Konoha: Rebuild the glory of the Uchiha
Chapter 161 Tobirama, hate the fate of not having the Sharingan, you can't beat me in the game
Chapter 161 Tobirama, hate the fate of not having the Sharingan, you can't beat me in the game either!
The instant Tobirama Senju charged forward, Uchiha Nan swiftly formed a hand seal, seizing control of Tobirama Senju's body.
"Tobirama, have you calmed down even a little?"
Uchiha Nan suppressed a smile, trying her best to manage her expression. Why was Senju Tobirama still so irritable?
A moment later, Uchiha Nan felt that Senju Tobirama had calmed down, so he released the restraints on Senju Tobirama's body.
"This is truly an insult to scholarship!"
Tobirama Senju has a thick skin, appearing completely unfazed. The reason is probably that this has happened so many times—so many times that Tobirama himself has lost count—that he's become used to it.
"That bastard Uchiha Nan never knows how to respect his seniors, and he even distrusts me and has imposed some unknown restraint on me."
Could it be that he's still worried he'll find a chance to escape the lab, then join forces with the Senju clan to announce his return from the dead and officially rejoin Konoha?
Yes, I definitely will.
After cursing Uchiha Nan in his mind over and over again, Tobirama Senju casually found a stool to sit down and then asked Uchiha Nan about his experiences over the past few months.
"Tell me, Uchiha Kusunoki, what have you been doing for the past few months?"
So, Uchiha Nan recounted everything that had happened in the past few months, from the Konoha-affiliated fruit company in the Land of Grass, to the promotion of a new ninja trade system, and most recently, the Ponzi scheme implemented by the alliance between Iwagakure and Sunagakure against the Land of Lightning.
"As expected, the Uchiha, who are inherently evil, have never done anything good since leaving the village."
As Uchiha Nan spoke, Senju Tobirama stood by, maliciously criticizing Uchiha Nan's actions.
We must thank Nan Sheng for open source!
Tobirama Senju had already attained enlightenment and even wrote books alongside Uchiha Nan. He possessed an extremely profound understanding of Uchiha Nan's capital invasion plan.
The Land of Grass has cut off all its industries and accepted the arrangements of the Konoha United Fruit Company. The entire country is now growing bananas. Even the Grass Village has been incorporated by Uchiha Nan. The whole country is relying on the Konoha United Fruit Company for its livelihood. I'm afraid that in just a few years, the entire Land of Grass will be under the Uchiha surname... or rather, under the Konoha surname!
That's truly a terrifying tactic. Why didn't I think of using this method to firmly control the Land of Grass?
Tobirama Senju deeply regretted his past actions, as he had clearly been tricked by the Land of Grass during the First Shinobi World War, but due to various factors, he could only turn a blind eye to the Land of Grass.
"A mere few billion taels, and this junior, Onoki, has already sided with Konoha?"
"Just like that Third Kazekage, Masa, only caring about petty gains and unable to see the future of the ninja world."
The skeletons in the tomb are not worth mentioning!
"Is the overall quality of the Third Hokage of the ninja world really that bad?"
"In times without heroes, even scoundrels can wield power!"
Tobirama Senju sighed and commented on the Kazekage and Tsuchikage, while subtly belittling Uchiha Nan.
It seems that only after I escape from this predicament will anyone in the ninja world be able to suppress Uchiha Nan!
Uchiha Nan ignored him. This old man was now trapped in the lab day and night, doing liver experiments like a beast of burden, and could only satisfy his urge to talk.
"A Ponzi scheme?"
"As expected of the inherently evil Uchiha, you can even come up with such a vicious plan. I wonder how many people will be ruined by you this time."
But this time, I have to say, it was done brilliantly!
Those black bastards are fucking hopeless and need no education!
Tobirama Senju was amazed by Uchiha Nan's Ponzi scheme plan, as he harbored an irreconcilable hatred for the Land of Lightning and the Hidden Cloud Village!
A sneak attack at the negotiating table!
Disgusting, disgusting!
"Alright, alright. Konoha will surely achieve unprecedented feats under my leadership. I will accomplish what predecessors could not, and I will pave the way for what future generations need to do. You dead man, just be my assistant in peace."
Tobirama Senju's face fell instantly. Who the hell wants to be your assistant? I want to be the protagonist!
But reality is cruel.
"I've said everything I needed to say. What about your performance these past few months?"
"You're not slacking off behind my back, are you?"
Uchiha Nan interrogated Senju Tobirama about his research progress over the past few months.
"Here you go, this is the watermelon-flavored healing liquid you requested."
"Huh? That's all?"
"It's gone!"
"Tobirama Senju, don't you think you're funny?"
Uchiha Nan's eyes flashed with a fierce light. "If you old man really dare to be so passive and lazy, I'll go and seduce Tsunade tonight, and then bring Tsunade, whose belly is bulging and whose face is covered with a happy smile, to the lab to visit Senju Tobirama."
"It was just a joke, don't get so worked up."
Tobirama Senju seemed to sense that Uchiha Nan had very dangerous and evil thoughts in his mind, so he quickly suppressed his smile. Although he found Uchiha Nan's anxious and irritating appearance amusing, Tobirama Senju did not want to provoke Uchiha Nan.
"Come with me."
Tobirama Senju then showed Uchiha Susumu the results of his research over the past few months.
A large number of various types of household furniture have been added. Some of the higher-ups of the Uchiha clan have already learned of Tobirama Senju's existence and are delivering the furniture invented by Tobirama Senju to the factory for production on schedule.
"This is a new type of gunpowder. The power of a single explosion is no less than that of an A-rank fire-style ninjutsu. Of course, there is still a lot of room for improvement in this power. As the amount of gunpowder is continuously increased, the power will continue to rise. As for how high the upper limit is, I haven't tested whether this laboratory can withstand such a large explosion."
"I'm also experimenting with incorporating chakra energy into gunpowder. I have a very interesting idea: perhaps before long, explosive tags will become obsolete, and a completely new type of weapon—cheap and powerful—will be born in the ninja world."
While Tobirama Senju provided the explanation, Uchiha Nan patted the new type of gunpowder in front of him with considerable satisfaction. The explosive power of the detonating tags was simply not enough to satisfy his appetite.
Konoha residents can even switch careers to become arms dealers. As long as the five great ninja villages don't take action, the ninja world won't descend into chaos, but localized small-scale wars continue.
Rain Village. Sky Village.
There's also the Flame Village of the Mountain Country, a ninja village that specializes in making explosive tags and is one of the top arms dealers in the ninja world. Konoha has cooperated with this village before.
Uchiha Nan believed that such an evil ninja village that threatened the peace of the ninja world should be completely eliminated from this ninja world.
"How's the train going? How's the train's progress?!"
Uchiha Nan was extremely concerned about the progress of the train's development. If Konoha wanted to expand its business throughout the entire ninja world, it had to solve the problem of large-scale transportation vehicles.
The best solution would naturally be to lay trains outwards from Konoha and the Land of Fire.
While electric tricycles have temporarily solved some transportation problems, they are ultimately not a long-term solution.
"I have solved most of the technical problems of the train. The remaining problems simply cannot be solved in this laboratory. I have to go outdoors and personally participate in a series of experiments such as laying the tracks and test running the train."
Tobirama Senju passed the question to Nanami Uchiha, saying it wasn't that he hadn't tried his best, but that the laboratory environment didn't allow it!
Depend on!
Tobirama Senju is truly full of wicked schemes, yet he's still so determined to sneak out. His Eight Thousand Spears eye technique really paid off.
"No problem. Orochimaru has grown a lot. With you as his mentor, he will definitely be able to take on this task."
Fortunately, Uchiha Nan had already made preparations, having cultivated Orochimaru early on as a backup to replace Senju Tobirama.
With Orochimaru's talent and hard work, plus Tobirama Senju's backing, Tobirama Senju could easily complete various outdoor experiments on the train without leaving the house.
"Orochimaru is the disciple you've carefully nurtured. Tobirama, do you have any faith in him?"
"Hmph, yes."
Tobirama Senju nodded through gritted teeth, his tone clearly displeased.
Orochimaru's abilities have already been acknowledged by Tobirama Senju; with a little more training, he could easily stand on his own. But he can't get out of there now.
"How's the TV?"
"The technical problems have long been solved. For example, signal transmission, we can lay signal towers. As for the displays, I've already prepared the specific design plans. But you'll have to prepare all the other miscellaneous things, like the TV stations and TV programs, yourself."
"The production cost of this television set? I'm going to sell it to the entire ninja world!"
"It's not cheap. A ninja can save up for a month or two to buy one, but an ordinary villager might not be able to afford one even if they saved up for a year or two."
"clear!"
After listening to Tobirama Senju's detailed explanation, Uchiha Nan already had a general idea in mind.
Television sets must be produced and sold throughout the ninja world, whether for profit or to vie for control over the future of the ninja world.
Konoha wants to establish its first television station and produce some attractive programs, such as ninja world news, entertainment movies, and even ninjutsu tutorials. There are quite a lot of miscellaneous things to do.
Everything is difficult at the beginning. The life of drinking sugary drinks while lying on the sofa watching TV dramas will probably be a long time from now.
Uchiha Nan sighed softly and continued to follow behind Senju Tobirama.
The new anti-inflammatory drug and fertilizer technology has been developed by Tobirama Senju, who hasn't been slacking off these past few months. These research achievements are enough for Konoha to open several new companies and then extract huge profits from the ninja world.
"Tobirama, you've done a good job lately. The New Year is just two or three months away, and I'll let you out for a spin then as a reward for your hard work this year."
"Uchiha Nan, if you can't speak properly, you can just shut up."
Tobirama Senju really wanted to punch Uchiha Nan and let him go out for a stroll.
Do you really think I'm being treated like a dog?
I can't be bothered to argue with you!
Tobirama Senju's fist hardened, but he could only vent his frustration verbally. As soon as he made a move, he would inevitably be punished by the Impure World Reincarnation technique.
Why did I go to all that trouble to design this technique, and why did I design it so perfectly, without leaving any loopholes, completely blocking my own path?
I deeply regret my actions!
In this respect, Shang Yang, who divided the country into five parts, should have a lot in common with Tobirama Senju.
"I almost forgot, I brought you a new gift."
Uchiha Nan remembered the arcade machine he had extracted from the system. It was a great thing; if it could be mass-produced, it would surely spread throughout the entire ninja world.
"What is this?"
Tobirama Senju looked puzzled, but he quickly grew to like arcade games... well, I guess.
"Super Special Move - Susanoo!!"
A cutscene depicting Madara Uchiha's victory appears on the arcade machine's screen.
"Hassey's hot mom, you're too exhausted to dance anymore!"
"I refuse to accept this!!"
Tobirama Senju chose the character of Hashirama Senju, and then Uchiha Nan, who was controlling the character of Madara Uchiha, cleanly and efficiently took him down with a combo, without Madara Uchiha's health bar decreasing at all.
"Uchiha Nan, one more round!"
"All right."
"Hate the fate of not having the Sharingan!"
The arcade screen displayed a cutscene of Uchiha Izuna's victory!
This time, Tobirama Senju chose himself as the character, but due to his poor control, he couldn't even use his best move, Flying Thunder God, and was taken down by Uchiha Nan's smooth combo.
"Hahaha, Tobirama Senju, hate your fate of not having the Sharingan."
Uchiha Nan revealed his three-tomoe Sharingan with a chillingly ruthless air, and once again uttered the classic declaration of victory to Senju Tobirama.
"Aaaaaaah!!!!!"
"This is impossible!!!!"
"I single-handedly defeated Uchiha Izuna on the battlefield! What kind of crappy game is this?!"
"I smashed it!!"
Tobirama Senju lost control of his emotions. It was clear that Izuna Uchiha's boastful victory remarks had deeply provoked Tobirama Senju, and Nan Uchiha's second spell had dealt a critical hit with true damage.
Defeating Uchiha Izuna on the battlefield was Tobirama Senju's pinnacle achievement, but in the game, Tobirama Senju was utterly defeated by Uchiha Izuna, controlled by Uchiha Nan.
"No, Tobirama!"
"I'll let you have your way, I'll go easy on you, no, I'll let you have the whole ocean!"
Uchiha Nan quickly grabbed the broken Senju Tobirama. There was only one arcade machine in the entire ninja world. If it was destroyed, Uchiha Nan wasn't confident he could pull out another one from the system.
"Release the water?"
"I am Tobirama Senju!"
"Why would I need you to drain the water?"
"Once I get a little familiar with this game, I'll crush you in no time!"
After being pulled back by Uchiha Nan, Tobirama Senju quickly calmed down and then pulled Uchiha Nan to continue playing a game.
"Hate the fate of not having the Sharingan!"
"Hate the fate of not having the Sharingan!"
"Hate the fate of not having the Sharingan!"
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Tobirama Senju, as expected of Tobirama Senju, has mastered the knack of arcade game combos through repeated failures. However, Uchiha Nan's superior gaming skills are not something a novice like Tobirama Senju can easily outmaneuver.
Moreover, Uchiha Nan had activated the three-tomoe Sharingan, a cheat code that granted him high-definition dynamic vision. Any move Tobirama Senju made was completely transparent to Uchiha Nan.
"Again!!!"
"Tobirama, stop playing around. You're a dead man, you don't need to sleep. I want to sleep today."
"Stop talking nonsense!!"
Tobirama Senju's eyes were red, clearly indicating that he had been beaten senseless by Nan Uchiha.
Tobirama, you're not going to reveal your Sharingan, are you?
(End of this chapter)
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