Bizarre Survival: I Can Devour Thousands of Talents

Chapter 101: Deliveryman's Account: The Female Ghost Security Guard of the Meat Mountain

As Ling Xiao hurried on his way, he looked around nostalgically.

Although Little Raccoon City is also modern, it still needs this familiar feel to fully immerse him in the story.

Just reviewing it once is enough.

To paraphrase an unscrupulous boss: "You have to be observant and proactive!"

Ling Xiao is a food deliveryman who has signed a formal contract.

We still need to pay attention to the rules that should be followed.

He took out the paper that the tortoise had given him before it left.

[Precautions for Delivery Personnel]

1. While delivering food, wearing a windproof jacket will highlight your employee status. This earns you respect, and the likelihood of someone working in the field being targeted is reduced.

2. Please deliver within the specified delivery time; otherwise, you will be responsible for handling customer complaints. If the customer also purchased the on-time guarantee, any disputes arising from this will not be the restaurant's responsibility.

3. The delivery box must not be damaged, but please ensure it cannot be stolen. Especially when it contains food, you can take all measures to ensure that customers enjoy the experience they deserve.

4. Pay first, then use; inspection allowed. Customers can open the takeout box to check the food in front of them, but payment is required before taking the food.

Four simple rules.

Moreover, Ling Xiao saw nothing wrong with it.

He had always been skeptical and wary of what the tortoise said.

But the paper has the name "Ji Ruxue" on it, and her name is also on my employment agreement.

That being, both breathtakingly beautiful and unimaginably terrifying...

With her involvement, these guidelines should be entirely credible.

Ling Xiao, who has now become a deliveryman, can always be right to listen to his boss.

Moreover, all these rules are designed to make me a responsible delivery driver.

There was nothing contradictory or unusual about it.

Of course, he also figured out some tricks.

Whether it's the malice you might encounter on the road or the troublesome customers.

If the proprietress can provide a special explanation, then these kinds of strange things are quite common.

He will likely encounter them along the way.

Is this not?

Whatever you wish for comes true...

"Excuse me, I'm in a hurry to deliver food."

Ling Xiao sensed the blatant malice emanating from the two lumps in front of him, but he still politely requested:

"I'm about to run out of time, gentlemen, could you please move aside?"

Upon hearing this, the two "people" blocking the road chuckled softly.

A man and a woman, both with their chests and breasts exposed, their clothes completely hidden.

Because the folds of flesh on their bodies piled up and overflowed.

Two mountains of flesh lay sprawled on the ground, completely blocking what was originally a fairly spacious sidewalk.

Moreover, when faced with the polite and courteous Ling Xiao, they displayed the rogue-like demeanor of highway robbers.

The woman, with her fleshy, pig-like nose, sniffed the air and couldn't resist exclaiming, "I could smell the fragrance from so far away..."

"It's sour...spicy...just the smell is appetizing! It makes my mouth water!"

The folds of flesh on the man's belly trembled, and a muffled thud came from his head: "I know you're a delivery guy, and the food inside is more important to you than your own life. There's no way you'd let us have a taste..."

"But it doesn't matter what you're made of! Any meat will do, preferably from the calves, something chewy!"

"Hey! Honey! I want his hands, actually his fingers are pretty good too, I could suck on them for a long time..."

The two of them talked back and forth, and went on to "do" all over Ling Xiao's body.

The latter glanced at the time and was just about to make a move when a horn beeped behind him.

The two mountains of flesh, which had been making a racket, suddenly began to ripple.

Then it froze in place, as lifeless as a pile of melted wax.

I dare not move!

The difference in status between temporary citizens and sheriffs meant they didn't even dare to argue.

"Wow! You're on the job so quickly?"

The visitors were Wang Taige and Xin Ba.

Ling Xiao greeted them with a smile, exchanged a few polite words with the two officers who had come to their rescue, and also casually mentioned his own problem.

Xinba got out of the car and dealt with it.

Wang Taige shook his head at Ling Xiao, "After all, they didn't directly attack you, so you weren't violated."

"If citizens' rights are not violated, then it is not appropriate for us to intervene."

"However..."

It pointed to Ling Xiao's yellow windbreaker and said, "This city doesn't support idlers. Citizens with jobs enjoy the highest level of 'right of way'."

"If you encounter difficulties that prevent you from completing your work, you can solve them in your own way!"

Two groans of pain came from behind me.

Xinba walked over at this moment, dragging a huge chunk of meat in each hand.

It casually piled the chunks of meat into the overflowing truck bed, smiled sheepishly at Ling Xiao, and said, "The vagrants who are allowed to enter the city are all approved by the Human Resources Committee."

"The Public Security Bureau and the Human Resources Committee have worked together for many years. Since these things haven't broken the law, we can only impose minor punishments."

Ling Xiao felt a little regretful, but was still very grateful to the two sheriffs.

After Xinba impatiently waved his hand, the two mountains of flesh rolled into a ball and disappeared in a flash.

Before leaving, Wang Taige only gave two vague hints at the end.

"For delivery drivers, the journey while delivering food is their job, but the return trip is considered their free time."

"If there's nothing urgent, hurry back to the store after you finish delivering!"

The patrol car drove away again.

Ling Xiao was very envious, but he didn't have the nerve to ask if they could give him a ride again.

Keep in mind the change in "identity" before and after delivering food.

His thoughts wandered: if he brought his own food to other places, could he avoid some of the risks...?

If Wang Taige and the others hadn't appeared, Ling Xiao would have made his move immediately.

Although this mysterious place is full of inexplicable strangeness.

But he wasn't exactly a nice guy either.

If a road is blocked, can't it be opened up?

Moreover, judging from the bonus effects of the red windbreaker, it is perfectly capable of fighting, and is not a rule-based dungeon with strict logic and instant death.

The "hallucinations" resulting from swallowing an eyeball can be considered, in a sense, the "eye of judgment."

That mountain of flesh just now revealed a lot of visual information.

Turning to look at Wang Taige and Xinba, all that could be found were their names and positions.

Compare the two.

Even without a clear level reference, the intensity can be roughly judged.

"Two kilometers, less than fifteen minutes. It seems the map wasn't initially based on my actual speed..."

Standing at the entrance of Wangfu Huating residential community, Ling Xiao checked the location of [Tingzhu Private Kitchen] again.

It will still take more than half an hour to walk there.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the mobile map, he didn't linger at the door any longer.

After all, it's only arrived at the residential area; it hasn't been delivered yet.

But just as he was about to step inside, a figure stopped him.

"Stop! Delivery drivers aren't allowed in!"

A classic predicament.

The security guards stopped the food delivery!

Ling Xiao glanced at the other person's uniform and, remembering that "people with jobs are not to be trifled with," also didn't want to get into a conflict with him.

So he pointed to his yellow windbreaker and tried to strike up a conversation with a smile.

"Brother, why should working people make things difficult for each other!"

"The customer specified that delivery to their doorstep is required, so I assume there's no rule preventing entry into the residential complex?"

The man in the security guard uniform was short, but he had a very imposing presence.

On their own little plot of land, they seemed to possess the authority of an emperor.

He arrogantly "commanded," "Stop fucking talking nonsense! Look for yourself!"

Pointing to the notice board next to him, the largest one had a few crooked words on it.

Those without access cards must follow the instructions of security guards.

"Did you see that clearly?! We're all just working-class people, who's going to team up with you?! Huh!?"

Seeing Ling Xiao standing there with a solemn expression, the security guard's emotions grew even stronger.

"Don't say I'm deliberately making things difficult for you. Strangers who want to get in have to pay a security deposit!"

"Not much, ten yuan will do!"

"Pay to work?"

Ling Xiao finished reading it, and also looked at the other notices.

He turned around and sneered, "It's my first day on the job, and I haven't even earned any money yet, why should I give you some first?"

"So what!?"

"Oh! You're new here..."

The security guard's excitement subsided abruptly, his eyes scanning the room with a dangerous glint in them.

"No money? You can still come in, just offer your flesh as payment!"

"Young man, you don't want to lose this hard-earned job because you didn't deliver a good meal on your first day, do you?"

But Ling Xiao unexpectedly ripped the notice down.

The crooked and messy handwriting on it was truly unbearable to look at.

He curled the corners of his mouth into a smile and crumpled the notice into a ball.

"you!"

"What? You're just a security guard who can't even get the property management's stamp, and you dare to lie to me?"

The power of the blazing sun surged forth, instantly burning everything to ashes.

Seeing Ling Xiao's relentless pressure, the security guard forgot his anger at having his lie exposed.

He quickly ran back to the security booth.

The latest novel is first published here!

I didn't waste my time on such a genuine "scoundrel".

After forcing him to retreat.

Ling Xiao hurriedly entered the residential area to find his target: Unit 4.

"Unit 4... 18th Floor, Room 404..."

Following the house number, he stopped in front of Unit 4.

Just in case, Ling Xiao continued walking a little further in, and only felt slightly relieved after finding Unit 5.

This is my first time delivering food, so I don't have much experience.

He had to do his best to ensure that nothing went wrong.

Having managed to get through the first few deliveries, I felt much more confident after unlocking my yellow windbreaker.

Although he now possesses double the talent, Ling Xiao still inevitably suffers from a phobia of "insufficient firepower".

The hallway suddenly became much cooler.

He instinctively pressed the elevator button and was about to step inside when Ling Xiao suddenly remembered something.

He quickly retrieved the order.

Sure enough, the customer's notes above:

"Don't take the elevator, it'll ruin the flavor of the food! Take the stairs! I won't collect it until you walk all the way up!"

Ordering takeout and making so many notes.

And why would someone have to take the stairs on the 18th floor?

Ling Xiao really wanted to curse, but he had to hold it in.

All I could do was watch as the elevator doors opened wide, tempting me without any defenses.

I checked the time; there were forty minutes left.

Eighteen floors should be enough...

With a sigh, Ling Xiao found the stairwell marked with a green emergency exit sign.

"The physical rules shown on the map haven't changed along the way."

He adjusted the delivery box, looked up and counted the steps, "With my current abilities, I should be up there in a few minutes."

"It's better to arrive early than to be lucky; let's speed things up!"

The stairwell is enclosed on all sides.

Once the fire door is closed, only the faint green light of the escape sign remains without turning on the motion-activated lights.

It was very dark, which made me feel uneasy for no reason.

But Ling Xiao can no longer be considered a "person".

Darkness is not only the domain of potential monsters, but also a place where his talents can be put to use!

A shadowy figure lurks in the dark night!

Its figure floated upwards like a ghost!

But after climbing only half a flight of stairs, Ling Xiao frowned and revealed his true form.

I failed to fully enter the shadow state?

This is the first time since I fused with this talent.

And the reason is precisely the takeout box he was carrying on his back.

This [rare] piece of equipment didn't want to sneak into the shadows with him.

Fortunately, Ling Xiao himself was not greatly affected, and the effect of Shadowless Night was still 70%.

Specifically, it looks like a blurry black shadow carrying a box leaping up the stairs.

Then, around a corner, a gasp of surprise rang out.

"what!"

The delicate woman with light makeup was startled by the sudden appearance of the large black rat that crashed straight into her chest, and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Ling Xiao reacted quickly and stopped the car in time.

The woman's beautiful eyes darted around, and she clutched her chest, still shaken, and said coquettishly, "You bumped into me, you have to pay me back!"

"I'm sorry, I just startled you."

Ling Xiao looked at it calmly, and even took two steps back to leave enough space.

He could tell at a glance that this thing wasn't human!

Spatial perception covered both the upper and lower stairs, but it failed to detect the approaching turn.

And don't you make any noise when you go downstairs in high heels?

However, in most ghost movies, the ghosts only start their attacks after their true forms are revealed.

Ling Xiao just wants to deliver the food right now; it would be best if there were no conflicts.

"What do you mean? You hit someone and are now denying it?!"

Seeing Ling Xiao's upright posture, the woman's eyes lit up, and she began to relentlessly accuse him: "Speechless! You don't actually think you're so smart, do you?"

"There are no security cameras on the stairwell, but there are on the first floor! You were the only one who came up during this time. I'll go to the property management, and they'll definitely find out you're the murderer!"

"Excuse me, I'm going to be late. Please move aside."

I glanced at the time and realized I had been climbing for five minutes without even noticing.

Although I've already reached the fifteenth floor, I shouldn't be this slow now that I've activated my talent.

Has cognition been distorted?

Or is it that climbing the stairs takes much longer than it looks like?

I have no interest in getting entangled with this damn thing.

Just as Ling Xiao was secretly preparing to make his move, he saw the woman suddenly lower her head and give a sinister smile, letting out a hoarse, piercing roar!

"The guy with the lower head!!"

The strands of hair grew rapidly and stabbed towards Ling Xiao!

The thick, dark "waves" almost completely obscured the lights.

However, the spotlight eventually fell on Ling Xiao.

Because a purer, brighter flame spread out from the center!

When the dense strands of hair came into contact with it, they ignited pale flames that were somewhere between illusion and reality.

After realizing the danger and unpredictability of this mysterious place, Ling Xiao spared no effort in using his trump cards one after another!

With most of their abilities already sealed, why would they still play the fool and hide their true strength?

They'll just turn into real pigs eating feed, and then be swallowed whole by an unexpected monster!

A single hair can affect the whole body.

At least for this vicious woman, her hair was both her most powerful weapon and her Achilles' heel, the very thing she relied on for survival.

Ling Xiao, who immediately revealed his trump card, severely injured him in a single exchange!

Then came the fiery fist that chased after the retreating black-haired man.

He burned through her disheveled hair and mercilessly pierced her full breasts!

He intended to unleash the power of the blazing sun to completely incinerate her.

But Ling Xiao suddenly had a new idea.

An invisible vortex spread from between his eyebrows, pulling the wailing, begging female ghost hanging on his arm directly into it.

Control the spirit!

seal!

"Phew...so simple and straightforward!"

From the moment he entered the instance, he was subjected to countless acts of malice. Ling Xiao honestly endured it, but inevitably his anger gradually accumulated.

I almost got tricked by the security guard at the entrance of the residential area, and the person ordering the food was also a weirdo.

He has a really bad temper...

Fortunately, the overconfident female ghost helped him vent his anger, and he now feels much better.

Upon rechecking the time, there was no indication of time-space distortion during the battle.

Ling Xiao transformed into a shadow once more and arrived at the eighteenth floor in one go.

The hand that was pushing the fire door paused and then withdrew.

Ling Xiao summoned the still-warm spirit, as he had a question to ask her.

I didn't even break a sweat while climbing the stairs.

They got into a fight.

It may be fast, but could this be considered a "rest stop"...?

This guy must have been a resident here before.

Ask her if she can find out any inside information!