Konoha: Rebuild the glory of the Uchiha

Chapter 86 Lu Yuan, if you want to make an erotic film, I can sponsor you.

"Lord Hokage, isn't this a bit too much?"

Judging from the admissions officer's complaints, this energetic young man was eliminated once last year and again this year. He's clearly a piece of trash, and even if he were to be admitted, he'd only become cannon fodder like a genin.

Nara Shika looked at the unremarkable watermelon-headed Might Guy in front of him, with his thick, long eyebrows and comical dark green training clothes. Could he possibly kick the First Generation to death in the future?

What kind of ninja world humor joke is this?!

The reason this damned Shinobi World War started was because the First Hokage suddenly died, wasn't it?

If the First Hokage were still alive, he could single-handedly conquer the entire ninja world!

"exaggerate?"

"He does need some help, like Tobirama Senju, a top-tier support character. That would complete Might Guy's team. One Hashirama Senju wouldn't be enough for him to kill; he needs at least two."

"Forehead"

Nara Shikamaru promptly chose to shut up. He realized that Uchiha Nan was going too far with his claims—that the Second Hokage was using Might Guy as an accessory and that he had kicked two First Hokage to death.

If I keep talking to Uchiha Nan, I wonder what shocking things he'll say next.

That means the person in front of him is the Third Hokage. If anyone else said such nonsense in front of him, Nara Shikagawa would definitely arrest them immediately and lock them up in the Anbu for several days of torture. The top shinobi of Konoha are not people who can joke around with just anyone.

"There is a small group of ordinary people in the world who are unremarkable and have no talent, but climb to the top step by step with just passion and perseverance. When you think of them again, you can't even see their backs anymore."

Uchiha Nan patted Nara Shikamaru on the shoulder and began to speak fluently about profound principles. In the Naruto world, the only people who could reach the Six Paths level of combat power through diligent training were probably Might Guy and his son.

The others are either deus ex machina or rely on bloodlines. If I were to grow to the Six Paths level in the future, I would be classified as Feng Ling Yue Ying.

Using cheat codes suits me better.

Uchiha Nan sighed inwardly and slowly walked towards Might Guy. Might Guy was already sobbing uncontrollably, muttering things like "this is for youth," and then hugged the admissions officer tightly.

The atmosphere was both comical and awkward. The admissions officer watched as Uchiha Nan approached him step by step, his heart pounding with panic. What had he done to deserve this bad luck, running into a scoundrel like Might Guy at work?

"Do you really want to become a ninja?"

Uchiha Nan walked up to Might Guy's side.

Might Guy, who was crying so intensely, heard what Uchiha Nan said and realized that there was another person next to him.

"The Hokage?!"

Might Guy was both surprised and delighted, and his target immediately changed, lunging at Uchiha Nan.

"Hokage-sama, I really want to become a ninja! My youth was all about... Ahhh..." (Tears stream down her face)

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Uchiha Nan quickly pushed away Might Guy, who was crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, because his clothes were incredibly difficult to wash.

"Okay, I got it!"

"You've passed the Ninja Academy's selection!"

Upon hearing Uchiha Nan's words, Might Guy's tears surged even more intensely, and he wanted to throw himself into Uchiha Nan's arms once again.

Uchiha Nan instantly gave Nara Shikamaru a look, signaling him to stand in front of him and withstand Might Guy's intense youthful energy.

"The so-called Will of Fire of Konoha means that anyone can become an excellent ninja through hard work, and an excellent ninja needs to possess these qualities."

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Taking this opportunity, Uchiha Nan delivered a passionate speech to the crowd, spouting things like the Will of Fire and how everyone could achieve great things with effort.

Uchiha Nan's passionate speech made Might Guy even more excited, and his tears of youth soared to a new level. The exaggerated amount of tears that flowed out made Uchiha Nan wonder if Might Guy would cry until he was dehydrated.

However, when Might Guy truly grows up in the future, today's scene may become a famous historical moment, and the story of Uchiha Nan recognizing a talented horse will be passed down through generations.

Then Uchiha Nan quickly ended his speech and urged Nara Shikato to hurry up and enter the Ninja Academy with him.

Because Uchiha Nan discovered that Might Guy didn't seem satisfied with spending his youth with Shikamaru in Nara; his target seemed to have turned back to him.

"Will there ever come a day when..."

"Return what's yours and what's mine."

Back at the Ninja Academy, Uchiha Nan hummed a youthful tune, the upbeat melody making Nara Shikato sway his head to the beat.

The Naruto sings quite well!

"Lu Yuan, which class is Tsunade in?"

Uchiha Nan became interested in seeing what the Sannin were like at the Ninja Academy during this period, and Nara Shikawara took him to a classroom after hearing this.

In class

The teacher was lecturing with great enthusiasm, spitting as he spoke, his hand slid chalk across the blackboard.

Jiraiya was half asleep, his eyes glazed over, while Orochimaru, a diligent student, was listening attentively to the lecture.

As for Tsunade, who was looking at an unknown book and gesturing with her hands, Uchiha Nan thought she was practicing hand seals and learning some ninjutsu, until Tsunade pulled out dice from under the table.

The three people's behavior was consistent with Uchiha Nan's stereotypes about them.

"Cough cough cough"

Nara Shika was a little embarrassed. He had heard that the First Generation's granddaughter was addicted to gambling, but he didn't expect her to be studying it in class. He thought she might as well just sleep in class.

"Everyone who's sleeping or playing dice, stand at the back and listen to the lesson!"

Uchiha Nan, feeling playful, immediately walked into the classroom and called out.

Tsunade jolted awake and stood up abruptly. Jiraiya was still asleep, but several other unlucky guys who had been dozing off like Jiraiya stood up as well.

"Hokage-sama!?"

Uchiha Nan's sudden appearance instantly enlivened the previously dull and boring classroom atmosphere. The most common dream of children in Konoha is to become Hokage.

The class suddenly turned into an idol meet-and-greet. After Uchiha Nan happily signed autographs for a few children, the scene started to get a little out of control.

It was the teacher who intervened, and a simple "Quiet down, it's time to study!" silenced the group of children.

In order not to disrupt the normal course of classes, Uchiha Nan took Nara Shikato and left the Ninja Academy, returning to the Hokage Building to continue working.

Hokage's Office

"From now on, all of Might Dai's training resources, especially those for physical techniques, can be allocated specifically for him. Remember to send him medicinal baths and recovery medicines for physical techniques every month."

Uchiha Nan cared a lot about Might Guy, after all, he was a seed that had the potential to grow into a Six Paths level fighter.

I'll have to ask Tobirama Senju about the Eight Gates later. Might Guy definitely doesn't know the Eight Gates yet. The inventor of this ninjutsu has always been a mystery, with two of the most widely circulated theories.

One was invented by Might Guy himself, and the other was naturally invented by Tobirama Senju, the master of ninjutsu invention.

"Yes, Hokage-sama!"

Nara Shikano nodded. Since Uchiha Nan was so interested in the watermelon head hairstyle from earlier, he would also pay more attention to it in the future.

Could it be that Might Guy will really be able to kick the First Hokage to death in the future?

Nara Shikamaru suddenly had an absurd idea.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

The next second, Nara Shikahara dismissed the ridiculous idea; the Hokage must be teasing him.

Nara Shika's mind wandered, while Uchiha Nan was busy navigating through the system's tasks, trying to find something suitable to do recently.

While the daily routine of slacking off is comfortable, it's also getting a bit boring.

Skip the combat-type missions; I can't beat any of them.

There's no need to even look at the bizarre life-themed missions anymore. Ten lottery chances aren't enough to bribe Uchiha Nan. He felt that his moral bottom line was already very low, and if it went any lower, he would really become a human-shaped piece of excrement.

Let's look at the achievement types directly!

[Long-term mission: I have a dream of living in Konoha]

[Long-term mission: Amusement to the death]

[Long-term mission: Food controllers]

[Long-Term Mission: Iron Will]

Let me take a look

"I Have a Dream of Konoha" is a late-game quest that complements other quests, so it can be skipped for now.

With an iron will, destroying a small country is easy; the real challenge is building a modern military.

Dongfeng Express: Delivering on its mission!

This sentence suddenly popped into Uchiha Nan's mind.

If it's a modern force of this caliber, the level of difficulty is extraordinary.

Are heavy artillery being used to blast the ninjas to death?

That would be incredibly exciting, but it doesn't quite fit the style of the ninja world. Even a Tailed Beast Ball requires a period of charging up, while the power of the Dongfeng Express is no less than that of a Tailed Beast Ball. It can also launch hundreds of them simultaneously from across the ocean at any time. Even if Madara Uchiha were alive, he would be blown to smithereens. The technological gap is simply too great, and the amount of money required is enormous.

We could give Tobirama Senju more work, let him research gunpowder and bombs first. This task can be skipped for now and dealt with later.

Uchiha Nan set his sights on those who indulge in entertainment to the death and those who control food supplies.

These two should be started first. The food controller cannot start with the Land of Fire; it must begin with small countries and then gradually expand to larger ones. "Entertainment to the death"—creating an entertainment company—is a task that can be started immediately.

Entertainment companies certainly need to cultivate outstanding artists who can sing, dance, and rap!

The idol economy is indeed very profitable, but it's still far ahead of the current version of the ninja world.

Back in Naruto's time, Uchiha Nan remembered that Princess Kazahana Koyuki of the Land of Snow was a superstar.

Selling her private photobooks would definitely make a fortune; one book could sell for 100,000 yen. I'm sure someone would be willing to buy Uchiha Nan's photobooks. That's just how fans are.

However, one must eat one bite at a time and take one step at a time. Taking too big a step can easily lead to trouble. Uchiha Nan decided to start by making movies.

The Naruto world film industry appeared very early; it already exists today. It was invented by those nobles when they were bored, just for fun and to pass the time. However, the technology was relatively backward, and it was still a black and white film.

"Lu Yuan, what do you think of Konoha making a movie?"

"ah!?"

"Disguising themselves to steal information is a basic skill for ninjas, and their acting skills are always top-notch!"

"What do those nobles know about movies? Their films are crude, the technology is outdated, and they're all black and white. Konoha wants to be the leader in this industry, not only in film technology but also in content!"

"Besides, the war has just ended, and the workload hasn't picked up yet. Konoha ninjas are currently struggling to earn a living and have to compete for missions."

"This can be considered a partial solution to the employment problem for Konoha ninja!"

Uchiha Nan's statement left Nara Shikamaru completely bewildered. Nara Shikamaru could accept the idea of ​​making money through futures trading before.

This was to make up for the losses left by the war, but making movies was something ninjas should do.

However, Nara Shikamaru, acting as Uchiha Kunan's external brain, still considered the currently popular anime and manga, and then cautiously said:

"Lord Naruto, what kind of movie should we make? Something risqué?"

Nara Shikamaru's words were astonishing, leaving Uchiha Nan's eyes wide. "Well, it's not entirely impossible," he thought. "With Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu, a single ninja could film it. The cost of making erotic films in Konoha is outrageously cheap."

However, Uchiha Nan still has some shame. If his debut work is an erotic film, then his morals will drop to a new level.

However, you can't blame Nara Shikagawa for having such a twisted idea. Before, the ninja world was at war, so other films didn't sell well, and only erotic films could sell.

People are already suffering enough; if we can't even let them have a good time, then this world would be too hellish.

"Oh, of course not, but if you'd like to make this kind of movie, I can sponsor it for you!"

Uchiha Nan thought about it and decided to encourage Nara Shikamaru's idea. After all, it was really profitable. Once he got Senju Tobirama to upgrade the black and white film to a color film, the profits of erotic films would probably explode.

"Don't let the good stuff go to outsiders. If we don't want to make this kind of movie ourselves, we can let the Nara clan make it, and we can just stay behind the scenes and invest in it."

"No, no."

Nara Shikamaru shook his head repeatedly. He still had his integrity. If a dignified Konoha clerk were to go down in the world of pornography, then he wouldn't need to stay in the Konoha ninja circle.

"Then let's make a war movie!"

"A film unique to ninjas, interpreting ninja warfare from a ninja's perspective!"

Uchiha Nan had already planned out the plot: the ninja's cool and flashy ninjutsu, the earth-shattering destructive power—no special effects were needed at all; he was practically born to make war movies.

With the Fourth Shinobi World War still a hot topic, it's perfect to capitalize on this surge in popularity. Uchiha Nan can be said to have profited from the bloodshed of the ninjas.

"Hokage-sama, what about the script?"

Nara Shikamaru once again chose to submit to Uchiha Nan. Since Uchiha Nan came to power, he has done very few things that conform to his understanding, but the results are still very good. Konoha is now the fastest recovering among the five great ninja villages. The only thing it lacks is time.

Ninjas need time to be trained, and ninja clans need time to have children to strengthen their clan's power.

Other ninja villages are still struggling in the quagmire of financial difficulties.

Money can solve 99% of the world's problems. If it can't, it just means you don't have enough money. This statement may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it is very true.

Konoha recovered so quickly because they had money in their accounts.

"I've already come up with a rough outline of the script!"

Uchiha Nan thought of the first half of Uchiha Obito's life, and wondered if removing the elements of a love-obsessed simp would make for a great script.

(End of this chapter)