As the group leader, I just like to play.
However, if I had his strength, I would probably love to play even more than him.
Lu Mingfei opened his schoolbag, tore off a piece of homework paper, and then took out a ballpoint pen from his pencil case.
"Group leader, the paper and pen you asked for!"
Jiang Nan: “……!”
Lu Mingfei was also helpless!
Due to limited conditions, we can only make do with what we have.
Jiang Nan sighed.
"Mingfei, you write it. Just write: On such and such a day in such and such a month in such and such a year, at such and such a minute, so and so volunteered to be our nanny, without asking for any salary..."
Jiude Mai seemed to hear something wrong and spoke up immediately.
"How come you don't even have your salary? You are so cruel!"
Jiang Nan frowned, and a hint of displeasure appeared on his face in an instant.
"How can you talk like that? Didn't you hear what the experts said? We are providing you with a job opportunity to impart work experience to you. You should be grateful. It's good enough that we didn't ask you for money. You should cherish this opportunity!"
"Which bastard expert said that? I'm going to kill him!"
Jiude Mai said angrily.
Lu Mingfei handed over the written paper.
Jiang Nan looked at the words on the paper.
"Ming Fei, is this a typo?"
Lu Mingfei looked at the words on the paper and read them carefully.
"It seems that I really wrote it wrong. Let me correct it. I have been practicing sword skills and cultivating immortals lately and I have forgotten everything I write."
Then Lu Mingfei simply painted the wrong word into a black lump in front of everyone, and then replaced it with the correct one.
Jude Mai feels that the future is dark.
Being a babysitter for these two idiots is so stressful!
Jiang Nan nodded and said, not bad, not bad.
"The next step is to press the handprint. It seems that there is no ink here, so I will just use blood!"
Jiang Nan walked over with a smile.
Then he untied Jude Mai's hands.
"Come on, come on, sign the contract! Remember to put your fingerprints on it."
Jiude Mai looked at the contract with several typos in silence.
Does this have any legal effect?
I don’t know if it has any legal effect, but if I don’t sign it, I probably won’t be able to leave.
After signing.
Everyone looked at each other.
Jiang Nan: "Press your fingerprints!"
Jiude Mai: "How do I press it?"
Jiang Nan: "Bite your finger with your teeth and then press the fingerprint. That's how it's played in TV dramas."
Jiude Mai felt like crying but had no tears, but she still did it under coercion.
Humiliation!
Jiang Nan looked at the contract.
"Not bad, not bad. From now on, you will be our babysitter. Work hard and I will give you a raise in the future!"
Jiude Mai: “……!”
Lu Mingfei sighed helplessly.
"Speaking of which, group leader, have we forgotten to do our business? I am about to break through to the foundation-building stage."
Jiang Nan suddenly clapped his hands: "Ah, right, right!"
Then he turned to Jude Mai and spoke.
"The nanny over there, please help find a car. We will go to a remote place to practice Taoism."
Jiude Mai had a face full of question marks.
Still found a car.
……
……
Sitting in the car seems a bit boring.
Jiang Nan asked.
"Nanny! I heard you're a ninja too. Do you know how to use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique? Or who can fix the water dam?"
Jiude Mai rolled her eyes.
"You think this is Naruto!"
Jiang Nan shook his head helplessly: "Sure enough, you are not a good ninja. Mingfei, show her the Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique."
Lu Mingfei looked helpless.
"The group leader is in the car, and I haven't learned fire escape. Also, I'm not a ninja, I'm a cultivator."
Jiu De Mai looked helpless, if she didn't know that Jiang Nan was really strong, she would have completely thought that these two people had a second illness.
"Naruto is fake, it's just a comic book. There is no chakra in our world. Of course, similar effects can be achieved by using words, and the same goes for cultivators. It's just a novel. You should be past the age of Chuunibyou."
Jiang Nan had a mocking smile on his lips.
"Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Lu Mingfei, show her your skills."
Lu Mingfei sighed.
"We're in the car now. If we don't do it right, there will be an accident."
Jiang Nan thought for a while, then nodded seriously.
"Yes, I will show you what ninja cultivation is when we get to the open space."
Jiude Mai: “……!”
……
……
The outskirts of the city.
It is far away from the busy city area.
Even if there is some noise, it won't alarm too many people.
This is where Lu Mingfei made a breakthrough.
After getting off the car, the taxi driver drove away.
Lu Mingfei looked around at the lush greenery, overgrown weeds, and deserted place.
It's a great place to do bad things.
Jiude Mai stood there with her arms folded across her chest, looking around in boredom.
Jiang Nan took a step forward: "Ming Fei, show her one."
Lu Mingfei touched his head: "Is it unnecessary?"
Jiang Nan: "This girl hasn't learned the true skills of a ninja yet. Show her how to do it. Let her see it for herself."
Jiude Mai said indifferently.
"Yes, yes, hurry up and let me see it!"
Lu Mingfei thought about it and nodded.
"Orochimaru taught me a lot of ninjutsu, but because I am a cultivator, I didn't study it seriously. Only the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique is useful to me."
As Lu Mingfei said that, he began to make seals with his hands.
"The art of multiple shadow clones!"
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
A dozen Lu Mingfeis walked out of the smoke.
They look and dress exactly the same.
When Jiude Mai saw this scene, she was stunned.
"This...how is this possible!"
All the clones spoke at the same time: "This is my ninjutsu, the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique. I'm not very proficient in it, unlike the protagonist Naruto who can split into hundreds or thousands."
Jude Mai suddenly began to doubt whether she was a fake ninja. This was the real ninja.
Lu Mingfei formed seals with his hands again.
"untie!"
A dozen clones disappeared into smoke.
Chapter 90, Foundation Building
Jiude Mai stood there in a daze, as if her worldview had undergone a huge shock.
Jiang Nan patted her shoulder.
"Okay, nanny, this has nothing to do with you, just watch."
Lu Mingfei found a flat patch of grass and sat down.
Jiang Nan waved his hand.
"Go ahead! I'll protect you."
Lu Mingfei nodded, then took out the Foundation Establishment Pill and put it into his mouth.
The powerful spiritual power exploded in the body instantly.
The spiritual energy absorbed during Qi training began to be continuously compressed.
Then it wanders around the seven meridians, eight vessels, dantian and sea of consciousness.
When the spiritual energy is compressed into liquid, it means that the foundation has been successfully established.
A terrifying aura emanated from Lu Mingfei's body.
This is the spiritual energy that escapes.
Jiang Nan waved his hand and set up a small semicircular formation to cover Lu Mingfei.
Jiude Mai looked at the semicircular formation. Countless spiritual characters were moving around. The regular patterns on the ground corresponded to the harmony between heaven, earth and man.
Every movement is so wonderful that people can't help but immerse themselves in it and understand the mysteries behind it.
Jiude Mai gradually became dazed, as if her soul had been hooked away.
Suddenly Jiang Nan knocked her little head.
"You are not a cultivator. Forcing yourself to understand without spiritual awareness will only cause damage to your spirit."
After Jiude Mai woke up, she felt a little scared because she was overwhelmed by a strong sense of crisis.
"What on earth is this? Is this what cultivation is?"
Jiang Nan nodded: "In fact, the end of science is theology, and the same is true for cultivation. These array texts are actually something similar to mathematical formulas. You don't have the foundation, so you can't understand them. If you force yourself to understand them, your brain will be damaged."
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