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"Pong!"

Under the astonished gazes of the navy, pirates, and crew members, Doflamingo's original pigeon-toed walking posture turned into pigeon-toed walking posture when he was beaten by Yamato.

"Bang! Crack! Bang!"

The frustration of facing weak enemies in the first half of the Grand Line finally exploded when Yamato met Doflamingo, a qualified domineering sandbag. He used the dog-beating stick that had nowhere to go to beat the former Celestial Dragon madly.

Fortunately, Doflamingo is also Kaido's apprentice, and has developed a skill that even Gear 4 Luffy can't do anything about. He has to learn the ability to withstand beatings in a second round, otherwise he wouldn't be able to withstand a few blows from Yamato.

Finally, the winner is decided.

"What a pleasure! What a pleasure! What other tricks do you have?" Yamato raised the stick and exhaled two streams of white air from his nose.

Doflamingo, who had been ravaged by Yamato, was pinned to the ground by the mace like a dead dog.

The pirates and navy officers who watched this scene were all frightened and stunned. Vivi watched Yamato beat up the drowning Shichibukai, and after seeing Yamato beat up Jiujiang with one hammer after another, she couldn't help but be stunned: "This is all the Shichibukai is? This is all the Shichibukai is? Could Doflamingo be just a filler among the Shichibukai, the weakest one?"

But no one can answer this question.

305. Pirate Qiao Qiao: The opposite of Den Den Mushi is... Kaido?

"Hihihihihi, you are so strong, why have I never heard the name of Kaido's son on the sea?"

Doflamingo said this, not without considering using his own special move, the birdcage.

Doflamingo's representative skill "Birdcage" is actually a portrayal of Doflamingo's cowardice despite his domineering Haki.

Although the killing power of the bird cage is extremely terrible, it can only be used against people who are weaker than itself. Because once it encounters a person who is stronger than itself, if it kills him in the bird cage, the bird cage will automatically be released.

Within the scope of the bird cage, Doflamingo cannot defeat that person, and the bird cage will only become a cage that traps Doflamingo, so now Doflamingo dare not use his strongest skills at all.

"Okay, quickly remove the silk thread from Qiao Qiao's body."

"So, it's your weak spot. Hehehehehe, you actually brought your male lover with you. This is the style of a young master..."

Doflamingo couldn't help but sneer, looking at Qiao Qiao, then at Yamato, with a resentful look on his face, he said: "Now, I warn you, if you dare to use a stick against me again, then, I will use lines to cut that person into pieces."

"Oh? Cut me into pieces? You can try." Qiao Qiao said, and applied a little force. The tough silk thread that was like a fishing line suddenly broke and fell to the ground one by one.

This scene scared Doflamingo silly.

As the master of the Thread-Thread Fruit, he is very clear about the strength of his own thread.

And now seeing Qiao Qiao break his thread with just his muscles, this was the second time Doflamingo had seen it so far...

The first time I saw it was on Kaido, the perfect creature!

"You are Kaido too? Two Kaidos? They are clearly two monsters!"

Doflamingo was stunned for a long time, speechless... He fell into despair until the end when he suddenly realized... the person in front of him was actually a marine.

"You're a marine, and I'm a Shichibukai. We're friendly, huh huh huh huh..."

Doflamingo's eyes were filled with hatred, and he gnashed his teeth as he cursed, "You want to kill me with just the navy? Ask your Marshal Sengoku if he agrees, and ask the Five Elders if they agree."

Marshal Sengoku really couldn't do anything to Doflamingo.

The Five Elders were also unwilling to let Doflamingo die.

That's not only because Doflamingo is a former Celestial Dragon, but also because Doflamingo is the largest arms dealer in the pirate world, helping the World Government to build a bridge to seastone from Wano Country ruled by Kaido.

Therefore, Doflamingo's intelligence is walking on a fine line, and he is valued by all parties. He cannot be slack, and even if he commits something, he will be given a suspended sentence in the end, and he won't even have to eat jail food for half a day.

However, for Doflamingo, this was probably the greatest shame—he had to ask the navy for help...

……

"Untie me now, Colonel." Doflamingo laughed, and his ugly face of doing whatever he wanted naturally ignited Yamato's anger in an instant.

"This person is so arrogant, Qiao Qiao."

"Wait a minute." Qiao Qiao calmed the restless Yamato, looked at Doflamingo, and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, why do you think I joined the navy?"

"Hey hey hey hey, aren't you just afraid of Kaido? You two traitors seek the protection of the navy just because you are afraid of Kaido." Doflamingo smiled sinisterly.

Then, he was slapped.

"You guy..." Doflamingo was stunned for a moment, and then became angry, but when he saw Yamato pressing the mace on him, his anger immediately subsided.

He, Doflamingo, a former Celestial Dragon, was flexible and resilient. He just endured it this time.

"Do you think I left Wano Country because I was afraid of Kaido?"

Qiao Qiao looked at Doflamingo, who was holding his breath and not daring to brag because of Yamato, and said with a smile: "Actually, on the one hand, I am just tired of staying in Wano Country, and on the other hand... because there is no reason for me to stay in Wano Country and fight."

In this world, most of the people who have ties with Qiao Qiao are members of the Beast Pirates, such as Runti, Peggy, etc. In the eyes of these people, the existence of Wano Country is dispensable.

Yamato was fond of adventure, so letting him serve as the ruler of a region in Wano Country part-time was just an option that made it easier for Qiao Qiao to become independent from the harsh internal environment of the Beast Pirates.

As for the courtesan Hiyori in Yamato's territory... Qiao Qiao was so pissed off by her stupid father that he almost died.

Even though the other party recognized that this dog-headed military strategist was indeed capable. However, even though Qiao Qiao had disabled legs before, he did not want to be with the remnants of Oden.

"The biggest reason I joined the navy is just for convenience. You should know that the navy is the winner, and the winner is justice. It can provide some convenience for my voyage." Qiao Qiao smiled at

However, Doflamingo began to sweat profusely.

In his opinion, the fact that Qiao Qiao could tell him these things was enough for Doflamingo to understand the man in front of him's need for a naval identity - that was convenience.

So what happens when that naval identity becomes inconvenient?

And since he was being so frank with him, could it be that this guy already knew who was the best at keeping a secret? Doflamingo knew that the answer was a dead person.

This guy in front of me who said that he joined the navy just for convenience, I wonder if he will be killed by Kaido's daughter.

“……” Doflamingo couldn't help swallowing when he thought of "death".

"Guru Guru~"

"Den Den Mushi?" When Yamato heard the voice, he saw the voice of Den Den Mushi coming from Doflamingo's big flamingo feathers.

Doflamingo was also stunned for a moment when he heard this Den Den Mushi, then a ferocious smile appeared on his face and he said, "Now, opposite this Den Den Mushi, there is a guy related to you..."

However, Yamato didn't understand what Doflamingo meant, he just heard that it was related to him, so he snatched the Den Den Mushi 0 from Doflamingo with great interest.

This move was something that even Doflamingo was surprised about.

"Joker, you told me that you received news about the two guys on the wanted list..." A hoarse voice came from the open Den Den Mushi.

"Hello... Hello? You?" Yamato's excited face immediately fell.

"Yamato!" An angry roar came from the other side.

"Not good!" Yamato quickly covered her mouth. However, the "Hey" just now had obviously exposed her.

By the time the other party reacted, he saw that the Den Den Mushi was not wearing sunglasses, but had white hair and two horns.

"Damn old man!" Yamato was shocked when he saw the Den Den Mushi in front of him transform into a two-horned Den Den Mushi, and he threw the Den Den Mushi directly to Qiao Qiao.

After all, he has been in Wano Country for twenty years, and he has been beaten with a stick by Kaido.

"..." Qiao Qiao watched Yamato throw Kaido's Den Den Mushi away in fear, and was stunned for a while before saying, "Look at how cowardly you are, just like a husky, arrogant when the wind is blowing, but timid when the wind is blowing."

"Shh, I have nothing to say to the old man. Also, why can this guy actually talk to the old man?" Yamato said, making a hushing sound.

Doflamingo also understood what was said. It turned out that this white-haired girl was Kaido's child.

“Hey, hey, hey, it seems that the young master of the Beast Pirates does not participate in the affairs of the Beast Pirates, and does not know about the deal between Kaido and me. She is obviously a woman, and she is talking about the young master... haha..."

Yamato's mace hit Doflamingo hard in the abdomen.

"The Joker fell into your hands?" This is the only thing that can make Kaido change color.

After all, the Joker is a key factor in his establishment of the zoo.

"The Joker is very important to me. If you kill him, you know the consequences, Yamato!"

"Boss Kaido, what a coincidence. Since you have said so, as for Brother Ming, at least before he meets you in 1.4, he will be fine." Qiao Qiao said.

"Worororo, so you're here too, you raccoon boy. As expected, that Yamato guy has gone out to sea, but I still can't get rid of you. I'm still following you around, my silly son."

Kaido is obviously dissatisfied, and is very dissatisfied with Qiao Qiao and Yamato.

In his eyes, Yamato, who inherited his bloodline, should be like him, a "demon" who dominates people, that is, a ruler above everyone, a king, a general, or an emperor.

Instead of following behind a guy who is not strong enough...

Over the past few years, Kaido had the desire to kill Qiao Qiao several times because of this situation, and the reason why Qiao Qiao temporarily stopped killing him was because he had demonstrated a value far beyond his own strength.

Qiao Qiao was able to save his life only because Kaido valued talents in war.

Second, Qiao Qiao's disability in both legs became a hindrance for Yamato to go abroad.

These situations are what Kaido would like to see the most, but this situation has changed because of the exposure of Qiao Qiao's strength in Kaido's eyes.

306. Pirate Qiao Qiao: Kaido, to Alabasta

"In that case, that clown guy might not even be enough for you to warm up."

"The Joker was defeated by Yamato, and I didn't need to do anything."

"Yamato? Humph, the Joker is still too weak."

Doflamingo found it very strange that Kaido didn't seem to have any intention of saving him.

Is that how Kaido talks to people? Shouldn't he just say "If you don't let Doflamingo go, I will kill you in three days, just three days!"?

This also highlights that ordinary people have different perceptions of Kaido.

In the eyes of the Joker, Kaido is a beast waiting to be fed with arms, money and other supplies, and a reckless man who craves for war.

However, the person who knows Kaido best should be Qiao Qiao, who knows Kaido's character and story.

Qiao Qiao understood that although Kaido looked rough, he was actually very shrewd, had many strategies, and was very thoughtful in doing things.

……

"Kaido!"

Doflamingo coughed a few times, spit out some blood, and said, "Cough cough cough, Kaido, they want to kill me. You know the consequences." At this time, Kaido turned his attention to the clown who was very important to him.

"Catch the clown. You know how important the clown is to me. What do you want from me? Worororo."

Qiao Qiao understood that this was Kaido's signal.

Because Kaido thought that being called "raccoon cat" meant cunning, Qiao Qiao must have some appeal, so he caught Doflamingo who could help Kaido realize his dream of becoming the director of a zoo.

"I have no interest in Doflamingo. This guy just bumped into me on his own," Qiao Qiao stepped on the face of this real villain and said, "You are overestimating yourself and want to kill me."

"You!" Doflamingo roared. Even his father had never stepped on his face like this. How dare this guy...

However, with Yamato beside him, Doflamingo endured it. After all, he had been living in poverty for many years since the Celestial Dragons refused to let him go back.

"The Joker is very important to me, do you understand?" Kaido said.

"If I tell you that Doflamingo's artificial devil fruit factory is gone, what would you think, Kaido?"

"what!"

Qiao Qiao could hear Kaido's roar coming from the other side of the Den Den Mushi.

Fortunately, Kaido was able to suppress the domineering color emitted by his anger, so that the Den Den Mushi on his side was not paralyzed, and he was able to continue the call.

After a long silence, Kaido calmed himself down.

"Come back, come back to Onigashima. I promise that Yamato will become the new general of Wano Country, and you will assist her. Then, you will rule this new Onigashima." Kaido said.

"What kind of general is this? I don't want to be one." Yamato yelled when she heard Kaido asked her to return to Wano Country.

"You idiot! You want to become a dominant demon and use your power to make everyone submit."

Listening to the quarrel between Kaido and his daughter, Qiao Qiao, who was already used to it, dug his ears, while Doflamingo looked in silence at the other side of the monster that was completely different from the one he usually saw.

From Qiao Qiao's point of view, Kaido, a reckless man, is also concerned about Yamato. After all, Kaido, who has experienced war, does not have the concept of home like ordinary people.

While Kaido was tough, he still complied with several of his daughter's requests and asked the Beast Pirates to call Yamato their son.

Although a bomb was prepared to explode immediately at sea to prevent Yamato from running away from home after becoming powerful, Yamato was allowed to move freely on the island.

Although Yamato was beaten with a stick for more than 20 years, of course, the most important thing was that Yamato was not killed, and it made Yamato stronger.

At the same time, Kaido said that he wanted to put Onihime Yamato at the highest position in Wano Country. This was not just talk, but the most important part of Kaido's list of things to do.

The obsession with this highest position may come from the king system of the kingdom where Kaido lived as a child.