Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

There is no doubt that it was Tom's [divine talent] that came into play, but the result was outrageous.

The Lion's Sword in the left hand and the Sorting Hat in the right hand.

However, I, a Mudblood whose parents are obviously Muggles, was assigned to Slytherin.

What had I done to deserve to be admitted into Slytherin, a house where I had already offended so many people?

Even if he wanted to reallocate, Dumbledore still indicated that he should wait until after the freshman celebration was over.

There was no choice but to sit on the long table chair in the Snake Courtyard.

However, despite the cheers from other colleges, Qiao Qiao didn't even dare to breathe when he landed here.

The Slytherin freshmen's induction dinner ended in a very discordant and low-pressure atmosphere.

The Slytherin prefect who was supposed to lead the freshmen was very quiet this time and didn't even dare to look at Qiao Qiao.

Slytherin prefect, whom Qiao Qiao didn't know.

However, Qiao Qiao was able to confirm that the other party had a bandage on his left hand.

The hand was broken, which must have been caused by trying to cast magic on himself.

"Little thing, Dean Dumbledore is looking for you."

The way Slytherin Headmaster Snape looked at Qiao Qiao was as if he wanted to kill someone.

That night, Dumbledore talked to Qiao Qiao.

However, the content of the conversation was different from the hand-severing tragedy that Qiao Qiao had expected. Instead, he showed Qiao Qiao a "Book of Permission" with Qiao Qiao's name on it.

However, this was pieced together from other places, that is, from the ink of other people's names.

"Mr. Qiao Qiao, this has never happened before." Dumbledore looked at Qiao Qiao and said seriously: "You have robbed the ink that originally belonged to someone else, but it seems that this is not your masterpiece, Mr. Qiao Qiao."

Dumbledore's action was obviously to explain to Qiao Qiao part of the reason why he enrolled in the school.

The other part was to tell Qiao Qiao the truth and reassure him. However, there was another more important purpose...

That was to show Qiao Qiao his collection - cockroach candy.

The candies danced around in the old man's hands.

“I hope you’ll enjoy this collection of treats.”

Dumbledore looked like a bad old man, waiting for Qiao Qiao to taste it.

I am looking forward to seeing the other side of this extremely mature and steady child as described by Professor McGonagall.

However, Qiao Qiao has a clear purpose.

"Dean Dumbledore, I want to transfer to another hospital. I don't think I should be in the Serpentine Hospital." Qiao Qiao said seriously, "If I stay in the Serpentine Hospital, I might not live to see tomorrow."

"I'm sorry about this, but according to the rules, this sorting ceremony is a sacred ceremony. If I help you transfer to another house, then tomorrow a group of people will transfer in and out of Slytherin."

There was no falsehood in Dumbledore's words.

Once it is changed, the authority will be denied. Therefore, Dean Dumbledore will not do this.

However, the moment he saw Qiao Qiao draw his sword, Dumbledore more than anyone else hoped that the child would enter the Gryffindor Lion House.

pity.

No.

Dumbledore, who was thinking about when to teach the Sorting Hat a lesson, said: "So, I'm very sorry. If you have any difficulties, you can talk to me, Mr. Qiao Qiao."

Dumbledore said with a smile.

24. I want to recite a poem in class

In the chat group.

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "Hahahaha, and then, you, a mudblood, entered the Serpent Court?"

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "You offended the seniors from the second to sixth grade, and you still swaggered into the Snake Academy? Are you sure you won't be thrown into the toilet in the middle of the night?"

Being called a mudblood is not okay.

But being called by myself is okay.

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao directly scolded: "You bastard, come over here, I will cut off your hand."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Don't be afraid, we have your strong support. I will mail you some self-defense technology, you can set it up."

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "But why did we go to the Snake Court? Shouldn't we go to the Lion Court?"

Because it was one person, one Qiao Qiao entered the Snake Hospital, proving that all Qiao Qiao will be assigned to the Snake Hospital

Ming Qiao Qiao: "Smart, ambitious, contempt for all kinds of rules and constraints, and using any means to achieve the goal. Ambition, and the determination to do whatever it takes to achieve ambition, these are the outstanding qualities of Slytherin."

“So, we are sophisticated egoists.”

Daming Qiao Qiao: "The pure-blood theory advocated by Slytherin is nothing more than simply packaging and promoting [egoism] to brainwash pure-blood and non-pure-blood wizards. Slytherin College has been promoting racism since its founder and has excluded non-pure-blood children from entering Hogwarts.

Daming Qiao Qiao: "This is a forced separation of class struggle. These nobles are courting their own death!"

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "Forget it, I'll give you something good."

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao sent a red envelope [magic wand].

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao sent out red envelope [Space Extension Box]

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "There is another 20 meters of space inside. The wizarding world is really stingy. You can't buy too many wands and boxes at one time. You will be investigated for legitimacy."

"I can barely afford these now. Before I can make them, I can only supply them in limited quantities. When you receive the red envelopes, let those Qiao Qiaos who are in urgent need receive them first."

A group of Qiao Qiao: "OK!"

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "To be honest... I have to study slowly. Speaking of which, there are so many things I want to learn. Is there any magic you want to learn?"

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Avada Kedavra, Fiery Fire,"

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "If I learn this way, I will be sent directly to Azkaban tomorrow!

Qiao Qiao: "The top-level spell you can get in the early stages is called Divine Shadow Without Edge. It will not heal wounds. I remember learning this in the fourth grade of the Potions School."

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "This is possible."

……

With the help of other people in Qiao Qiao's chat group, Qiao Qiao was able to quickly get a lot of other good things that should not belong to this stage.

"Is this the same as cutting off the protagonist's benefits in fantasy novels?"

After all, things like [Invisible Divine Sword] and [Pharmaceutical Science] are benefits that the protagonist gets one by one.

The key is……

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "Lucky, I also picked up a diary from the girls' room. Look, I plan to have some air conditioning training recently."

Naturally, what Hogwarts Qiao Qiao said was echoed by a burst of “666” and “666” in the chat group.

He casually threw Voldemort's notebook on the desk.

Qiao Qiao waved his hand and turned to leave the comfortable Room of Requirement.

During this period of time, Qiao Qiao naturally still lived in the Room of Requirement.

He still liked this place better than the Slytherin dormitory.

Of course, besides liking it, the other thing is safety.

After beating up more than a dozen senior students in a row and performing his special skill of breaking hands on them, the entire Slytherin was almost becoming a Broken Hand Brotherhood.

Qiao Qiao must be crazy to live in the dormitory with such confidence.

Qiao Qiao's class today is the basic spells course taught by Professor Flitwick.

As always, I went alone.

The classroom was originally full of people and no one could find a seat, but the moment Qiao Qiao chose a seat and sat down, it seemed as if a wave of excitement was created.

The other little wizards immediately gave Qiao Qiao enough space, as if Qiao Qiao had some infectious virus.

Qiao Qiao has become accustomed to this situation.

This is normal, because of what happened during this period - Qiao Qiao not only taught Slytherin a lesson in the carriage, but the disputes have continued since school started.

The Slytherins called Qiao Qiao, who was from the same house, a mad dog and a little devil, and threatened to let the elders teach Qiao Qiao a lesson after he left Hogwarts.

Of course, this threat of not leaving after school only gave Qiao Qiao a good excuse.

After Qiao Qiao broke his hand and took away his wand, Jin Zhong was hung upside down on the ceiling.

As for where the magic wand is, it was naturally put on the chat group waiting for other Qiao Qiao to take it.

In the classroom, the professor, who was less than one meter tall and half fairy, waved his wand.

"For a wizard, what is the wand used for?" Professor Flitwick continued, "Yes, to cast spells."

Qiao Qiao held his chin.

"So regarding spells, do you know any spells?" Professor Flitwick asked, looking around.

A Serpentine student raised his hand, and Professor Flitwick happily called his name.

"Clean as new."

"Yes."

"A blazing fire! My dad used this when he grilled."

"…your father must have been a Gryffindor. These are some very useful, lovely little spells."

Professor Flitwick glanced over the young wizards, nodding in response to each of their words.

"Are there any other spells..."

Professor Flitwick looked around, and finally his curious eyes fell on Qiao Qiao, whose seat was empty. "Mr. Qiao Qiao, do you know any spells?"

To be honest, this little guy is not considered a good student in the eyes of teachers and professors among the young wizards and even senior students.

However, Professor Flitwick had talked to Professor McGonagall, who was guiding Qiao Qiao, and knew that she was a good student with elegant manners and maturity.

For example, calling such a person a little devil or a mad dog is too much.

"A spell?"

"Oh, yes, what does Mr. Qiao Qiao know... Yes, it doesn't matter if you don't know much about spells, because some families don't know much about wizards."

Professor Flitwick comes from a Muggle family and probably knows very little about spells.

"It's okay. Speaking of spells, I remembered a spell I heard a few days ago."

"Oh, tell me about it." Professor Flitwick was aroused by Qiao Qiao and suddenly became curious about what spell Qiao Qiao had heard.

Qiao Qiao blinked his eyes. In class, he suddenly remembered a poem.

"Avada——".

25. Voldemort's notebook is broken, and he gets a big bite

"Oh! No!!!"

Professor Flitwick's reaction could be described as stress, and a scream interrupted Qiao Qiao's complete New Year's Eve spell.

The Slytherins two or three bodies behind Qiao Qiao began to realize the spell and their faces turned pale.

Many children from other academies suddenly remembered what the spell was and trembled.

As an outsider, Qiao Qiao ultimately underestimated the severity of this spell.

Don’t think that in the movies of the previous life, when there is a fight, anyone can use the Avada Kedavra curse.

It seems like I can also pick up a stick and wave it around.

But, here, this joke might scare people to death.

"I'm so sorry, Professor. I was just joking. Just a little joke."

Qiao Qiao apologized, "It seems that this kind of joke is not very popular in the magic world."

"It's okay. You haven't been exposed to the unforgivable before... I don't know where you heard this spell, but you should be more careful next time."