The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Some of the more cruel experiments that may even be fatal will be carried out on him.

"...Bitch! Bitch! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to suck your blood dry, strip you naked, throw you on the street, and make you a public toy!

After you die, I'll have bedbugs and mice to eat too... Woo! "

Snapped!

Faced with such foul language, He Dan's answer was only a punch.

The gorgeously dressed vampire immediately had blood dripping from his face, and even his teeth were shattered.

The vampire was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, but He Dan completely ignored it.

She reached under the skirt again, pulled out from the storage leg ring, and pulled out a transparent bag half a meter high.

The bag is full of garlic.

"In many vampire-related stories, this thing seems to be useful... But let's try it out to see how it works."

He Dan smiled, grabbed a handful of garlic, and stuffed it through the vampire's completely slit mouth.

Chapter 240 Various Experiments

"Gahhhhhhhh...!"

Not long after the garlic was ingested, the bound vampire in Chinese clothes howled miserably, and his entire painful body twitched violently.

"Oh shit? Is garlic really effective for vampires? I always thought it was a lie to children~~."

He Dan raised his eyebrows quite unexpectedly, and looked at the camera again:

"What do you think?"

[No, no, no... I think it's Miss Sister, you misunderstood.It hurts to be stuffed with a handful of garlic with your mouth open, no matter who it is? 】

【Yeah... I accidentally cut my hand while cooking, and it hurts badly when it touches the garlic. 】

[Miss, you should find a place without wounds and sprinkle garlic on him to try. 】

"Well, I think so too."

He Dan took a few glances at the barrage and nodded slightly, then grabbed a handful of garlic again and wiped it on the body of the vampire in Chinese clothes.

Sure enough, without the wound, the vampire cannot be harmed by garlic alone.

"Hey, it's really a lie to lie to children..."

He Dan threw the garlic aside in disappointment, and took out a few Taoist symbols, a bottle of black dog blood, and a mahogany sword from under his skirt:

"Next, let's try Daqin's traditional methods of warding off evil spirits... These are common evil-proofing props made by immortal cultivators, and can be bought in regular Xianyuan stores.

Although the price is a little bit more expensive, but they are absolutely genuine, no deceit. "

Dao talismans were first used on vampires in Chinese clothes. This kind of talisman that can be bought with Qin Yuan in a roadside store is of course not very powerful, that is, it can be thrown to repel ordinary ghosts.

After these dao talismans were pasted on the vampires in Chinese clothes, it cannot be said that they have no effect, only that the effect is limited.

The other party just twitched a few times as if being charged by static electricity, and there was no follow-up reaction... It didn't cause any effective damage, and it didn't make the other party feel scared.

"Hey, it seems that our Eastern Dao Talisman can't drive away Western ghosts... This is just the lowest level of vampires. If a high-ranking vampire might not even react?"

Disappointed, He Dan put the Taoist talisman aside, opened the bottle containing the blood of the black dog, and poured all the blood of the black dog on the vampire in Chinese clothes.

"vomit!"

This time the vampire in Chinese clothes reacted greatly.

Although he didn't show pain, his expression was as disgusting as if he had been splashed with shit.

If it wasn't for the fact that his mouth, which was cracked by a punch, was still unable to speak, he might have been yelling.

"Mmm... It seems that this thing only has a disturbing effect, and has no actual effect~~."

He Dan threw away the empty bottle in his hand, and picked up the mahogany sword again:

"How about trying this again."

After finishing speaking, he casually stabbed the vampire in the Chinese costume.

Puff puff!

The vampire in Chinese clothes immediately had several wounds, and blood flowed out.

He Dan immediately controlled the camera to approach and carefully observed the healing speed of the wound.

After watching silently for two or three minutes, she nodded reluctantly:

"Well... this mahogany sword is also somewhat effective. Although it is not as good as a silver weapon, its defense-breaking effect is still higher than that of ordinary blades, and it can also interfere with wound healing to a certain extent.

If you are a friend who can't afford silver weapons, buying a mahogany sword is also enough...

But don't worry, let's take a look at the effects of other props. "

He Dan stretched his hand under the skirt again as he spoke, rummaged through the storage leg ring for a while, and finally took out a string of rosewood beads and a scripture.

"These are consecrated by monks who have practiced penance for more than ten years. They have certain spiritual power and the price is affordable for everyone... Let's take a look at the effect together."

yah~~

The first thing that He Dan put on the vampire in Chinese costume was the rosewood Buddhist beads. Its effect was probably like interrogating a prisoner with a red-hot iron.

"It works, but to a limited extent."

He Dan summed it up briefly, put away the Buddhist beads, opened the scriptures, and chanted the scriptures to the vampire in Chinese clothes in a charming and melodious voice.

For those who have no predestined relationship with Buddhism, listening to scriptures should be a very boring thing.

But people are pleasing to the eye when they look good... Not only are He Dan's fans not a little impatient, but they all listen to it with gusto.

Some people even recorded this passage specifically, intending to listen to it every day to fall asleep.

But the vampire in fancy clothes didn't think so... He was like a monkey that had been cursed, his whole body twitched from a headache, and the iron chain rattled.

"Mm... this Buddhist scripture is quite effective."

He Dan interrupted the chanting, with a regretful tone:

"It's just that it's a bit risky to continue casting spells, and you probably don't know the text of the Buddhist scriptures... But if you are practicing Buddhism yourself, it's a pretty good way."

"All right."

After He Dan finished speaking, he put away all the mahogany swords, Taoist charms, Buddhist beads, and Buddhist scriptures, and flicked his skirt a few times with his hands:

"Just now we were experimenting based on metaphysics and legends, next... let's try simple and easy-to-understand scientific exorcism.

According to the scientific research theory given by the Lighthouse Federation, vampires are actually a special kind of life that uses blood to carry all information.For vampires, blood is equivalent to our human genes.

The reason why vampires are afraid of sunlight is actually because they are afraid of ultraviolet rays... Certain key cells in their blood that are used to maintain life stability are easily killed by ultraviolet rays.

Once the number of such cells is greatly reduced, the energy in the vampire's body will become unbalanced and run amok, causing spontaneous combustion until it turns into ashes.

I will not comment on whether this statement is really rigorous, but..."

He Dan chuckled, and took out a flashlight-shaped prop from under his skirt:

"This is a special ultraviolet lamp, we can try it on the spot~~."

In fact, He Dan didn't need to try, most of the fans, including Xiao Jianxian who was also watching the live broadcast, had already guessed the answer.

Because ever since hearing the word ultraviolet, the vampire in Chinese clothes has been trembling, his eyes full of fear.

As He Dan took out the ultraviolet lamp, he was shaking like a small electric motor.

"Goo (no)... Goo bird (don't)."

Even though the mouth was still open and not healed, the survival instinct made the vampire in the costume barely make a sound, crying and begging for mercy.

"Hehehehe..."

The way the other party begged for mercy made He Dan laugh instead.

There was a bit of sadism in her eyes, and she licked the corners of her mouth excitedly, then turned on the ultraviolet light and shone it on the vampire in Chinese clothes.

Zizizi~~~~.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The effect is immediate.

Just like a laser-burning steak, the place where the vampire in Chinese clothes was irradiated immediately burst into green smoke, and a big hole was burned out within a few seconds.

The reaction of the vampire in Chinese clothes was also more painful than when he just listened to the Buddhist scriptures, shaking his chains violently.

"...Oh heh heh heh~~."

Chapter 241 Clean Up

He Dan turned a blind eye to the pain and struggle of the vampire in Chinese clothes, covered his mouth with one hand and continued to illuminate him with an ultraviolet light while smiling coquettishly.

puff!

After about 30 minute and [-] seconds, the energy in the vampire's body in Chinese clothes was finally completely out of balance, and his whole body burned violently, turning into ashes within a few seconds.

"...Now everyone should understand, what is the cheapest and easy-to-use weapon?"

He Dan clamped the ultraviolet light between two fingers, and shook it lightly in front of the camera a few times:

"The term ultraviolet lamp may be unfamiliar to many people, but a few years ago... when mobile payment was not yet popular, almost every household had a money detector lamp, did you know it?

That thing is actually an ultraviolet lamp.The power is certainly not as high as the one I used, but several ultraviolet lamps together should be able to kill vampires easily.

As the largest number of humanoid monsters in the Radiance Alliance, many low-level vampires may have mixed into Daqin, perhaps by your side.

Be careful everyone, prepare some cheap and easy-to-use tools, and you will always be prepared...

Alright, that's the end of today's live broadcast, see you next time, bye bye~~. "

Although He Dan simply mentioned a sentence at the end of the live broadcast and did not say much, many people with a keen sense of smell have already noticed something.

The banknote detector lamps and ultraviolet lamps in major supermarkets were snapped up within two days, and the supply of Fanpin Daofu and peach wood swords in Xianyuan Pavilion was even more in short supply.

Many people tried to inquire about the news through various channels, but failed to get any answers.

The imperial officials remained completely silent as if they knew nothing about He Dan's live broadcast.

It's just that the manufacturers of ultraviolet lamps and the cultivators who supply the Xianyuan Pavilion suddenly all started working overtime day and night.

Some profiteers saw the opportunity and wanted to hoard them, but they were immediately hit by thunder. Under the severe punishment of the empire, they lost their fortunes and almost failed to keep their pants.

In this way, after more than half a month, almost all the people in Daqin were ready.

Even the most financially disadvantaged people will put an ultraviolet lamp in their carry-on bag for self-defense when traveling at night.

The private girls' high school in the east of Los Angeles, Zhongyuan County seems to be the same as before.

Those female high school students who were addicted to being sucked blood have all recovered to health after undergoing both physical and psychological treatment.

The only Gao Lulu who was left out due to someone's negligence also had a roommate to help her solve the problem.

Since that night, Xuemiao and Gao Lulu have become a very strange relationship.

Neither of them said they liked each other, and they rarely behaved like a couple, but they slept together in the same bed every night, which can be said to be a night of singing and dancing.

On the morning of this rest day, when Xuemiao was still hugging Gao Lulu naked and snoring soundly, the campus suddenly became noisy.

"What happened?"

Gao Lulu raised her face from Xuemiao's chest and asked in a daze.

"...It seems that the previous incident was exposed, and some parents brought people to the school to make trouble."

Xuemiao, who woke up a few minutes earlier, has already turned on her mobile phone and found out about the matter through the school forum.

"Finally someone came to make trouble? Let's go and watch the excitement!"

Gao Lulu immediately felt relieved of sleepiness, pulled Xuemiao to get up, got dressed, and went to look at the trouble spot at the school gate.

The students who can go to this kind of school are generally rich or expensive, and the scenes of riots are also very spectacular.

In addition to nearly a hundred employees of a certain company wearing the same uniform and holding big signs, reporters from several media also kept pressing the shutter.

The school teacher who was responsible for the response was not surprised at all, but under the attack of the cooperation of the legal team and the public relations team of the other company, he still quickly became overwhelmed and began to break out in cold sweat.

"Oh, it seems that this time things are going to be big, and our school is going to be unlucky~~."