For a moment, Bruce didn't know how to evaluate Aesop, but now he had no time to dwell on that. The pull just now made him feel more pain, and he could only say vaguely again: "Help... ...Help..."

Seeing Brutz screaming so miserably, Stank and Klim couldn't stand it any longer, so they turned to look at the Penguin Girls who came out with them, mainly to ask the store manager Farmer.

"This... what should I do?" Stank himself was so embarrassed that he wanted to claw at the ground, "This... Tai is not actually an old pervert. Uh, okay, he is indeed an old pervert, but not you. That old pervert in my understanding, so...can you please help me get him down?"

The penguin girls didn't expect that this trap used to protect against those perverted bears could actually be used on outside guests. It was a little difficult for a while, but looking at Brutz's appearance, the farmer asked: "He... Are they also bears?"

"Ah, no, no, no, of course not." Stank immediately ran to Brutz's side and kept patting his head, "It's not a bear-man, it's a dog-orc."

"Canine orcs?" The farmer had never heard of it because there were no canine orcs in the snowfield.

"It's just a dog." Stank said, "He's not a bear, he's a dog, he's a dog!"

Brutz felt that his character had been insulted, but after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't find the point of being insulted, so he could only give up for the time being, thinking that he should be rescued first.

"The dog...I don't know much about it, I just know about the wolf." The farmer spread his hands, "But I believe he is not a bad guy, although his behavior does look like those perverted bears..."

"Yes, yes, he is not a bad guy, he just looks like a bad guy." Stank asked, "So, can you think of a way? What would you normally do when encountering such a thing?"

The farmer thought for a while and said: "If our trap really catches those nasty winter bears, we will definitely join hands and cut off their little golden bears. In this way, they will never come to our place to play hooligans again." ”

Bruce was so frightened that he almost cried.

But Lim was also startled. Floating in mid-air, he subconsciously covered his lower body, and then said humbly: "Then... have you really done that?"

"Not yet." The farmer shook his head and said with some regret, "Because our trap is too straightforward, so far no winter bear has been fooled."

Several people:"……"

Good guy, the prey that should be hunted was not fooled, but the pervert who shouldn't be hunted was really fooled.

For a moment, everyone felt even more shameless and wanted to strangle this Brutz to death.

The penguin ladies didn't want to see the visiting guests looking too ugly, so they said: "Don't worry, it's not a big deal. Just let it go for a while and it will loosen up soon... Theoretically speaking."

Another penguin girl interjected: "If you don't want to wait, you can pour some hot water on it."

"Oh, that's troublesome." Stank said, "Please give us some hot water."

The farmer shook his head: "Sorry, we don't have hot water here."

"……What?!"

The farmer looked at the few people with innocent eyes: "Do you think that we penguin orcs living here will need hot water?"

A few people thought about it and felt... it seemed... there was nothing wrong with it.

"Then what should we do?" Klim scratched his head and said, "Let Bruce wait a little longer? Just wait a little longer?"

Bruce shook his head repeatedly.

No, I can't wait any longer, my tongue will freeze if I wait any longer.

At this time, a disdainful female voice sounded: "Hohohoho, it's my turn to take action at this time."

Several people turned their heads and found that it was Amanda.

"Ah!" Kelim was shocked, "Amanda, why are you awake?"

"I can't help it, I'm hungry." Amanda answered honestly, "I just came out."

Since Amanda is a fire dragon, this extremely cold place is too torture for her, so when she came to this place, Amanda directly triggered the reptile's instinct - hibernation.

So, Aesop threw her directly into the backpack, and added fire-proof magic to prevent her from snoring and igniting the backpack during hibernation, and then carried her away as luggage, thinking Wake her up when you need her.And Amanda's body is small enough to do this.

It's just that after a few days of bumping around in the snowfield, everyone forgot that this thing was in their luggage.

If Amanda hadn't crawled out of her luggage because she was hungry, no one would have remembered her.

"So it's time for me to take action."

Amanda snapped her fingers and then raised a finger. Soon, a faint flame ignited from her fingertips.

Seeing this scene, Bruce was startled again, and once again said in a vague and frightened tone: "Ninini wants to anal snake!"

Amanda said: "Isn't there no hot water? Then I melted the ice, doesn't that mean there is hot water?"

"Then, Nani, let's go have some sex!"

"Hey, it's too much trouble to find some snow to burn." Amanda ran directly to Bruce with a flame, "I'll burn your tongue...I mean, I'll burn your tongue right here Just burn the ice and it’ll be fine!”

Seeing Amanda charging towards his tongue with fire, Bruce felt deep fear in his heart, but at this time he couldn't hide and had no way to resist. He could only close his eyes and pray for Amanda. Don't be excited and give the others a snack - the snack is naturally grilled dog tongue.

Fortunately, Amanda's subsequent performance proved that Brutz's worries about her were unnecessary.

After all, she is Charmander, and when it comes to playing with fire, everyone present, including Aesop, is inferior to her (except for her power).She can control the flame very accurately, just like ordinary people control the rhythm of their breathing, so Amanda controlled the flame to a very suitable level, and slowly melted the ice sticking to Bruce's tongue. , and immediately naturally saved Bruce's tongue.

This process took less than half a minute.

Bruce, who was still alive after the disaster, clutched his neck desperately, panting and looking at Amanda with grateful eyes: "Heroine! I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. From now on, I will be your dog... "

Stank slapped Bruz on the back of the head and said angrily: "Stop saying those damn words. Do you think you are doing something normal?"

Bruz suddenly blushed, but he quibbled: "It's not what you think. I don't have such perverted thoughts. I just made a bet with Ganqiu. Ganqiu said that if you lick the ice sculpture with your tongue, you can't pull it off. I didn’t believe it, so I tried it... Who would have thought that it really couldn’t be pulled out, but it wasn’t because of sex.”

"Are you still quibbling?!" Stank pointed to the spot on the ice sculpture where Brutz licked him, "Look where you licked it?!"

Bruce's face turned redder, but he still tried to defend himself: "I didn't want to lick there, it's just that it's too prominent, so it's easier to lick."

"Are you really..." Stank suddenly felt something was wrong, "Wait, where is Ganqiu? Didn't we hear you shouting with him just now? Where are the others?"

Before Bruce could speak, Ganqiu's voice came from behind the ice sculpture: "I'm here. Don't worry, I'm not that stupid to lick this thing."

There was a hint of pride in Ganqiu's words.

"Indeed." Stank nodded, "You are a little smarter than Bruce... But why have you been staying behind? Why don't you come out?"

"Oh, it's nothing serious." Ganqiu said in a nonchalant tone, "It's just that Bruce made a bet with me."

"What are you betting on?"

"There is a small hole in the back of this ice sculpture." Ganqiu said, "Bruce, this guy actually said that such a small hole can definitely let me go in, but it may not be possible to pull it out later. Tell me, this is not Is it an insult to my character?! How the hell could I be so petty!"

Ganqiu's words were full of anger.

Stank asked subconsciously: "Then why don't you come over?"

"Because I lost." Ganqiu replied.

[-] is so cool!

After some twists and turns, the group of people sat in the ice castle honestly without raising their heads.

As for why he was so honest... of course it was because he felt guilty and embarrassed.The guilty ones were naturally Ganqiu and Brutz. It was just a bet between these two people. They lost the fucking bet, but they were still stuck to the ice sculpture one after another. It was just like that.

Naturally, Stank and Kelim were embarrassed, and the reason was very simple... They really didn't want to admit that they were in the same group as Ganqiu and Brutz.When companions are too visible, their impression in the eyes of others will certainly not be much better.

Therefore, the four of them behaved like children who had done something wrong and were discovered by their parents.The only two people who didn't behave like this were Amanda and Aesop. Of the two of them, one was using a flame to hold the frozen fish served by Penguin Girl, and the other... was using the other's body to grill the fish.But both of them ate quite leisurely and enjoyed themselves.

Seeing this, Stank had no choice but to stand up and said to the Penguin Girls: "I'm really sorry for destroying your trap."

"Uh, well... don't worry too much about this." The farmer waved his hand and said, "Anyway, that trap has never been used. You at least... helped us prove that the trap is still useful, hehehehehe. "

They were obviously words of comfort, but if they fell into the ears of everyone... then it would naturally be even more embarrassing.

So Stank glared at Bruz and Ganqiu fiercely, Bruz buried his head lower, and Ganqiu gradually turned into a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"Speaking of which, why did you come to the snowfield?" The farmer asked quickly in order to make the atmosphere less awkward, "And you came to such a deep place. This is the first time we have seen outsiders in our store for so many years. Where is the person?"

"Ah, that's it." Seeing that the topic was about to change, Lim quickly picked up the conversation and told the Penguin Girls their purpose.

"To find the world's number one dream demon...?"

The penguin girls looked at each other.

"Let's not talk about being the best in the world..." the farmer said, "do you think there will be a Dream Demon Shop in a place like Snowfield?"

"Ah, no, no?"

"If there were, those stinky bears wouldn't come to us so often." The farmer spread his hands and said, "Opening a dream shop in a place like this is really... I don't know how to compensate. I'm sorry. You may not be able to see guests if you stay alone in an empty room for decades. Anyway, the ambitious guys have already left the snowfield and gone out to become dream monsters."

Aspiring guys... go out and become a dream demon...

Why does Lim feel that this description sounds a little weird?

Just when everyone thought that the world's number one dream monster in the snowfield might not exist, the farmer thought about it and said, "However, the mysterious creature that you just described was frozen in the deepest part..."

"It's a mythical creature." Corim corrected.

"Oh, a mythical creature." The farmer scratched his head, "I think we have heard of this. This is also an ancient legend in the snowfield. It is said that the reason why the snowfield is so cold is because there is a frozen creature in the deepest part. A very powerful existence, call it... or something."

"What?"

"I don't know, I only know this pronunciation." The farmer said, "But I really don't know what it is called specifically. And it is deep in the snowfield, and it is not a place we can reach."

Kelim was stunned: "Huh? But didn't you just say that this is the depths of the snowfield?"

"How is this possible?" The farmer waved his hand and said, "The snowfield is very big, and this is just the periphery of the snowfield. The depth I am talking about is only the depth within the peripheral category. Generally, there is no depth in the snowfield. People mention it, because you can’t get in at all. The only three creatures that can get in are the snow girl, the snow fairy, and the snow beast. The rest of the creatures are seeking death if they go in, including us.”

Several people looked at each other, and this information was consistent with the information they had previously found in the Extreme Cold Underground Street.

In other words, there is no way for yak girls to enter?

"This is worse than the volcano." Stank murmured as he thought, "In the volcano, even the races in the outer ring know the existence of the underground phoenix and how to enter. But here, Not to mention entering, I don’t even know anything about the situation inside.”

"Yes." Kelim also sighed and said, "In the volcano, we only need to know how to follow the underground spring all the way to the end. But here... there is really no way. What should we do now? Let’s do it, Aesop…can you stop eating it?”

Aesop didn't listen to the conversation at all, as if this journey had nothing to do with him. He kept picking up the frozen fish, and then rubbed it on Amanda's leg. Soon, a frozen fish was When it's cooked, he can eat it.

The rest of the people could only face the frozen fish as hard as ice cubes on the table, not knowing how to eat it.

"Hey! Aesop!" Stank had no choice but to protest, "You are so happy eating alone! Then how should we eat it? Let Amanda help bake it!"

Then Amanda sprayed out a burst of fire and instantly cooked the frozen fish in front of everyone.

So everyone happily picked it up and gnawed it.

But as he gnawed, his face instantly turned bitter again.

Because...it's really hard to swallow.

The fish itself has no taste, and the texture after roasting is similar to that of dry firewood. It tastes nothing but fishy.

"I can't stand it anymore." Stank asked the farmer, "Don't you have any seasoning here? This fish has no taste at all."

Just as the farmer was about to speak, Aesop asked in a curious tone: "It doesn't taste good, can't it?"

Several people looked at Aesop and found that Aesop was picking up another grilled fish from Amanda's lap. While chewing it, he said vaguely: "How can I taste the salty taste?"

Several people looked down at Amanda's thighs, then raised their heads at the grilled fish in Aesop's hand, and finally fell silent in unison.

"Huh, I'm sorry." The farmer said with some embarrassment, "We eat fish here without any seasoning... We did prepare it for guests before, but because there have been no guests, the seasonings are gone. , I can only aggrieve everyone."

"Hey, you can just eat some." Ganqiu waved his hand and said he didn't care at all, "We're not here just for food."

"What you said is correct." Bruce looked at the grilled fish in his hand with some confusion and murmured, "But why do I think...this fish does smell strange?"

"Maybe this is the taste of the snowfield." Kelim asked the farmer while eating, "Miss Farmer, the snowfield is so barren, what do you do to relieve your boredom on weekdays?"

"What are you doing to relieve your boredom..." After listening to Klim's words, the farmer propped his chin with his hand and looked at Klim with a smile, "Of course... I want to do something interesting."

"Anything interesting?"

For some reason, Kelim suddenly felt that the way the farmer looked at him and spoke was different from before.

If I could still feel simplicity and enthusiasm before, and it was still as warm as a fire even in such a severe cold, then now, this warmth is gone, and Lim can only feel that the farmer's eyes are full of... …desire?

How is this going?

(ii)

Ke Lim was about to ask a question when suddenly there was a series of "bang bang" sounds around him.

He turned his head suddenly and found that Bruce, Stank, Ganqiu, Amanda and Aesop had all fallen on the table.

At the same time, the same sound came from the room outside, and it was obvious that the yak girls also fell one after another.

"What, what's going on, peasant lady?!" Kelim flew up subconsciously, and then looked at the peasant with horrified eyes.

The current farmhouse is indeed completely different from what it was before.

She looked at Klim with interest, her eyes full of teasing.

"Oh, I thought you were a little special before, but I didn't expect it to be so..." the farmer said, "You are indeed not affected by our drug."

"D-drugged?!" Kelim's eyes widened in disbelief, "You...drugged my companions?! Why did you do this?!"

"Haha, outsiders, this is a snowfield." The farmer spread his hands and said, "Don't apply the laws of the outside world here. Do you think we opened a store like this in a place like this just to entertain people?" Are you a guest? Are you really leaving traps outside to prevent lewd bears? Hehehe, the resources in the snowfield are very limited. If you don’t be careful, you won’t be able to survive."

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