My Kaleidoscope pupil technique is dark blue plus points

Why look for another reason?

You never made excuses for beating me before!

...No way? You actually...believed it?"

Jiraiya looked ridiculous. It would be fine if others believed such an outrageous rumor, but how could you, as the person involved, be so confused?

Haven’t you heard that hemophobia can affect IQ?

"Still pretending to be stupid!"

Tsunade clenched her fists until they crackled, trying to keep her emotions from getting out of control for the time being. She stared at Jiraiya with a sneer and expressed her own analysis and judgment.

"Naruto's control over Wood Release is close to that of my grandfather! After examining his body,

As a medical ninja, I am sure he has never been subjected to any human experiments or modifications.

He was born with the talent to master Wood Release!

And my intuition as a ninja! In my intuition, Naruto looks a lot like my grandfather! They are the same person!

In terms of personality, temperament, and character, he is very similar to my grandfather.

If we exclude the influence of different environments during the growth process, they are exactly the same!

Even the chakra sealed in the relic necklace left by my grandfather will resonate with Naruto's own chakra...

He has not undergone any acquired transformation, this is entirely the influence of his innate talent!

Jiraiya! Is there any other possibility besides you secretly doing something wrong? "

"Tsunade, can you please be reasonable?"

With a sad face, Jiraiya felt that he had died unjustly. The blame came unexpectedly. This was a reason he had never thought of for being beaten.

"...Did I ever do anything to you? Are you still unsure?

I am here, do you dare?"

Jiraiya was about to cry. He only dared to dream about this kind of thing once or twice in his dreams. He didn't even dare to think about it when he was awake.

This time, was he beaten for illegal dreaming?

I had a dream, and a child appeared in reality? What kind of outrageous super ninjutsu is this?

He tried to explain, but Tsunade was even angrier than him. Veins popped out of her fair forehead as she told the real reason for her rage:

"I'm a medical ninja, and I know very well that, in fact, only two people's cells are needed to produce offspring.

As long as the operation is done properly, there is no difference between the baby and the one conceived naturally.

I remember there was a time when you were very close to that guy Orochimaru.

For Orochimaru, this kind of thing is not difficult at all.

We are teammates, you have too many opportunities to get my body cells...

I remember that you and Minato Namikaze had a very good master-disciple relationship, like a biological father and son.

Is it really a hit it off at first sight, or are you just unable to restrain your true feelings?

At the same time, as a descendant of the Uzumaki clan and the child of Uzumaki Kushina, Naruto’s hair color is not red!

In the past thousands of years in the ninja world, except for the children born to our Senju clan,

All descendants of the Uzumaki clan have red hair!

Ahhhh...Jiraiya, go to hell!"

At the end of the conversation, Tsunade couldn't help but get mad, roaring to the sky, and punched out with all her might.

"Wow!"

The air compressed by Haoran's great force rushed forward in front of the fist like a cannonball.

Wherever Tsunade's fist passed, it even briefly left a vacuum channel in the air.

The fist is the point where Tsunade's attack power is most concentrated, and it can be said to be unparalleled in attack.

Beyond a small fist, the high-pressure air shock wave greatly expands the attack range, approaching range damage.

At the same time, it has the effect of restricting and delaying the enemy's actions, making Tsunade's attacks more difficult to dodge!

Jiraiya was completely stunned by Tsunade's wild imagination and was a beat slow to react.

Even at the last moment, I woke up from the crisis with my nerves pricking like needles.

After dodging in an instant, he was still numb from the high-pressure air shock wave, and his chest and internal organs were all in pain, which was transmitted to his brain.

"Tsunade! Do you really want to kill me?"

Jiraiya's body and soul were numb. If he died like this, he would die with his eyes open!

What does it mean that you get into trouble without even eating mutton?

"Rumble..."

Tsunade's punch missed and hit the ground in the forest. This time, the scope and destructive power were far greater than the previous time when she was eager to catch up with Jiraiya and her body hit the ground.

There was silence for a moment, like a loud sound, and the next moment, everything turned upside down!

In the opposite direction of the fist's impact, the compressed dirt and rocks soared into the sky, like a giant earth-yellow dragon soaring into the sky.

In front of Tsunade, in the direction where the fist landed, a straight forward, huge force smashed the mud gully forward.

It shows how concentrated the force of this punch is. This punch is highly concentrated in force, penetration and transmission effect.

It was like a huge artificial river was dug out on the flat ground in an instant.

Although the overall shape is fan-shaped, the width increases as it extends backwards, which means the power is more dispersed and no longer concentrated, but when viewed from a high place, it still appears quite slender!

After a while, countless debris such as soil, gravel, wood and tree trunks that were broken into small pieces fell from the sky.

In this background environment that sounded like heavy snow, Tsunade's sinister voice seemed to come from hell and reached Jiraiya's ears.

"It's better for a guy like you to die!

No, dying right away would be too easy for you!

I will channel the psychic slug to heal you! Then I will break all the bones in your body a hundred times!"

Jiraiya shuddered, his hair stood on end, and his scalp felt numb. This was the first time he had seen Tsunade in this state.

It’s true, it’s as scary as a demon!

"It's unfair! I really didn't do anything!

I really don’t know anything!

How can you trust me?"

Jiraiya's desperate howls echoed throughout the forest. That day, the screams lasted for a long, long time...

Even in Konoha Village, there is a legend that this forest is haunted!

……

Jiraiya, who was seriously injured and paralyzed, and not far from death, lay on the hospital bed, in deep confusion.

Did I really do something?

But I don’t know either!

Could it be that when I was thinking about Tsunade and was crazy, I secretly did something shameful?

And then out of shame, you managed to delete that memory?

Just want to forget this secret forever and completely?

Thinking about this, Jiraiya couldn't hold it anymore and suspected that his brain might have been damaged by Tsunade's beating.

But, besides this possibility, are there any other possibilities?

No way? No way...

But, but I really don’t know!

Jiraiya, who was lying on the hospital bed, had a tear of sadness or joy falling from his eye.

What if I, who have been lonely all my life, suddenly have a child?

What if Minato is really his own child?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

The final setting of this chapter was actually decided at the beginning. It was originally intended to be a surprise reversal.

But when the chapter where the protagonist tricked Minato into believing that he was Tsunade and Jiraiya's child was published, a big shot left a comment saying that Orochimaru's science helped Jiraiya realize his dream.

I was so confused at that time. You sent it in advance, what should I write?

So I liked all the other comments except that one, trying to make sure most readers wouldn't think of it... Please forgive me, I'll go back and like it later.

Unfortunately, it seems to have no effect. I feel that many readers should be mentally prepared for this brain hole.

Are there any unexpected ones? Probably very few, right?

ps: Because it might be on the shelves soon, I want to save up some time to do it, so I will update once in the morning and once in the evening, is that ok?

Chapter 73 I remembered a joke

The next day after Tsunade returned to the village, she wandered around Konoha Village early in the morning. Not long after, she found the target she was looking for.

I saw Da Renyi sitting on a park chair, looking intently at a group of... strange creatures who were singing and dancing not far away?

Although it was a bit presumptuous to think so, after a pause, Tsunade still preferred to use "strange creatures" to describe that group of people.

There are many people with different hair colors in the ninja world, but the fact that all the hair colors of that group of people were mixed together and their hairstyles were particularly weird and bizarre still made Tsunade feel particularly uncomfortable.

Because I am too normal and don’t fit in with those people!

"Is this... Shamatte?"

Tsunade murmured with some difficulty, as if she had seen something dirty! She had been living a life of drunkenness, indulging in alcohol anesthesia and casino indulgence for many years.

Although I know about the new group called Shamatte, I have had little contact with it and am indifferent to it. This is the first time I have faced such a visual impact.

She just felt that it was extremely eye-irritating and made her uncomfortable!

"did you see it?

Those struggling souls?"

Dai Renyi's voice suddenly reached her ears, and Tsunade came back to her senses.

Soul? All I see is some weird flesh!

Tsunade frowned and walked to his side, standing with her arms folded across her chest, carefully looking up and down at this key figure mentioned by Shikaku.

"Are you Uchiha Yoshi? The current decision maker of the Uchiha Clan?"

Da Renyi raised his head in surprise, then understood: “Did Lu Jiu tell you?

Lady Tsunade came to see me in a hurry as soon as she returned to the village. I guess... she came to confirm the attitude of the Uchiha clan again!

For Naruto?

Lady Tsunade cares so much about Naruto? Could it be that the rumors circulating in the village are actually true? "

With a strong look of curiosity, Dai Renyi asked Tsunade with a gossipy face,

It seems as if he didn't make up this rumor himself!

However, he was indeed curious about how Tsunade would respond to this...

Tsunade's fists hardened, she wanted to punch out and send this bastard to the intensive care unit of the hospital like Jiraiya.

She suddenly realized that what her second grandfather said was so right. The Uchiha clan members were indeed extremely annoying.

"Evil Uchiha! Are you trying to completely piss me off?"

Trying hard to control the urge to lose her temper right then and there, Tsunade said coldly.

"Lady Tsunade, you don't look like the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama now.

More like the granddaughter of Senju Tobirama!