Stank and Jer exchanged glances with each other, and then said in unison: "Then we want to play!"
The mid-level dealer smiled "hehehe": "I knew you two would not refuse. After all, playing at the card table is also a man's romance. So what level of dealer do you want to challenge?" Don’t you want to try our ace dealer directly?”
"Well, then there's no need... I mean, no need for now." Stank cleared his throat and said, "Let's start with the simple ones. I want the senior dealer."
"Hmm... It seems that you are very confident, but you don't seem to be very confident." The mid-level dealer said with a smile, "It seems that sir, you are a very capable, but very cautious person, so you dare to choose the high-level dealer directly. Official, but you won’t rashly challenge our ultimate trump card. People like you really have an advantage at the poker table.”
Ah no, actually I just simply like the elf girl behind you.
Stank was thinking in his mind, but did not say it out loud, but asked Jer: "What about you?"
Jer thought for a moment, then looked at the mid-level dealer: "I'm quite interested in you. What's your name?"
"Me? My name is Lily." Lily said with a smile, "Do you want to challenge me? It's not impossible, but I have to remind you that although I am only an intermediate dealer now, it is because I just came here. Not long after, there is no reason for promotion, but my poker skills have reached the level of a senior dealer. So you are challenging two senior dealers at the same time, are you sure?"
Jer said "hehe" twice, and then showed a confident smile: "Don't underestimate me, little girl. Although I am not a professional poker player, I have lived for so many years and have seen everything I should see. , there is a saying that goes, poker players become more and more demonic as they get older. I will beat you until you are screaming at the card table later, and of course, it is not just the card table."
"You're very confident, that's good." Lily clapped her hands and said, "Then how about the four of us having a table together? Um... wait, I seem to have forgotten something."
The few people who were chatting in a lively manner suddenly found that Aesop was still standing aside and had not spoken for a long time.
I almost forgot that there is another person here, but he seems to be quite well-behaved. He must not be very good at gimmicks, right?
Is this guy underage?
After not talking for so long, I guess I haven't been able to adapt to the environment here, and I think it's too much fun.
Lily, who was thinking this way, asked Aesop very kindly: "Little brothers, what do you want to play?"
Aesop thought for a moment and replied: "Oppai."
"...Ah?" Lily was slightly startled, "I'm asking you, what cards do you want to play?"
"Is it okay to skip playing cards?"
"...but this is a casino."
"But I just want to play Oppai."
Lily: "..."
Well, I haven’t seen such a pure person for a long time.
In this case, we can only push the junior dealers to him.
But just when Lily was about to speak, Stank waved his hand and said: "In that case, Aesop, just wait nearby. Which dealer do you like? Tell me directly! I'll help you win it back. How? Sample?"
Is this okay?
Lily looked at Stank in surprise.
"What? Isn't this okay?" Stank shrugged and said, "Anyway, the loser has to obey the winner. Then, if I give the loser to my friend, there shouldn't be any problem. Bar?"
"It makes sense, theoretically there is no such thing, but is it really necessary to play like this?" Lily was a little speechless, "Isn't it that you come here to enjoy playing cards first?"
"There's no way, how can my brother be so pure?" Stank waved his hand, "Let's just start first."
Maybe it was because this was on his own territory, and Stank, as the host, wanted to take care of Aesop, or maybe it was because he finally found what he was good at and what Aesop was not good at.In this case, why not show off your skills to Aesop?
Haha, don't underestimate me. As a noble, you should be proficient in all kinds of gambling skills.
Therefore, Stank directly lit a cigarette for himself, took a deep puff, and said to Lily and another elf dealer while blowing out smoke rings.
"Let's get started, girls." Stank said confidently, "Let me win all of your panties with my own hands."
"That's right." Jer also made a disdainful voice, "Let you little guys see what it means to be a God of Gamblers."
……
Ten minutes later, Stank and Jer, with only their underwear and socks left, were sitting at the gaming table shivering.
What, how could this happen?
Stank couldn't understand.
I obviously haven't exerted any strength yet, so I'm just wearing my pants? !
Jer also had the same view, with confusion written all over his face.
After these four and 10 minutes, they won only a handful of games and lost countless games.
On the other side, Lily and the elf dealer not only had no trace of passivity in their clothes, but the table was also piled with chips that originally belonged to Stank and Zell, as well as their clothes.
"Hey, that's it~" The elf dealer smiled charmingly, "Where did the heroic words just now go?"
"Yeah, I thought you guys were really powerful, you were really the God of Gamblers~" Lily even licked her lips and said in the same contemptuous tone that Jer had used before, "I haven't seen such a person in a long time. A weak opponent~ Is this really an opponent? It’s obviously just a bastard, a bastard fish, a bastard fish~”
Faced with the provocation of the two dealers, Stank and Jer lost their previous arrogance and self-confidence, and only dared to be angry but dared not speak.
It wasn't until this moment that they realized how big the gap was between a professional poker player and an amateur poker player.
"Hey, hey, Jerry! Think of a way!" Stank lowered his voice and said, "We want to take off their clothes, not let them take off our clothes!"
"If I have my way, why don't I just wear a pair of underwear here now?" Jer said angrily, then raised his head and looked at Lily, "You must be cheating!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this guest needs evidence when speaking." Lily squinted her eyes and smiled, "Why do you say that we are cheating? And even if we are really cheating, casinos are like battlefields. What are they? You can use any means, but as long as you don’t catch it, it means nothing.”
Jer was so angry that he had itching teeth, but there was nothing he could do about it. Although it was not impossible to turn the table over at this time, it would be too ungraceful. It was simply a case of losing both people and the team. Jer still couldn't afford it. Very shameful.
But with the chips they have now, they can only lose two more games at most.
And there is currently no comeback point in sight, which means that after two games, he and Stank will completely lose everything and become the playthings of the two dealers on the opposite side.
This kind of thing...don't do it!
But at this moment, after a long silence, Aesop, who had been watching from the side, suddenly spoke: "I understand."
Jer was stunned for a moment and didn't react at the first moment: "What do you understand?"
"I mean, I understand what you are talking about." Aesop said, "I already understand all the rules."
……real or fake?
Everyone had a surprised look on their faces.
Because the cards they play are quite complex, with a total of [-] tricks, which ordinary people cannot master without studying for several hours.
As for Aesop, he just watched Xiaosi for 10 minutes and already understood the rules?
However, for Stank and Zell who know Aesop, this does not seem to be completely impossible. After all, Aesop can learn such complicated magic and is the most outstanding magic genius in the world. So understand The rules of the cards don’t seem to be a big deal.
But what if you just understand the rules?Stank and Zell also understand, so they are still being beaten violently now.
At this time Aesop added: "I know how to win."
Stank was even more surprised: "Really or not?"
Aesop nodded and said: "I have memorized the cards you played and the cards you did not play, so I know how to play. I just stud and that's it."
This……
Lily and the elf dealer didn't believe it at all, and if it were someone else who said this, Stank and Jer wouldn't believe it, but now it's Aesop who says this... They seem to be a little willing to believe it.
But when it comes to stud...
If they lose this hand normally, they still have the next one to play, but if they lose in Stud, then this hand will be over, and there will be no next hand.
But then again, we have already lost so many times anyway, and the outcome will not change if we play one more time.
So Stank and Jer gritted their teeth and directly took the last bargaining chip - the socks.
"Stud!"
They originally thought that Lily and the elf dealer would respond directly, but they did not expect that after exchanging glances, the two said with a sweet smile: "Does the guest want to hire foreign aid? This seems to be a bit against the rules."
"What?" Stank said coldly, "Are you scared?"
"Of course... no. But there are rules on the gambling table, and it's not good to break the rules." Lily blinked and said, "But you are guests after all. It's not impossible to have some privileges, but at least there should be more. It’s only fair for us to pay something.”
"What else do we need to pay for?" Stank became more and more angry, "We have given you the last bit of fabric on our bodies, aren't you happy with it!"
"Yeah." Jer also looked at the two of them, his eyes as sharp as knives, "You bet with us, not to see what you want, but to see what we...have!"
"Don't be angry, guests, don't worry, I won't let you do anything too extreme~" Lily said with a smile, "Well, if you lose this round of stud, you can give us an additional two-person bullfighting performance. Bar."
Bullfighting between two people?
Stank and Jer exchanged glances with each other, and then nodded at the same time: "No problem."
"I haven't finished speaking yet." Lily's smile became brighter and brighter, with a mischievous and cunning look in her eyes, "It's a cow's bull."
Stank and Jer: "...?"
[-] Weak Goblin
"Bullfighting, bullfighting...to?"
Stank and Zell were instantly shocked.
What the hell is this horrible idea? Is this a demon?Is this really a demon? !
"How are you, how many guests?" Lily seemed to have guessed the reaction of the two of them, so she asked with a smile, "Are you sure you want to accept this challenge?"
Stank and Jer didn't dare to speak anymore. Even though they were already well-known adventurers in the world and had experienced both the experiences they should have and the experiences they shouldn't have, it didn't mean that they would I can really accept anything.
They leaned back and moved closer to Aesop, as if they didn't want Lily and the other elf dealer to hear their conversation, but this move was more or less a cover-up, but the two dealers didn't poke any fun at all. Po, just looked at them with a smile, but this smile that should have been sweet made the two of them feel a lot of pressure.
"These two guys are too scary!" Stank said through gritted teeth.
"Yes." Jer also nodded in agreement, "It's really terrifying!"
Aesop asked curiously: "What does bullfighting mean? Where are the cows here?"
Stank and Jer thought Aesop was deliberately joking, but when they turned their heads and looked into Aesop's eyes, they found that there was only innocence in them.
So the two of them gritted their teeth and explained it clearly to Aesop: "A cow is a cow's cow. What do you mean by bullfighting?"
Aesop thought for a while and asked Stank: "Is it the one you and Bruce did in the snowy mountains?"
Stank's expression became even more ugly, while Jer looked at Stank in shock: "So you have already fought once?! Or with Stank?!"
Jer has not read the latest volume of "Aesop's Fables", so he doesn't know what it is all about, and Stank naturally won't talk about it. After all, if he could, he would Kill all the witnesses at the time.
"Accident, that's an accident!" Stank shouted in a low voice, "At this time, can we not let go of any pot and pick up which pot! Our enemies right now are those two Xiao Bichi, not me!"
Jer nodded: "You are right."
Then he moved the stool and moved further away from Stank.
"Hey! Jer, do you think I didn't see it?! What do you mean!" Stank was very annoyed, "There is no problem with my sexual orientation! I told you it was just an accident last time, you bastard!"
Jer moved the stool further, but the small movement caused so much damage that Stank was so angry that he wanted to go directly to him to fight for his life.
"Okay, okay, let's deal with the matter in front of us first." Jer was just joking, "To be honest, I don't care much if I lose the bet. If I lose, I lose. Anyway, playing and being played are both important. It’s just for fun. But bullfighting is really too heavy-handed, so it’s better not to fight.”
"What you said, do you think I was willing to fight at the beginning?" Stank said angrily, "But those two Bichi are so arrogant. Look at their expressions...Geez, they are so barren. What a waste!"
Indeed, the expressions of the two croupiers at the moment had the word "crumb" carved on their faces, which made people feel angry in both heads at the same time.
Speaking of which, Jer felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Then what do you mean?" Jer said, "Just fight them directly?"
"It's useless for you to tell me this!" Stank turned to look at Aesop and asked, "What do you mean, Aesop?"
Aesop replied: "I also want to see you two bullfighting."
"Who the hell asked you this! I'm asking you if you are confident to win, and why you want to see that thing! I'm warning you not to go too far!" Stank was about to explode with anger.
"Oh, then I think I can win."
"I don't want you to think that!" Stank clenched his fists tightly and said, "You have to know what your promise means! If we lose now, we will lose. At most, we will become their playthings, but If you join in, risk everything and then lose, the consequences will be disastrous."
Jer also patted Aesop on the shoulder, and then said very seriously: "Stank is right, so Aesop, you have to think about whether you are sure of winning. After all, as long as you say a word, I and I can win." Stank is about to put our cattle...ahem, and our swords into your hands."
Aesop first looked at Jer, and then at Stank. After thinking for a moment, he took a step forward, then stretched out his left and right hands at the same time, and grabbed Jer from the left and the right in front of everyone. Er and Stank's... big sword.
Jer and Stank were in a daze at the same time, then subconsciously lowered their heads, looked at Aesop's hand, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Aesop said: "Didn't you say you wanted to hand the sword into my hand?"
"...Then I didn't let you fucking hold it!" The two yelled almost in unison, "Who said it was a physical delivery?"
Aesop said "Oh" before taking his hand back.
"I think the probability of winning is quite high." Aesop said, "It should be about [-]%."
Stank frowned slightly: "Why is it only [-]%?"
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