Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

Qiao Qiao from Zongman was confused: "So, if you are a brother, come and hack my online name. Is it Joseph who wants to hack you to death?"

Under the teasing of a group of Qiao Qiaos, Qiao Qiao from the JOJO world had an awkward smile on his face.

Even if Qiao Qiao dared to make up his mind, he would be able to practice the ripples, which is a hard practice that ordinary people could hardly endure, and complete the practice of the bitter power of ripples with perseverance.

Then, a situation occurred that surprised all the Ripple Masters.

Even though normal people can possess ripples after such training, Qiao Qiao still has not become a ripple messenger.

Even Master Streis, who taught Qiao Qiao the Ripple Art, was quite surprised and said that he had no talent.

Oh, this Strey is the one who was killed by Joseph in the plot. He was the Ripple Master who couldn't resist the temptation of immortality and put on a gargoyle mask to become a vampire.

Qiao Qiao saw that he had been practicing Ripples for many years but had made no progress.

It can only be said that without the blessing of Tom Cat's [God's Talent], Qiao Qiao's original qualifications were really just so-so.

So, in a fit of rage, JOJO Qiao Qiao prepared to dig out the "arrow" fifty years in advance and prepare to awaken his stand.

In the second part of JOJO, there is a stand, doesn't that mean it is invincible? .

27. A group of Qiao Qiao tasted [Xiandao Wave Breathing Method]

"I'm at the top as soon as I come out of the mountain. I, I'm already invincible in the world! (Wang Chongyang's words)"

The last person who shouted this had failed.

"The Pillar Men will come here anyway in the future. So, I borrowed some money from Joseph and ran to Egypt... Surprisingly, I actually dug out the arrow!"

“You wanted to rush back to the scene of the decisive battle with the Man in the Pillar with the arrows and inject Joseph and the others with substitutes. However, at this time, internal unrest broke out in Egypt.

"That's when the conflict broke out in Egypt and the plane I was on was hijacked."

Qiao Qiao was no exception and was infected with the aircraft killer attribute by his good brother, which attracted the robbers. In the end, he chose to "Human, I quit, Jojo" and inserted an arrow into his neck.

"In desperation, I was able to put an arrow in my neck without any preparation, and then, I came."

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"What a miserable way to die! Theoretically, if you become a Stand User, the wounds from being shot by an arrow will heal, which means..."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Then you are really miserable... So, now that you are resurrected from the dead, have you awakened your substitute?"

jojoqiaoqiao: "No."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Waste."

jojo Qiao Qiao: "Don't think you can get away with it just by calling yourself a waste. I won't need to practice the wave qigong I have practiced for many years to blast you, the evil ghost, into slag!"

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Come on! Look at my Sun Breathing."

jojo Qiao Qiao: "Look at my immortal way ripple breathing."

The other Qiao Qiao sat and watched the two Qiao Qiaos who were demonstrating the Pegasus Meteor Fist and the Southern Saint Water Bird Fist respectively.

For a moment, I felt extremely embarrassed.

Summarize it in one sentence.

"Unfortunate!"

"You in the JOJO world are just the standard extras in the plot."

"I still practiced the carrier pattern for more than ten days, but I didn't survive more than three episodes after appearing."

"Obviously, you only need to stand aside to see the moment when the old man defeated Kaz. That was the great feat of a human being defeating a perfect creature."

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "Don't try so hard. As long as I'm alive, I'm sure I'll have a chance. Maybe someone with more resources will come along later and I'll be able to soar to the sky."

jojo Qiao Qiao "But, my body started moving involuntarily."

Silence, quiet, staring at each other without words.

jojo Qiao Qiao: "I originally wanted to change my job to Wave Messenger first, build a good relationship with Qiao Qiao, use the consortium to dig in Egypt, and rely on the Wave Messenger to prolong my life after awakening the Stand. Maybe I can even pick up Brother Xu in the later stage... I just don't know if the invincible fishmonger will cause trouble."

Qiao Qiao of Zongman said jokingly: "You will definitely be beaten to death, and you are from the same era as the useless old man Joseph, so you may not even survive there."

jojo Qiao Qiao: "Well, let's settle for the next best thing. It's a pity that Joseph treats me as a brother, but I become his father..."

Only now can everyone understand why JOJO Qiao Qiao's online name came up with such a funny name.

jojo Qiao Qiao: "In short, human death is no match for birds flying into the sky. The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage. The greatness of mankind is the greatness of courage. You will inherit my ripples..."

When JOJO Qiao Qiao tried to strike a pose with a serious face, he was immediately met with a group of ruthless thighs.

"roll."

"We in Qiaoqiao don't need a great and glorious JOJO person like you."

Sharing the JOJO Qiao Qiao experience is not without some benefits.

In particular, the experience of practicing ripples for more than ten years of hard training has made the Qiaoqiao spirit even more tenacious.

The [Xiandao Wave Breathing Method] even appeared on Qiao Qiao's panel.

【Xiandao Ripple Breathing Method】:

The ripple method is a secret technique that is said to have originated in Tibet and is also known as the Tao in the East.

This ripple method uses a special breathing method to control the blood in the body and produce life energy with the same wavelength as the sun.

The act of letting this ripple flow is called Ripple Scurrying, and it can be used to heal others, or to purify vampires or zombies that are ineffective against normal attacks.

Because people with the ability of ripple magic continuously produce large amounts of life energy, their physical abilities are significantly higher than others, and they age more slowly than others.

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A group of Qiao Qiao tasted the Immortal ripples and could only say that although it was very weak, that was only because the previous Qiao Qiao’s aptitude was too weak.

"Go and cultivate the power of the sun. You have to work hard, Tom!"

"Meow?"

jojo Qiao Qiao gave Tom Qiao Qiao a thumbs up.

Because, ever since the Qiaoqiao group had Tom's [God's Talent], the entire learning process has been completely different from the previous frustration.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "By the way, I, the demon destroyer of the world, I'll give you a syringe to draw a few liters of authentic evil demon blood for me."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Wait, why are you drawing my blood?"

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Of course I am researching. I want to study how Muzan uses his blood to produce superpowered warriors one by one. Since you became an evil spirit because of Muzan's blood, there must be something left in your body. It is quite different from the rest of us who simply acquire attributes."

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao, come to think of it, it seems to be true.

However, when he saw the huge one-meter-sized syringe being sent to him, Gui Slayer Qiao Qiao couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"Hold……"

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao has sent out [Cursed Demon Blood].

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "I, I feel much weaker..."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "If there is such an obvious allergic reaction, can I understand that your blood ghost art and the operation of the ghost are driven by Muzan's ghost blood?"

"Maybe. I feel very weak now. I feel like I need to sleep for a long time..."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao said so.

Yes.

Although he relies on the stability of his mind to avoid being mentally affected by the various negative attributes of ghosts, his body in the Demon Slayer world is ultimately that of an evil ghost.

Evil ghosts need to consume flesh and blood to survive. If they want to move around without eating flesh and blood, they can only reduce exercise and rely on sleep like Nezuko Kamado.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Don't worry, I'll give you some nutrition right away."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: “???”

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "I sent out red envelopes, and inside were all our clones."

The other Qiao Qiaos were all shocked. "You keep so many clones? What are you planning?"

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao said calmly: "Of course it's a spare body. This world is so dangerous, and I'm the boss of a group of big killer minions. Of course I have to be prepared for emergencies. So, I have a plan [Phoenix Project] to create clones with blank bodies and transfer souls."

Phoenix Project, Soul Transfer...

It sounds outrageous when I first hear it.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "I was afraid that I would still be myself after the transfer. Now that I have [Mind Constancy] to confirm my self, it is really wonderful. In this world, I now have unlimited bodies. When the technology matures, I will give everyone a set."

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"So evil."

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "With your villain style, it's not without reason that you can become the most wanted criminal in that world and the boss that the Minions admire the most."

Daming Qiaoqiao: "Too evil."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "...Don't just complain about my moral corruption, aren't you guys also me?"

28. Zongman Qiao Qiao: The ship sank with Conan

Hokage Qiao Qiao gave Tom Cat a red envelope (containing the first practice method of [Eight Gates]): It is extremely difficult to get started, strengthen your body and bones,

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "I finally managed to trick this thing from Akai, Tom, keep practicing."

Tom Cat Qiao Qiao: "Bullshit! This physical technique thing, you can tell at a glance that it will be very painful to practice.

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "I can't help it. Who told you to be free here? I'm busy fighting the Ninja War here. The Sandaime, that old JB, didn't even let the Boy Scouts go. He let a Genin lead several non-Genin directly to the battlefield."

Zongman Qiao Qiao: "Akai's self-torturing training almost kicked him out of the finale. To be honest, we really should practice."

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "How was the practice of [Water Breathing Complete Version] [Fire God Music (Hibi)] some time ago?"

Tom Cat Qiao Qiao: "Thank you, no time to practice!"

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "Now that [Divine Shadow Without Edge] is in hand, Tom Qiao Qiao, you can practice this as well. Recently I have been learning to fly with a broom, so I will introduce a broom to us when I have time."

Tom Qiaoqiao: "You take me for a learning machine?"

Tom Cat's angry response is enough to make people imagine his mad and angry appearance in the cartoon world.

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "There's nothing I can do! Only in the cartoon world, some things just don't make sense.

One by one, Qiao Qiao quickly gave the gifts in his hands to the great god Tom, praying that Tom could learn the skills he threw to him as soon as possible.

Everyone felt that although they both possessed Tom's traits [God's Talent], they seemed to be different due to the different rules of the world.

If we really want to talk about the best in this regard, it has to be Tom himself who stays in the cartoon world and achieves rapid comprehension with the help of the special properties of the world.

Moreover, even if this technology has side effects, they can be compensated.

For example, the Avatar, who was originally Voldemort's young self, wanted to make Hogwarts' Joe Bridge overdraw his magic power and die. As a result, after being drained of magic power several times, Tom simply learned to control the output.

Immortality is such a huge asset!

Hogwarts Qiao Qiao: "Why my magic practice has improved by leaps and bounds, thanks to Master Tom, so I plan to give you something good."

"Ding ding ding! [Magic Cat-Premium Cat Food]!"

Tom Joe Bridge: "Get lost!"

Daming Qiao Qiao: "I have nothing to say, I'm just farming here."

Qiao Qiao from JOJO World "I'm in Egypt, I don't have much work, I can only stay here and fight in the underworld, it's miserable."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "Wait a minute, I'll mail you some life-saving weapons"

Daming Qiao Qiao "Don't you fucking mail me three minions to burn down my bar again, I'll screw you."

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "My boat is ready. I'm on board and heading to Japan to fight. Look what I encountered on the boat... A Death God Elementary School Student..."

A group of Qiao Qiao: "The ship sank?"

"...That's right..."