type moon, but follower is tom

I saw a unified operation of sparks and lightning, and this thing that was originally an iron bucket was welded to the left side of the chariot, very neatly.

Afterwards, Tom took out a linen pocket from Bai Song's blind spot, put it on the ground, opened it immediately, and took out weapons one after another from it.

This is exactly what Bai Song pulled out from Hong A's ass before, that huge pile of counterfeit and shoddy treasures.

Well...Although it is a counterfeit product, you can say whether it is a Noble Phantasm.

After taking out all these counterfeit treasures, Tom put them one by one into the iron barrel that had just been welded on the left side of the chariot.

The number of counterfeit and shoddy treasures is 24, and the number of prefabricated ammunition nests in the iron barrel is exactly 24. If Tom has not secretly counted the number of treasures before this, no one can believe it.

In this way, although the main body of this chariot has not been completed, the first ammunition rack has been installed, and even the ammunition has been installed.

Another round of hammering followed, and the main body of the vehicle was installed.

It's just... no matter what Bai Song thinks, he still can't understand. Obviously, the battery car only has two tires, why does Tom have enough parts to install four tires for this chariot?

And the parts of the vehicle are completely out of date. A small eDonkey made an F1 racing car with parts.

What's more, this newly built tank even has 10 engines!

The volume of this engine is almost as large as that of the entire battery car before it was demolished.

Looking at the F1-type chariot that was constantly taking shape in front of him, Bai Song looked down at the battery that Tom and Jerry hadn't taken yet, and had deep doubts.

This bastard... can drive this 10-cylinder racing car?

Chapter 202 Nuclear Powered Chariot?!

If this can be driven by a broken battery, then nuclear fusion may not be going on in the battery.

Otherwise, how could it be possible to drive a 10-cylinder F1 car? Isn't this funny?

And this F1 car is not an ordinary F1 car, it is still pretending to be a missile nest, and now Tom and Jerry are constantly adding various super F1 chariots.

If this really drives it, then Bai Song can only say a word to this small battery.

That is...you are really a heifer sitting in a steamer, so awesome!

No matter what Bai Song thinks in his heart at this time, Tom and Jerry don't think there is anything wrong with the chariot they made, and they are still loading a lot of things that Bai Song can't understand. thing.

The only thing that is exposed now is the missile nest on the far left, but what is certain is that there is absolutely no way this chariot has only one attack method.

There are no less than five side chainsaws, tail throwing nail pods, etc. that Bai Song can understand!

Not to mention, Tom and Jerry also installed a bunch of strange gadgets that Bai Song couldn't understand.

The only thing Bai Song could understand, and it wasn't an offensive part, was probably a rocket injector installed at the end of this F1 chariot.

After seeing this rocket injector, Baek Song... was speechless.

He didn't understand, was there something wrong with his description, or did Tom and Jerry have their own unique perception of the so-called chariot?

Why does a racing car running on the ground have a rocket injector the size of a washbasin as its own chrysanthemum?

Only ten minutes have passed since the beginning, and this chariot has already taken shape in front of Bai Song. Except that the cockpit has not been installed, everything is ready.

But...the problem is in the cockpit.

Jerry built the cockpit to his size, apparently intending it to be a racer.

Like Jerry, Tom also built himself a cockpit that fits his own size. Obviously, all the buttons, joysticks, etc. are all made according to his own size.

Tom and Jerry, who were only installed in the cockpit, did not intend to show weakness at all, so that they were about to fight.

And the fact is that it is.

I saw the two little ones put the cockpit in their hands aside, and rushed together to fight.

To use a more appropriate sentence to describe it, this is the friendly involution (physics) between cats and mice.

Seeing that the two started to fight each other, Bai Song had no choice but to slap his face helplessly, "Well... what I was most worried about finally happened."

But just fight, because true feelings come out of fighting, whether it's on the battlefield or in bed.

However... just when Bai Song pampered the cat and the mouse in such a Buddhist manner, he suddenly discovered that they were fighting while moving, and the direction of movement... was just created. Good tank!

Seeing this, Bai Song was so shocked that he didn't care what he was thinking before, and stopped repeatedly.

"Stop...you stop! Don't fight any more!"

However, the two little ones, who had knocked out the pig's brain, obviously wouldn't listen carefully to what Bai Song was shouting at this time.

In desperation, Bai Song had no choice but to use his trump card, "Spike, go!"

Under Bai Song's order, after confirming that Bai Song had no intention of encroaching on his wife again, Spike, who had already relaxed, rushed decisively at the cat and the mouse.

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30 seconds later.

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A cat and a mouse each carried a few big bags, smiling face to face and shaking hands with each other very harmoniously.

Looking at the cat and the mouse that had returned to a friendly state again, Bai Song was very satisfied, and said with great relief, "This is how cats and mice should live together peacefully."

After shaking hands, Tom and Jerry pointed to the cockpit simultaneously, and then set their eyes on Bai Song.

Obviously, the two of them want Bai Song to decide who is in charge of driving this chariot. It seems that they both really want to compete as racing drivers.

Seeing this, Bai Song said after sinking his body for a while, "Why don't we just drive a car together?"

Choosing one of them will obviously cause the other to be unhappy, but well, if you don't choose from these two, Bai Song's options are only him and Spike, that silly dog.

I don't mention it myself, after all, his legs are broken, and he can't use his third leg to pedal.

Then look at Spike... Well, people with low IQ will let a stupid dog drive a racing car. This is purely because they don't want to win.

In order not to favor one side, in Bai Song's view, driving a racing car at the same time is probably the best solution to this dispute, right?

When Bai Song said this seemingly constructive suggestion, but it was actually He Sini's suggestion, Tom and Jerry looked at each other, and the two little eyes lit up at the same time.

Obviously, the two of them think that this is very feasible!

Seeing that the cat and the mouse were very satisfied with his judgment, Bai Song said decisively.

"Since you all agree, let's do it."

Hearing this, the cat and the mouse looked at each other, and decisively walked towards the chariot with their own cockpit at the same time, very determined.

Looking at the backs of the two little ones, Bai Song nodded in satisfaction, then continued to lie on the plastic chair at the food stall and continued to rest.

Although I didn't do anything today, I was really lucky.

While thinking this way, Bai Song closed his eyes happily, and began to close his eyes to rest his mind. He didn't relax well this morning.

Not long after, the banging sound from the direction of the chariot slowly stopped.

Bai Song guessed in his heart, this probably means that it has been reformed, right?Ever since, Bai Song opened his eyes.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he was amazed by this chariot. Although the paint on it was very simple red, Bai Song was very satisfied with the uneven body.

Only 50 centimeters from the front of the car, there is a small cockpit, obviously this size is reserved for Jerry.

Immediately following that is a seat that fits Tom, while the third is...  

Bai Song suddenly realized that there seemed to be one more seat, and it was obviously not Spike's size, so he asked with a question mark on his face, "Huh? Why is there a third seat?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words were said, Tom and Jerry decisively pointed their fingers at Bai Song Ben Song.

"......I?"

Hearing this, the cat and mouse nodded at the same time.

The corner of Bai Song's mouth twitched a few times, and he said with an expression of disbelief.

"You expect me to drive as a disabled person?"

Chapter 203 The opening day of the racing competition!

After a series of hand gestures, Bai Song finally figured out what Tom and Jerry were thinking.

First of all, Jerry sits at the front and is in charge of controlling some of the weapons as well as the brakes and the horn.

Then there's Tom, which sits in the middle and also controls some of the weapons and the horn, and then you have to control the throttle...um...or is it called a switch?

The third seat is occupied by Bai Song, who has just broken his left leg. He is not responsible for controlling the weapon, but needs to control the steering wheel and honk the horn.

"What kind of ghost animal driving division is this, hello?!"

Bai Song couldn't help covering his face with his hands as if closing himself. He originally thought that the so-called division of labor between Tom and Jerry was that one was in charge of using weapons and the other was in charge of driving the chariot.

In the end, he thought of Wan Wanmei, and the two little ones made a show.

arms?Let's take control together!drive?Let's take control together!trumpet?Let's take control together!

With such an operating system, if they can win tomorrow, it is estimated that all the players except them did not prepare their own chariots, but chose to drive the toddler bicycles provided by the organizer (note: with training wheels).

Moreover, it must be ensured that there is not even a single rider of the rider class in the competition.

Rider-class servants with riding skills, not to mention driving a baby bicycle, even riding a rocking car, can torture themselves and cats and mice!

Especially when the steering wheel is controlled by oneself, it is definitely sent.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

Hearing this, the cat and the mouse looked at each other and nodded resolutely.

"Not changed?"

One cat and one mouse nodded again, with the same resolute attitude.

"Okay, let's go." Bai Song's eyes darkened, and he knew that even if the other party felt that he was biased, he had to designate who would drive and who would control the weapon.

Just rehearsing in his mind the scene of a cat, a mouse and a person controlling the vehicle at the same time, Bai Song felt that there was no hope of winning the championship.

Instead of looking forward to winning the championship, it is better to wait for the next game in this Laoshizi Paradise.

The bad news is that they may be the fastest combination to be eliminated in the game.

The good news is that they may be the fastest to prepare for the next combination.

In short, no matter what, the reality is that there is no need to work hard to fight anymore, just let it go.

At noon, Bai Song went to use Gudazi's free whoring ticket to go whoring twice, and packed one of the food for Spike, which was purely a reward for Spike's meritorious service in beating Cu Chulainn.

In the evening, Bai Song used the last chance of whoring for nothing today, and exchanged for a roast chicken.

Obviously, Bai Song wanted to prevent the three underlings from quarreling over who owned the two chicken legs.

Therefore, with such a fearless spirit of sacrifice, Bai Song decisively chose to show off the two thighs and two chicken wings by himself.

Then the roast chicken with no legs and no wings was cut into two sections from the middle, the lower body belonged to Spike, and the upper body was split in half from the middle, and Tom and Jerry each got half.

It can be said that the three bowls of water are flat and not tilted at all.

What is fairness?This horse riding is called fairness!

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The next morning, around 9 o'clock.

"Mm~ah, um..." Bai Song's eyes moved a few times, and then slowly opened them.

What caught Bai Song's eyes was a dirty and messy dead end. If Tom and Jerry hadn't jointly made a tent, then he would really have slept in the open air.

Although the so-called tent is actually a matchbox built with unknown wood, and then a large enough tarpaulin is placed horizontally on the hollow matchbox.

Because of this, the front and back are empty, and there is no door.

Fortunately, the back is against a wall of the alley, so the empty back can be regarded as non-existent, and it can be regarded as sleeping with the door open all night.

Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Bai Song took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

"It's already 9:59? Damn it!" After seeing the time, Bai Song suddenly became less sleepy, and came forward in shock, "Oh!"

The moment he stood up, Bai Song felt Zuo Jio's extremely intense pain.

At this moment, Bai Song remembered that he broke his left foot yesterday.

However, Bai Song's pain was not in vain. With just this yell, all the sleeping cats and mice lying on the ground were awakened by Bai Song.

Except for Spike, who was sleeping like a dead dog, although he was sleeping on Bai Song's right side, the yell just now didn't wake him up.