Comprehensive comic: Secondary 2 diary comes true, everyone is crazy

joke!

He raised his head and wiped his badminton head with daily narcissism.

Everyone: "..."

Gojo Satoru, have a good trip (not)!

"Tell me, what did you do again?"

He sat on the stool boldly, covering his stomach with one hand and asked helplessly.

Really helpless.

In the past, his good contemporaries and good students wanted to punish him, but there was no lower limit and they couldn't.

Now with Baize, you can do whatever you want as long as it's not too much.

He has suffered losses several times.

But since he was having a great time himself, he didn't say anything.

this time……

"What did you do this time?"

He said righteously: "Brother Baize, you must be strict with your students and don't let them be too spoiled."

Bai Ze put down the game console in his hand, blinked and said innocently: "Do I have any students?"

The implication is that those are not his students. If he did not teach students, they would not exist. Is he accustomed to them?

"That's right!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke shouted with his life: "Sir, you have no students!"

"...Ryuunosuke, even if Bai Ze said that the sun rises from the west, you would say 'that's right', right?"

Gojo Satoru knows these people very well.

"Tell me, why are you all gathered here?"

He couldn't wait to unravel the mystery.

"Wait."

"Wait?"

"Wait 10 minutes."

09: 59: 59.

09: 59: 58.

09: 59: 57.

……

Time passed by minute by minute.

There were about 30 to [-] people sitting in the huge room, but the movement became less and less.

The person with a noisy personality actually endured it.

Soon, in silence, the 10 minutes arrived.

Before anyone could ask a question, a sudden change occurred!

Gojo Satoru's belly gradually swelled, and the sound that shook his soul was thumping——

a bit.

Twice.

Three times.

After three strokes, in the blink of an eye Gojo Satoru's belly was as big as a balloon, as big as a ten-month pregnant woman!

The people around them just blinked and saw a big red round ball pop out of Gojo Satoru's belly——

Whoa!

White light now!

Long live!

A Nezha popped out of Gojo Satoru's stomach!

Everyone, be quiet.

Wujo Wu was stunned.

What?

Have I become Nezha?

He touched his belly. Apart from the rapid growth, there was no other problem at all. With such a big ball coming out of his belly, he didn't feel any pain at all, and his clothes weren't even torn?

Easier than farting.

Painless fatherhood?

The problem is that Nezha's mother had to be pregnant for three years, so he was only pregnant for three seconds, right?

——No no no!

He is not pregnant!

No, no.

The question is, what is this Nezha, no, this ball? !

"You're the one kid!"

Bai Ze said something and raised his hand to guide the big ball down.

After the big ball fell into his hand, it automatically broke open the outer jersey, revealing a clean, white and tender baby.

Different from ordinary babies who look wrinkled, red and monkey-like when they are just born, this little baby is as clean as a child that has been raised for half a year to a year:

His skin was clean, his limbs were round, and his white hair, about an inch long, reflected light and blinded everyone's eyes.

The little baby smacked its mouth, biting one of its own hands, and slowly opened its eyes, revealing a pair of blue eyes like the sky.

It's six eyes!

The six eyes inherited from the Gojo family!

Look at this hair, look at these eyes, and then think about it, this baby burst out of Gojo Satoru’s belly——

"Gojo! Your cub!"

"Help! Gojo Satoru is really alive!"

"!!!"

"!!!"

Except for Bai Ze, everyone present was in unparalleled shock.

"Oh my God! Give birth to a baby? One every three seconds? That's outrageous!!"

Panda touched his white belly: "If I wear a pregnancy stone, can I give birth to a little panda? Will the birth be a cursed corpse or a real panda? I want to raise a real panda..."

Noctua's eyes widened.

Damn?Is his son going to give birth to a red panda? !

Suddenly he felt absurd and outrageous, and also had a little bit of expectation...wait, expectation?

Yes!

If Noctua Zhengdao really liked pandas, why would he even make the cursed skeleton to look like a panda!

Yigu Youtai stroked the ring on his hand thoughtfully, "Lixiang can't give birth, and I, ahem, I can't do it..."

This wave.

This is called the awakening of the pure love god of war!

In ancient times, Naohua gave birth to knotweed for ideals, but now Yigu gives birth to children for true love!

Let us cheer for the God of Pure Love!

Ieru Glass, who took out a scalpel from nowhere, looked at Gojo Satoru excitedly with a weird smile.

"Gojo, although you have given birth, I can now check for you to see if there are any changes in your body structure."

After saying this, she paused, then scanned a circle of high school students, and finally placed them on Xia Youjie.

"Xia You, I didn't see clearly just now, how about you do it again?"

"No, no, no, no, no, I already have a child."

After saying that, Xia Youjie looked back with regret when he saw Jiajia Zi. He was extremely glad that he already had a child. Although he was an adopted daughter, that didn't matter.

Even if they really wanted to have a child, it would be impossible for them to undergo an autopsy!

No matter how shocked they were in their hearts and how big the storm was, on the surface, everyone was still calm.

They rushed to surround the little baby, the newly born little six-eyed baby.

"Cuckoo~"

The white, tender and cute little baby smiles when seeing people.

"Gojo Satoru's child is much cuter than him."

"Not necessarily. Maybe Satoru was like this when he was a child and mutated when he grew up."

"Really? Speaking of which, this child... Huh? Girl! Wow, I can't bear to think about her growing up and becoming Gojo Satoru 2.0!"

"Hahaha, no, I can't think about it, my brain has automatically imagined Gojo Satoru wearing women's clothes, hahaha!"

"..."

The birth of a new life filled the whole place with an atmosphere of joy.

Gojo Satoru: ...You only care about whether you are happy, not how much psychological shadow I have.

At this time, how could Gojo Satoru still not know what was wrong with him!

He took out the amulet Xia Youjie had given him a month ago.

………………

The amulet was opened, revealing a pregnancy stone that had expired.

"...Jie, Xingkong, Bai Ze, and you guys, don't you want to explain?!"

Not many people here can escape!

The amulet was given by Xia Youjie, the pregnancy stone was probably brought by Xingkong from Jedi Chicken, and Bai Ze was responsible for reducing the size of the pregnancy stone and reducing his suspicion.

Others were able to come here in time to watch his show, and [-]% of them knew the situation in advance.

Just waiting for Xingkong to send a private message, everyone gathered to watch his good show!

"Cough cough cough cough!"

Half of them coughed and acted like they weren't there, and the other half had a 'yeah, yeah, so what' attitude.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke frowned and said, "Sir, there is no need to explain! Everything you do makes sense!"

Stuffed up...

What's even more distressing is that many people are playing with their cameras and cell phones, probably taking pictures of the scene just now.

...just, uncomfortable.

It's as if the mother has brains crawling all over her.

Xia Youjie's smile didn't stop, "Everything is for the sake of the God!"

Gojo Satoru: "...Jie, the god doesn't like to see others trying to catch their babies."

Bai Ze: ...No... I actually quite like watching this kind of drama.