Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

So before the group of little guys he adopted grew up, Qiao Qiao started borrowing things from Despicable Me Qiao Qiao.

I was planning to borrow a bunch of intelligent robotic arms or something, but in the end, Despicable Me Qiao Qiao sent me a small yellow

He used the same method that Qiao Qiao used to throw the Three-Tails into the pirate world.

The little yellow man who was thrown here to unblock recognized his boss and didn't even think that the boss had followed him.

Usually the eldest brother is quite a bit younger than me.

Before he even noticed that the boss was no longer bald, he started working after he finished his task.

Come.

These single-celled creatures that evolved billions of years ago are highly efficient under the guidance of Despicable Me, Qiao Qiao.

high.

Later, even if Ninja Qiao Qiao introduced the beast soldiers thrown by Cyberpunk Qiao Qiao or the Ruhua thrown by One Person Qiao Qiao

As for the improved version of the series, neither of them could beat the Minions in production.

As a comedic character, he even created a rocket launch pad and a rocket in front of Qiao Qiao.

Constantly

Because of these little yellow people,

416. Ninja Qiao Qiao: The Current Situation of the Snow Country

The boss's nemesis, the oldest killer, Liu Bei's Dilum horse.

Just look at how thick the original protagonist Gru's hair was when he was a child, and you'll know how much pressure this funny character is under from the minions.

No matter how old you are, you are forced to become bald.

However, Joe Qiao in the Despicable Me world obviously has a receding hairline.

Qiao Qiao has personally experienced what it was like for Despicable Me, who had not yet acquired Tom Qiao Qiao's immortality.

What kind of painful days

If the chat group hadn’t arrived quickly, the hair would have definitely been gone.

Without some strength and a strong destiny, it is impossible to suppress the minions and the boss.

When Qiao Qiao was introducing the Minions, suddenly a wrench flew over with a "bang" - one was a Minion playing and making a noise.

It was accidentally thrown out when it was being put up.

"Qiao Qiao, be careful!" Feng Hua Xiaoxue exclaimed when she saw the wrench flying towards Qiao Qiao from the blind spot.

Ninjas have high attack and low defense, and many of them were killed by a kunai.

So, when she saw the hidden weapon flying towards her, Fenghua Xiaoxue subconsciously wanted to push Qiao Qiao away.

However, there was no way Feng Hua Xiao Xue could push Qiao Qiao away just because she wanted to.

It has always been Qiao Qiao who has been pushed down, but never been pushed down.

"What's wrong?" Qiao Qiao grabbed Fenghua Xiaoxue's wrist and dodged the flying wrench without even looking.

"You... forget it, it's okay." Fenghua Xiaoxue breathed a sigh of relief and said.

“You should ask your little subordinates to pay more attention to safety.

"Why, are you still feeling sorry for me?" Qiao Qiao said with a smile.

He waved his hand and dismissed the minions who were assembling new weapons, saying, "Forget it, even if I introduce them to you, you won't remember them clearly.

Name. That’s all for today, everyone can go home if you have nothing else to do. ”

"Yo ho!"

"Yohoo!" The Minions cheered when they heard Qiao Qiao talking about the holidays.

At the same time, Qiao Qiao hugged Xiao Xue and watched the latest equipment he developed.

"Is this the latest model of the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? Isn't the degree of restoration very high?"

"Fenghua Xiaoxue only felt that she had seen something obscene and felt a little blind.

However, Fenghua Xiaoxue had no doubt that this thing might have amazing destructive power.

After all, Fenghua Xiaoxue had an overload and said jokingly, "I want to pick the stars in the sky."

Afterwards, Fenghua Xiaoxue sent the rocket from Qiaoqiao's research institute into the sky, and got a real "Star".

star".

The stars don't shine, they are just stones.

However, Xiaoxue realized that the so-called space, the universe, and the so-called stars were actually huge stones.

The so-called five great powers are so small.

At this point, Fenghua Xiaoxue understood that anything the man in front of her created was far beyond her understanding.

"After admiring the latest weapons, can you tell me what trouble you are in? Could it be that some minister is blind again?

. "Qiao Qiao asked jokingly.

"Alas," Fengxue Xiaoxue sighed and asked, "Could it be that I am a nuisance in your mind?"

The thin tears hanging from the corners of his eyes and his words seemed to convey an indescribable sorrow.

However, Qiao Qiao also knew that it was definitely just eye drops, because Qiao Qiao knew that this woman with top acting talent was

The only time people really cry nowadays is on their beds.

Seeing that Qiao Qiao was too familiar with her and therefore did not express any opinion, Feng Hua Xiao Xue subconsciously went to Qiao Qiao's side.

He leaned over and whispered in Qiao Qiao's ear, "Miss Terumi Mei, the goodwill ambassador of the Mizukage, visited you last night.

I'm here to ask if you're available to receive me."

“This again.”

Qiao Qiao naturally understood what "visit" meant, and said, "It's not that she is bringing a girl from the Hidden Mist Village with her again, saying that she wants to

Let's arrange for you to study in the Snow Country."

"Yes. Recently, there have been quite a lot of foreign exchange students in the Snow Country."

Fenghua Xiaoxue said: "The idea of ​​national exchange students was proposed by you, Qiao Qiao, to improve mutual understanding between people from different regions and countries.

The project aims to help the new generation understand, respect and cultivate a new worldview, and is designed to facilitate learning of the advanced culture of the Snow Country.

"Any questions?"

"I have no problem, but the ministers are a little annoyed. It is not reasonable for a ninja to gather intelligence when an exchange student from the Hidden Mist Village comes here.

Is it a matter of course?

Fenghua Xiaoxue, who had already looked into space and realized how small her country was, didn't take it seriously and let the other party make arrangements.

However, the ministers of the Snow Country believed that this was a military taboo. Even if these girls from the Mist Shadow Village were Genin,

, is also the fighting force of a ninja village.

The Hidden Mist Village placed these troops in the Snow Country. Sima Zhao's thoughts were all understood, so the ministers often told the queen

The crying made Fenghua Xiaoxue quite annoyed.

As for opposition? However, Fenghua Xiaoxue is an iron-blooded queen. After all, anyone who opposes the reform of the Snow Country has no right to oppose it.

Disappeared without a sound.

"Are you worried about information leaks?" Qiao Qiao said, "It's just some outdated technology. In this factory, everyone

There’s something new coming out all the time.”

Fenghua Xiaoxue was not actually worried about the ninja spying on her. She was only worried about one thing.

"Sima Zhao's intention to replace the armed forces of the Snow Country? Haha." Xiaoxue just wanted to say that everyone guessed wrong.

"Ninja, a true ninja is someone who can endure everything. In order to complete the mission, it is just a matter of sacrificing some Kirigakure.

Using the beauty of a village girl can gain benefits, and this is a very common method in this world."

The current Mizukage of the Hidden Mist Village also has this idea, and Fenghua Xiaoxue can understand it.

However, over the years, the new Mizukage has taken this idea too far and too abnormally.

"How could Zabuza have such a plan in his head?"

Qiao Qiao affirmed: "With Zabuza's devilish personality and intelligence, he probably wouldn't be able to think of this."

However, Qiao Qiao knew who had this idea.

Inside the reception center of the Snow Country.

Hoshigaki Kisame, who is a member of the Snow Country's security force, is talking to Mei Terumi, the goodwill minister of the Hidden Mist Village.

As former colleagues, Mei Terumi and Kisame Hoshigaki have a lot to say about each other.

Suddenly, there was a loud rumble of thunder outside the house, and Hoshigaki Kisame immediately understood and said, "Oh, Mr. Qiao Qiao is here.

Just as Hoshigaki Kisame thought, Qiao Qiao was standing outside the door, followed by Bai, his attendant.

"Mr. Qiao Qiao, it looks like you have just finished your research. Would you like something to drink? There is Coke here."

When Hoshigaki Kisame opened the refrigerator in the reception room and took out a drink, Mei Terumi took a subconscious look.

Ordinary ninjas still don't understand how refrigerators work. Even Mei Terumi has actually moved a refrigerator several times during her visit.

I took several of them back to disassemble them. After countless failures, I finally found that a lightning ninja could input lightning from the thin wire.

It can be opened to produce a subtle "ice escape" effect, which can be used to ensure the shelf life of food.

However, how could they waste a lightning ninja who was capable of precise operations to control a refrigerator?

This is also the importance of perfecting various basic equipment that the ninjas have not yet understood.

Qiao Qiao took a big gulp of the large cup of Coke that Kisame handed over to him.

Nowadays, iced cola is also playing a unique role. It is sold to various countries as a specialty of the Snow Country.

The taste of the food made a lot of money and became part of the financial support for the Snow Country.

Regarding Qiao Qiao who was drinking, Bai added calmly: "Master Qiao Qiao, you have been consuming more than

"

"It doesn't matter, because this amount is nothing."

"I hope you can stay healthy." Although Bai is a tool, he is obviously equipped with a self-discipline device by Qiao Qiao.

Remind Qiao Qiao all the time

After moistening his throat, Qiao Qiao looked at Miss Terumi Mei who was sitting on the seat next to him and smiling at him.

"Hello, Mr. Qiao Qiao..

"Hello, Miss Terumi Mei."

Qiao Qiao looked at Zhao Meiming now.

Mei Terumi is still in the most energetic stage of her life and has not transformed into the future Mizushiro.

It can be said that she is a flower of the Hidden Mist Village.

Moreover, she is not just a pretty flower, Mei Terumi is the most politician-savvy person in the Hidden Mist Village.

If it weren't for Obito's exposure, making the assassination of Mizukage Zabuza a hero, then Terumi Mei would have become the new

Water shadow.

Instead of being a goodwill envoy to the Snow Country, that is, a diplomat,

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