"Well, let's go right away!" Nangong Wentian said.
Everyone was just about to leave, and they hadn't taken a few steps yet.
But I saw a dark cloud floating in the sky not far away.
It was said to be dark clouds, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a large group of cockroaches.
They grinned and flew towards this side.
"Niehehe, some human beings who are not afraid of death have come to our territory!"
"Ah? Cockroach!" Wen Ya was startled.
Suddenly, he hid behind Nangong Wentian, poked his head out and looked out.
"There are so many cockroaches..." Yu Linglong's expression was unnatural.
"Also, the body shape is exaggerated, almost half the size of a human being."
Xiao Taixu swallowed nervously.
The cockroaches looked at Jiang Chen and his party, in shock.
"Hey, why didn't you get poisoned, didn't you eat the food we bitten?"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone's expressions suddenly became extremely exciting.
What?The food we ate before was bitten by these big cockroaches?
No wonder it got poisoned all of a sudden!
And... how disgusting.
The Jade Spirit Dragon and the Sky Crystal Beast almost didn't spit it out.
The Ice Dragon King was furious, and scolded: "Presumptuous, you let me eat this pickled thing!"
"I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
One of the cockroaches touched its head and asked, "Isn't this what you want to eat?"
"Damn, dare to talk back, watch!"
The Ice Dragon King leaped into the air.
Raising the sharp claws, it is a sweep.
"Ahh!" The cockroaches were sent flying, screaming again and again.
"Let's go together too!" Nangong Wentian said.
The crowd took off.
"Big fireball!" Xiaolong spewed a lot of flames from his mouth.
Five or six cockroaches were instantly burned to coke.
"Everyone, cockroaches are pests with a long history and don't need to be purified. Let's go ahead and eliminate them!"
Nangong Wentian shouted loudly.
Jiang Chen nodded slightly, and pulled the strings of the Suzaku bow to full.
next moment.
Whoosh whoosh!Whoosh whoosh!Whoosh whoosh!
Nine arrows pierced through the air, and hot flames radiated out, forming a huge Suzaku.
"Wow—!"
Suzaku let out a crisp cry.
Waving its crimson wings, it swooped forward.
Suzaku's sacred fire echoed in the air.
In an instant, most of the cockroaches were burned to death.
"Cold, ice, break—!"
Nangong Wentian held the Sky Crystal Sword and slashed at the remaining cockroaches!
An ice dragon rushed out and wreaked havoc in the arena.
"Don't come here!" Bei Mingxue took the Shennong ruler and waved it, with a strong wind.
Soon, there was only one cockroach left.
That cockroach looked at the ferocious Jiang Chen and his party, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
So scary, are all the villains?
"Look at the trick!" Nangong Wentian raised his sword, intending to deal with it.
"Hero, have mercy!"
The cockroach was scared to pee on the spot and kowtowed on the ground.
Boom boom boom!
"Ask God, wait a minute!"
Jiang Chen said suddenly.
"Leave one alive to lead the way, let's go and destroy their lair!"
"Okay." Nangong Wentian nodded, "Lead the way!"
The cockroach immediately became serious when it heard that.
"Hmph! If you want me to betray my companion, never..."
Seeing this, Nangong Wentian's eyes froze.
The Sky Crystal Sword swung horizontally and rested on the cockroach's neck.
"Hero, please follow me!"
The cockroach immediately stood up and walked forward.
Crisp and crisp, without sloppy.
Jiang Chen and the others looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitching.
This is also... too sincere.
Everyone followed the big cockroach into a dark cave.
Came to a spacious venue.
There is something like a large toilet directly in front of you.
On the toilet seat, stood a slovenly man.
The hair was disheveled, surrounded by a swarm of flies, and looked dirty.
There were already quite a few people present, all standing in place, looking up at this man.
Jiang Chen and the others stood behind the crowd, looking around.
"Who is he?" Jiang Chen asked.
"General Unsanitary, our master."
The cockroach said in a low voice.
"I see." Jiang Chen nodded slightly.
boom! !With a knife in one hand, the cockroach fell into a coma on the spot.
"Master, what should we do now?" The Ice Dragon King asked, "Do you need..."
The Ice Dragon King stretched out his claws and gestured in front of his neck.
"No hurry, let's see what the hell this unhygienic general is up to." Jiang Chen's eyes flickered.
Nangong Wentian and the others thought so too.
Wait and see what happens before making plans.
The unhygienic general stood on the toilet seat, looked at the crowd below, opened his hands, and said impassionedly.
"Hi everyone! Welcome to my lectures voluntarily!"
Hearing this, everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
God is so voluntary, didn't you send an army of cockroaches to capture us?
"I am under the order of Lord Poison Prince to govern this area.
My method is very simple, as long as you obey, I will definitely not make things difficult for you. "
General Unsanitary said.
"So, what do you want us to do?"
A villager asked.
"It's very simple! As long as you are as unhygienic as I am!"
The unhygienic general scratched his head and said.
"Uh..." Jiang Chen and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Then, what is considered unhygienic?"
Ximen Xiao asked suspiciously.
"I'm an example."
The unhygienic general pointed to his head.
"First of all, start from scratch, never cut your hair no matter how long it is, never wash it no matter how dirty it is..."
Buzzing, a swarm of flies and fleas circled around the head of the unsanitary general.
The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, it really started from the "head"!
Unhygienic General, continue the tirade.
Nothing like washing your face or brushing your teeth.
Anyway, why is it unhygienic, how come.
What Jiang Chen and the others heard was that their scalps felt numb.
There were little stars in Ximen Xiao's eyes, "It feels so easy to do this!"
Yu Linglong frowned, "Ah Xiao, if you don't pay attention to hygiene, we will all hate you."
"Um, well then, I'll keep it clean." Ximen Xiao scratched his head.
The unhygienic general stretched out his feet blackened into the bottom of the pot, and continued.
"Needless to say, the feet don't need to be washed!"
"You don't even need to cut your nails..."
"Shut up!" The Ice Dragon King interrupted in a deep voice.
"Stop barking here!"
"Ah?" General Unhygienic was startled when he heard this.
"What do you mean?"
boom--! !
A wave of air surged.
Jiang Chen's figure was like a ghost, appearing in front of the unhygienic general.
He stretched out his fist and blasted out.
"No other meaning, beat you!"
......
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