The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Hmm... the spiritual power in the sword is okay, but the material is a bit poor."

After eating, Sister Yin licked the corner of her mouth and commented:

"Generally speaking... average."

"you……!"

The head of the femininity in the palace dress is about to smoke:

"You damn stinky zombie, I never thought you would be so crazy with only one head left! Back then you bullied me by the Huai River and even forgot about me, but now your younger generation is still bullying my apprentice! I must be good today! I will teach you a lesson...you asked for this, don't blame me for bullying the disabled!"

"... After all, do you still want to fight?"

Sister Yin sneered, and hooked her finger at the woman in palace costume:

"Then come on? Think I'm afraid of you when I only have a head left? You couldn't beat me back then, why are you so confident now? Speaking of which, I seem to have a little impression of you...

I remember at that time that I had just had a fight with a few decent guys, and I was a little hungry, and a little girl who didn't know how to be high and low offered to deliver it, and I was full of food... Is it you?

I still remember...you seemed to be calling yourself...Heir of the Moon Palace? "

Chapter 235

"How dare you mention that? Go to hell!"

The woman in palace attire couldn't bear it any longer, all the flying swords around her turned into sword lights, and shot at Sister Yin.

"Hahahaha...then let's fight!"

Sister Yin laughed a few times before separating the heads.

Her head flew high, with gusts of sinister wind, breathing out purple poisonous mist.

Her body transformed instantly like a Transformer, turning into a combat weapon full of weapons.

The two soon fought in the mountains, and the entire mountain field was full of swords and winds.

In the case of similar objective strength, attribute restraint often becomes the key to victory or defeat.

Just like Sister Yin didn't dare to fight [Zhang Tianshi] who was proficient in Thunder and Fire Immortal Art, the moon palace immortal cultivator with ice attribute spiritual power also had a great disadvantage in fighting Sister Yin.

So, even though Miss Yin, who only had her head left, was not as strong as before, she still won.

"you……!"

The woman in the palace costume was panting and held by Miss Yin, her face was a little complicated:

"I didn't expect to lose to you again... Come on! Hurry up!"

After she finished speaking, she pulled off the collar herself, revealing her snow-white neck, raised her head high, and closed her eyes, as if she was waiting for something.

"Huh...what's the matter? I've been addicted to it once I've had a full meal?"

Sister Yin raised her eyebrows amusedly, and pulled the collars of the women in court clothes together again:

"Then I'm afraid you will be disappointed... Ever since I was slashed by the emperor, I have never sucked a mouthful of human blood. Now I only like to eat meat.

How about... I bite you twice?You seem to have a lot of flesh on your body, especially here..."

"No!"

The woman in the palace costume was terrified, and no longer cared about her appearance, she rolled over while clutching her chest, and escaped from Sister Yin's attack range.

"Hahahahaha..."

Sister Yin didn't stop her either, she just leaned forward and back with a smile:

"I probably understand why Dandan bullied your apprentice... It's really interesting for people from your sect to tease you."

"You...! Hmph, it really is that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!"

The woman in palace costume stomped her feet angrily after standing up, she didn't look like she was hundreds of years old at all:

"We won't let you go! Just wait and see!"

"and many more!"

Seeing that the woman in palace costume wanted to leave after finishing her speech, Sister Yin called her to stop.

She searched for a while on the body of the puppet that had regained its human form, then took out a mobile phone and threw it at the woman in palace costume:

"Take this, go back and let your apprentice take a look. If she really wants to attack Dandan, she must first understand the common sense of modern society."

"……what do you mean?"

The woman in palace costume didn't refuse after taking the phone, but was very puzzled.

"Actually nothing."

Sister Yin narrowed her eyes and smiled softly:

"It's just that the two juniors in my family show their affection in front of me every day, and I plan to give them a little surprise.

The relationship between young girls... just needs more people to be lively and interesting, right? "

"...It turns out that you are still a disrespectful fellow!"

The woman in palace costume gave Sister Yin a complicated look, but she still put her phone away.

"Old? I'm only over 500 years old. I'm the youngest among the top zombies. How old am I?"

Sister Yin smiled and shook her fingers, then pondered for a while:

"If my news is correct... In the near future, there will be a large-scale event in Fusang County. My family Dandan will probably go there, so you can let your apprentice seize the opportunity."

"Fusang County? The island further east in the East China Sea? I understand."

The woman in palace costume nodded, seeing that Sister Yin had no intention of speaking, she turned into a sword light and flew away.

The flying speed of Yujian is very fast, and the flying speed of this kind of human sword is even faster.

In just a few minutes, the woman in palace attire traveled thousands of kilometers from Zhongyuan County to a mountain in the southeast of Kyushu.

Passing through the fairy enchantment that prevents ordinary people from entering, a gorgeous palace suspended on the top of the mountain appears in front of the women in palace costumes.

This is the Moon Palace—the sect with the strongest individual combat power and the most mysterious in the Ancient Immortal League.

Bowing slightly to the direction of several patriarchs who have been practicing in closed doors all year round, the woman in palace attire stepped into the palace, found a certain room with ease, and knocked on the door.

"Concubine? Are you there?"

"Not here!"

An angry voice came soon.

"This child..."

The woman in palace costume was half pampered and half helpless, she pushed her forehead, and pushed the door open:

"I'm in."

Inside the house, there is a girl in a blue skirt with a heavy chest, holding a rapier and dancing on a stone slab, carving a woman in a short skirt into shape.

The girl wielding the sword is of course the Little Sword Immortal Concubine Muyue. In addition to her strong spiritual power and superb swordsmanship, her carving skills seem to be quite superb.

In just a few minutes, a character that almost resembles someone comes to life on the slate.

However, the carved little sword fairy stared at the slate for a while, and became more and more angry. Finally, he directly unsheathed the sword, and the sword light shot out:

"Bastard! Scum girl! Start messing and abandon! Wolf-hearted! Go to hell!"

Brush brush brush brush!

A work of art that is good enough to be placed in the exhibition hall was completely shredded shortly after it was completed.

Then Little Sword Immortal stared at the shattered stone slab and continued to be in a daze. After she was in a daze, she would take out a new stone slab and continue to carve.

"Hey……"

The woman in palace costume sighed deeply...

She couldn't remember how many times she had seen this scene.

Ever since Little Sword Immortal came back from attending the Demon Hunting Conference, he would either go out and beat up anyone he saw, or he would repeatedly carve and smash the stone slabs at home.

"Master~Father~."

Seeing the woman in palace attire approaching, Xiao Jianxian temporarily stopped, rushed up and hugged her master's arm and shook it coquettishly:

"Have you found a more powerful fairy sword and sword formula? I can't bear it anymore. I really want to find that bastard right now!"

...You were already the strongest in our sect three years ago, and even you can't beat her, so what can I do?

The woman in palace costume complained helplessly in her heart, but she just smiled inscrutablely on her face.

She didn't answer Little Sword Fairy's question directly, but just patted her apprentice's head comfortingly, and took out the cell phone that Sister Yin gave her:

"There is a saying in the art of war: attacking the heart is the most important thing.

Concubine, your cultivation has already stepped into the fairyland with half a foot. It can be said that you have reached the peak of immortal cultivators in this world, and it is difficult to go further in a short time.

So...why not try to take the slant of the sword? "

"The sword goes sideways? Is it attacking the heart?"

Little Sword Fairy nodded as if realizing something, and took the phone:

"Then... what is this? That bastard is using this thing to treat me... hmph!"

Thinking of the shameful pictures of herself being photographed, Xiao Jianxian's face turned red instantly.

"This is the most essential and important prop in modern life."

The woman in palace costume smiled slightly:

"There is also a saying in the art of war: Know yourself and the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles.

Concubine, since you want to attack her heart, you must first understand her. "

Chapter 236 Special software for girls?

"Know yourself and the enemy, can you win a hundred battles..."

Little Sword Fairy kept murmuring these words, his eyes became brighter and brighter:

"It makes sense! The reason why she chose that foreign witch and abandoned me is probably because we don't know each other well enough!

After I get to know her first, I will find a way to let her know me... She will definitely know my goodness, get rid of that witch, and marry me...

Thank you, Master, as expected, you are more capable! "

mua~

As Xiao Jianxian spoke, he shook the arm of the woman in palace attire, and kissed her on the cheek.

"Hahaha……"

The woman in the palace costume laughed dryly twice, forcibly held back the corners of her mouth that wanted to twitch, and slowly stepped back and walked out of Xiao Jianxian's room:

"Then concubine, work hard on your own... as a teacher, you still need to clean up, so I won't bother you."

"Ok!"

Little Sword Fairy nodded energetically:

"Don't worry, Master, I will definitely bring her back as soon as possible, and then I will entrust you with the wedding!"

"... Concubine, as long as you are happy."

After seeing off the master and closing the door again, Xiao Jianxian kicked off his shoes in a rather disrespectful manner, and lay on his bed with his mobile phone in his arms.

She has been very interested in this thing for a long time, but unfortunately restricted by the family rules, she can only be greedy in her heart.

Now that it was handed over to me by the master, it should be fun, right?

Xiao Jianxian suppressed the excitement in his heart, and turned on the phone smoothly.

She is a real genius, and she can comprehend in an instant the methods of cultivating immortals that are difficult for ordinary people to understand, not to mention operating smart phones that are becoming more and more foolish?

Relying on the screen peeked in He Dan's leg ring, and his own exploration and research, Xiao Jianxian mastered the general usage of the mobile phone in just a few minutes.

Now the only gap between her and ordinary modern young people is that she doesn't know enough about various apps.

"Weibo?"