Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

"Hey, Qiao Qiao."

"Kaji, thank you for helping me take care of this troublesome kid at home during this period of time."

As a double agent, Kaji Ryoji is able to get along well with both the United Nations and Nerv, so he is naturally good at handling all aspects.

He is an all-round talent in all matters.

Therefore, since Qiao Qiao chose to go to New Tokyo on a journey that might be suicidal, he could only entrust this

A man of a certain status takes care of Asuka who has obtained a military rank.

Jiaji Liangzhi could barely hear that Qiao Qiao was about to make arrangements for his funeral arrangements, so he agreed.

Now, Qiao Qiao is still alive. As a parent, of course, he put pressure on her. Asuka lowered her head reluctantly.

thank.

Afterwards, Asuka responded in an angry whisper: "Qiao Qiao, don't treat me like a child! 05"

Jiaji spread his hands and said, "It seems that I am not very welcome here. Can I go over there to smoke?"

"good."

"Smoking is harmful..." When Asuka heard Qiao Qiao say this, her eyes widened with a threatening look.

Having been led by Qiao Qiao for too long, he has picked up some personality traits that shouldn't have appeared in the character.

"Try your best." Qiao Qiao said

At the edge of the battleship, two men faced the sea breeze.

Qiao Qiao and Kaji Ryoji each lit a cigarette, and the smoke they exhaled quickly dissipated in the sea breeze.

The man's conversation was spent in all kinds of nonsense and small talk.

Kaji Ryoji flicked the ash off his cigarette, thought for a moment, and said, "To be honest, I can't believe a dissolute guy like you would

You are good at taking care of children, but you spoil the child too much. Uh, I mean a little spoiled. "

"...That kid? Asuka says, he's definitely a bit spoiled."

Qiao Qiao didn't take it seriously when hearing such comments about his family affairs.

After all, Qiao Qiao knew what Asuka would look like originally? Actually, it was pretty much the same now.

Qiao Qiao felt that he was just filling a vacant position in Asuka's childhood.

"After all, maybe I am a daughter-obsessed person? If I had a daughter, I would spoil her like this too." Qiao Qiao said, "But...

People of this generation probably won’t have any descendants.”

Qiao Qiao knew very well that human completion would be necessary soon.

Moreover, the human complementation clearly states that the essence of human beings is the extension of Lilith, and the so-called reproduction of offspring is also

Human inheritance becomes Lilith's act of differentiation.

This makes the act of producing offspring very strange.

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, you little brat? Are you afraid of not having offspring?"

Jia Chi patted Qiao Qiao on the shoulder and said, "Reading gossip, what haven't you tried?"

Kaji Ryoji's smile faded, and he asked mysteriously, "Or, did you accidentally get into trouble somewhere?"

"You don't look like such a casual person. Hey, how are you and Katsuragi doing? I haven't heard from you for a long time.

Post. "

"We broke up after graduating from college." Qiao Qiao said casually: "After the breakup ceremony, Miri was kicked out of the dormitory and we never contacted each other again.

system.

"Break up? Weren't you both doing well in college? That woman was completely spoiled by you. We all thought you were

After graduating from college, you will get married with a baby. If you get married, Misato will be Asuka's... stepmother? "Stepmother"

"Please spare me. Can that humanoid self-propelled garbage generator really become a qualified mother?" Qiao Qiao couldn't help laughing.

Come.

Up to now, Qiao Qiao has been getting along with Misato Katsuragi, but he can't think of Misato and his mother.

Combined with some sacred words.

"If I were you, I wouldn't be able to laugh."

Kaji looked at Asuka in the distance, took a puff of his cigarette, and said, "You just said that you might be obsessed with daughters."

"Correct."

"But I know roughly how much of a limit your daughter control is. But the child you raised is not mentally normal. I think

After thinking about her experience, she had a serious emotional deficit at the same time."

Kaji Ryoji said seriously: "Your existence fills a certain position. Do you know that in our male subconscious, there are

Oedipus complex is an instinctive desire inherited from primitive people, which is inevitable and irresistible.

, forever remaining in the unconscious realm of human beings"

"Stop. I know." Qiao Qiao listened to Jia Zhiliangzhi's explanation and said, "Don't forget, I have passed the test."

After all, Qiao Qiao knew that this was the EVA world, and those small, even unknown psychology were almost discovered.

Swing to the extreme.

Isn't it possible that Shinji Ikari's natural affection for Rei Ayanami comes from this Oedipus plot? After all, Rei Ayanami is his gene.

The two went to the hospital for a check-up and found out that they were mother and son.

"I know, that's even better. I think Asuka, under your over-pampering, has a morbid Oedipus complex.

"Oedipus? Electra complex, the instinct to hate the mother and love the father?"

"Anyway, I don't know if you realize that she doesn't want to be your beloved daughter in peace, but she wants to usurp the throne."

"Whose dynasty are you plotting to usurp, whose throne are you trying to usurp?"

"Of course, the self-propelled garbage generator you mentioned,"

Kaji Ryoji flicked off his cigarette ash and said, "I'm just kindly reminding you, don't let someone sneak in when the door is not closed.

Your room will make you regret for the rest of your life."

"Thanks for your kind reminder. But now it's time to hold on to the fence. Something is coming."

"Oh, what's coming?"

“The Apostles are here.

Suddenly, a huge figure stretched out from the bottom of the sea and swam out of the sea.

In an instant, this caused huge waves that were big enough to shake a battleship.

Ryoji Kaji almost fell to the ground because he didn't hold on tightly, but when he saw the huge shadow swimming in the sea, he suddenly understood.

After all, he knew what he was escorting this time.

"Come here following that smell. What do you think, Kaji?"

Just as Qiao Qiao finished speaking, a warship in the distance suddenly exploded.

"Apostle, it's an apostle? How do you know?"

Although he was surprised at Qiao Qiao's judgment for a moment, he soon calmed down and said naturally, "We also

Hurry and evacuate..."

However, at this moment, the battleship next to him suddenly exploded with a 013 bomb. Against the blast wind, Qiao Qiao stood on the fence and said, "It's time for Unit to appear.

It is. ”

The heavy No. 2 aircraft fell from the battleship onto the warship aircraft carrier and crushed the expensive fighter jet with one foot.

"Hey, as a father, you really understand Asuka. Her current battle is also within your expectations."

"of course."

"Hey, hey, why are you being so mysterious? Do you know why the apostles came to you?" Jia Chi joked

Road.

"It should be the thing that's chasing you this time. Oh, that's the Adam embryo."

Qiao Qiao's calm words stunned Kaji Ryoji.

That thing was clearly hidden in his own safe, and this matter was top secret among the top secrets.

"Qiao" Jiazhi Liangzhi doesn't know if Qiao Qiao wants to trick him.

"I know more than you think right now."

Qiao Qiao didn't want to be a riddler, so he said directly: "Jia Chi, you have never told anyone about your current job.

Follow the purpose."

...

"Your job is to be a double agent for both the United Nations and NERV. Your real purpose is because you are responsible for the death of your brother and partner.

The guilt of the death of the 2nd Impact made you try to find the truth about the Second Impact, so you have to stand in this position."

Qiao Qiao said: "However, as a double agent, you still have your limits. You will play with both sides.

If we go down, it will be a joke for both sides to die."

"Click."

Ryoji Kaji suddenly pulled out a small gun hidden in a secret place on his body, and opened the safety catch with a "click" sound.

The muzzle of the gun was naturally pointed at Qiao Qiao.

"who are you?"

411.EVA Qiao Qiao: Qiao Qiao, you are actually an apostle

"Huh, to be honest, I don't want to shoot you. Qiao Qiao, but you'd better explain who you are now. No, your identity

share"

"I am who I am."

Qiao Qiao said: "I'm different from you. I don't have the ability to be a double agent."

”....” Kaji Ryoji thought that was right.

After all, in his impression, Qiao Qiao was a talented person, but he wasted his talent and spent his time in debauchery.

partner.

The abnormality from usual made Jiachi look more carefully, and then he noticed the strange phenomenon happening to Qiao Qiao.

The battle between the Fish Angel and Unit 2 created a huge wave, and the battleship looked like a toy.

Qiao Qiao didn't grab anything at all, and stood steadily on the deck, as if his feet were rooted in the ground.

At this moment, Qiao Qiao, who revealed several secrets, became mysterious in Jiachi's eyes.

"Is there a possibility that you were pretending to be in the past?" Kaji Ryoji said vigilantly.

After all, as a spy, in the eyes of spies like it, a person can change according to his or her identity.

So, is it possible that the wasted talent Qiao Qiao is... not the real him?

"Let's not talk about this. I don't actually have any identity. I'm just standing on my own side. Jiaji is still pursuing the second

The truth of the impact? "

"Oh, why would I pursue that kind of thing?"

"You said it in your heart. You feel guilty about the death of your brother and friends."

"Pong!"

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