Bizarre Survival: I Can Devour Thousands of Talents

Chapter 104, Section 103: The Dog Lover and the Rich Catwoman

After all that, it turns out that Qi Heng was just acting crazy.

Since both of them had some free time to slack off, they took the opportunity to exchange information about their "work" that morning.

Ling Xiao escaped unharmed and his work as a deliveryman went relatively smoothly.

Qi Heng, on the other hand, struck it lucky. The extremely yang and powerful [Thunder Pool] was just the right place to suppress the sinister and treacherous ghosts of the morgue.

After being persuaded by ruthless methods, these ghostly things suddenly became easier to talk to.

Right now, he's holding a tablet and playing the scene from "Empresses in the Palace" where Consort Xi performs a blood test to identify her relatives for the "ladies" lying on the floor.

Having established his prestige, Qi Heng had already begun his retirement life while still in his post.

After exchanging a few words, a "snap" sound came from the small window.

Ling Xiao looked up and saw that the food had arrived.

have to say.

Tingzhu Private Kitchen is truly high-class!

The boxed lunches served to employees are as profound as Secretary Sha's "just make do with whatever" attitude.

It was quite heavy, and felt substantial in my hand.

Ling Xiao, with his extraordinary attributes, had become accustomed to this unusual return to simplicity and innocence.

The lid's already off, let's eat first!

With vegetables, meat, and eggs, and judging from the golden-brown edges of the egg white and the runny yolk that's almost cooked, you can probably eat it with peace of mind.

The basic, crooked instructions lack any noteworthy dietary restrictions.

Anyway, he didn't know what these monsters originally looked like.

As long as it's not a human, it's fine.

Large chunks of beef were stewed until extremely tender, and then mixed with glistening, distinct grains of rice.

The gentle warmth flowed throughout my body, nourishing my tired and parched soul.

After quickly finishing lunch, the tortoise, covered in sweat, crawled back.

It dropped the delivery box, straightened its crumpled windbreaker, and exclaimed in surprise, "Good lad! So fast!?"

"It seems you have the potential to become a full-time employee!"

"Hey! It's all thanks to your excellent teaching, boss! Thank you for your kind words!"

They exchanged a few compliments.

Seeing the other person crawl off to pay for the meal, Ling Xiao decided to examine the changes in the yellow windbreaker.

After the order was completed perfectly, this rare piece of equipment finally began to reveal its extraordinary nature.

The logo of "Tingzhu Private Kitchen" on his chest is now lit up to about one-third.

The character “停” is fully lit, while the character “箸” is half lit and half dark.

It seems that after delivering two more orders, I should be able to guarantee at least one chance to be unsealed.

If we're lucky, we'll be able to close the deal with just one more order.

But when Ling Xiao needs to consider "face", he usually assumes he has to wait until the very end.

That way, if you get lucky once, the unexpected surprise can make you happy for a long time.

A faint blue light also appeared on the front of the jacket.

This means that the [Wangfu Huating] community has been lit up, and more residents may order food in the future.

Compared to unfamiliar territory, familiar neighborhoods are definitely more appealing!

Although some residents are truly disgusting...

The tortoise strolled back, a bottle of liquor still in its mouth.

It skillfully bit open the bottle cap, tilted its neck back, and took a big, boastful sip.

Should I get it done or not?

"No, no."

Ling Xiao waved his hand, earning a glare from the turtle, who was quite drunk. "Tch! This is good stuff! You can't even buy it outside!"

Without another word, it gulped down the essence of the grain in the bottle with a few gulps of its long neck.

I caught a glimpse of the style of the lunchbox in the trash can out of the corner of my eye.

The turtle's eyes darted around, and it also tossed aside its empty bottle, joining in with a laugh: "You little rascal... you're self-taught!"

"hey-hey!"

Ling Xiao pretended to be stupid and didn't tell it about his "private chat" with Xiao Mo.

The new yellow dog not only successfully delivered the meal but also ate a custom-made boxed lunch.

Only then did the tortoise realize that the new colleague might actually become a colleague.

It used some free information to build rapport, which helped Ling Xiao gain more knowledge.

Ding--

A bell rang at the small window, and the turtle darted over at an unusually fast pace.

After glancing at it, he turned around and started biting into the free boxed lunch that had been placed there.

It ate with relish, then nodded at Ling Xiao and said, "Little Huang, this order is great! The lowest price is sixty!"

I saw through its little scheme.

Ling Xiao knew that this order was likely more dangerous, but he did not back down.

Well known.

In horror games, being able to run away and being able to fight back with weapons are completely different concepts!

The old woman who attacked him on the road had long been caught in a patrol car and thrown somewhere; the mountain of flesh that relentlessly came to seek death had become part of the sanitation worker's achievements; and the long-haired female ghost in the stairwell had now transformed into a gentle and tender spirit.

In summary.

There are many strange entities in this city that could threaten him.

But isn't he himself a monster who can threaten others?

The order has been confirmed.

Ling Xiao didn't waste any words, packed the food into the delivery box, and set off.

Currently, there are only the two of them as delivery drivers.

The old tortoise is cunning; after looking at the list, he wisely chose to protect himself and didn't want to send anything.

Then do it yourself!

This guy still isn't scared of getting involved!

You should pay 100, but you'll get back at least 60.

The exorbitant profit margin of 40% is enough to illustrate how difficult customers can be.

【Yunshui Yazhu】

The delivery time is one hour, but the distance is much farther than the previous neighborhood.

Once you know the direction, you don't need to worry about the takeout getting messy, so you don't need to control the speed.

They start running as soon as they spread their legs.

The prying eyes from all around disappeared around the street corner before the figures could be clearly seen.

"call……"

Exercising after a meal is a good way to aid digestion.

The Yunshui Yazhu in front of us is clearly more upscale than the previous Wangfu Huating. The arched gate alone is quite impressive!

A better neighborhood means better security.

The three or four security guards standing in the guard post were about to approach and question Ling Xiao when he got close.

But the older one, seeing that part of the logo on the windbreaker was already lit up, hurriedly pulled his companion back.

"Ignore this person!"

Seeing that the other party didn't intend to cause trouble, Ling Xiao glanced at the notice at the entrance, and since there weren't many rules, he nodded to the security guard and walked directly into the community.

Only after the yellow light turned a corner did the young man, who had been pulled along, ask curiously, "What's wrong, Uncle?"

"I've seen delivery drivers before, what's so special about this kid?"

The old security guard didn't explain much, but earnestly advised the young man who had discovered a shortcut in life: "You have to be selective about who you take bribes from!"

"Don't let his refined appearance fool you. If he can complete an order from [Peace of Mind Private Kitchen], he's not just a deliveryman, he's a courier! He can't be someone ordinary!"

"From now on, when you're on duty, don't cause trouble if you see him. It's better for everyone if you turn a blind eye!"

The landscaping in the community is very well done.

In the quiet forest path, Lingxiao was blocked by a teddy bear.

"Woof! Woof woof!"

Frowning, Ling Xiao stepped back slightly to avoid the splash of saliva.

This teddy bear looks like it has rabies; its eyes are bloodshot, and its sharp teeth are frantically snapping at the air.

Unfortunately, its owner was also a clueless person.

Wearing sunglasses, he sat on the bench next to the dog, showing no interest in the deliveryman.

He lay sprawled on his back, as relaxed as if he were sunbathing.

Ling Xiao, who had no intention of causing trouble, turned to leave, but his spatial perception clearly detected a small creature pouncing towards him.

Filled with malice, he turned and kicked!

The secret plan was never triggered.

This annoying teddy bear has completely rotted into a pulp!?

No, that's it?

Has it always been this brave?

This is incredibly bizarre in the world of the supernatural.

"Oh! My baby!"

The woman, who had been leisurely at the time, was first stunned, and then burst into unbelievable rage.

"How could you do that?! It's not biting you, it's just playing with you!"

"ah!!"

The sharp and unreasonable cry almost pierced Lingxiao's eardrums.

"I was going to take a detour, but it looks like you're not going to let me go now."

He stared at the woman, who was gradually exuding a dangerous aura. "I killed the dog. What do you want to do with it now?"

The woman took off her sunglasses, revealing a delicate face as smooth as finely fired porcelain.

However, after his eyes were revealed, Ling Xiao felt increasingly awkward, realizing that this seemingly flawless and beautiful face was actually full of contradictions.

To put it boldly, it's like picking out the most perfect pieces of porcelain from a bunch of brittle shards and bonding them together.

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It looks nice, but it doesn't stand up to close scrutiny.

It can easily cause mental pollution, making people feel nauseous and disgusted.

The woman's arrogant attitude undoubtedly deepened her inner "ugliness".

"You're a grown man, why are you arguing with it?! Is it going to kill you to wait a bit?!"

"Judging from your appearance, your mother must have been ugly to have given birth to someone like you..."

boom--

Teddy returned to its owner's arms once again.

It was just in the form of minced meat.

Moreover, the woman didn't seem to enjoy this intimate contact.

He didn't stop after kicking the person away.

Ling Xiao suddenly rushed forward and caught up with the woman who had not yet landed!

A deliberate, powerful punch lands squarely!

They slammed the enraged, deformed monster straight into the ground.

Before it could even scream, the transformation process was interrupted by the continuously falling iron fists.

Ling Xiao wasn't in the mood to waste any more words with it.

Security guard? Homeowner? Rules?

Let him beat this guy to death with his punches first!

Thanks to its tenacious vitality, the security guard at the entrance heard the commotion and rushed over before it perished.

However, thanks to the sharp eyes of the veteran security guard, no one dared to step forward to protect the homeowner.

Actually, he didn't need to stop them. What idiot could get into this uniform?

It's one thing to earn a few hundred yuan a month and then flaunt your power from the security booth.

Why risk your life like that?!

They regret it; they are extremely regretful now.

Come here.

Because of his position, he couldn't pretend he didn't see it; turning around and leaving would inevitably cost him his job.

But judging from this situation, if this evil spirit doesn't calm down later, won't he also suffer?

Ling Xiao, noticing the person approaching from behind, did not stop, nor did he offer any explanation.

He remained silent, only throwing punches like a drumbeat!

The explosive power of the sun tore out afterimages, almost drawing two inextinguishable rainbows!

He didn't even need to ignite his boundless rage; it simply manifested as punches that rained down on the foul-mouthed woman.

A figure stood up amidst the smoke and dust.

The remaining flesh and rotten mud in the pit were even more mangled than a teddy bear that had been crushed underfoot.

The exceptionally hard bones could not grow back at all and turned into dust.

"I was delivering food when she and her dog tried to snatch it and attacked me."

After burning the blood off his knuckles, Ling Xiao turned to look at the group of security guards and said slowly.

"I acted in self-defense, is there a problem?"

"But you don't need to either..."

The young man couldn't help but want to say something, but the old security guard slapped him hard with his baton, silencing his resentment.

As the security captain with the highest "cultivation" in the area, the latter also faces the greatest pressure.

Because Ling Xiao didn't care about anyone else at all, he was only focused on himself.

A cold smile curved his lips, and his eyes shone as if they held the light of cold stars.

A ferocious and violent tiger, almost unable to suppress its murderous intent to devour its prey, may break free of the cage of "rules" at any moment!

"Damn it! Is being a security guard so unsafe now?! Is it so hard for me to retire comfortably?!"

He sighed inwardly, but still had to comfort the other person verbally.

The older security guard smiled ingratiatingly, "Young man, this has nothing to do with us today!"

"We're not the kind of guys who can't tell right from wrong, but if any trouble comes up later... we're too small to cover for you!"

"So, we're going our separate ways?"

"That's natural."

With his deepest sore spot touched, Ling Xiao's raging anger was hard to quell.

But if he has suffered for so many years and still takes his anger out on unrelated people, then what difference is there between him and those beasts?

I gave a perfunctory reply.

Ling Xiao wasn't so proud as to introduce himself.

While the logo on the chest speaks for itself, the potential for retaliation could be a valuable resource if it could be utilized.

"It's work! Everyone knows what I mean!"

"During work hours, there's nothing we can do between the two parties. But after get off work, I welcome this woman's family to come and seek my judgment."

Finally, he smiled and said, "By the way, my surname is Xiong, and I live in Unit 4, 18th Floor, Room 404, Wangfu Huating."

"That security guard at the gate is one of my buddies. Want to cause me trouble? You'd better get past him first!"

Having said that, he strode away.

The young man was just acting impulsively; he immediately became obedient after being glanced at by Ling Xiao.

Only after the other person disappeared did he dare to give the old master a look.

"Got a look? Hurry up and let's go!"

The old security guard sighed helplessly, "When gods fight, mortals suffer!"

"Don't leave the security booth lately. Even if it costs you a little performance bonus, it's not as important as your life..."

Building 2, Block B... Floor 301, 9th floor...

The customer had no special requests; in the notes, they simply asked Lingxiao to deliver it on time.

He even added a "thank you" at the end.

Very polite.

They deserve to live in a big apartment.

In the previous order, Ling Xiao had noticed the spacing structure of the doorplates in the stairwell.

The results showed that the density was even higher than that of a classroom, with almost all the residents on that floor crammed into small apartments of just over 20 square meters.

On the first floor of [Yunshui Yazhu], there are only a few households.

The homeowners here are noticeably more extravagant.

Moreover, the door is equipped with a small doorbell, which instantly elevates its class.

Ding-dong-

"Who is it?"

"Hello! I'm a delivery person from [Tingzhu Private Kitchen]. Are you Ms. Li?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

The door opened quickly, and the residents inside surprised Ling Xiao slightly.

It's obvious at a glance that it's not human!

An abstract yet precise summary: the long-haired calico cat has come to life!

"Wow! So fast!"

The cat-person gently covered its mouth in a very human-like manner, its bright, sparkling eyes filled with surprise and gratitude.

Even Ling Xiao, who was used to the bizarre and absurd, was a little caught up with it.

The elegant Ms. Li's next move made Ling Xiao's blood boil.

Without saying a word, he simply grabbed a red chip from the shoe cabinet next to him and handed it over!

This is not over yet!

Just as Ling Xiao was about to reach out to take it, he saw the other person suddenly pull their hand back.

Having just calmed down from his rage, his mind was not yet completely still.

Just as I was about to seamlessly switch to the big forced payment, I saw this extremely beautiful and wealthy catwoman take out a few more blue chips and hand them over with a kind smile.

You're not even going to fight me, fine, but you've even skipped making things difficult for me!?

They even gave a tip!?

This is not about looking down on you...

Wow! It smells so good!

(End of this chapter)