"Oh, please bring toothpicks when you do this experiment. The dwarves have thicker leg hair and more skin on their feet. They may taste a little stuffy." With a pop, the previous lizard man suddenly fell to the ground. Foaming at the mouth, he looked like he was about to burp.

"Although I haven't tasted the dwarf's feet, I still tasted the flower demon's feet. The taste is okay." (??? It's okay. You ghost, why don't you explain this in detail? You spend so much time What are you doing with that stinky dwarf in such a big way?!!)

"Above." (How big are you above? Are there really no more?!!)

These two brand-new evaluation guides have made everyone start to doubt their lives, wondering what the evaluation guides they have read before are.

However, even so, no one said that these two reviews were not good and would not ask the boss to remove them.In the past, such nonsense evaluation guides would have been taken down as soon as possible to avoid tainting people's attention.

However, these two review guides, which seemed incomprehensible and even a little nauseating, made everyone vomit and give a thumbs up.

Reason only.

It comes with pictures, damn!

It can actually be accompanied by pictures!

This is so awesome!

On the worn parchment, the expressions of Charmander and Flower Demon are lifelike and vivid.

This is really, really, really talented!

You must say what’s important three times!

Ever since, everyone remembered this fledgling evaluator - Aesop!

Therefore, everyone who walked by Aesop inevitably gave him a thumbs up and kept hinting at him.

It’s very touching. I’ll keep up the good work. If possible, I’ll make it more exciting next time.

What's more, wouldn't it be better to just draw pictures instead of using words?

"He's actually...really doing this kind of thing?"

When Ziteng saw the two evaluation guides, he didn't feel very good.

Zita sighed softly: "I have already told you."

"He is not an ordinary person."

"In every sense of the word."

……

"A great success, Aesop!" Stank raised a glass full of beer to Aesop, "Although the process is a bit difficult to describe, the result is good. You have been recognized by everyone!"

These two evaluation guides were not originally written by Aesop, because Aesop's first copy was completed with a magic paint pen. Those things were too shocking and unsuitable to be placed here, and the descriptions were too detailed. It's also too academic (yes, these two articles are now the result of revisions with the crazy suggestions of Stank and Jer).

"How do you feel, Aesop?"

Jer was also holding a wine glass, but when he was about to drink, he saw the wine and thought of Aesop's evaluation of the wine. The bad memory came back crazily, and he finally let it go.

Aesop didn't have such worries. He was quite happy while eating skewers and drinking wine: "It feels good and interesting. It's much more interesting than doing research in a high tower."

Stank and Jer looked at each other and smiled, suddenly feeling that they had something in common with Aesop.

Hey, we are all men, what can't we understand?

"By the way, Aesop, isn't Nana your servant?" Stank pointed at Nana aside and asked, "Are you going to let her come out to work?"

At this moment, Nana has become one of the waiters at the food and wine pavilion, just like Medori and Kelim.

Her appearance has changed a lot from before. Her long pink hair turned into blue. This was changed by Aesop using magic power to prevent everyone from recognizing her.

"Is there any problem?" Aesop was a little confused.

"It's not a problem." Stank burped, "But don't magicians always regard their servants as exclusive servants? All the magicians I have seen are like this, and they don't let their servants communicate with other people. Because the magician’s own privacy is very important.”

Aesop thought for a while and felt that Stank's words made sense, so he called Nana over.

"You!" Aesop pointed at Nana.

Nana was immediately startled: "What, what's wrong?"

"You can't wash other people's socks."

Stank, Jer, and Nana: "..."

Okay, I still don't understand it.

36 Just one little problem

"I, I don't know how to wash people's socks, what are you thinking?!"

Nana didn't expect that Aesop had called her here just to talk about this, and she suddenly felt ashamed and angry.

"You can't wash their underwear either."

"I don't know how to wash that kind of thing! Let alone helping other people, I can't even wash it for you!"

Aesop nodded: "Then I can only change you back."

Nana's expression froze, then she lowered her head and said in frustration: "Just wash it...I didn't say you won't wash it."

After saying that, he left quickly, as if he was afraid that Aesop would make more excessive demands.

Aesop then turned to look at Stank and Jer: "Look, there is no problem anymore."

Why do I feel like you are the biggest problem...

Holding such a young and beautiful flower demon, you just want to have your socks and underwear washed. Stank and Jer don't know how to complain.

"By the way, what are the plans for tonight?" Aesop asked, "Didn't I say that at night it should be Dream Demon time?"

Stank and Jer exchanged glances with each other. To be honest, they didn't want to go out tonight because they had not recovered from the energy consumed in the Dream Demon Tower last night. They encountered the Flower Demon Tavern again during the day and another one in the afternoon. It was Ci Ta's job, and in the evening, he was helping Aesop revise the evaluation guide.

This series of operations and encounters made them feel physically and mentally exhausted, and they just wanted to take a good rest.

However, facing Aesop's expectant eyes like a young bird, how could the two old birds say "no"?

This is related to the dignity of men!

Men, never say you can't do it!

Especially in front of men smaller than myself.

"Let me think about it." Stank coughed twice, "Actually, it's not that we don't want to go, it's that we haven't thought of a suitable incubus for you yet."

"Yes, I originally wanted to wait until Bruce came." Jer looked at the people in the food and wine pavilion, but did not find the figure of the majestic half-orc. He was a little regretful, "Because you have feelings for the dream demon at the same time. The three of us couldn't accept this, so we thought of letting Bruz come up with an idea. But Bruz hasn't come yet, and I don't know where he is."

"I hope I won't die outside." Stank said casually, "It would be a shame if that happened."

He spoke of regret, but could not hear too many emotional fluctuations. For adventurers, life and death are very random.

"Brutz is very strong and won't get into trouble easily. He must have taken on some troublesome mission." Jer said, "So we'd better think about it ourselves first. Aesop's requirements for the Dream Demon are... ...The magic power needs to be pure, so I cannot choose the Immortal Seed, or the Immortal Seed that is too old, so I must first eliminate those of my own race."

"Then the appearance requirements are similar to mine, that is, humanoid, or humanoid." Stank thought for a while, and then said, "So orcs probably can't do it, and orcs generally don't like to be clean. This is not good for your anger. It’s a big challenge for a sensitive sense of smell.”

"Yes, there are fewer requirements to meet these requirements at the same time, but it's not impossible... Huh?" Jer suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Stank, "Why don't you go to the Golem Shop?"

After being stunned for a moment, Stank suddenly slapped his head and said, "Yeah, I almost forgot about this."

"What is a puppet shop?" Aesop was a little curious.

"A dream shop that can meet all your requirements is very special." Stank stood up with a smile, "But it can definitely meet all your requirements. Just go and take a look and you will know. Don't worry, you won't be disappointed. The only flaw is..."

"What is it?"

"It's not real." Jer shrugged and said, "But it's realistic enough. It's really a good choice for a newbie like you."

……

After seeing the wilderness trio leaving in a hurry, Medori looked at Klim.

"It seems that your position has been taken away, Kelim."

Kelim smiled coquettishly, but before he could say anything, he saw Stank and Jar running back in a hurry. They rushed out again with Kelim in their arms, leaving Madeli alone and messy in the noisy tavern. With.

"Why am I the only one left again!!!"

……

"Welcome to the Golem Shop!"

A wooden doll greeted the trio expressionlessly.

To say that she was expressionless was to say that she was really expressionless, not because she was unhappy, but because the dull demon doll's face did not show much expression.

"Don't worry, it's just like this now." Jerr patted Aesop on the shoulder and said with relief, "When you choose the components, assemble it into a human being and inject magic power into it, it will become a real human being. ’, although it was only for a short time, it was enough."

Aesop looked around and saw all kinds of devices.

Because the golem is assembled, each part is scattered, and there are dozens, or even hundreds, of choices for each part.This row was all arms, that row was all legs, the cabinet contained eyeballs of various colors, and in front of them were hundreds of heads.

"This looks... a bit permeable." Kelim felt a little shuddering.

"Hey, if you pretend, you'll be inadvertent." Stank smiled and looked at Aesop, "How about this, this place is pretty good, isn't it?"

Aesop nodded, his eyes shining: "It's indeed interesting."

"In that case, customers can start assembling it." The puppet shop clerk said to everyone expressionlessly, "Once assembled, just inject the magic power. If there is no magic power, you can ask me to inject it. You can customize what you want. If the technique is good, any kind of dream monster can be customized. If the technique is not good, you can also choose one assembled by other customers."

The golem shop assistant said as she took a step back to let everyone see the row of samples behind her.

There are elves, orcs, almost everything you want.

"You've come to a place like this, how can you not assemble it yourself?" Stank was very motivated.

At this time, Kelim discovered a tank with some strange creatures in it. They were curled up together and spitting bubbles: "What is this?"

Jer made a finger-crossing-circle gesture towards Klim: "It's used to replace this part."

Lim immediately blushed.

"This thing is very sexy. It will fade if used too much, but it's okay to use it occasionally." Stank put down the cigarette in his mouth and rolled up his sleeves, "Okay, let's start working. !”

Half an hour later, the three of them were lying on the ground. Looking at the different faces in front of them, they felt that their self-confidence had been greatly affected.

What is this.

The dolls made by the three of them are not to say wonderful, but at least they are not human-like at all.

"No, our technique is still too bad." Jer sighed, and then realized that there seemed to be one person missing, "What about Aesop?"

The golem clerk replied: "He has already made it and brought it into the house."

Stank was slightly startled: "Is he so powerful?"

"Yes, that gentleman's technique is very good. It can be said to be the most perfect work since the opening of our store." The puppet clerk replied expressionlessly, "There is only one small problem."

"what is the problem?"

The golem clerk pointed to the sink.

"He's not pretending."

37 Decisive Weapons

"What? Aesop actually went to the Dream Demon Shop?" Ziteng was shocked when he learned the news.

"Yes, haven't I already told you?" Ci Ta said to Wisteria while cooking in the kitchen, "otherwise, why do you think he came here? Although it doesn't look like it, he should be the same in his heart. Stank and the others are also old perverts, ah, pass me that piece of barbecue."

Ziteng helped Ci Ta do things nonchalantly, her mind focused on other things: "Is there such a good thing?"

"Why is this a good thing?" Ci Ta took the roasted meat from Wisteria and felt something was wrong with it. Then he turned around and looked at it, feeling speechless for a while, "It's roasted meat, not cucumbers."

"Yeah, I've rarely seen it... No, I've never seen a human magician of this level with such a simple and innocent hobby!" Ziteng became excited, "I feel like I can do it."

"Why do you think you can do it? I asked you to pass the barbecue."

"Okay." Ziteng handed it over again, and then continued to mutter, "You don't know this, sister, if Aesop falls in love with me, or becomes entangled with me..."

"You have no scruples in order to improve your strength, right?" Ci Ta looked at the meat that Ziteng handed over again, and was even more speechless, "Can you see what you gave me! I'm talking about barbecue. , Barbeque! Barbecue is cooked meat, not raw meat! How can you serve raw meat to guests? "

"Are you saying that the time is not ripe enough? Do you need to make more preparations?"

"I'm talking about the meat being undercooked! It's not that you're undercooked!" Ci Ta was really angry. "Wisteria, I'm warning you, Aesop is a very strange person. Although he doesn't have any bad intentions, he rashly Getting close to him can easily bring misfortune! It’s not like you haven’t experienced it before! Also, my barbecue!”

"Magic power itself is unfortunate. Compared with those immortal species whose magic power has not improved for thousands of years, their magic power has become thicker and smellier due to aging and lack of improvement. Now this sacrifice is nothing!" Ziteng said seriously! Said, "This is a necessary sacrifice. Now Aesop's visit to the Dream Demon Shop is a good opportunity for me. I will go and take a peek to see what type he likes, so that I can be prepared." "

"Go, go, go!" Ci Ta was really angry, "You don't listen to me no matter what I tell you. It's always been like this. I've told you what is right and wrong, but you just go your own way. , is this really good? Go and try it out... help me bring the barbecue!"

This time, Wisteria didn't respond.

Zita turned around and found that no one was around.

……

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