Stank felt something was not right.
To be precise, I felt something was not right about Wisteria.
For some reason, Ziteng suddenly changed out of the green dress she had been wearing for who knows how long.Now she is wearing a very short skirt, the kind of skirt that allows you to enjoy the beautiful scenery by blowing the wind while walking.
And Stank didn't know if it was his imagination, but he always felt that Wisteria's walking posture was weird, jumping up and down, as if he wanted everyone in the store to see that scene.
Because I was confused, I asked directly: "Wisteria, are you planning to become a full-time dream girl?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Stank was stabbed in the butt by a green vine. The pain made him curl up like a shrimp and scream.
Ziteng looked at Stank coldly, thinking whether it was because Aesop was here, how could I have been seen by you?
Yes, Wisteria wants to start Aesop's plot of "a young and ignorant boy inadvertently glances up the skirt of a beautiful older sister and misses her forever".
That's why she deliberately changed into a short skirt and walked with a high spirit, which Aesop could easily see with a casual glance.
However, ever since Aesop woke up and came downstairs to sit here, his head has been lowered, and he doesn't know what he is thinking. He is unmoved by Wisteria's various tricks around him.Ziteng was so angry that she wanted to put her skirt directly over the head of this incomprehensible guy, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and show me what color it is!"
But she didn't dare.
Damn it, what went wrong?I obviously felt that this guy didn't look like a gentleman. He almost had the word "for free" carved on his forehead. Why didn't he react at all?
Unable to bear it anymore, Ziteng launched a direct attack on Aesop. She walked to Aesop, leaned down with a smile, and tried to show another piece of her youth in front of Aesop: "Little Aesop, what are you doing? ah?"
Aesop looked up at Wisteria, and then took out a business card from his pocket.
"This was given to me by a businessman before," Aesop said. "He said that he opened this dream shop. In order to thank me, I don't have to pay if I go."
Wisteria looked down at the card in Aesop's hand.
This is indeed the business card of a dream shop. On it is a dream girl in extremely cool clothes, ogling the person outside the card, which can be said to be quite lewd.
But the problem is... I don't dress more innocently than she does. Why do you only look at the paper person above, but not the real person? !
Ziteng was so angry that her teeth were itching. She really wanted Aesop to pay attention to the key points, such as this and that, so she lowered her body again and deliberately breathed into Aesop's ear while speaking. As long as Aesop turned his head, , can...
"Then you go."
It was rare to see Aesop take an interest and take the initiative to suggest where he wanted to go. Stank and Jer immediately came over.
And when he heard that he could do it for free, Kelim, who was a little short of money recently, couldn't help but fly over.
The four of them sat at a table around the small card, and then ignored Ziteng who was still paying attention to this and that point.
"Oh, the dream girl on the cover looks okay." Stank said, "The quality seems to be quite high."
"Let me see where it is... Well, although it's not in this town, it's not far away," Jer said. "If you want to go, you can walk there and back in one day."
"Why don't you go? What's there to hesitate about?" Stank said again, "Don't you still have to pay? What's your relationship with the boss like? Can you take us with you for free? "
Aesop pondered for a while and said: "A life-long friendship."
"really?"
"Yeah, without me, he would be dead."
Stank, Jer: "..."
"But there is a problem." Aesop said slowly, "I was not like this when I rescued him."
Stank was a little confused: "What do you mean it's not like this?"
"Literally, I was not what I am now when I rescued him." Aesop said, "When I rescued him, I was a big muscle tyrant, but not now. I don't know if he will admit it."
The trio fell into silence immediately, and no one knew how long it had passed before Kelim asked cautiously.
"Aesop, I'm just curious. I'm really curious. Just ask. If you don't want to answer, you don't have to answer."
"How did you get to know him in the first place?"
Aesop: "?"
After some explanation, everyone understood what was going on.
"It turns out you used the transformation technique at that time." Jer asked, "Then you are now, are you your original self?"
Aesop nodded and said: "It is very tiring to maintain a new image that is completely inconsistent with one's own."
Jer agreed very much and said: "Indeed, becoming a different person will cause serious psychological damage and blow."
As a magician, Jer finally felt that he and Aesop had something in common.
"Oh, that's not the case." Aesop shook his head and said, "It's just that the clothes are not easy to wear after getting bigger, and they feel a little stuck in the crotch."
Jere: "..."
"In that case, why don't you change your mind again in front of that boss?" Stank felt that this was not a problem at all, "And in the worst case, just pay."
"You can't pay. This is what the boss owes me." Aesop said, "As long as I don't pay, he doesn't owe me. If I pay, he still owes me."
This argument made everyone a little confused.
"And I want to try what the lizard man said about having sex for free." Aesop finally got to the point, "Don't pay and run away. Is it really that exciting?"
"Well, it's better not to learn this kind of thing."
Stank and Jer immediately started ideological education on Aesop, while Wisteria, who had been ignored for who knows how long, felt numb both in her mood and legs.
Are you still discussing free prostitution? !
I almost wrapped myself into a gift box and delivered it to you, but you didn’t even look at me? !
Still thinking about having sex for free? !
Isn’t I your free prostitute? !
Ziteng couldn't help but want to shout.
At this moment, Aesop suddenly turned his head and looked at Wisteria, as if he suddenly discovered something, and said in a very confused way: "Miss Wisteria, your shoes are quite nice."
Ziteng was stunned for a moment, and then a feeling of joy filled her heart.
Hahahaha, this brat finally reacted.
He complimented me on my breasts... No, my shoes are nice.
Wait, why are they shoes?
From Aesop's perspective, how could she see her shoes?
Ziteng lowered her head subconsciously, and then finally discovered the point.
She was busy posing, but she forgot that she had a small flaw.
That is, even though he has lived for so many years, he has always been in the state of showing off his sharp points.
So much so that when she was wearing such loose and cool clothes, she could not see any important points through the clothes if she looked down in the direction of her head.
It can even be seen at a glance...
See the shoes directly.
42 branches flying in the wind
When watching Ziteng leave without a trace, Stank felt even more baffled, as if he didn't know why she was still here.
In the past, Ziteng would come back occasionally (meaning several years) to see Ci Ta, and then leave very quickly, rushing to practice like a perpetual motion machine that couldn't stop.But this time he stayed for such a long time, and what he did was completely incomprehensible to Stank.
It's just that although what I'm thinking is elusive, there are still some visible places that I can see.
After confirming that Wisteria had gone away, Stank touched his chin and muttered: "I said, Wisteria must be an adult now, inside the dryad."
"Yeah, it's been a while," Jer answered.
"Then why does it feel like there is no development at all? You know what I am referring to, Jer." Stank gestured with his hands in front of his chest, "It seems like he is underage. I used to think it was because he was not an adult. But now it doesn’t seem to be the case. Is it true that it won’t change? Speaking of it this way, it seems that Ci Ta is the same. Why is this? The tree demon is not a flower demon."
Jer glanced at Stank and said: "Of course I know what you are talking about, but you can't blame her. Most of the dryads are not much different from each other. Her father was the same way at the beginning."
"...Shouldn't it be normal for her father to be like this?" Stank's mouth twitched slightly, "It would be wrong if his father was rich, right? Are you sure you are talking about hers? Father instead of her mother?”
"Of course, I have never met her mother." Jer burped and then fell into memories, "I think back then, her father and I had just formed an adventure team. At that time, everyone was still young and very passionate. , so we decided to pee against the wall to see who could pee farther."
Stank couldn't help but complain: "Your behavior is completely unworthy of the two adjectives of youth and passion."
"Hey, hey, hey, can you please stop interrupting while I'm reminiscing about my youth?" Jer was a little unhappy, "I won't interrupt if I interrupt again."
"Okay, okay, I won't interfere with you anymore, I won't interfere with you anymore."
Jer nodded with satisfaction and thought for a moment before continuing: "Anyway, at that time we were competing to see who could pee far and who could pee high."
"The results of it?"
"My score is [-] meters, I mean height."
"That's pretty good!" Stank asked, "What about him? Did he lose to you?"
Jer glanced at Stank, and then said quietly: "He peed all on my feet, not a bit on the wall."
Stank couldn't help but be startled: "Why is this?"
"Because while we were playing, there was a gust of wind, a breeze."
"……so what?"
"His branches, as slender as catkins, flutter wildly in the wind."
Stank was stunned for a while before he suddenly realized what he was talking about. Then he held his stomach and burst out laughing. He laughed so hard that he slapped the table, and the force caused cracks on the wooden table top.
Seeing Stank laughing wildly on one side, and Aesop on the other side looking puzzled, he obviously didn't understand the metaphor with connotations, so after sighing, he explained it to Aesop.
After hearing this, Aesop understood.
It turns out that the branch refers to this part.
"So, why is it so slender?" After finally laughing enough, Stank asked while holding his stomach, "The dryad is not small, so why is that... key part not very ideal? ? Or is it just him who is not so ideal?"
"He also explained this to me." Jer said. "He said that the tree demons have been working hard from generation to generation, because those who are not working hard are often born because they cannot compete with others. The sunlight withers and dies, so they have to work hard to grow taller. Only by growing taller can they absorb more sunlight and survive. Therefore, the dryads use nutrients even when they are growing. Once it grows, the rest of the branches and vines can grow as long as they want, as long as they can be used by then."
The Stanks almost couldn't help but laugh: "This is too tragic."
Jer shrugged: "Who says it's not?"
At this time, Aesop, who had been silent for a long time, spoke again: "I have a question."
"Oh? Do you still have questions?" Jer turned to look at Aesop, "Just tell me directly. I know the tree demon quite well. I can tell you whatever you want to know."
Jer thought that neither Cita nor Wisteria allowed them to tell Aesop about the flower, but if Aesop asked him about it, he could answer it, and it would not be considered a breach of promise.
But what he didn't expect was that Aesop, after thinking for a while, asked: "Did you just say that when the male tree demon was competing, the branches flew wildly in the wind just because of a gust of wind?"
"Yeah?" Jer didn't think much and replied casually, "What's wrong?"
"Since they were all flying around, did they really pee at your feet so accurately?" Aesop raised his doubts, "Did it really not splash anywhere else?"
Jay suddenly fell into silence.
Bad memories came flooding back.
He looked at the light yellow beer in the cup and felt that he had lost his appetite.
"Let's discuss the Dream Demon Shop you mentioned before." Jer changed the subject abruptly and pushed the beer he had just taken a few sips away, "When do we set off?"
"Well, have we just discussed the topic of departure?" Stank's mind has not turned around yet, "No, we are not talking about now..."
"That's enough. The so-called adventurers should do whatever they think of." Jer slammed the table and said in a loud voice, "Time waits for no one. Let's set out now. We can arrive tonight!"
With that said, regardless of Aesop and Stank's opinions, he directly grabbed their hands and rushed out.
But before they could take a few steps, a short figure rushed in and bumped into them.
"Hey, why are you leaving in such a hurry...Ganqiu?"
A halfling wearing green clothes collided with them.
Seeing Stank and Jer, Ganqiu stood up instantly, and then said in a crying tone: "Stank, Jer! Go and save Brutz, he is about to die!"
Stank and Jer were shocked: "What happened to him?"
"He, he, he..." Ganqiu couldn't say anything.
"What the hell happened to him?!"
"He... was drained!" Ganqiu shook his finger fiercely, "I just checked."
"There's not a drop left, there's not a drop left!"
43 Damn it, what do you smell like!
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