An invincible journey that begins with a different race

He was stunned for an instant, and subconsciously looked at Stank in front of him. When he saw his own son's face, which looked like pig liver, he couldn't hold it back and spat out all the tea on Stank with a "pop" sound. Tank's face.

Stank's mouth twitched wildly. In fact, when Alder said the words "energetic cowgirl", even if he had not read "Aesop's Fables", he could feel something was wrong, but he didn't think about it before Wondering how to skip this topic, Aesop killed the topic directly.

In an instant, neither father nor son dared to look at each other.

After all, a new problem was born.

It is more shameful for a son to have his sexual transformation discovered by his father.

As a father, I feel it is rather shameful that my son is still cute after his sexual transformation.

... Damn it, what the hell is this talking about!

No, let’s end this damn topic!Come on, whoever wants to say something, let’s end this damn topic!

Alder and Stank were roaring in their hearts at the same time.

In the end, Alder coughed twice in embarrassment: "Well... you guys had quite a good time outside."

Stank's mouth twitched slightly, and he forced out a smile that he didn't know was considered a smile.

Then, Aesop asked: "Besides the illustrations, is there anything else that impressed you more deeply?"

Why are you still talking about this book, you bastard!Don’t you guys understand the atmosphere at all?Can we talk about something nutritious?

Alder originally wanted to say this, but facing Aesop's extremely pure eyes, he found that he couldn't say the words of rejection.

Damn it, I still have to continue.Then don’t talk about illustrations, let’s talk about other things, but don’t make any mistakes!

"Ah, um, uh, let me think about it, let me think about it, there are too many impressive things in your book." Alder's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking that no matter what, he should avoid it first. Stank, think about what other characters there are in the book, other characters... huh?

He suddenly thought of the plot of the latest volume of "Aesop's Fables" that had just been delivered this morning and that he had not finished reading yet. It seemed to be a dog orc.

"Yeah, what impressed me most was the dog-orc." Alder said with a smile, "It was the dog-orc who lost himself in the snowfield and finally drew swords with his companions. Haha, I haven't yet I’ve seen something like this before, it must be an interesting scene.”

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha……"

Smiling and laughing, something wasn't right with Alder.

He glanced at Stank and found that the latter's expression... had become elusive, which made him think of a possibility.

"No, it won't..."

Aesop nodded and said, "The one who was fencing with the dog-orc was also Stank."

[-] Don’t look at it, you bastard!

In this way, the atmosphere reached an unprecedented awkward level.

Alder started drinking tea crazily, one cup after another. He didn't care whether the water had just been boiled or not, so he just poured it into his stomach and didn't stop until bubbles appeared on his lips.

On the other side, Stank was frantically pressing his toes on the floor. After standing for several meters, he could hear the "crack" sound from the toes pressing against the ground. It was not even just a sound, he really dug through the floor. , leaving a small hole of several centimeters on the ground, with bloody fingernails and toe skin inside.

Miserable, really miserable.

The father and son really just had to carve the word "miserable" on the floor. Even Jer and Ganqiu couldn't stand it, so the two of them tried to continue discussing their own "Aesop's Fables" with Orr in Aesop. When De started to discuss, Jier and Ganqiu held down his shoulders, one on the left and the other on the right, and jointly suppressed him.

"I beg you to fucking stop talking! If you keep talking, Stank will commit seppuku and commit suicide!" Ganqiu said in a low voice.

"Yes, for the sake of Stank taking you to have fun so many times, let him go!" Jer was also pleading for Stank.

But Aesop couldn't quite understand: "Huh? What happened? I was just talking to them about my book. I'm very interested in Stank's father."

"Which of your eyes saw that he was very interested! Mr. Alder is also getting old. We are begging you on Stank's behalf, don't bring more excitement to him!" Jer said. .

Although Aesop still couldn't understand it, since Jer and Ganqiu had already said so, he was not a devil, so he nodded and expressed no more opinions.

Seeing that Aesop finally stopped mentioning his fables, Alder and Stank both breathed a sigh of relief and calmed down. However, they were soon grinning because of the wounds on their lips and toes. How miserable.

"Ahem, cough, cough, let's get back to the topic!" Stank endured the pain, and then looked at his father, "Roman has already told me, what is going on with that thing of yours?"

"What's the matter?"

"That's your absolute one shot!"

Alder suddenly became a little unhappy: "Can't you talk properly? What is that thing? This is the thing that gave birth to you and raised you. In a sense, it is your biological father..."

"What kind of bullshit theory is this!" Stank was shocked. "You want me to recognize your second brother as my father?"

"I'm just saying that from a physical point of view, it is indeed like this." Alder said, "With it, you are born. Isn't that what it means?"

The conversation between the two made Jer and Ganqiu couldn't help but put their hands on their foreheads.

Damn it, these father and son are really weird. It seems that if Stank has such and such strange experiences, it really can't be entirely blamed on Aesop.

Stank and Alder did not argue for too long on the topic of "Who is your biological father?" After all, this was too retarded, and Alder only deliberately provoked it to relieve the confusion. It was just an awkward atmosphere where the son and his friends took the initiative, and now the topic finally returned to normal - "About what happened that night."

"To be honest, I was really drunk that night and I don't remember it very clearly." Alder crossed his arms and said, "If I hadn't woken up the next morning and found that my 'Absolute Shot' was missing. Well, then I wouldn’t have thought that I did such a great thing that night.”

Stank's mouth twitched slightly: "...You can do it if you do it. Can you not add the modifier 'great' in front of it?"

"Why isn't this 'great'?" Alder said with some dissatisfaction, "I don't have to teach you as a father, but creating life is great no matter where it is placed. People who create life, no matter what You are always a great person. For example, if I created you, then I am a great person."

Stank really didn't want to argue with this bad old man: "Can you get to the point?"

"Then don't focus on some meaningless things." Alder didn't want to suffer any loss from Stank. Seeing that Stank was no longer too lazy to talk back, he nodded with satisfaction. He nodded, collected his emotions and continued, "That's a very ordinary weekly banquet. You know, it's a banquet held once a week. There's nothing special about it, but I don't know why. At that banquet, everyone was I’m very excited, people keep coming to toast me.”

Stank frowned slightly: "You mean, you were deliberately drunk?"

"Of course." Alder nodded and said, "Why else would I drink so much for no reason?"

"...Who knows, you used to get very drunk, okay?" Stank said angrily. Just when Alder subconsciously wanted to refute, he spoke quickly to prevent Alder from changing the topic. Confused, "But since you are so sure that you were drunk, then just pretend that you were drunk, but why did they want to get you drunk? Do any of them know your absolute plan? "

"Of course." Alder said, "Everyone knows it. There is no one in the manor who doesn't know."

Stank was stunned for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, he suddenly became angry: "So you told everyone the damn thing before this!"

"Yes." Alder nodded again and asked at the same time, "Is there any problem with this?"

"Why is there no problem with this?" Stank was so angry that his teeth were itching, "Don't you fucking like reading?! Don't you know that the king's appointment is done in secret? Why do you have to make such a big show of it!"

Stank had always thought that Alder should treat things like the absolute first shot as a secret no matter what.

After all, this matter is too sensitive. Once it comes out, it will be difficult not to make people think wrongly.

Therefore, their next entry point can be entirely focused on who leaked the news.

But what I didn't expect was that the person who leaked the news... turned out to be Alder himself!

"What's the matter?" Alder snorted coldly, "Do I know what is the biggest difference between me and those kings?"

"Yes, what is it?"

Alder said seriously: "It's because I'm more awesome."

Stank was stunned. After a while, he started to say "You are awesome, you ****" and all kinds of curse words, and he was in an extremely irritable mood.

This made Alder quite dissatisfied: "Why are you so excited? Let me tell you, you are too young to understand the mystery of this."

Stank was so angry that his chest hurt. After hearing what Alder said, he subconsciously asked: "What's the secret?"

"Haha, before, those women have reached a dull stage towards me. You know, they are like a dry river that cannot flow out no matter what." Alder crossed his hands and said with great understanding, "But once I tell them that now I have the ability to absolutely shoot, it will be different. In order to please me, it is really... a stream of water."

Stank: "..."

Jere: "..."

Ganqiu: "..."

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale.

Stank kept thinking silently in his mind.

He is my dad, he is my dad, he is my dad...what a ghost!

Stank suddenly stood up and cursed angrily, "I can't help you anymore. You're a lunatic, just kill yourself." He was about to leave, but Ganqiu and Jer held his legs in their arms.

"Okay, okay Stank! There's no need, there's no need."

"Now that the matter has come to this, it's better to think about what to do!"

After some desperate pulling and persuasion, Stank was reluctantly allowed to sit back, and then he almost got off guard when Ald said, "You are so impatient, you are still young after all." So, Another wave of comfort.

This father and son pair are really terrifying, especially this Alder.

Jer, who had comforted Stank, was thinking while wiping the cold sweat on his forehead.

Although he has lived for more than 200 years and has gained enough knowledge, Alder can definitely be regarded as the second most bizarre and incredible powerful person he has ever seen.

What, you ask who is number one?

Isn't that the guy who choked Alder just now and was speechless?

Fortunately, okay, the highest combat power is still on our side.

This strange idea popped up in Jer's mind involuntarily.

Since Alder revealed the absolute first shot at the very beginning, the previously considered direction was no longer needed and had to be reconsidered.

After thinking for a while, Stank said: "Since everyone knows about this matter, it means that this card is played openly. Everyone has ideas about you... But at least the five who succeed are Personally, there is nothing wrong with that.”

Alder nodded.

"In this case, assuming there is no problem with their pregnancy, and your absolute shot is indeed effective." Stank said while thinking, "In other words, the remaining four people have betrayed you. Yes? In that case, who do you think is the most unruly among the four of them, who is most likely to betray you and put green additives on your head? We can take her out first!"

Ah, that's a good idea!

Jer and Ganqiu cast admiring glances at Stank.

Stank couldn't help but have a proud smile on his face.

But this smile didn't last long, and was broken by Alder's words, "Ah, then I think they are all possible."

Is it possible?

Stank no longer knew what expression to use to express his emotions at this moment.

"You mean, your five harems... all have a fucking chance of cheating on you?!"

Alder nodded: "Yes."

"You're so damn calm!" Stank was really going crazy. "When you chose your harem, you didn't care about character at all!"

Alder looked at Stank in surprise, as if he was wondering why his stupid son could ask such nonsense: "Of course I won't. Shouldn't the most important thing be your body and appearance?"

"Why not look at character!"

"That's what you said." Alder said disapprovingly, "Why would you follow me if you are a good person?"

Stank was silenced with just one sentence.

Damn, damn, that makes sense.

Stank had no choice but to collapse on the ground and sigh.

At this time, Aesop, who had been silent for a long time, stood up and said, "How about I give it a try."

"Let you?" Others looked at Aesop.

Aesop nodded and said: "After I came back from the snowfield, I learned some memory magic. I should be able to try to recreate the scene that night."

Hmm...it does seem to be a solution.

Stank recalled how Aesop described his memory magic in the snowfield, and felt a little frightened. However, when he thought that Aesop was looking at his father anyway, it didn't matter at all.

So he nodded and agreed, and Alder did not object, so Aesop walked up to Alder, put his hand on his forehead, and then closed his eyes.

Not long after, Aesop spoke slowly: "Ah, I saw it."

"Ah, can you really see it?"

"Well, it's quite clear."

"Who is that?" Stank asked impatiently.

"It seems to be called Liv."

"That's my fucking mother! Stop looking! Stop looking, you bastard!"

[-] people cannot use their muscles and bones as energy

"Ah, I'm sorry." Aesop retracted his hand and said to the very excited Stank, "I'm not very proficient in memory magic, I just practiced it briefly. Generally speaking, memory magic requires It takes more than ten years of practice to be considered proficient, but my current practice time is only equivalent to two and a half years."

"I don't care if it's one and a half years or two and a half years!" Stank felt really bad. His eyelids twitched. "Anyway, you can't look around. Can you accurately locate that night? If not! Just stop looking blindly!"