Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

Chat group.

Hokage Qiao Qiao: "Qiao Hai Wang."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "King Qiao Hai."

Marvel Qiao Qiao: "When are you free next time? Aquaman will be upgraded to Poseidon. This title sounds awesome."

Knowing that he was being teased, the anime character Qiao Qiao couldn't help but bicker with other Qiao Qiaos in the chat group.

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "You shameless bastard, get lost."

"Can anyone be the King of the Sea? How many can you challenge at once? At first glance, if you don't go, you'll be a pauper. Forget it."

The voice just fell.

[The most active one is 'Qiao Qiao of Fighting World' who obtained the Water Spraying Dragon King logo. ]

[This icon has no function, it just indicates that the bridge is currently the most active. ]

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"Hello, Dragon King!"

"Hello, Dragon King!"

"Hello, Dragon King!"

"roll!"

[Group activity points have reached the lv2 threshold and have been automatically upgraded to lv2]

[Group position increases by four people]

【Newcomers have joined the chat group! 】

[The Most Wanted Criminal with the Worst Ideology] has joined the chat group.

[There is a good dragon slayer in the capital] has joined the chat group.

[Is it normal that I haven’t received the college admission letter at the age of twelve?] Has joined the chat group.

[If you are a brother, come and kill me] has joined the chat group, and the character has been offline...

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[There is a dragon slayer in the capital] "..."

[A million-dollar bounty for the most wanted criminal with the worst thoughts] "..."

[Is it normal that I haven't received the college admission letter at the age of twelve?]: "Hello everyone, I am a prophet. As long as I know a little information about you, I can help you deduce the future."

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"Bullshit, you are just Qiao Qiao, a time traveler."

"Look at our names before you speak."

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[Is it normal that I haven’t received an admission letter from the college at the age of twelve?] I felt that my secrets had been exposed, and I remained silent.

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "Who has time to start a sharing group and get in touch with these newcomers?"

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "By the way, it seems that you need Qiao Qiao coins to open a sharing group, and I don't have any now."

Zongman Qiao Qiao: "I can go, and by the way, I can update the Qiao Qiao panel about our new status."

[Zongman Qiaoqiao has applied to open a chat sharing group, spending Qiaoqiao coins (one)]

Chat sharing group, blank space interior.

"You are here."

In Zongmang, Qiao Qiao is waiting for the arrival of the newlyweds in a vest.

Qiao Qiao in a black suit.

Qiao Qiao in cloth clothes.

Qiao Qiao in children's clothing.

When a group of newcomers Qiao Qiao came to the blank space, they found that they could see Qiao Qiao's panel in this blank space, and they were amazed for a moment.

A bunch of useless skills that can't improve survivability and strength.

After a rapid rotation, the words [Dragon Slaying Skill] suddenly appeared.

Immediately, all the eyes fell on Qiao Qiao, a commoner with the words "There is a good dragon slayer in the capital" on his head.

"Is this a very powerful boss?"

When they saw the name of this skill, all the Qiao Qiaos couldn't help but gasp.

"Don't just stand there, I'll take a breath and contribute to global heating."

“When it comes to global warming, no one is innocent in this horror.”

When all the newcomers were worshipping the big boss, Zongman Qiao Qiao felt a little strange.

The chat group was at such a low level, with a bunch of ugly, old, young, sick and disabled people coming. It was only thanks to Tom's inexplicable cheat that it was saved.

Now suddenly a dragon slayer comes along and claims he can “slay a dragon”... This doesn’t match what I expected.

According to the conjecture of a group of old Qiao Qiaos, the strength of the new members must be increased in a ladder-like manner.

Tom...it was just an accident. There can't be so many accidents.

14. Bro, how many dragons have you killed?

"Brother, how many dragons did you kill? Was it Deathwing? Or the Dragon God? Or..."

When Qiao Qiao asked curiously, he walked closer and said, "We are all Qiao Qiao. We can share everything by touching."

"Huh? Really?!"

"Pearl, love is not so real."

“So this is the routine.”

“It’s all Qiao Qiao!”

The faces of the Qiao Qiaos who were originally excited and wanted to curry favor with him changed slightly after they hurriedly approached the Dragon Slaying Qiao Qiao.

The Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao, who was being touched by five or six pairs of hands, also smiled awkwardly.

"I do know how to slay dragons, but, as you can see, there are no dragons in my world."

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"Why kill dragons in a world without dragons?"

"You might as well ask Zhuangzi where this idiom of dragon-slaying skill came from."

Dragon-slaying skills is an idiom. There is even a story about this idiom from Zhuangzi Lieyukou in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

There was a man named Zhu Ximan who heard that in a remote valley in the mountains there lived a strange man who had the extraordinary skill of slaying dragons.

But this person is hard to find, and he doesn’t accept disciples easily. If you learn the skills to slay dragons, no one can compare to you.

Therefore, Zhu Ximan spent a huge amount of money and three full years to learn the skill of slaying dragons.

After Zhu Ximan returned home, people asked him what skills he had learned, and he enthusiastically talked about the technique of killing dragons.

"But what about dragons?"

There are no dragons in the world!

Yes, Zhu Ximan spent three years studying how to kill a dragon, but he didn’t know what a dragon looked like or where it was.

Even if you have mastered the dragon-slaying techniques, there is no place to use them.

The idiom tells us that in study and work, we must proceed from reality and seek practical results.

No matter how great your ability is, it will be useless if it is divorced from reality.

"I saw a secret skill written on the wall of a cave and thought it was a secret martial art. But as I was learning, I realized I was learning how to kill crocodiles."

Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know how it's considered a skill here."

Qiao Qiao, who had shared his experience with Zongman, naturally understood that the conditions for achieving the ability were undoubtedly quite harsh. Otherwise, even picking one's nose might be considered a skill.

Those who can be recognized for their abilities must have a certain level of sophistication.

"But I, Qiao Qiao, never lie."

Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao said righteously: "I took the money, so I really taught Zhu Ximan how to slay the dragon."

A group of Qiao Qiaos suddenly began to recall what the Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao had taught Zhu Ximan.

"You taught me the metaphysical dragon slaying..."

Suddenly, all the Qiao Qiaos took a deep breath.

You TM raised a descendant of the devil in the Ming Dynasty, you are going against the will of heaven.

[There is a dragon slayer in the capital] has been renamed [Da Ming Qiao Qiao]

As one Qiaoqiao changes its name, other Qiaoqiao will change their names after sharing.

[The Most Wanted Criminal in History] has been renamed [Despicable Me Qiao Qiao]

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"Despicable Me? Minions?"

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Why don't you try it yourself and find out? Then, you will know why I was called the most wanted criminal in history when I joined the group."

Qiao Qiao in the Despicable Me world has a blank expression on his face, but there is a hint of gloom in his eyes.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "The Despicable Me world I live in is fucked up, with a bunch of bad guys as you know. So, relying on my normal level and normal brain, I became a member of that world's parliament and proposed to restore the now abolished death penalty. Guess what happened?"

"Inhumane! Backward, barbaric... Honestly, who will benefit the most from abolishing the death penalty? The ordinary people who work hard day after day? Or the powerful who seek death and excitement? Or the criminals who are at large and think they have high IQs?

"Think about this. As long as ordinary people are worried and frightened by the existence of bad guys, I can't help but..."

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The Qiaoqiao gang never expected that Despicable Me would have to take the path of fighting violence with violence.

Then, he became the official most wanted criminal in Despicable Me World.

However, as we got to know each other better, we found that this Despicable Me Qiao Qiao also joined the group with some strange "negative state".

After sharing [Constant Thinking], I quickly returned to normal.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Oh, it turns out that I have a mental problem. After being fed a strange potion [Superman potion], my IQ has increased a little, but it has become quite extreme."

"The potion that makes people become super terrifying and righteous is really black technology..." Qiao Qiao said with emotion.

However, think about it, the Despicable Me world is just a funny world like the Tom and Jerry world, but apart from the Minions bug, Despicable Me also has some truth.

There isn't much truth to it actually.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Well, after accepting my experience, you will know. I need money! Lots of money."

After sharing, everyone knew that the money was the fund for Qiao Qiao from the Despicable Me world to develop technology.

This world is completely sci-fi and technological. Nowadays, one of the pinnacles of Despicable Me's technology tree that all Qiao Qiao knows is a "shrinking gun".

A shrinking gun that can temporarily shrink an entire moon.

Its expressive effect is in no way inferior to the shrinking lamp in the Doraemon world.

"If there are weapons of the same quality, with these weapons, the Qiaoqiao in each world will be able to protect themselves better."

So, Despicable Me Qiao Qiao wants to research funding...

When you think about it, it is really reasonable.