If this continues, my life seems to be at an end.
"Hey, I was just joking." Jer spread his hands and said, "The arcanist should be very generous, maybe nothing will happen..."
"Stop talking." Ganqiu raised his hand to stop Jer's desire to continue, and then said righteously, "No matter what you say, I will never change my mind. Yes, I will never Leave Aesop! Hey, we are all brothers. How can I stand by and watch when my brothers are in trouble?"
So Ganqiu also got it done.
Then there is only one last question left.
Where are you going?
……
One day later, Edge, Kent and several professors from Deya College came to Dream Demon Town.
"According to Abel, little Aesop should be in this town." Aiqi looked at the lazy dream monsters on the street and frowned, "Damn it, how could little Aesop come to this place?" He must have been coerced by others! He is not such a person at all!"
"Yes, is that so?"
"Of course it is." Aiqi turned his head and glared at the person who questioned him, "I watched him grow up, how can I be wrong? Maybe little Aesop is not here at all. After all, Abel It’s just a general location, it could be somewhere else.”
"Well, Aesop is already here, at least he has stayed here."
"Asshole! Why are you so sure?!"
"Because..." the professor raised his hand with a strange expression, "The statue on the Dream Demon Tower over there is Aesop."
[-]Why do men like Aesop?
When he saw the lifelike statue on the Dream Demon Tower, Aiqi was stunned for a moment, and then a strong sense of pride surged into his heart: "Look, look, this is what little Aesop is capable of, no matter where he is. It will shine everywhere. How long has it been since he left the academy and he has already become a legend in this area? If Abel knew about it, he would definitely be very happy... But what is the Dream Demon Tower? The woman next to him What's a statue? His clothes are too revealing."
Aiqi is also a very old-fashioned academic who only focuses on academics and has basically no understanding of external things.
In his opinion, those who can be erected as statues are definitely heroes of one party.For example, in the Kingdom of Deya, there are many statues of human war heroes in the war years, while in Deya Academy, there are statues of arcane masters from past generations, such as Abel's statue, which is the latest one in the academy.
But it will definitely not be new forever. Everyone believes that Aesop will be the next figure to be erected as a statue in the academy.
I just didn’t expect that before the academy erected a statue for him, someone had already erected one for him outside.
He is indeed a hero!
As one of Aesop's teachers, Edge was very proud.
But the expressions of the professors who knew what the Dream Demon Tower was became unreadable.
Should I explain it to Professor Edge...
But everyone knows that Professor Edge's temper and health are not very good. If this cruel truth (is this truth considered cruel) is told to him, he will not stop it and lose his temper. What if What should I do if it hits me directly?
That would be a big deal.
Therefore, the young professors all turned their attention to the professor with the highest status and the most seniority besides Aiqi present - Kent.
Then they discovered that Kent's attention was not on Aiqi at all. His sneaky eyes had been lingering on the passing dream demon, and he would laugh from time to time.
"Kent! Kent!" Edge also noticed Kent's behavior and said very dissatisfied, "What are you doing?"
"Well...I'm looking for Aesop."
"Your eyes are almost boring into other people's chests!" Aiqi scolded, "Are you looking for Aesop in a place like that?!"
"That's no problem." Kent said seriously, "Think about what kind of strength Aesop is and how many magics he knows. He might have guessed that we are coming. So he directly disguised himself, such as gender change. Magic. Although he didn't learn it in the academy, he might have learned it here."
"Hmm..." Aiqi thought for a moment and murmured, "What you said seems to be reasonable. So even if he has changed his gender, how would you recognize him?"
"Don't worry, I watched that brat Aesop grow up. He pooped and peed every time he pooped on him!" Kent said, "No one knows him better than me, and the sex change magic will keep the sex change." I know many of Aesop’s qualities very well, and Aesop can’t erase them! So I can see them at a glance.”
Aiqi immediately said "oh oh oh": "Suddenly I feel that you are a bit reliable, so what characteristics do you know about Aesop?"
"There is a small birthmark on Aesop's butt... well, it's not a birthmark. I accidentally burned it on his butt when I showed him fire magic."
The corner of Aiqi's mouth twitched sharply: "...Abel didn't kill you?"
Kent said "haha" twice: "Why do you think I suddenly took a rest for half a year ten years ago? But the mistake I made at that time is indeed the best way to find Aesop now... Hey, stop!"
Kent stopped a passing incubus and said sternly to her: "Quickly show me if there are any marks on your butt!"
The professors: "..."
They originally thought that Kent would be slapped directly by the opponent, but they did not expect that the dream girl who was stopped did not get angry at all when faced with such harassment. Instead, she raised her eyebrows and said seductively: "If you want to see it, , Okay, I happen to be free today, and since you look good, I can give you a discount, what do you think?"
Kent nodded solemnly, then took two steps back to Aiqi's side and stretched out his hand towards him.
"Quick, give me the money."
"Here you go! Do you think I'm a fucking fool?!" Aiqi was so angry that his beard was shaking. "Do you think I can't see what you want to do?"
"Aren't I here to find Aesop?"
"Fart!" Aiqi scolded, "You just want to take my money. Let me tell you, there is no way!"
The conversation between the two older professors made the young professors present feel depressed.
As mentioned many times before, the vast majority of human magicians are very rigid and academic.Everything is focused on strength and talent. Not to mention being weak in other aspects, it can at least be said to be clueless.Especially Aiqi, who is the eldest in Deya Academy and is more than ten years older than Abel.
I have been in the academy for more than 100 years and have never gone out. It is perfectly fine to say that I am a complete idiot in life and social life.
Kent is the complete opposite, a born "roman", so that everyone thinks that many of Aesop's inexplicable ideas come from this guy, and he is the black who is almost black.
But just these two people were the leaders of this team, which made the young professors feel bad.
But there is no way. In the academy, the most important thing is strength and qualifications. Professors like them can only watch, and they are not even good at admonishing.
What everyone didn't expect was that before the argument between Edge and Kent came to a conclusion, the face of the dream girl over there suddenly changed: "E, Aesop? Is this the Aesop you are talking about?"
Several people turned their heads and looked over. Among them, Aiqi was very happy, finally getting the information about his good disciple, and said quickly: "Yes, yes, it's Aesop, he is mine..."
"Bah!" The dream girl didn't even wait for Aiqi to finish, and spat directly on the ground, "If I had known you were Aesop's friends, why would I have talked so much nonsense with you? I just left."
After saying that, he left angrily, leaving a few people looking at each other.
"This person... seems to have a problem with Aesop?"
"But why? Isn't there a statue of Aesop here?" Aiqi was very puzzled.
When I couldn't find the answer, I just kept asking.
This time a male adventurer was asked: "Do you know Aesop?"
The male adventurer immediately showed an expression of admiration and admiration: "Of course I know! Is there anyone here who doesn't know him?"
This makes the professors even more confused.
How come it seems...men like Aesop very much, but women dislike him very much.
why is that?What did he do?
[-] Find a way to fuck him
Just when a group of professors wanted to find Aesop from Dream Demon Town, a mysterious and weird convoy had secretly left Dream Demon Town a day ago.
This mysterious convoy is composed of four weird people of different heights, but all of them cover their faces with thick veils.
They brought a carriage with a large coffin.
This convoy, which was completely dressed up as mourners, scared away many adventurers along the way. After all, those who came out to fool around more or less believed in some terrifying powers, so this convoy with an ominous look all over it, they I don't want to get close at all.
And this team is naturally ours...
"Damn it." Ganqiu pulled off the veil that covered his face and threw it to the ground. "It's such a hot day, why should I suffer this! I'm getting prickly heat on my face!"
Jier glanced sideways at Ganqiu and said, "Are you afraid of prickly heat or Abel? You must know that the arcanist is likely to have the magic to monitor a certain place from a super long distance."
Gan Qiu immediately picked up the veil that had just fallen to the ground for two seconds. He didn't care if there was any dust on it and wrapped it back immediately. Apparently he was no longer afraid of prickly heat.
But those who should complain still have to complain: "Why do you have to do it like this before you can leave? This is too painful!"
"There is nothing we can do. If we bump into someone who came to capture Aesop on the road, it will be over." Jer said, "And we can't let the guys in Dream Demon Town see when we left. Which direction did they leave from? I don't think those guys with no moral integrity will help us keep secrets."
"What about Bruce and Klim? Why don't they come with us? Aren't they afraid of being retaliated by the arcanist?"
"Bruce plans to hide in the arctic underground streets for a few days. As for Klim, he is an angel." Stank said, "Even an arcanist will not casually seek trouble for angels. After all, he is an angel." That is the messenger of the goddess. The only one in this world who can defeat the arcanist is the goddess."
"Damn it, in the end I am the only one who suffers along with you." Ganqiu asked, "Then when can we get rid of this damn disguise!"
"Bake it up for a while." Jer spread his hands and said, "When you get to Stank's house, you can untie it."
Yes, the destination of their trip is Stank's hometown.
As mentioned before, Stank's father was a rather prestigious little lord.When they don't know where to go for the moment, running there to hide is really a good choice.Moreover, Stank's father is also a human. They hide in the territory of the human lord, which also means it is dark under the light.
It's just that Stank is reluctant to make this decision. He doesn't want to go back to his hometown, but now he has no choice but to go back and hide for a while to delay the decision.
But he repeatedly emphasized to everyone that his father was a troublesome guy, so everyone had better be mentally prepared.
"It doesn't matter." Ganqiu said, "You are already troublesome enough."
"Fuck you..." Stank was about to get mad when the coffin board behind them suddenly started to move with a 'dong dong dong' sound, as if the things inside could no longer be suppressed, which startled everyone.
Fortunately, everyone knew what it was, and seeing no one around, they immediately lifted up the coffin board and turned it over.
The moment it was lifted, a burst of cold air came out, making the freezing person shiver.
"Damn it, it's too cold."
Ganqiu subconsciously complained, but before he could finish his words, a big butt popped up from the back of the coffin board and sprayed white air in Ganqiu's face, knocking Ganqiu unconscious.
"Fuck, what a fucking weird picture this is!" Stank was shocked, "Gan Qiu was farted to death!"
"What's in your butt is the fart!" Before Ganqiu could respond, the butt spoke up first, "I'm so cold, okay! You bastards, just lock me up with this guy! It's terrible! It's fucking painful, isn't it? As for how painful it is... you just need to put two pieces of ice in the py and you'll know!"
This butt is of course Lysa's.
She begged Aesop to take her away no matter what, and Aesop was indeed a helpful person, so he directly removed the wooden board that Lysa was sitting on and used it as a coffin board.As for why there is a coffin, it is naturally to take away the spirit that has not yet woken up.
Therefore, as a coffin board, Lysa naturally has to stay with the spirit in the coffin, and the coldness of the spirit is really hard for Lysa to withstand.
It's really just as cold as ice.
"Oh, do you think we didn't try it when we were in the volcano?" Stank was a little disdainful. They had already experienced stuffing "ice cubes" in their butts a long time ago!
Thanks to Aesop, they have gained so many inexplicably rich experiences.
"Fuck, is it the same in a volcano as it is here?!"
"There's not much difference," said Stank. "It's so hot outside, I want to go inside for a while."
"Stay here for a while? If you dare to stick any part of your body in, I will crush it with my legs!" Lesa directly threatened Stank, "I will let you be trapped in here for a day!" "
Stank curled his lips, he was just talking about it.He really couldn't bear the coldness on his body.
At this time, Aesop looked at the gradually darkening sky, and then said: "Just rest here first."
The few people were indeed tired from walking, so they listened to Aesop's suggestion, stopped where they were, and then started to light a fire to cook. After cooking, they began to sleep. No one kept vigil, but Jier arranged a simple The magic circle is used as a means of protection.
But what they didn't know was that after they fell asleep, the surrounding grass suddenly shook, and then two black figures slowly emerged, an elf and a halfling.
It was the pair of thieves sisters they met in Sanbaku City a long time ago.
"Let me tell you, Celine." Abby frowned tightly as she looked at the strange scene in front of her, "I always feel like something is wrong. These guys don't look like normal people, and they drag a mouthful..." Coffin, we can’t steal the body in the coffin.”
Celine crossed her arms and hummed: "Don't you understand this? These are all disguises. They just want us to think that there are only corpses in the coffin, but based on my intuition, there must be treasures in the coffin!"
Celine's eyes sparkled.
"So, I have to kill him no matter what!"
[-] The mysterious coffin
Abby looked at Celine speechlessly and said, "I feel like you are getting more and more arrogant. Didn't you see that there are protective circles around here? It's best not to mess with this kind of guy."
"Humph, what are you afraid of?" Celine crossed her arms and said proudly, "This is not arrogance, this is confidence. What's wrong with being more confident if I have this ability? God suddenly gave me such an ability, just to Let me do more things! If you say you want to fuck him hard, then you have to fuck him hard. I am no longer the same person I used to be. You just need to look out for me from behind."
Celine's words made Abby feel very helpless.
She didn't know what was going on. In the beginning, Celine was just a little useless elf with no magic talent at all.But for some reason, after being imprisoned in the blast city for a few days, the blocked magic hole seemed to be suddenly opened, and the essence was injected. The magic power and talent increased like crazy.
Even surpassing Abby soon.
Now it's better, the offense and defense have changed.
Originally, Abby led Celine to seek life, with Abby as the head and Celine as the tail.After Celine regained her magical talent, Celine is now the head and Abby is the tail.
Although Abby was very dissatisfied with this and felt that it was a rebellion, there was no special solution. After all, Celine was indeed better than her now.People who didn't dare to rob before started to rob, and goods that didn't dare to steal began to be stolen. Although Abby protested every time, Celine could not resist and succeeded every time, and she succeeded almost without risk. , which made Abby unable to continue protesting, so she could only acquiesce.
Just like the weird-looking convoy in front of her, Abby would have been far away from them normally, but she was still dragged over by Celine, determined to "find a way to kill him."
Then Abby could only wait outside. After all, she did not have the ability to break the magic circle. She could only tell Celine again: "You must be careful and careful. There is probably an immortal in the coffin." clan.”
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