"Leave it to me!" Yuti said and was about to rush inside. "I'm going to chop that guy up right now! It's all over!"

Hearing what Yuti said, Amat was so frightened that she quickly reached out and held her shoulder.

"What are you thinking!" Amat said, "You rushed in like this, do you want to die?"

Yuti said very unhappily: "Am I looking for death? Whether it's that Aesop or that forest grandmother, I'm not afraid, okay?"

"What if the two of them join forces?"

Yuti suddenly fell silent.

Amat sighed and said: "And we are just assuming that the forest grandmother has the intention to tear up the peace contract. It is just an assumption. Before it is really confirmed, we have no way to take action against such an existence. You must know that she is not just She is a mythical creature and the ruler of the Youl Forest, and we cannot ignore her status."

"This won't work, and that won't work either." Yuti was so anxious that his hair was standing on end, "Then what can it do?!"

"You can only sneak in!" Amat said. "Although your strength cannot deal with Forest Grandma and Aesop at the same time, it is still very easy to disguise yourself under their noses."

"Sneaking in?" Yuti was a little confused, "I have never done such a thing."

"It doesn't matter, I have a tutorial here." Amate handed Yuti a manual, "You just need to follow this."

Yuti took the manual and glanced at it, only to see that it read - "Infiltration Investigator Guide".

"This is the experience of our Holy See's infiltration investigators in the past." Amat said, "As long as you follow the instructions above, you will be able to complete the task easily."

Although Youdi was very reluctant to go to such trouble, she also knew that this mission could not be solved by force, so she could only reluctantly nodded: "I understand."

Then he picked up the manual and was about to rush inside, but was held back by Amata again.

"What's wrong?!" Yuti felt very angry.

"Well, I just want to remind you." Amat said, "If you have a chance, please complete another task by the way."

"what?"

"It's time to extract semen."

Yuti: "..."

"This is a great opportunity." Amat said, "It allows us to better understand the secrets of star magic... I leave it to you!"

Amat patted Yuti's shoulder vigorously to show encouragement.Although Yuti wanted to get angry, she still endured it at this time.

TMD, Aesop is like a dog.

Let me see what kind of conspiracy you are planning!

……

"Ah ah ah ah, I can't do it!" Stank's shrill cry came, "My head is going to explode, it's really going to explode, stop fucking stabbing me!"

Stank's voice came from the "sword" of the Tianting.

"Whose leg is it? Can you spot it more accurately!" Stank shouted loudly, "The target is wood, not stone! How can anyone stab a stone!"

Brutz's slightly apologetic voice sounded from Tian Ting's right foot: "Sorry, Stank, I can't see the stone from this angle."

It was Jer who was talking on the left foot: "Well, the coordination is not very good, but then again, even if the position is not chosen well, you don't have to poke. Who is the waist?"

Aesop's voice came from his lower abdomen: "It's me."

"Why the hell are you poking at rocks!?"

Aesop thought for a while and said: "How can I prove that my waist is good without poking a stone?"

Yiqiqi Youdi: Strange, why not...

After the integration ended, the consciousnesses of several people returned to their original bodies from their legs, swords, and waists.

As soon as he returned to his true body, Stank used two hands, one pressing his head and the other covering his crotch, with a very painful expression.

Jer turned his head, looked at what he was doing, and asked thoughtfully: "I know what your left hand means, and I also know what your right hand means, but I don't quite understand the two hands together." ."

Stank gritted his teeth and said, "Go and try to channel your consciousness into the 'sword', then poke the stone and you will understand! I only feel pain in my big and small heads now!"

With that said, Stank also turned his head and pointed his finger at Aesop.

"Aesop! Why did you start poking rocks as soon as I came to try the 'sword'?! You guys are definitely trying to mess with me!"

After the Tianting was completed yesterday...oh no, it shouldn't be called the Tianting yet. It's still in the state of an experimental product, so it should be called the No. [-] unit.

After the No. [-] unit was completed, the four people immediately began to conduct integration exercises.Jer and Brutz channeled their consciousness to their left and right legs respectively, with Stank in charge of the waist and Aesop in charge of the sword.

But after trying it for a day, Stank felt that the position of the sword was really interesting, and it was very interesting to poke and prod, so he proposed to try changing positions with Aesop.I just gave it a try during the practice, but in the final battle with my grandmother, I asked Aesop to control the sword. Aesop agreed, so he let Stank get on and controlled the waist himself.

As a result, Aesop controlled his waist, manipulated the sword, aimed at the stone and started five lightning strikes, almost killing all Stank's people.

After all, what they uploaded was not just consciousness, but also the nervous system. Otherwise, how could they feel pleasure... and pain.

Faced with Stank's accusation, Aesop certainly refused to admit it: "Of course not."

"Then why do you have to poke rocks!"

Aesop replied: "I was testing the strength of the sword."

The Stanks were all dumbfounded: "How can we measure the strength of a sword?! We are going to kill grandma, not her!"

"Even if you want to kill grandma, you still have to test the strength of the sword." Aesop said, "Grandma is a mythical creature that has lived for thousands of years."

"……so what?"

"Have you not seen the thousand-year-old tree bark?" Aesop said, "It is very hard, harder than stone. An ordinary sword cannot penetrate her armor at all."

Stank's mouth twitched slightly: "Why do I feel like you are bluffing me?"

"How is that possible? I'm definitely not bluffing you. This is my experience."

"Where did you get this experience?"

"I have fought with Miss Huang. Miss Huang is a mythical creature." Aesop said, "But you have no experience fighting with mythical creatures."

Stank only felt that his chest was pierced by an invisible sword. Now it was healed. The big head, small head and heart were all damaged. It was like a mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat and he wanted to vomit. But he couldn't spit it out. After holding it in for a long time, he could only say: "Okay, then I will continue to be the waist, you will continue to be the sword, and we will continue to test the strength of the sword!"

Aesop shook his head and said: "No need, just test it once. Let's continue to poke the wood."

"You fucking..."

If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't beat Aesop, Stank would really want to get away from this guy, so Izmo got away.

"It's been two days of practice." On the other side, Bruce kept rubbing his legs. "It still feels so difficult. This thing doesn't look like it can be controlled by the four of us. Now we can only You can barely control half of your body, or the lower half, but you can't control the upper half at all, so can it just be used as a decoration?"

"To be honest, even in the lower half, we don't control it well," Jer said. "Even now, I still can't hit accurately, I can't stand steady, and I don't feel good."

Aesop also nodded, and while thinking, he expressed his feelings: "The burden on my waist is also heavy, and I always feel that the sword is a bit redundant, and occasionally it can't stand upright. I don't know if it's because of Stank himself."

Stank: "?"

"We still need to continue to improve." Aesop concluded, "Oh, by the way, there is this."

Aesop took out four rings.

"What is this?" Jer asked.

"Every time you connect your consciousness, you have to use magic, and the magic of consciousness connection is too troublesome, so I simplified it a bit." Aesop said, "As long as you put on this ring, you can automatically connect your consciousness. It has been transferred to the corresponding part.”

Aesop's words immediately made the expressions of the three of them complicated.

How does it feel... It's a very amazing magic, but it's used for weird things.

"These two are rings of support, this one is the ring of the atrium, and this one is the ring of sharpness." Aesop introduced the names of the rings to the three of them in turn.

"The name sounds pretty good, but it's not easy to remember." Stank said casually.

"Oh, let's make it simple." Aesop pointed again, "Leg ring, leg ring, waist ring, chicken ring."

"Hey, hey, it doesn't have to be so simple, you bastard! The B box is completely gone!"

Several people divided the rings and then asked, "How should I use this? Can I just put it on?"

"Just put it on and shout 'Gaia'."

Bruce's mouth twitched slightly: "...Do you really have to be so ashamed?"

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't shout. You can use it even if you don't shout."

"Then you still have to shout!"

Aesop replied: "It feels more powerful to shout out."

The three of them were speechless to Aesop, but they were too lazy to argue. After putting the rings away, they shouted to go eat and rest.

After all, being a Gundam pilot is tiring.

Aesop is not an unscrupulous capitalist. Anyway, my grandmother will not burp right away. Zai can still take it slow and adjust it slowly, so the four of them went back to the room together, ate, took a nap, and had enough rest. Then I came out to work again.

But when leaving the room, Aesop thought for a moment and felt that compared to the strength of the sword, there were still many things that needed to be changed in Unit [-], so he didn’t have to be so anxious to practice the sword, so he put his own chicken ring on it. Room, not taken out.

But what Aesop didn't know was that not long after he left the room, a sneaky figure came in.

It was Yuti.

"Haha, I didn't expect that I could sneak in here so easily." Yuti snorted, "What a forest grandmother, what a quasi arcanist, what star magic, it's nothing more than that... Let me take a look. What conspiracy are you preparing?"

Yuti swayed around and found the suspicious-looking chicken ring.

"what is this?"

She stepped forward, thought for a moment, and put the ring on her finger.

"Strange, why there is no reaction..."

Halfway through the words, there was no more sound.

[-] My head, my head!

"What about Aesop?"

The three of them returned to the Tianting, and when they were about to start the synchronization drill, they found that Aesop was missing and did not know where he had gone.

"It seems that Ivy asked him to leave." Jier replied lazily, "It said that Aesop was asked to report on the progress of the Tianting."

Stank was puzzled: "What's there to report?"

"After all, after all, you have spent so much money here in the Yoel Forest, you have to see something." Jer is quite accustomed to it, "Hey, most of this race that has lasted for thousands of years is like this, and they are careful in everything they do. , they are afraid of this and that, and what they are most afraid of is change. What we have done this time is something they have never seen before, or even heard of, so of course they are worried."

Bruce asked: "Are you talking about the descendants of the forest, or are you talking about the elves yourself?"

"I'm telling you, can't you hear it?" Jer said, "And we elves can be considered descendants of the forest, but our birthplace is not in this forest."

"But are elves really as bad as you say?" Stank didn't believe it. "The elf girls I met are all very good. They are proficient in various fighting postures. It's not what you said at all." That way.”

"That's one code, one code, and the elves you can see have all left the Elf Forest, and they are relatively open-minded guys." Jer folded his hands, looked at Stank sideways, and then lazily He said, "You only need to go to the Elf Forest to understand what I'm talking about. The slogans on the Dream Demon Shop there have not changed for hundreds of years."

"What's this?"

Jer asked again: "The dream girl in there hasn't changed for thousands of years?"

Stank opened his mouth and was suddenly speechless.

"Stank, let me be honest, your taste is really too strong." Bruce covered his nose, as if he could smell something bad just thinking about this topic, he frowned and said angrily. , "Does anyone really like those thousand-year-old elves? You said you like young elves who are one or two hundred years old. I can understand that, but after a thousand years, the magic power stinks."

"Shut up, I can't smell magic. It's not as pretentious as you magic chefs!" Stank looked a little annoyed when he was sandwiched between Jer and Brutz. "It's just that you damn magic chefs are too pretentious. I will miss so many good girls! Unlike me, only someone who is not picky like me can enjoy the beauty of the world to the fullest!"

"Really? Then let's not talk about magic power." Jier said quietly, "When you are fighting these old elves, have you ever thought about how many people of your kind can be accommodated in these thousand years? ?”

Stank pondered subconsciously.

Then the more I thought about it, the greener my face became.

"Mom, stop talking, stop talking." Stank had to raise his hands and surrender, "I will also carefully consider my age in the future... Damn it! You two bastards, don't try to take advantage of my XP easily. , my XP is as solid as a rock, it is definitely not something you can easily shake with a few words! Just wait, sooner or later I will go to the Elf Forest and enjoy those beautiful Elf Sisters! Then you will Go ahead and be jealous!”

Jer's expression was strange: "Are you sure those are the elf sisters?"

Bruce was also a little unbelievable: "Are you sure we will be jealous?"

"...Okay, don't worry about these small details." Stank didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him at all, but he felt that he had no chance of winning as a human against the two magic chefs Jer and Brutz. If Aesop was there, Here... TMD, Aesop is one-on-three here, which makes Stank even more irritated. He scratched his hair as if to vent his anger and said, "How come I have no luck after feeling this damn place?" Ah, let alone good luck, it should be bad luck. I feel like I have never been so unlucky since I was born. Nothing goes well no matter what I do. Damn I really want to go back."

Stank has begun to miss it.

It doesn't matter whether it's a five-hundred-year-old elf, a 1000-year-old elf, or even a five-thousand-year-old elf, as long as you have a broad mind, it's like burying your head in the heart of such a person.

There are all wooden piles here, which is too torture.

"And Aesop!" Stank said, "I always feel that all my recent misfortunes are due to this guy. I really want to take revenge on him, even just a little bit. Let me take revenge on him! "

Stank became even more irritated when he thought that he might turn into a girl and be teased by Aesop after he returned.

But at this moment, Jer suddenly patted Stank on the shoulder and said in a low voice: "Hey, hey, it seems that the opportunity has come."

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