Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

339. Chat group: Cleaning the surface? Exploding stars? Newcomers Qiao Qiao expressed fear

Chat group--

Anime Fighting Qiao Qiao: "@夜兔乔桥, just now I felt a smell from a planet I'm not familiar with, it seems to be from your side?"

Night Rabbit Qiao Qiao: "Ah? I don't know. Let me check the journey record on the spaceship. Oh, I remember now. After I cultivated the sacred tree on the pirate side, I sent some of it over and tried to plant it on several planets we passed by."

"The results of it?"

"The result was naturally success." As Yetu Qiaoqiao gave the example of how many planets he had swallowed, the Qiaoqiaos in the chat group could no longer sit still.

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "Gintama Night Rabbit Qiao Qiao, you... in the context of the universe, you finally started to take action."

In the Ninja World, the birthplace of the sacred tree, Ninja Qiao Qiao has been conducting research on the cells of the sacred tree for many years. The result...

The result is naturally that the flowers do not bloom despite trying hard, but the pirate Qiao Qiao accidentally planted willows and got them to grow into a forest. He actually used the artificial devil fruit technology in the pirate world to cultivate an improved version of the sacred tree.

One person Qiao Qiao: "Yatu, you are going to be a planet devourer? Do you want to become the invincible swallow uncle?"

Pirate Qiao Qiao: "As expected of the Night Rabbit, a fighting nation, you are heading towards the villain route. You eat planets like someone would ask 'Will you remember how many slices of bread you have eaten'."

JOJO Qiao Qiao: "This sentence makes me feel a little sick..."

Night Rabbit Qiao Qiao: "(-益-) Oh my, then I hope you are not such a disgusting person, oh, sorry, I forgot we are the same person."

"..."

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "Why are you being so weird with yourself? Are you having problems with your heart? I'm actually more concerned about Night Rabbit. You've used the sacred tree to swallow the energy of many planets, so why are you still so weak... I remember a certain forum said that the Six Paths level who ate the fruit of the sacred tree is already a star-level explosive. In theory, we've already reached this level?"

"Starburst? Hehehe." Yetu Qiaoqiao couldn't help but explain clearly: "There are also differences in the energy that can be obtained between planets."

Most of them can step out of the planet, but Qiao Qiao, who is still bound by the people around him, can't help but ask: "Are there any differences between planets?"

"Of course. Let me ask you, can the moon be compared to the sun?"

Yetu Qiaoqiao said as a matter of course: "Can eating the fruit of the Perfect God Tree make you jump to the star-level? Of course! But the hardness of each celestial body is different, and the hardness of the celestial bodies in our world is also different. After all, the planets in some worlds are really like tofu. I'm talking about Luo."

One person, Qiao Qiao, added: "Indeed, after all, the planets in a certain Dragon Ball sequel are like iron sheets."

Ninja Qiao Qiao said: "That's right, if it can explode a star but not a piece of iron, then the iron sheet must be made of the same material as Thor's hammer."

As the Qiao Qiao with the most experience in space travel, Yetu Qiao Qiao also unconsciously complained: "Some people really think that they can blow up planets at will when they reach the Star Explosion Level. In fact, the difference between the Star Explosion Level and the Star Explosion Level is greater than that of humans and dogs. For example, the size of a thumb is a star, and the size of the earth and the sun is also a star. The difference between the Continental Level and the Continental Level is also one and a hundred times."

"Cleaning the surface. Anyone who has studied high school geography knows that the earth's crust is thinner than an eggshell. If all countries' nuclear weapons were to bomb various parts of the earth at the same time, it would be like washing the surface and destroying human civilization, but for the earth, it would be like taking a hot bath."

"The average thickness of the earth's surface is nearly 20 kilometers. Many people think that nuclear bombs can only destroy the surface layer. In fact, a nuclear bomb explodes at a certain point, and the destruction thickness does not even reach 50 meters into the surface."

As Yetu Qiaoqiao spoke, he seemed to be tired of talking.

"The planets I ate with the sacred tree were all uninhabited planets. After all, I didn't want to commit sins. The universe is so big, and there are too many uninhabited planets. After trying to cultivate and eat the sacred trees on one or two uninhabited planets, I can only say that the quality of the planets seems to be generally not very good. However, there are uses for waste, and I made good use of them and ate them all."

When it comes to this, most of Qiao Qiao's minds suddenly think of the background setting of the Gintama world. The gap between an uninhabited planet and some Altana planets that can give birth to planetary life forms is indeed like that between a dog and a human... and the latter is definitely a tonic.

Night Rabbit Qiao Qiao: "I know what you are thinking! But we have no way to attack humanoids! Anyway, some of the experience we have gained from dealing with planets during this period, as well as how to use the Six Treasury Immortal Thief and Immortal Breathing to better digest the energy of planets... Well, it's a bit troublesome to talk about it, so let's share it."

And Yetu said it and then started sharing.

In the blank space belonging to Qiao Qiao, countless Qiao Qiao began to gather.

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao glanced at the other Qiao Qiaos who appeared around him and said, "It's been a while since we last met."

Pirate Qiao Qiao added: "The last time I shared was a few days ago."

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "It seems that time has passed very quickly for 'me' who has finished the main storyline."

The other Qiao Qiao also understood that when they did not open the chat group to discuss with each other, the speed of time flow between them had begun to become different.

The other Qiao Qiaos have quickly shared the Star Devouring experience that Yetu Qiao Qiao has accumulated during this period, and then...

In the comic, Qiao Qiao eats the food made by the God of Cookery using the eight legendary kitchen utensils, which is said to make ordinary people immortal. The chemical reaction that occurs after eating it - the ultimate bursting collar, directly compresses and sublimates the potential vitality of the cells in his body...

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【Comprehensive Comics Fighting Qiao Qiao】 shared——

[Xiandao. Liuku Xianzei (Exceptional)]: The saint's pursuit of a perfect body has reached its peak, and millions of cells have devoured and eliminated themselves to become the ultimate life form.

The vitality of heaven and earth is all used as food, and the vitality within the body forms a world of its own.

The sage's body harmonizes the yin and yang, resolving conflicting attributes to avoid confusion, thereby preventing the mixing of energy and causing self-destruction.

Combined with the immortal breathing method, you can freely control the celestial phenomena.

[Three Corpses Greedy Corpse (Deluxe Upgraded Version)]: Greedy Corpse devours the evil dragon to obtain the dragon form purification, and the artificial blue dragon fruit has awakened. The other two corpses benefit from it and gain huge growth.

【Cooking Skills (God of Cookery Level)】

Share props [Twelve Talismans]...

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All Qiao Qiao did was tilt his head, looking confused.

How come he took off as soon as he ate the food???

However, before anyone could speak, a "ding" sound was heard very suddenly.

[The group's active points have reached the lv5 threshold and have been automatically upgraded to lv5. ]

[Some new members have joined the chat group! ]

"Is there anyone new?"

“It’s a rare treat.”

For Qiao Qiao and others, the emergence of new people is a rare thing.

Because the frequency of adding new members to Qiao Qiao's self-help chat group for the disabled is not as crazy as other chat groups they imagined, but as the chat group level increases in a step-by-step manner, Qiao Qiao from different worlds gradually joins.

[I was born with double pupils, I can see] Join the chat group.

[Honorary Britalia Second Class Citizen] Join the chat group.

[Today is another day of tutoring autistic children] Join the chat group.

[Next time, I will definitely be your jeweler] Join the chat group.

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However, as a newcomer, especially "himself", the Qiaoqiaos who knew their own character immediately decided to kick Tom Qiaoqiao, who did not participate in the discussion at all, in the ass.

"It's up to you!"

"After all, you've already started to mess around in the comedy world."

Zhong Qiaoqiao still cares more about things that need to be discussed.

After all, it was rare for so many of them to get together and think about solutions at the same time, so they were much stronger than just one Qiao Qiao. Especially since each Qiao Qiao's brain had been developed to a certain extent,

"The immortality dish only allowed Peng Zu to live for 800 years? That's a bit too little. Wait, could it be that those long-lived guys didn't live to the end of their lifespans? After all, eating this dish only makes one immortal, not immortal."

"Seventy years is enough for a generation to forget the chaos of war. I dare not imagine what an immortal guy will encounter in his life."

"That means he didn't live to his limit. Maybe he died in an accident..."

"If this is the case, then the upper limit of this dish can be raised even further."

"Besides preparing to kill those gods in the final arena, you'd better learn more about cooking. I'm waiting for you."

After many discussions with Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao, who was engaged in the fight, also understood his mission.

Qiao Qiao yelled, "Coach! I want to learn how to cook!"

"it is good!"

Qiao Qiao suddenly grabbed his hair and said, "Come to think of it, you're going to fight with gods? Or the gods in that Valkyrie that always belittles heroes from all walks of life and promotes heroes from the island nation... Don't you think it's a bit of a waste?"

"Waste? Anime Fighting Qiao Qiao tilted his head and said, "How can it be a waste? I remember that in the original work, this show only has fighting. What good can it have?"

"You know, when we talk about gods, people can't help but think of benefits, right? And what benefits can these gods give us?" said Qiao Qiao.

"You are on the wrong side. How can these Toriko gods give you any benefit? You are thankful that they did not cause you any trouble. On the human side, only those Valkyries are helping you." said the ninja Qiao Qiao.

"You're on the right side. I'm just thinking about how to kill the gods and get the greatest benefit..." said Qiao Qiao, who is second to none.

Speaking of these, speaking of gods, all the Qiao Qiao's eyes fell on the Qiao Qiao who was closest to the gods among all the Qiao Qiao, the Qiao Qiao who met the gods in the dungeon.

"...Oh, don't look at me. Although the lives of humans and gods here are very similar, to be honest, I don't think the two are different species, and the so-called gods don't have any amazing special abilities." Qiao Qiao said with his hands spread out.

However, under the gaze of all the Qiao Qiaos, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but feel pressured when he met him in the dungeon.

"Don't look at me, I'm just slacking off, I don't have the ability in this area. Besides, there's nothing worth exploring in the Aurora system..." Qiao Qiao added during the Dungeon Encounter: "After all, the gods here don't have the ability to clean the surface."

"Come to think of it, I remember there was a God's Favor system in the Dungeon Encounter..."

"What's so good about the God's Grace system?" Qiao Qiao said during the encounter in the dungeon.

"That's an idealism buff! Idealism." Hogwarts Qiao Qiao suddenly jumped out and said, "Do you know what idealism is? We have so many abilities that can be compatible and run-in, and it's all because of idealism that acts as a lubricant. I want to duel with such a wasteful person like you. Come, take out your staff and try the Avada Kedavra Lightning Chain that I have comprehended."

Among all the schools, Hogwarts is the one that is closest to the world of idealism. This sentence made countless schools come to their senses.

Idealism? It exists in oneself but is invisible and unknowable. It is the key to the mutual coordination of various abilities.

And now the saintly body that Liuku Immortal Thief has sublimated to obtain is able to achieve the balance of yin and yang in his body without self-destructing.

"Come to think of it, you haven't joined a certain God's system yet. Blue Ribbon, wouldn't you consider it?"

"When I opened a fried rice shop, she worked as a waitress for me. How can I be her dependent now?"

Encounter in the Underground City Qiao Qiao still said stubbornly: "But, how can a man leave marks on his back?"

"..."

"..."

Suddenly, a bunch of Qiao Qiao felt bored.

Because the not-so-impressive gods I encountered in the dungeon couldn't help but emerge in my mind.

We are still discussing how to kill the gods and still achieve the best results, but you have already made the gods waiters, and they can even be maids? How can people be excited about "gods"?

Qiao Qiao realized that he had extinguished everyone's enthusiasm, and hurriedly comforted them: "Ah? Don't be discouraged. There are differences between gods. The gods here are not very high-class, and they are quite kind. What I mean is that I don't feel the so-called divinity, just like the big sister and big brother next door, the neighbors, but these big brothers have a long lifespan."

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A few newcomers were slowly typing out a bunch of "?"

When a group of Qiao Qiao entered the chat group, they suddenly invited one of the Qiao Qiao with the same name as themselves to join the sharing session.

“YES” or “NO”?

Of course YES.

Then, in this blank space, they heard words like exploding a country, exploding a continent, cleansing the surface of the earth, exploding a star... and a bunch of other words about how to trample on the gods.

Fear, the newcomer expressed fear.

340. Chat group: EVA, Robot Wars, Type-Moon, God Slayer

"I feel so stressed, especially when I see guys who look like me..."

Qiao Qiao from [Today is another day of tutoring autistic children] glanced at the guys beside him and said, "You are all the same Qiao Qiao, just in different grades. Take me for example, I am 28 years old this year."

However, the other Qiao Qiaos did not seem to respond to this Qiao Qiao's reaction.

This made the mentor of autistic children stop talking involuntarily and look at the people around him who looked very similar to himself.

[Honorary Brittalia Second Class Citizen] is Qiao Qiao with light white hair

[I will definitely go to this jeweler next time] He looks like someone who just fled from the Middle East. He has dark skin and disheveled hair, but one can notice that there are a lot of gems on his arms that have been assembled into a necklace.

"One is in Europe and America, the other is in the Middle East..."

[Today is another day of tutoring autistic children] Qiao Qiao's last sight fell on the last Qiao Qiao who was sitting on the ground with his legs hugged and bent over.

He is not young, but his behavior logic now behaves like a mentally ill kid.

A white T-shirt, pale jeans, a haggard face under messy hair, and a pair of bloodshot eyes in the thick dark eye sockets.

He seemed extremely nervous, but he pretended to be calm.

"He seemed to be afraid of something. He clearly saw other Qiao Qiaos, but this person pretended not to see anything." This is the judgment of Qiao Qiao, who has experience in dealing with autistic children.

Seeing Qiao Qiao biting his thumb nail in his mouth, it was obvious that he was nervous and distracted.

When he was moving his eyes restlessly, Qiao Qiao suddenly noticed that his pupils were deformed, as if he was a mental patient.