garden, which can be said to be the outermost part of the house. If you walk inside, you can reach the residence of the lowest servants.
"Isn't this sick? Why do you build such a big house? Do you think you are one of those sects who cultivate immortals? There are inner and outer cores."
Just when Wu Qiu was scolding his mother in his heart, suddenly!A few people seem to be coming from a distance.Wu Qiu's heart tightened, and he hurriedly hid in the darkness, and looked through the light from afar.
That's three women.It seems that they are all servants, wearing the clothes of servants, walking in this direction while chatting.
It's just that they are still some distance away from Wu Qiu, so Wu Qiu is not afraid of them finding out.Just seeing these three people, Wu Qiu had an immature idea in his heart.
That... do you want to see my women's clothing?
I guess you've already guessed what I'm up to.This kind of thing often appears in film and television dramas and novels, and it is very easy to use.
But Wu Qiu hesitated.It is difficult for Wu Qiu to snatch women's things, or clothes.
And "women's clothing is too detrimental to the image, brother Qiu and I are shameless."
"But think about it, who can know about my women's clothing now? Paimon fainted, and if I go over and knock these three women out, who will know about my women's clothing?"
So, after a brief struggle in his heart, Wu Qiu still decided to do it.After all, it's not safe here, and it would be really dangerous if found out.
So, Wu Qiu quietly groped to the path that the three of them must pass, waiting for the three of them to approach.
The three women were talking and laughing, unaware that someone was watching them.When they approached, Wu Qiu seized the opportunity and jumped in front of the three of them.
"Hi, three beauties..."
"what!!!!!"
Before Wu Qiu could finish speaking, the woman in the lead screamed, then raised her hand and slapped her.
Then just listen to bang!With a bang, Wu Qiu spun three times in the air before landing.
The air was quiet, and the three women hugged each other and looked at Wu Qiu.Wu Qiu also stood up at this time, looked at the position where he landed after jumping out just now, and looked at his current position...
"That girl, if I'm not mistaken, your slap sent me flying four meters away, right?"
The leading girl testified for a long time before she nodded hesitantly.
"Why are you so strong?" Wu Qiu asked with a question mark on his face.The girl also answered with some uncertainty: "I don't know either, subconsciously... No! Who are you? What are you doing here!"
Finally reacting, the girl asked vigilantly.Wu Qiu also reacted, "That's right, what are you going to do?"
"Yes, yes, robbery." So Wu Qiu's face revealed a ferocious look, "robbery!"
The three girls were terrified when they heard about the robbery, and one of the timid girls was even more terrified: "Yes, but we have no money."
Wu Qiu waved his hand, "I don't want money!"
"No money, then, what do you want?"
"What do you want?" Wu Qiu showed a mysterious smile, "Do you need to say that? Take off my clothes!"
The three women were startled, and they all backed away.The leading woman even scolded: "The prostitute!"
"Hey, don't get me wrong, I just want your clothes, and then you can sleep here for another night, and you will be fine tomorrow morning."
Brothers, is it okay for me to explain this way?They can't get it wrong, can they?
Chapter 46: Green Feather
Wu Qiu felt that there was no problem with what he expressed.But obviously, the other party misunderstood, and the misunderstanding was very deep. The way he looked at Wu Qiu was like looking at a hooligan.
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Wu Qiu didn't care about it either, so he suppressed his throat and stared fiercely at the three women, as if if you don't listen to me, I'll rush up and bite you to death.
The three women backed away, really startled by Wu Qiu.Seeing that Wu Qiu was about to approach, the timid girl couldn't hold back anymore and opened her mouth to scream.
"Don't call!"
Of course Wu Qiu couldn't let her bark, so he jumped on her without saying a word.Wu Qiu's action really worked, the woman might have been frightened by Wu Qiu too, she turned out to be nestled in another woman's arms and didn't cry out, her open mouth was closed immediately.
Wu Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, but something happened that he never expected.The braver woman in the lead retreated when she saw Wu Qiu rushing up.
But he just took a few steps back, then gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, raised his foot towards Wu Qiu and kicked him.
This was so sudden that Wu Qiu felt as if someone had hit his chest with a sledgehammer!It's like turning around, and the whole person flies more than six meters away.
"Cough cough cough! Cough!!!"
When it hit the ground, Wu Qiu coughed several times, struggled for a long time, and then didn't get up.
Then the scene was quiet again.Wu Qiu raised his head and looked at the woman in charge with a bewildered expression.
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