Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

Listening to Qiao Qiao and the increasingly cheerful voices at the door.

Misato Katsuragi frowned, twisted off a grilled squid leg and held it in her mouth.

Through the charcoal grilling that imitates the blessing of a chef god, even if it is burnt, Misato Katsuragi can still taste the flavor of the highest quality seafood cuisine.

However, the pleasure only lasted for a moment.

Because Misato Katsuragi watched Qiao Qiao coming in leading someone with an unhappy look.

"Don't mind. It's a bit messy in there right now because there's a sloppy female boss."

"What do you mean by a sloppy female boss!" Misato Katsuragi yelled in her heart.

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She can be casual in front of acquaintances, but in the eyes of outsiders, Misato Katsuragi maintains the image of a capable and strong woman.

Then, he hurriedly put on the red coat to avoid being misunderstood as doing something strange in his thin vest.

However, when the man outside followed Qiao Qiao in.

Misato Katsuragi was stunned for a moment. That was someone she was familiar with, but she never expected to be here.

……

The petite girl with light blue hair and wine-red eyes noticed the female boss mentioned by Qiao Qiao when she entered the room.

Looking at each other speechless.

"..."

"..."

"Rei?" Misato Katsuragi didn't know why the qualified person, the driver, appeared here.

"Hello, Miss Katsuragi." Rei Ayanami said lightly.

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That normal tone made Misato Katsuragi stunned for a moment, and the subtle emotions in her heart were confused and bewildered.

Misato Katsuragi was thinking in her heart, "Excuse me, is there any connection between you two? How can Rei be so close to others with her personality?" At the same time, she noticed that Rei Ayanami naturally held Qiao Qiao's little finger with her little hand.

Katsuragi Misato immediately said nervously: "Rei! Were you tricked by this good guy?"

"This, Qiao Jun, is not suspicious."

Although Rei Ayanami answered this way, Misato Katsuragi suddenly seemed to have discovered something.

He suddenly jumped up and pushed Qiao Qiao away, protecting Rei Ayanami behind him.

Looking at Qiao Qiao's gaze, his expression was as if he saw a scumbag.

"I know you're horny, but I didn't expect you to go after three-no girls. No, could it be that you're into silent girls? No wonder you picked up... me before."

Misato Katsuragi noticed that Rei Ayanami now looked just like herself when she had aphasia.

"Drink your wine and stop talking nonsense."

Qiao Qiao directly picked up the dried squid that was used to go with the beer and stuffed it into Misato's mouth. Because he was misunderstood, he cursed and said, "Don't you know what my job is in your place? I'm a doctor, a psychological counselor. I have passed the qualification exam."

Qiao Qiao knew that this was the EVA world and that there must be a lot of psychological problems here, so he took a psychology certificate exam.

However, whether this subject is valid depends entirely on the individual. Qiao Qiao's certificate was probably purchased.

But even if it is bought, the gold content is still quite sufficient.

399.EVA Qiao Qiao: In the world of Evangelion, do you still want mental health?

"Woo woo woo." Misato, who was chewing the squid legs, seemed to want to say something.

"Yes, Miss Katsuragi, Qiao-kun is a doctor and can help me." Ayanami Rei said, looking at Katsuragi Misato with her wine-red pupils without concealment, and said: "Miss Katsuragi is also here for a check-up? Are you asking Qiao-kun for help?"

"Huh? I don't have any mental problems. I'm mentally healthy..." Misato said after taking off the squid legs.

"..." Qiao Qiao immediately wanted to complain when he heard the phrase "mentally healthy": In the EVA world, do you still want mental health? The characters that appear in the entire series are basically painful literature.

"You are too arrogant. In my opinion, you have problems too."

"I have a question?" Misato Katsuragi was stunned.

"You're a little bit of a dad."

Qiao Qiao dodged the squid legs thrown by Misato Katsuragi.

She then dodged Misato Katsuragi's attempt at a cross-arm lock. As a military rank holder, Misato Katsuragi naturally has some skills, but they are not good enough.

"Five, seven, seven." Qiao Qiao dodged the cross-fixing method and stretched out his foot to trip Katsuragi Misato and make her fall onto the soft fabric sofa.

"Miss Katsuragi's defense is broken?"

Qiao Qiao sighed and said, "In fact, everyone has their own psychological problems, so there is no need to worry about it."

"Huh? You have it too? You draw conclusions about others based on your own opinions. Do you like to tell others that you have an Oedipus complex?"

"..."

Qiao Qiao complained, "Your teeth are quite sharp. Alas, you are such a beautiful lady, but it's a pity that you only have a mouth. I still miss you from before. You didn't have this mouth then."

Who would have thought that Misato Katsuragi, who suffered from aphasia at first, was actually a silent beauty.

The mature older sister was naturally not shy when hearing this. She licked her lips and tongue, which were slightly dry due to drinking a lot of beer, and said provocatively: "Oh? You liked me at that time? And then you let me do whatever you want?"

"This is what you said."

Qiao Qiao glanced at Rei Ayanami and said, "Don't teach Rei Ayanami bad things."

Rei Ayanami blinked.

"..."Misato Katsuragi gave up the argument with a "tsk".

She knew better than anyone that she was an adult and what responsibilities an adult should have, so Misato Katsuragi stood up and pulled Ayanami to sit at the dining table.

"Li, eat something delicious. These are all good things. We can't afford them with our allowance." Katsuragi Misato said harshly, "Don't be polite to this person. You'll make him broke."

As she spoke, Misato Katsuragi filled the charcoal grill with the expensive A5 beef.

With the sizzling sound, the aroma of oil is enough to tempt anyone's appetite.

However, Misato Katsuragi noticed that Rei Ayanami, who sat down, didn't seem to have any desire to pick up her chopsticks.

"Ayanami Rei probably doesn't like eating meat very much and prefers vegetarian food." Qiao Qiao said clearly.

On the one hand, as clones have incomplete developmental defects, their stomachs cannot tolerate high levels of oil and salt.

On the other hand, it is a metaphor.

I'm afraid that in the eyes of the apostles, who are clearly high-ranking species, humans' behavior of tasting delicacies is "eating corpses."

"Ling Bo, I prepared some roasted fruits and vegetables for you. Eat these."

"Thank you."

"She's really a girl killer. Have you figured it out?" Misato Katsuragi next to her said without curiosity.

What this means is to find out Rei Ayanami's habits and hobbies.

However, as Qiao Qiao took a sip of beer, he thought of the fact that he had touched Rei Ayanami all over her body, or in other words, Qiao Qiao used both hands to examine Rei Ayanami's inner soul and outer body.

She is a student in Class A, Grade 2, First Junior High School, New Tokyo-. She is the most mysterious character in EVA. As the ancestor of the "Three No Girls", Rei Ayanami is an artificial person.

The soul comes from the soul fragments of the apostle Lilith, and the body is the genes of Ikari Shinji's mother Ikari Yui. The two are combined to form an artificial human.

Of course, it is not unique, but a pure volume product.

If one dies, there will be a second one. There are a lot of them in the factory.

Therefore, as a mass-produced product, everything is done to facilitate quick serving on the table.

And every time it is lost, the memory cannot be retained to the next one, so it can be regarded as a separate individual.

There are too many defects at the physical or genetic level, and only Qiao Qiao can use his hands to forcibly repair them and restore them to normal.

All these were just what Qiao Qiao did while checking the girl's soul with both hands.

"Have you taken any medicine recently?" Qiao Qiao asked.

"Yes, but as instructed, I have been taking less of those medicines recently."

The genes are stable and they are not weak. Naturally, they take less medicine.

"Hey, aren't you a psychiatrist? Why are you telling me about medicine? Rei is a very important qualified person. If anything happens to her in your hands, even your social status will not be able to protect you." Misato Katsuragi said anxiously.

"I understand. I won't do anything extreme." Qiao Qiao put down the aluminum tube beer and said.

However, I didn't notice that Ayanami's eyes fell on the beer can on the table and asked, "Does Hashi-kun drink this kind of beverage too?"

"After all, this drink is a privilege reserved for only a few adults."

Qiao Qiao said with a chuckle, opening a new bottle of beer and placing it on the table.

"Don't teach others bad things. Li Ke..."

"Of course, how can adults save the world? Only elementary school students, middle school students, and high school students are qualified to save the world."

When Qiao Qiao said this, Misato Katsuragi saw Rei Ayanami picked up the beer.

"Gurgle~" Then Lingbo coughed.

"Rei!" Misato Katsuragi hurriedly patted the girl on the back.

"It's okay, a little bitter and choking." Ayanami Rei commented, "Just like medicine, Hashi-kun likes these medicines."

"I don't like it. But if I can't drink, I have no future." Qiao Qiao said with a smile.

Misato Katsuragi pushed Qiao Qiao, indicating that it was time to shut up.

"There is no second chance in life, so why not be greedy?"

As Qiao Qiao spoke, he smiled and patted the goddess of his childhood, stroked Rei Ayanami's hair, and said, "Good child, good child, listening to my nonsense more will definitely inspire your life."

The cool and indifferent face beneath Rei Ayanami's light blue hair has not changed at all. Is she the goddess of "three nothings" in vain?

"Hashi-kun, do you like my hair?"

"Of course I like it. It's very beautiful and smooth, not a special effect. It's blue, but not a smart blue."

His wine-red eyes stared at Qiao Qiao blankly and asked, "Do you like hair? Do you want to grow long hair?"

"?" Katsuragi Misato was stunned, her eyes widened in disbelief as she looked at Rei who now showed a little bit of humanity. "Is this Rei? The Rei who is difficult to communicate with and can't speak?"

"Ayanami is not without feelings, she just doesn't understand them." Qiao Qiao repeated the words of the old thief Ye in EVA An 1.4.

In fact, Qiao Qiao also did something to Rei Ayanami - because Qiao Qiao wanted to study the souls of the apostles, and the soul of Lilith in Rei Ayanami was the best sample.

When Qiao Qiao was helping with the examination as a psychiatrist, he secretly cut off a part of Rei Ayanami's soul with his bare hands, no, Lilith's soul for research.

Naturally, SEELE and the others wouldn't be able to understand such a method.

After all, EVA is a mecha, which is highly related to the occult, but this world's understanding of the soul... probably only involves transplanting the flesh and blood of apostles and combining them with humans, a crude method that was accidentally created to put soul fragments into the body.

However, it was quite difficult for Qiao Qiao to cut off part of Lilith's soul at the beginning.

Because there is an absolutely terrifying stance in this world, this extremely lofty AT stance in Qiao Qiao's memory, this kind of spiritual light will be strengthened as the gap between people increases.

400.EVA Qiao Qiao: Take this ring, Lingbo

At first, when Qiao Qiao first touched this thing, he found it a bit difficult to deal with.

However, after his relationship with Rei Ayanami became closer, that kind of rejection was greatly reduced, and finally Qiao Qiao successfully obtained a part of Lilith's soul.

Later, fearing that the girl might be hurt, Qiao Qiao cut off a part of Lilith's soul and instead added a large amount of soul tissue into the girl's body.

Rei Ayanami's soul, which originally consisted of only a fragment of Lilith, became more complete, and thus had a little more humanity.

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"You know Li quite well."

Katsuragi Misato said with a sour tone: "We have known each other for a longer time, but you seem to understand Rei better."

"No, no~" Qiao Qiao couldn't say that a guy on the forum had written a paper to investigate the "three-no" girls, and he had read it too.

"I feel like you're kidnapping ignorant girls now."