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Chapter 50 Big Melon Today

"It's huge."

"Catwoman" Selena leaned out of the porthole, her buttocks, encased in leather, sticking up high.

The Kryptonian mothership looks small from a distance, but upon closer inspection, it turns out to be at least three or four Venn Towers in size.

Connors shifted his gaze from Selena's rounded hips and nodded in agreement:

"It is indeed quite big."

"How am I supposed to steal such a huge spaceship?" Selena asked, puzzled. "Aren't there Kryptonians inside?"

"That's why I need you to work with me." Connors was guarding against the Kryptonians on the mothership; otherwise, he could have completed the plan alone.

"Once we get on that pile driver, I'll teach you how to operate it and make it head towards the sun."

"Leave those Kryptonians to me."

The mothership that General Zod brought to Earth is called the All-Star Engine in the movie, but because its method of transforming Earth is similar to pile driving, Connors generally refers to it as a pile driver.

Catwoman Selena Gomez didn't understand: "A pile driver?"

Connors nodded and maneuvered the landing craft into the mothership:

"This ship is called a pile driver, and you can call me that too later."

Without any complicated procedures, almost as soon as Connors stepped off the landing ship and onto the mothership, his "Master Pilot" ability allowed him to master the skills to control this large spaceship.

The "human limit" rewarded by the same gossip system allows him to convey his driving skills to "Catwoman" Selena in the most efficient way.

It's a pity Selena doesn't understand Chinese, otherwise the description could be shortened by half. "Walking on this 'All-Star Engine' spaceship," Connors thought with some regret.

Since it's not required that "Catwoman" Selena has 100% mastery of piloting skills, at most she will be the one to control the spaceship to fly towards the sun.

Therefore, after explaining the relevant parameter settings, the buttons to be used, and their order to Selena, Selena didn't have to put in much effort to memorize them.

In addition, while teaching "Catwoman" Selena how to operate the pile driver, Connors also used "Kusama-man".

This capability paves the way.

It wasn't that he was worried about encountering Kryptonians; with his spider-sense, Connors could easily avoid them.

Kusama was scouting to find the way to the cab of the pile driver.

Soon, with Kusama leading the way and his spider-like senses guiding them, the two had found their way to the outside of the cockpit.

The doors were tightly shut, but that didn't stop Connors, who possessed the skills of a "master lock-picker."

They were just one step away from getting their hands on the pile driver.

"Let's hide first," Connors said to Selena.

The two men wore oxygen masks from the moment they boarded the landing ship, the same kind that General Zod prepared for Superman in the movie.

Connors wanted to avoid doing anything if possible, worried that he might break the seemingly flimsy thing.

In addition to the masks worn by the two men, Connors also had three or four other tools in his hand, which were intended to deal with the Kryptonians on the spaceship.

Catwoman Selena naturally obeyed; her goal was to get her hands on the ship, not to cause trouble and start a fight.

Under Connors's control, Kusama was waiting at the corner not far from the cockpit door, and then he opened the door.

Just as he had guessed, there were four or five Kryptonians inside, speaking in Kryptonian gibberish.

Suddenly, the cockpit door opened, but General Zod, whom the Kryptonians thought had returned, did not appear outside.

Instead, a strange figure appeared around the corner in the distance.

The Kryptonians exchanged glances, leaving two in the cockpit while the rest went out to see what was going on.

When the Kryptonians appear, Kusama should act as bait, stumbling and running further away.

Seeing the Kryptonians emerge from the cockpit and give chase, Connors and Selena exchanged a glance, then simultaneously darted out from their hiding place and into the cockpit.

"Catwoman" Selena remembered the driving techniques Connors taught her perfectly, and immediately ran to the control panel to get busy as soon as she entered.

The remaining two Kryptonians were stunned for a moment, then immediately prepared to pounce and take down Selena.

However, Connors was one step ahead of them. Before the two Kryptonians could attack Selena, he used a "trick" to put on the masks he was holding, which were adapted to the composition of the air that humans breathe.

"%￥!"

General Zod had specifically learned Earth languages, so the Kryptonians on the mothership naturally didn't need to.

But Connors didn't understand, nor did he need to.

Earth's air replaced the Kryptonian air in the spaceship, causing the two Kryptonians to immediately kneel on the ground in pain, their ability to resist almost nonexistent.

Taking advantage of the Kryptonians' inability to resist, Connors glanced around and then dragged them to sit in the cockpit.

There are safety harness-like devices here, but in the hands of Connors, a "lock-picking master," they become tools to firmly restrain the other party.

After doing all this, Connors walked to the other side of the cockpit control panel.

His "Master Pilot" ability told him that the spaceship had the ability to regulate the composition of the air, and now was the time to put it to use.

Under his control, the air composition inside this "all-galaxy engine" rapidly changed from Kryptonian air to Earth's air.

The Kryptonians who chased after him caught Kusama's double without much effort, but before they could even catch their breath, they fell to the ground one after another.

"Krypton's spaceship technology is really advanced."

On the piling machine spaceship, Connors stood by the porthole, watching the ship, piloted by "Catwoman" Selena, proceed along its predetermined course, and remarked that it was expected to plunge into the sun soon.

"Mmm." Selena braced her hands against the porthole, her supple body outlining a beautiful curve.

At this moment, the driver's cab door was tightly closed. The excitement of the unfamiliar environment seemed to make Selena even more excited, and she transformed into an automated catwoman.

After the two Kryptonians in the cockpit had their air replaced inside the ship, Connors untied them and threw them outside.

"Oh no!" Just when he should have been enjoying himself, Connors remembered something and quickly resumed his exercise.

He was operating the spaceship's communication system at the same time.

The next moment, just as General Zod had said in his speech yesterday, all televisions and computers worldwide...

Snow appeared on the screens of phones and other devices again.

This time, however, it wasn't General Zod who gave the speech, but Connors, and the speech consisted of only one sentence:

"Superman, Zod, stop fighting, wait for me."

He didn't want to miss out on today's big juicy gossip for no reason.