I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"The reason... that's right! I'm a policeman from the Guard Bureau, if I get killed, I'll cause quite a bit of trouble...?"

Xianyu swallowed and whispered a reason.

"Well—it's indeed a reason. I don't want to make things too lively. Then let's think of another one~"

Laplande put his free hand against his chin, put on a thoughtful expression, nodded after thinking for a moment, and then continued to urge Xianyu to find a second gold medal for avoiding death.

"Well, I found that the pajamas on your body should have just been bought. Wouldn't it be a waste to throw them away after not wearing them for a long time, right... right?"

Xian Yu looked at the little wolf pajamas on Laplande from the corner of her eyes. It was indeed too brand new, and there was not even a trace of pilling on the fluff on it.

As for Laplande, her eyes widened after hearing Xian Yu's reason, and she showed a surprised expression for a moment, as if she didn't expect such an answer from the "anchor" in front of her.

"Pajamas? Hahaha! Are you serious? What a good reason."

"Isn't that..."

"But I refuse!"

"Nani!?"

"My favorite thing about Laplande is to make choices for the prey, watching them rack their brains, and the desperate contrast of thinking they escaped from the sky but being told that there was no life at the beginning-it's very interesting~ ?”

Laplande put away the 'handy' emotion that she had always carried. Although her tone was still joking, the expression on her cheeks gradually faded, and the fork in her hand became more forceful.

This time the metal tip did penetrate the skin, and red blood slid down Xian Yu's neck.A clearer and more obvious tingling sensation was transmitted to the brain, and Xian Yu finally realized that the guy in front of him seemed to be the same as he appeared in the game, and he was an out-and-out guy who had completely fallen into 'crazy'.

"I unconditionally accept all the slander you slandered me in that inexplicable live broadcast. But only about [Syracuse]-that city is indeed boring and lethal, but you talk to yourself and mock Syracuse with this half-hearted mentality Ancients, perhaps you should know for yourself what the price is."

Lapland's light gray pupils looked directly into Xianyu's red pupils. The corners of her mouth seemed to be still rising, but her eyes were extremely cold.

——Yabai, yayabai... If this goes on like this, he might really be killed!It's too embarrassing to think about it when you say hello online, but you get killed by opening the box offline! !

This is not a game that can be loaded via SL, and there are no QTEs for you to press. Think of a way, Xianyu!How on earth should we survive——

When her thoughts extended to 'survive', Xian Yu was stunned suddenly, and even the tingling of the bleeding wound on her neck was blurred at this moment.

The premise of "wanting to live" is "fear of death" or "still concerned", but for me, neither of them seems to fit.

Are you afraid of death?It seems that death is not a big deal. Maybe he was killed by Lapland here, and maybe he can return to his original world when he opens his eyes again.

Do you have any concerns?Xianyu thought of Fiameta and Mostima, two Contra color matching happy friends.

They are my rare friends, but it seems... that's all there is to it.

In the final analysis, I was actually just muddle along within a similar range, and I never thought about living in the first place——

"After recovering your corpse, I'm curious about what interesting live videos are stored in your computer."

——I can’t die here! !

Laplande's words gave Xianyu the motivation to live.To be more precise, it is actually those ulterior secrets in Xian Yu's computer that endow Xian Yu with the strength to continue fighting.

"I'm very sorry about the Syracuse incident, but I advise you not to underestimate the film police of Longmen, Laplande!"

Xianyu suddenly twisted his head hard. He ignored the pain of the fork's wound and slammed his forehead against Lapland.

Sure enough, Laplande stepped back gracefully to avoid Xianyu's attack, but this was also within Xianyu's plan.

In the game, I have tasted Lapland's countless attack methods. Although 'Poseidon' has been defeated all the time, the way of being defeated is at least different every time.

- followed by a sideways swipe

Xian Yu split the Laplande in front of her eyes into countless fragmented 'signals', and guessed her next attack intention from the way the signals at the edge changed.

My physique is no match for this kind of empty-handed door-opening monster, but it doesn't matter, after all, I didn't think about head-to-head at the beginning.

brake! !

Laplande's sharp claws swung forward, but Xianyu stooped one step ahead and managed to avoid it.At the same time, he activated the ability freshly obtained from the live broadcast just now.

"...?"

Lapland noticed something strange. This was supposed to be a one-sided joke, but certain variables were slowly happening without him being able to see it.

She hates this kind of feeling of being calculated by others. The white wolf has the consciousness of fighting to prevent all possible changes. The lion needs to go all out to fight the rabbit, but she is just a lone wolf. If she is not serious, she will There will be rotting corpses that have countless ways to become uncollected in the alley.

In Syracuse, there are many living legends, and even more "heroes" who have disappeared.

Laplande narrowed his pupils and looked at the white-haired boy in front of him, stretching out his hand and throwing himself at him, but he couldn't even touch the fluff of his pajamas in that direction.

Before Laplande could understand the reason for Xianyu's actions, that "strangeness" finally happened—the tail behind his buttocks, which was originally obediently, seemed to be equipped with a magnet for some reason. Actively aimed at the palm of the white-haired boy and rushed towards it in both directions.

"Wait...Wow!?"

Electricity-like tingling, numbness, itching and a sense of enigma all gathered in one brain and went straight to Laplande's brain.What happened to 'Lapland' in the game a few minutes ago, is actually experienced in reality at this moment.

She was caught by the tail by the salted fish.

"Damn it... oh! Let me go...!!"

"Answer in your words—but I refuse!!"

The fork originally held in Lapland's hand also fell to the ground. She waved her claws randomly to try to drive Xianyu away, but the latter was like a giant tongue shell on the tail of a dumb hippopotamus, and he died no matter what. Don't let go, and frantically stroke Laplande's smooth and shiny tail up and down, which is well-maintained at first glance.

"Give it to me, let go, or I'll kill you... Awwow!?"

"If I let go, Miss Laplande, will you let me go?"

"I'm going to make you into a mille-feuille!!"

"Who dares to let go!!"

"If you don't let go, I'll kill you...!!"

"You promise to let me go and not kill me!"

"If you don't let go, I'll definitely wow you! Cut you into slices...!!"

A strange scene appeared in Xianyu's room: the mysterious white wolf from Syracuse was half-paralyzed and trying to break free, while Baimao Xianyu was hiding behind Lapland, crazily kneading his tail with both hands.

Laplande, who was rubbed, blushed and kept cursing, while the 'perpetrator' Xianyu was terrified and stressed.

'The white wolf kept cursing and making harsh words and howling' - 'The salted fish who was frightened by the harsh words did not dare to let go' - 'The white wolf's tail was used as a hemp rope and was rubbed' - 'The white wolf was howled when the hemp rope was rubbed' Put harsh words'.

In this way, one wolf and one fish subtly became a two-body perpetual motion model, solving the energy supply problem that had long plagued the continent of Terra.

As for Lapland's puzzling question of "why the tail has its own thoughts to get into Poseidon's palm", it is because of the skills Xianyu has learned:

["Lift Their Tails" Law of Cause and Effect Level Ability: People can be divided in many ways, including poverty, gender, race, and belief.And 'whether there is a tail' is also a way of dividing.From now on, in your eyes, there will be no distinction between high and low, health and disease among the residents of this land. All you will see are those with tails and those without tails. 】

[Effect: As long as you stretch out your hand and say "Pinch your tail" silently, any race with a tail will have its tail uncontrollably and take the initiative to move towards you]

— After counting 10 minutes —

"Huh...Old guy, he probably never thought in his life that I have received all the family education and will not collapse in the face of any torture and torture. But the only thing in family education is 'rubbing the tail'..." …”

"What is this? Iodine! Drop it——Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

This is still Xian Yu's room, but the room as a whole looks like it has just experienced a small hurricane. The furniture and decorations everywhere in the house have become messy, and there are even a lot of red blood scattered everywhere.People who don't know see this scene, probably think that the young couple quarreled, and the real person was about to beat him up.

As for the two culprits who caused this situation, one of them was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, muttering something, and gently combing his tail with a comb.

The other person was sitting on a chair, barking with iodine while pouring iodine on the "dog scratch scratches", and after each barking, he had to carefully glance at the girl Ruper combing her tail in the distance.

The previous confrontation, which was completely stuck between a rock and a hard place, was finally brought to a temporary end by Lapland's tail-first attack.

When Laplande woke up again, she found that she had just been settled on the sofa.No restraints, no wounds, no 'sleeping forever', not even the pilling pajamas.

After a short period of confusion, Laplande sighed, and instead of continuing to chase down the salted fish who was timidly hiding behind a chair and looking at him, he found a comb and began to straighten his hair. A rag-like tail that hasn't been washed in ten years.

After combing the tail so that he could barely accept it, Laplande looked at Xianyu beside him.

"Hey"

"Hey!? I have really reflected on Ms. Laplande. I will never speak ill of you in the future. When I meet you in the game, I will take the initiative to take off your clothes honestly and don't make any struggles for you to pout. Cool--"

"Who would tease you!? Don't put that inexplicable game into reality. And you who made such a terrible game have no right to say such things."

Laplande's mood that had just calmed down was once again accompanied by tail blowing.

"Hey!? I'm sorry - but I'm only responsible for the live broadcast. I have no idea how the game came about..."

Xianyu is a bit like a voice-activated sensor light. When Laplande yelled, Xianyu shrank his head back.

This submissive and cautious appearance really made it difficult for Laplande to connect with the 'Poseidon' who was so embarrassed and jumping in the live broadcast that he wanted to kill him quickly.

"If you are so afraid of me, why didn't you take advantage of the situation I just had to kill me?"

Laplande couldn't understand that Xian Yu's bear was obviously still worried about him, but even so, this guy didn't do anything to him.

"In a society governed by the rule of law, how can you be so ready to fight and kill... And I'm not unprepared. I just investigated your identity a little bit - uh, why would the gangster lady from Syracuse come to a remote place like Longmen to gain advantage?" apartment?"

Xianyu looked at Lapland, and while talking, he made sure that the other party did not engage in a round 2 posture with him.

"Ha, now that you know my identity, many things will be easier to handle—so what? You plan to send me back to Syracuse?"

Laplande asked Xianyu with a smile, but it was more like a mockery than an inquiry.

"Theoretically, I should really do this, but...there are actually quite a few smugglers in Longmen. As long as Miss Laplande doesn't commit such serious illegal acts as just now, we can turn a blind eye."

What Xianyu said is true, there are stowaways everywhere in Longmen, if one day Wei Yanwu gets too drunk and says that he will drive out all the black households, it is guaranteed that Longmen will not be able to carry out even the most basic operations of the city-state.

"The other is some personal factors... Hahaha."

Xian Yu, who is also a black household, rubbed her hair with a smile, why do foreigners make things difficult for them.

"'Serious offense'? I'm curious how you define 'serious'—"

"Wow, calm down, Miss Laplande! I just set up an automatic email, if I don't use the password to cancel the next morning, you will be on the list of all the police stations in Longmen. So don't mess around!"

Lapland looked like he was about to come over and start a fight. Xianyu was so frightened that he quickly pointed to the mobile phone in his hand and signaled Lapland to stop messing around. There was someone covering him behind him.

"Ha, yes, so it seems that you are not a hopeless and good-natured idiot."

——{Can it be done}It is definitely Laplande, the tone is exactly the same, if only I found out sooner!No, it seems that there is no way to find out early.After all, the only thing I said to her before this was, 'Sister, don't hit me, don't slap me in the face, sister, I won't yell in the middle of the night anymore'...?

Xianyu regretted a little. If he had known that Lapland was watching the live broadcast, he would not have been so angry, which almost caused him to be opened and killed offline. Asphalt paving one-stop service.

"So, er, Miss Laplande, what's our relationship now?"

After Xian Yu treated and disinfected the wounds on his arms and chest, he whispered to this moody Luper girl who couldn't understand her thinking mode at all.

"Yeah, what's the matter? You humiliated the Syracusans in public in a way that I really feel angry about, and then you used the unprecedented, extremely despicable, nasty and disgusting 'tail pulling' tactics on me. If you put it in Syracuse If not, this would probably be enough to trigger a bloody skirmish between the families."

"Uh……"

"But at the same time, you cleverly resolved my assassination, expressed apology for what you did, and magnanimously forgave my humble life, so—we are now partners who can talk about everything, Is not it?"

"No, no, this is not the right relationship!"

Xian Yu quickly waved her hand to express that she was not yet mentally prepared to be friends with the gangster who almost killed her.

"Oh, I don't object to things like lovers, but isn't it a little too hasty?"

"This relationship is even more wrong!"

Xianyu complained loudly, and Laplande also noticed that the white-haired cub in front of him seemed to synchronize with 'Poseidon' only when complaining.

"It's really heartless. You have done such and such things to me before?"

Lapland seems to have gradually begun to enjoy this feeling of "fishing in a nest, and then watching the fish startle and spit bubbles".

"So that live broadcast is something that I haven't figured out yet, a strange thing that doesn't belong to Originium technology or ancient civilization, Agor technology..."

Xian Yu quickly explained that she was also a victim. Although it was indeed him who started the live broadcast every time the cheap man turned into a puppy, but what would be broadcast after the live broadcast room opened was completely out of her hands.

"Yes, yes, you are right, Your Highness Poseidon."

Laplande deliberately made an exaggerated gesture of surrender and bowing, but Xianyu became flustered again as expected, completely different from the majestic and majestic style of "spraying each other with a dozen barrages without losing the wind" during the live broadcast.

——What an interesting guy, a completely different 'interesting' from the live broadcast.

Looking at the reaction of the white-haired boy in front of him with a smile on the corner of Laplande's mouth, he had to admit that it was the first time he felt so happy after coming to Longmen.

It's just that after tax evasion, Laplande still has to consider the current situation and his next move.After all, she was crazy, but not a ignorant idiot.

Lapland originally thought that the body of 'Poseidon' would have some kind of power that was so powerful that it was indescribable, just like those 'wolf lords'.After all, the so-called 'live broadcast room' is indeed a way of releasing power beyond all known origin stone skills.

But judging from the results, even in the face of the death threat he released, he did not show any 'potential'. Could it be that he was mistaken?

Bai Lang's current mood is far less relaxed than it seems on the outside. Although she enjoys the process of teasing Xian Yu, she is actually very conflicted at this time.

At first, Laplande just wanted to fight with what he considered a 'strong enemy', but Xianyu seemed to really say 'I can't do anything'.

But it's just this guy who can't live in three alleys in Syracuse, but defeated himself with the method of "rubbing your tail" that he didn't even cover in the most rigorous courses of his family...

This makes it impossible for Laplande to regard him as a "passerby who can be left alone" or a Texas meal replacement who can "fight at will".