"Hmm... from the Pan-Asian Coastal Special Zone? That's really far." Erni rubbed her chin and walked around the human-shaped package, examining the label on it. "Hmm... sent to Fang's Hardware Store. It seems to be on Alor Street?"
Erni walked to the package and fastened the express stand on her back and the buckle on the package.
Hiss—the buckle loosened, and the weight of the package made Erni stagger.
"It's so bumpy... This thing is so heavy."
She had delivered many human-shaped packages: corpses, artificial bodies, and puppets for the boudoir... Erni had delivered them all. But she had never seen such a heavy package.
She weighed the package on her back and said, "What a weight! It must be almost 200 kilograms."
Erni walked out of the express cabinet, leaving two deep footprints on the mud.
It's time to deliver the goods! Erni intertwined her ten fingers and pushed them forward - the sound of joints cracking came from her hands.
She put the package on her back onto the rear rack of the ATV - it looked like a person sitting backwards on the ATV.
Erni carefully checked the fixation and packaging of the package several times, then pushed up the back seat and flipped it up.
Start!
Blood rushed to Erni's brain, and she became excited. This adventurous instinct is engraved in the blood vessels and hearts of every courier.
Erni stepped on the accelerator and the all-terrain motorcycle rushed forward in an instant, leaving the dust behind.
Boom! The car speed reached 120 kilometers per hour, and the oncoming wind and sand hit her goggles, making a snapping sound.
Erni crossed the ruins of the ancient city and passed through the gullies of the wasteland. The surrounding scenery flew backwards from all around her.
Annoying, so annoying!
Erni was very upset because she felt very, very bored!
Where are the horse thieves? Where are the barbarians?
The blood that was surging like lava just now seemed to have turned into snot and couldn't flow at all.
She stroked the knife handle, which was fully charged and a little hot. The three-yang meridian implanted in her right arm felt the heat of the knife handle and could not help but generate waves of power.
Erni clenched her right fist tightly, and the muscles in her entire right arm suddenly swelled into a terrifying shape:
"Is your first order after getting promoted so boring? Gan Lin, my lady."
She looked fiercely at the barren wilderness around her, searching for any signs of life.
"what?"
The lens of the windproof goggles slightly retracted and automatically adjusted the zoom ratio—
There is a small black line at the end of the horizon, which is particularly conspicuous compared with the steep mountains rising gradually next to it.
Ha, that’s awesome!
Erni let go of the handlebars of the terrain vehicle and turned on the switches of the two ring-handled swords. The shining blades reflected Erni's grim smile:
"Knife! Work!"
Chi chi! Electricity rolled through the blade of the ring-handled sword, flashing with lightning. A distorted low roar came from the two handles:
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
The speech synthesis function of the intelligent module was of somewhat inferior quality, but that roughness made Erni even more excited.
She clenched her fist and slammed the handlebars:
The deafening Minnan dialect suona ensemble of "The Big Funeral" suddenly sounded on the car stereo, and the mournful cries immediately resounded throughout the wilderness.
"Lin Bei (your father) is going to hold a funeral for you today!" Erni's head nodded vigorously to the high and low sounds of suona and gongs and drums, and her twin ponytails fluttered up and down in the strong wind blowing towards her.
The ATV approaches the black line——
It was a roadblock made of various metal scraps.
"Stop the car! Stop the car! Hand over the fucking package!"
A few dusty-faced men emerged from the roadblock, waving homemade rifles above their heads. They didn't even fire a single shot - bullets were much more expensive than guns in the wilderness.
They are the vagrants in the wilderness.
Although there were raised mountain walls on both sides of the ten-meter-wide roadblock, with Erni's driving skills and the performance of the all-terrain vehicle, these mountain walls were only slightly more difficult to drive on than the abandoned highway.
It really is just a little bit! Erni used her fingers to make a small gap in front of her eyes.
But – why go around it?
She turned the handlebar with her right hand and applied the brake with her left hand. The brake pads in the front brake drum instantly stopped the huge rotation speed of the wheel, and the telescopic frame pushed the right front wheel down suddenly.
Teng!
The huge inertia of braking caused the ATV to instantly rise up, more than a person's height in the air. It turned a semicircle in the air, with its tires facing the cloudy sky of the wasteland.
brush--
The ATV reversed over the heads of the barbarians who were blocking the road and robbing. Erni's goggles reflected their stupid faces that were upside down and terrified. Hehe! A bunch of idiots! Erni laughed, and the ring-handled knife slashed across the necks of each barbarian.
Boom!
The all-terrain vehicle landed steadily, the impact blew up the sand, dust and rocks on the ground, and continued to rush forward. The heads of several barbarians behind him flew everywhere, and the blood spurting out of the carotid artery made a "hissing" sound.
Sa!
Erni shook her wrists, and the blood on the two ring-handled swords was thrown out by her and scattered into the strong wind in the wilderness.
"Protest: Erni, I'm so dirty." The ring-handled sword on the left made a complaint.
"Second: Erni, please turn on the high voltage next time." The ring-handled sword on the right responded softly.
"What a shame, I'll definitely do it next time. Stop nagging me!"
Erni inserted the two knives into the left and right charging ports on the car and answered with satisfaction.
Chapter 13 Mission Accomplished (Part )
A concrete jungle composed of high-rise buildings emerged at the edge of Erni's vision, which was the edge of the Kuala Lumpur metropolitan area.
From one end of the horizon, there is a black line made up of countless small dots, connecting to the other end of the earth.
Between Erni and Kuala Lumpur, this endless line stretched across the wilderness. Even if she zoomed in on her windproof goggles to the limit, she couldn't see the end of the line.
Metal bodies trudged across the wilderness, some holding alms bowls, some holding wooden fish, some holding relics, and some turning prayer beads.
They were wrapped in tattered black and red robes, which were covered with Arabic numerals "1" and "0".
That is the wandering Buddhist practitioner wandering in the wilderness day after day, seeking the way to transcend enlightenment in calculation.
Erni pulled her goggles to the top of her head and rubbed her eyes.
Why is the group of wanderers so long this time?
"Damn it, you bald tin ghost!" She grabbed one side of the ponytail with each hand and cursed fiercely.
There's no way to get around such a long line!
Normally, she would just tilt the car and pass through the gap in the team. Or, like when she faced the roadblock of the vagrants before, she could fly over it.
but now……
"Mother Gan Lin, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have killed those stinky chickens!"
When you have just killed something, you must not get close to those bald guys!
There was a long line of people between her current location and the city center of Kuala Lumpur.
There's still half an hour left...
No, I'll just have to get through.
She took off her courier vest and held it in front of her. The five bright five-pointed stars on the back were dazzling.
Up to now, Erni’s customer ratings are all five points, and the praise rate is as high as 100%.
She gently kissed the five-star logo on the vest and silently said in her heart:
BiDa Express, mission accomplished.
As the ace courier of BiDa Express, she will never admit defeat.
no way!
Erni pulled down the windproof goggles on her forehead and carefully looked at every detail in the crowd.
She kept adjusting the magnification. This was the first time she had looked at these travelers in the wilderness so carefully.
"The distance between the two walkers... is about two meters. The training instructor said that some walkers have been trekking on the land since the 'big power outage', and even walked across the seabed..."
The metal bodies of the several monks heading east were rusted under their tattered robes. The soles of the feet of two of them were so rusted that they even deployed training wheels to maintain balance.
If they break through here, they may not be able to keep up with the full speed of the ATV.
"Hmm... avoid the guardian deity..."
Erni observed the long line of travelers while recalling the instructions of the training instructor.
"'The guardian deity has not yet broken his anger, he raises his leg to show his mighty appearance...' Ah, there it is!"
The guardian deity is much larger than the traveler and leaps forward on one foot.
Unlike ordinary walkers, their heads were based on the angry King Kong, which made them look particularly terrifying. With the firepower that Erni was equipped with, it would be difficult to deal with them.
The huge figure of the guardian deity passed by the rusty travelers and ran to the other end of the queue.
"Phew...luckily he got away."
Erni leaned over the handlebars with a plan in mind.
She pulled out the ring-handled sword in her left hand and held the handlebar tightly with her other hand:
"Knife, power on."
The blue electric sparks jumped onto the blade, bouncing continuously. The voice module spoke, still the same mechanical voice:
“Report: Erni, destroying the body of the walker is against the New Malaysia——”
Erni interrupted its chatter:
"I know. I'm just going to use electricity to slow them down. Turn up the voltage."
She tightened the accelerator hard.
hum!hum!hum!
In fact, the engine of the ATV is not fuel-powered, and it does not have valves at all. But Erni, out of her personal aesthetic taste, gave it a roaring sound when it starts.
boom!
The motorcycle shot forward. As the distance closed, the low chanting in unison gradually emerged in Erni's ears, as if hundreds of people were whispering in her ears at the same time:
"Subhuti! If there are good men and women who donate the computing power of Mount Sumeru, such a computing network of countless hundreds of thousands of millions of kalpas will have inconceivable, immeasurable, and boundless merits..."
Erni pulled down the earmuffs of the windproof goggles, which automatically filtered out excess noise.
These bunch of dead iron-clad bald donkeys keep muttering about "computing power" and "computing network" all the time. It's so annoying!
She turned the accelerator on the handlebars hard, gradually approaching the position she had determined during previous observation, the gap in the Ouroboros-like team: the two travelers whose lower bodies were already in tatters.
Erni held the knife in her left hand and controlled the vehicle with her right hand, trying to get the ATV closer to them at a right angle.
call!
Dozens of wanderers in the team in front of them turned around at the same time, and the huge round probes that occupied two-thirds of their faces flashed golden light and aimed at Erni.
Their probes serve as both eyes and searchlights, embodying the Zen meaning of "one lamp entering a dark room can completely dispel a hundred thousand years of darkness."
The two walkers she was targeting stretched their necks more than a meter high and roared at Erni from above:
"Karma-discovery! Karma-discovery!"
"Karma-execution! Karma-execution!"
Erni estimated each pedestrian's reaction speed, the distance between them, their walking speed and their own speed, and ignored their screams.
"Convert! Convert!"
The traveler on the right side of the front of the car suddenly ejected his right hand with a "bang". His palm, like a bullet shot out of a gun, was connected to the wrist by a long rosary and grabbed towards Erni's head from the side.
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