Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

I didn't expect that this ordinary person was actually a ninja who had reached the pinnacle of ninjutsu...

As for the high cost of ninjutsu...

Qiao Qiao could only think that other ninja villages should be about the same. It couldn't be that the ninja village where the protagonist was located was the most harsh on its own ninjas, right?

That would not be conducive to the unity of Konoha ninja.

Year 11, Spring——:

Since he was an official Genin of Konoha, he was qualified to be assigned.

You enter the action organization of one chunin and three genin to carry out the mission.

This model can ensure that the team has a certain survival rate. As for why the previous ninja temporary workers did not have a team organization.

I can only say that I can't take care of it...

Year 11, Summer——:

Where the leaves are flying, the fire is also alive, and the fire will continue to illuminate the village and let the new leaves sprout.

The will of fire was preached to him since he was a child, but Qiao Qiao only understood the first three sentences from the battlefield.

The team of one chuunin and three genin hasn't even gotten well-coordinated yet and you're the only one left.

The fact that he survived was purely due to luck, the technology of Despicable Me and the magic of Hogwarts.

The most important thing is that Tom's physique and the martial arts learned in the fighting world allow you to control your breathing.

To the people in the ninja world, the disappearance of chakra means death.

After you shared it with other Qiao Qiao, you found that you would not die after using up the chakra.

Learning martial arts to control your breathing can make your vital signs disappear from the eyes of others.

You have learned the ultimate self-defense skill [Play Dead].

You used this self-defense skill to survive from countless powerful ninjas.

When a Kage-level master named Raikage raids your camp, you pretend to be hit by a lightning bolt that pierces your heart and causes you to die.

In fact, it was thanks to Tom's physical characteristics and self-defense skills that he pretended to be dead and survived.

Once other high-level ninjas use large-scale ninjutsu, you should also pretend to be hit and fall to the ground.

You have survived various dangerous battlefields.

The reputation of the immortal Qiao Qiao spread a little.

At the same time, you discover the secret of the Killing Curse Avatar in the Hogwarts world, which is that this spell becomes more powerful as it kills more people...

55. Ninja Qiao Qiao: Come, give the young master a cell. From now on, life and death are determined by fate, and wealth and honor are determined by God.

Year 11, Autumn——

Every time you survive, you get a new batch of teammates.

This time, there is an Uchiha girl in the team you join...

He has a handsome face, but is useless on the battlefield.

The girl was arrogant at first, but was soon taught a lesson by reality and followed you to learn how to escape from a high-intensity battlefield.

Year 11, winter——

The snow came slowly this year.

Wandering on the edge of the battlefield, you accidentally witness how a guy with a watermelon head kicks the seven ninja swordsmen into three lucky treasures.

You picked up the beheading sword.

You quickly turned this ninja sword into great military merit.

However, I later heard that this ninja tool was summoned back soon after you handed it in.

11 years, deep winter——

You swept the snow off the watermelon head.

After all, you are picking up someone else's spoils.

Year 12, Spring——

The war continues.

The Uchiha girls adore you.

You successfully caused a conflict between the two major clans of Konoha - a duel between the Uchiha girl and the girl from the Hyuga branch.

……

"???"

In the comics series, Qiao Qiao accepted the memory and complained about what the hell was this experience of Konoha's White Album.

However, it is only natural that such a thing would happen.

On the one hand, Ninja Qiao Qiao's adult knowledge makes it easy to deal with the little devil, and the most important point is...

The little ninja kids in the ninja world are really precocious.

Look at how old Haruno Sakura was when she had feelings for Sasuke?

The main storyline of Naruto was created because of a girl for Uchiha Ken and Uchiha.

In this regard, Qiao Qiao of Zongman could only complain: The Ninja Kid's precocity might be due to his chakra.

After all, chakra comes from the sacred tree, so, does that mean chakra is equal to fertilizer?

Therefore, it is normal for a kid with a lot of chakra to mature quickly. It is also normal for a 1.8-meter-tall Qiao Qiaoshi to be sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder.

In addition to the chakra ripening, on the other hand, the ninja war now also reflects the cruelty, death, and violence.

The reason why it developed into two women fighting for one man was mainly because Qiao Qiao saved their lives during the war.

"However, the speed of time in different worlds is indeed different."

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "I've only kicked out a few gyms, but I've already spent more than a year with the Ninja..."

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "The problem is that your side cannot be compared with ours. Your side is the world of science."

Zongman Qiao Qiao: "That's true, how long have you been there?"

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "About a few months."

Zongman Qiao Qiao couldn't help but wonder, "So, what is the conversion of time speed like?"

At this time, JOJO Qiao Qiao suddenly came up with an interesting conclusion: "I think there is a possibility that, except when we open the chat group, our time will be synchronized. When we are not in the main storyline time, the time speed may also be accelerated. Look at me, I jumped directly from the second Qiao to the third Qiao."

A group of Qiao Qiao said: "That is indeed a possibility."

However, when everyone took advantage of the time when the Anime Qiao Qiao and the Ninja Qiao Qiao were sharing the Anime Qiao Qiao, all the Qiao Qiaos were confused.

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao sneered, "Didn't you say earlier that you should learn how to play football with the King Kong Kick from Demon King?"

"As a result, the Thirteen Guardians' martial arts skills of Henglian and Henglian Golden Bell Cover have broken through the norm, reaching the pinnacle of martial arts, the state of unity between man and nature... and even created a Fist Wish World version of Ultra Instinct. Are you staying in the Hong Kong fighting world or the Dragon Ball world?"

Qiao Qiao from Zongman also complained. "My combat power is at least 10,000, and yours is at most 6,000, which is why this is the case."

Regardless of what others say about Ninja Qiao Qiao, if you close your eyes and see it, you will know that Ninja Qiao Qiao's good luck so far has come to an end here.

……

Year 12, summer——

Hard work, despite caution, has saved you from a bloody battle.

However, you can avoid the first day but not the fifteenth; there are always ambushes that cannot be avoided.

You were ambushed by the Sand Ninja Squad.

Fortunately, this team is not an elite force. It's a 50-50 fight between the rookies.

However, you didn't expect that it was the Sand Ninja who was poisonous!

As the Sand Ninja has suffered huge casualties due to the fierce war, the Sand Village leaders have begun to produce poisons at any cost and sell them to the Sand Ninjas at low prices.

This resulted in the Sand Ninja being armed from top to bottom as a biochemical force.

You are poisoned.

Because the Sand Village is famous for its poverty and poison. The fate of ordinary ninjas who are poisoned by the Sand Village is almost certain death.

Under Tom's physique, you didn't die, but you were suffering from the poison every moment.

When someone discovered your characteristics, one night, you were sent to another place in the name of treatment...

Year 12, Autumn——

You become a guinea pig in some laboratory.

You were injected with a high concentration of sedative and fell unconscious.

The reason you were arrested is...

You, who have strong self-recovery abilities due to Tom's physique, were once believed by researchers to be a descendant of the Senju clan.

Therefore, you are valued.

You become one of the hundreds of mice in the nutrient tanks in the underground laboratory.

Fortunately, you still see the figures of the bandaged man and the tall and thin man in your superficial consciousness.

They spoke unabashedly to a man in a complete coma.

"For the sake of Konoha's greater glory" "Huruzen, you will regret this."

For a student who has been following Naruto since childhood, it is easy to infer from just a few words combined with the general direction of the plot...

The bandaged man is Danzo Nabekage.

You understand that it has now become the research work of Orochimaru, a famous researcher in Konoha.

His research project is to observe the reaction of suspected precious descendants of the Senju after being implanted with Hashirama cells.

Come, give the young master cells,

You are fortunate enough to be injected with a high concentration of Hashirama cells.

From then on, life and death are determined by fate, and wealth and honor are determined by God.

12 years, days of research diary records——

Although the experimental subject's body was special, it still showed abnormal conditions after all.

Year 12, fiftieth day record in research diary.

Deteriorating, rapidly deteriorating.

The precious experimental subject is defined as a failure, and you will no longer be valued by others.

Placed in a deep cellar with other failed products, perhaps one day, when the nutrient solution dries up, that will be your death.

Maybe, before the nutrient solution dries up, you will turn into a big tree without wisdom.

……

Next is the research diary, which is to study how Qiaoqiao began to deteriorate.

Qiao Qiao from Zongman was completely confused: "He was living a smooth life and even had a childhood sweetheart, but he was caught and used as a guinea pig because his physical condition was exposed?"

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "They also misunderstood the Senju clan. The Senju clan is not a group under the founder of Konoha Village. The founder has no face at all."

jojo Qiao Qiao: "Knowing that they were from the Senju clan, they were still arrested. This is really..."

Ninja Qiao Qiao: "Bandaged Man... That's Nabekage Danzo. The words "Make Konoha Great Again" coming from it are like farts."

Ghost Slayer Qiao Qiao: "It can't be considered as farting."

Qiao Qiao from Zongman: "Let Konoha become great again, really great... maybe."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao: "This can only be said to be the dignity of the big village, the overall situation, the common people, sacrifice, do you understand? Make way."

A group of Qiao Qiao: "Understood!"

Demon Slayer Qiao Qiao: "Come to think of it, is being injected with a high concentration of Hashirama's cells really that fatal? Didn't I still get turned into an evil ghost? Shouldn't the injection of these cells make it stronger?"