Konoha: Rebuild the glory of the Uchiha

Chapter 55 Resurrect, My Tobirama!

"Let me tell you, Ban has a bad habit: he can't pee if someone is standing behind him."

"Even your skill at skipping stones isn't as good as mine."

"His smile was terrifying; it scared the children in the village to tears."

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"Ha ha ha ha."

It seems the First Hokage hasn't talked about Madara Uchiha for a long time, but he's been talking more and more.

She recounted all the stories of her childhood with Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Nan listened with great interest.

The stories shown in anime are just the tip of the iceberg of their legendary lives; it's much more interesting to hear the stories told by the people themselves.

Uchiha Nan also learned about the little-known story of Uchiha Madara.

For example, if two people go to a restaurant together and both assume the other is paying, they might not have brought any money. The restaurant owner might then mistake them for dine-and-dash and make them wash dishes all day to pay off their debt.

Also, Madara Uchiha actually had a first love.

This is big news! Uchiha Nan, with a gossipy look on his face, approached Senju Hashirama and asked him to tell her the gossip about someone like Uchiha Madara.

Which girl could possibly capture Madara's heart?

Hashirama Senju didn't know the answer to this question either. He only remembered that Madara had secretly told him that he was going to confess his love and mocked Hashirama for being a single dog who was destined to be alone for the rest of his life.

The result was predictable: the girl told Madara Uchiha that she only saw him as an older brother, and that this was troubling her.

"Ban was depressed for a long time after his confession was rejected, and I was the one who helped him through his heartbreak."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Hashirama Senju seemed to recall Madara Uchiha's past despondency due to love, and began to laugh heartily.

It's certainly sad when your best friend's confession fails, but if it succeeds, he'll be the one who's sad and will be ridiculed as a single dog. You could say it's better to sacrifice your friend than yourself.

"I remember when I married Mito, Madara secretly met with me. His face was full of resentment, and he seemed very dissatisfied. But he still gave me a wedding gift. I heard he had saved up for a month."

Hashirama Senju continued speaking, reminiscing about everything he had with Madara Uchiha. Nan Uchiha listened quietly to him, occasionally interjecting a word or two. Madara would most likely embarrass himself in a fight with Hashirama, and Nan Uchiha was very interested in these embarrassing moments.

Hashirama Senju was also happy to satisfy some of his juniors' curiosity and reveal some embarrassing stories about Madara when he was young.

They talked for an hour or two, and Senju Hashirama, still not quite finished, recounted all the embarrassing stories that Uchiha Nan could think of, making Uchiha Nan thoroughly enjoy listening.

"Alright, it's almost time. I should head back to the Pure Land. Thank you, Third Generation. I had a very enjoyable evening."

"Remember to give my regards to Mito."

"You suddenly remembered Mito Uzumaki? I thought you'd forgotten all about your wife," Uchiha Nan nodded, though inwardly he couldn't help but think to himself.

"And Momoma, and Tsunade."

"Oh, and you absolutely must remind Tsunade to stop gambling. If she keeps going, she'll never get married. Gamblers never have a good ending. You absolutely must remind her of that."

At this point, Hashirama Senju couldn't help but regret it. Why did he have to teach Tsunade to throw dice when he was bored? Tsunade seemed to have a natural talent for gambling; she understood all the rules after being told them only once.

However, his skills and luck are even more extraordinary than his own, to the point that he loses every time he gambles.

Only Mito could keep her from going crazy when she lost money.

It's truly baffling which unlucky guy would fall for Tsunade. Even as Tsunade's grandfather, Hashirama couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy for her future husband—hopefully he wouldn't go bankrupt because of his wife's gambling!

Uchiha Nan nodded in deep agreement. He agreed with the saying that gamblers never have a good end. In the future, Tsunade would probably have squandered all her family fortune. It was only because of her strength that she was able to do so; otherwise, she would have been sold into prostitution to pay off her debts long ago.

"Konoha is in your hands now, Third Hokage!"

Hashirama Senju looked at Uchiha Nan with anticipation. After a brief exchange, Hashirama Senju had a very good impression of Uchiha Nan and thought he would be an excellent Hokage.

"Rest assured, First Hokage, Konoha will become even stronger in my hands."

After bidding farewell to Hashirama Senju, Uchiha Nan severed Hashirama's consciousness but did not dispel the Impure World Reincarnation. He still had an idea to test.

Long-term mission: Defeat Hashirama Senju head-on.

Uchiha Nan looked at this long-term mission: to defeat Senju Hashirama head-on. In his current state, Senju Hashirama was as weak as a genin.

"First Generation, attack me with all your might!"

Uchiha Nan gave the order to Senju Hashirama, who charged towards him. However, Hashirama was instantly reduced to ashes by Uchiha Nan's Lightning Release, and then revived from the ashes.

However, Uchiha Nan did not hear the system task completion notification sound, so it seems that this trick won't work.

It seems that at the very least, one would need to be resurrected using Edo Tensei to achieve a level of strength closest to Hashirama Senju's former state, and then defeat Hashirama Senju before the system's long-term mission could be completed.

Uchiha Nan sighed, but he wasn't too disappointed. He hadn't had high hopes for this method of exploiting bugs; he was just experimenting.

Failure is failure, there's nothing to regret. Success would be a huge win.

They really don't give you the slightest chance to exploit any loopholes.

This system is inhumane.

Uchiha Nan cursed the system, turned around and walked towards the small cubicle, dragging out the unconscious death row inmate.

Facing Hashirama Senju's difficulty was just an appetizer; now comes the main course.

Uchiha Nan adjusted his mindset and decided to resurrect Tobirama Senju using Edo Tensei; this was the real tough guy.

He's the kind of guy who'll fight Uchiha Nan to the death at the slightest provocation, so we have to be careful and not be careless.

Uchiha Nan carefully examined the inscription on the ground to ensure that no accidents would occur, and that he must firmly maintain control over the reincarnated Senju Tobirama.

Uchiha Nan also checked the room's seals. The Uchiha clan is always meticulous about the secret room where confidential documents of the Uchiha clan are stored, and all kinds of sealing techniques were used, including special seals specifically designed to counter space-time ninjutsu.

Uchiha Nan felt that this was aimed at Tobirama Senju, fearing that Tobirama Senju might accidentally drain their entire fortune.

After everything was prepared, Uchiha Nan formed hand seals and used the Impure World Reincarnation technique. The death row inmate, who was still unconscious, passed away peacefully, turning into a pile of impure earth without experiencing much pain.

"Rise, my Tobirama!"

Uchiha Nan shouted, and Senju Tobirama emerged from a pile of remnants of the dead.

(End of this chapter)