The emperor clapped his hands, sat on the chair, and greeted a few people.

So Linnaeus spent the day under the hospitality of Penguin Logistics.

Well, he probably got drunk at the end.

According to the system, he was carried back to the room by Croissant's hand.

What is a Super Terran!

Chapter 5·Open the door!Dongfeng Express...Penguin Logistics!

A few months after Linnaeus took over.

"Huh? Someone's goods were opened? Does that person still suspect that I did it?"

Next to a scale fish ball shop, Lin Nai was talking on the phone, looking a little confused.

I was just greedy for a while, so why did this happen to me?

Linnai received a call from his boss, a rap-singing and dancing penguin named Emperor, with questions all over his head.

Just like the doubtful faces of his teammates after Yasuo e went straight forward and killed someone.

"No, boss, let's just say... a person needs evidence. Why would I steal his goods when I have nothing to do?"

"And that boy bought an inflatable doll! The note was clearly written on it!"

Lin Nai looked up the tracking number and found out what was stolen. His expression was that of an old man, a subway, and a mobile phone.

What's this?This is slander!It's slander! !

[Laughing to death, this can even put doubt on your head. 】

Linnaeus: How could I be so hungry and so insatiable?

[That is to say, you...]

Linnaeus: Shut up!The system is not allowed to talk back to the host!

"Who would steal that thing? You're not afraid of death, right? As for why you didn't deliver it to him personally..."

"He wasn't at home at that time. He asked me to leave it at the door and it was stolen. How can he blame me?"

"And let's just say, although I sometimes go crazy, I still have a good face!"

"So you also know that you occasionally go crazy."

Linnai: "...No, I'm not crazy!"

"Anyway, Texas has found a clue. You go with her to arrest the person."

"TNND, where did *Longmen expletive* come from? You even dare to steal goods from Penguin Logistics! When the time comes, you guys go over and give them two big blows in their faces! Did you hear that!!"

"Ah...oh, okay."

At the same time that the emperor hung up the phone, a car drifted and stopped in front of him, and the windows slowly lowered.

Texas, wearing a Penguin Logistics employee uniform, was sitting inside with a Pocky chocolate chip cookie stick in his mouth.

She stared at Linnai with her orange pupils and motioned for him to get in the car.

Lin Nailai opened the door after hesitating for a few seconds. Logically speaking, he didn't dare to take Texas' car.

Because the last time he took it, this car was followed by at least five Longmen Guards Bureau cars.

Then Texas showed Linnaeus what it means to bend a drainage ditch, leap over a billboard, and so on.

The short red-haired man who likes to shout "Pulu pie..." The red-haired angel returned to Penguin Logistics and ran to the toilet to vomit.

As for Linnaeus?

He vomited outside.

Vomited twice.

--split line--

Afterwards, under a burst of madness in Texas, we quickly reached our destination.

Linnaeus slowed down, Texas' driving skills were as good as ever.

It just makes me want to vomit a little bit.

[Ning is the god of gantry racing, right? 】

Texas: Thanks for the compliment.

Over the course of several months, Texas got used to the possibility of Linnaeus' voice appearing in his head.

As for being able to hear Linnaeus's "voice", from the beginning I was surprised and wondered if it was some kind of conspiracy, and now I'm used to it.

Penguin Logistics is probably the only one who can hear it.

Because when she heard Linnai's "voice", she didn't find anything wrong with the expressions of the others.

Unlike someone like her who has an expressionless face, Nengangang doesn't seem to be someone who can hold back.

System: Aha!Didn't expect it!People at Penguin Logistics can actually hear it!

Shaking his head, Linnai got out of the car and did some warm-up exercises.

then……

"Open the door! Dongfeng is fast... No, Penguin Logistics!!"

boom! !

Linnai kicked...but didn't kick him away.

Linnaeus: "..."

Seeing the door being kicked open, Lin Nai crossed his arms and pulled out a sword to split the door in two.

pat-

The moment the door fell, a confused Ursus man stood behind it.

"asshole!!"

After reacting, the man rushed out, waving his fists randomly.

Anyone who sees that the person breaking into the door is not from the Guards Bureau will be angry, right?

Um?What if it's someone from the Guards Bureau?

That's probably because of fear.

After all, they really committed a crime.

After glancing at the opponent, Lin Nai gently lifted the opponent's fist-waving arm with a careless hand.

Then his shoulder hit the opponent's chest, and then he grabbed the opponent's arm and threw him over his shoulder!

"What the hell, you dare to steal the goods delivered by Penguin Logistics. How brave are you?"

Lin Nai grabbed the man and slammed him to the ground.

[The grappling technique I just learned!Boy! 】

"Huh! Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Hey..."

Lin Nai looked at the man who was pushed to the ground and yelled with disgust, and then he exerted force.

click-

The sound of broken bones.

Well, the other party shouted louder.

Lin Nai is not soft-hearted at all. He is joking. Does he know that because of your complaint, he will have his salary deducted as the person who delivers the goods today? !

At this time, Linnai noticed a slight sound behind him.

Looking up through the small mirror not far away, Linnaeus saw a strong Ursus man approaching slowly.

Feelings, you still commit crimes in a gang.

"go to hell!!"

The strong man roared angrily, almost deafening Lin Nai.

Lin Nai curled his lips, let go decisively, rolled and dodged, allowing the opponent to stab him in the air.

After Carp stood up, he kicked the strong Ursus man in front of him in the chest.

After the opponent retreated continuously, Linnai followed closely behind.

Just grab the opponent's wrist holding the knife and twist it!

click-

"Ahhhhh!!"

Disarm.

Under the severe pain, the weapon in the opponent's hand fell.

Enduring the pain, the strong man Usas grinned and punched out!

Linnai leaned back, let go, quickly picked up the dagger on the ground, held it in his hand, and stepped back.

The dagger in his hand suddenly transformed into a big sword.

The hilt of the sword is golden, with a purple crystal in the center. In the middle of the lavender sword body are some ancient characters that ordinary people cannot understand.

Titan Sword!

The dagger becomes a sword.

The strong man Ursus had never seen this scene before. He was confused at first.

Linnai said to himself:

"Logically speaking, I should use the Azure Dragon Stick, but there is nothing stick-like here..."

[So this sword is very big, please bear with it. 】

Linnai waved, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, ready to hit the strong man in front of him like a golf ball.

[Next, it’s golf time! ! 】

The strong man Ursas looked at the cold light flashing on the sword and swallowed his saliva.

One final sprint.

Lin Nai couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and planned to use the blade of his sword to shoot the man in front of him away.

Unexpectedly, the other party suddenly lowered his body and knelt down in front of Lin Nai, sitting down!

"I'm sorry, boss! I was wrong!!!!"

Linnaeus: "..."

He admitted his mistake so quickly.

With a twitch of the corner of his mouth, Linnai stuck his sword on the ground and took out a hemp rope from somewhere.

After tying the two people in front of him together and hanging them on the ceiling, Lin Nai took out his phone and called the Longmen Guard Bureau.

It's really strange, how come there are still people who like to steal express delivery.

Linnai glanced at the two people he hung up.

Just because these two guys stole a customer's inflatable girlfriend, Linnai had to work overtime.

Deducting money is second, and the most important thing is working overtime.

He should have gone fishing at this time.

After rummaging through the house, Linnaeus found the man's inflatable doll.

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