Wizard: I am a goblin

"OF***ing Buck! You shorty, you're insane!"

The female mercenary was shot in the buttocks, immediately falling to one knee, her face contorted in pain, blood spurting from where the crossbow bolt had entered.

"I...I'm sorry!" the dwarf Dulin exclaimed.

The kobold holding the hostage was completely bewildered—it couldn't understand how things were going on. Wasn't this human with the dwarves?

Just then, the little girl seized the opportunity and bit down hard on the kobold's arm!

"Aww!"

With a scream, the kobold released its grip, and the little girl ducked and slipped under its arm—the kobold bared its teeth and turned to chase after her.

The little girl ran ahead, the dog-headed man chasing behind, about five steps apart. The little girl ran and looked back, her foot tripping over her skirt—"Ouch!"—she fell face-first to the ground.

The kobold rushed forward in an instant, its small eyes filled with murderous intent. It took a step and pounced on the little girl who had fallen to the ground!

In the blink of an eye, a dark figure appeared out of thin air and intercepted the kobold in mid-air!

It's Gebu!

The halfling and the kobold collided—Gebu held the "Little Baby" bone dagger in one hand, stabbing it into the kobold's ribs, while grabbing the kobold's mouth with the other hand and biting down on his neck with a sharp tooth!

"Aww!"

"Hmm!"

thump!

Gebu pinned the kobold to the ground, stabbing and biting it repeatedly, blood shooting into the sky and scales flying everywhere—

The kobold struggled desperately, tearing its underwear in the process—Gebu showed no mercy, revealing his goblin nature—and within seconds, the kobold lay in a pool of blood.

The little girl was stunned. She sat on the ground, watching Gebu wreak havoc on the dog...

After a moment, the halfling finally stopped moving. He turned around, his face covered in blood, with bloody scales still hanging from his mouth, and gave the little girl a terrifying smile.

"Little one...it's alright now, um...can I take a look at the ring?"

The little girl screamed and ran towards the valley exit!

Hey! The little girl isn't cooperating!

Geb quickly wiped his mouth, jumped off the kobold, and chased after the girl.

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The dwarf reached out to help the mercenary up—the swordswoman slapped his hand away:

"Don't move! It hurts like hell!"

She knelt on one knee and grabbed the crossbow bolt with her hand—the crossbow was quite heavy, and the bolt was completely embedded in her flesh, with only the fletching sticking out.

The dwarf panicked. Seeing the woman's trousers gradually soaked with blood, he felt unsteady on his feet and leaned on a rock for support.

At that moment, the little girl and Gebu ran over one after the other.

"Help!" The little girl rushed behind the woman, using her as a shield to protect Geb. "The goblins are trying to steal my ring!"

"Goblins? Where are the goblins?" the swordswoman asked, enduring the pain.

The little girl pointed to Gebu, who was running towards her.

"...I was mistaken before. This guy does have a goblin-like appearance, but he's definitely just a halfling..."

"I...I..." The little girl rubbed her eyes, and when she saw Gebu's appearance, she looked confused.

During the interval between the question and answer, Gebu arrived in front of the three people.

"Hey... little girl, don't run away... Sword Girl, what's wrong?"

Geb immediately noticed her bleeding buttocks.

"Wow, he got beaten up so badly by those kobolds?!"

"Stop talking nonsense... Aren't you a pharmacist? Do you have any healing potions... Hurry up..."

The woman spoke through gritted teeth, her face pale and her forehead beaded with sweat.

Just as Gebu was about to reach for his wallet, he glanced at the little girl behind the female mercenary and his eyes lit up.

"I do have some... but I kept it to save my own life. How much are you willing to pay?"

"You bastard! Taking advantage of my misfortune!" The woman with the sword glared, "Are you going to just stand by and watch me die, you bastard!"

"I wouldn't just stand by and watch you die, but I'll definitely try to extort money from you..." Gebu thought.

He leisurely took out a bottle of basic healing potion from his dimensional bag and waved it in his hand.

"Which is more important, money or life? You decide for yourself... I didn't say I wouldn't save you, but I can't just give it to you for free—the materials and labor costs are quite high."

"...Fine, you win..." The female mercenary thought for a moment, then reluctantly pulled a money pouch from her waist and tossed it forward. "Here...you greedy bastard, by Oppa, may you choke to death on gold."

Gebu ignored the woman's words, stepped forward, picked up the purse, and glanced inside.

"Not enough, there are only a few gold coins!"

"Half-human!" The woman was so angry that she tried to get up, but her legs were too weak, and she collapsed to the ground.

"Brother Gebu, we can't take advantage of this chaos!" the dwarf Dulin said at this moment. "Saving lives is the priority... I'll pay for the potion."

"Nonsense! It's all your fault!" the woman said weakly.

"Okay, 200 gold coins." Gebu held out his hand.

"It's so dark!" the dwarf and the female mercenary exclaimed at the same time.

Facing the mercenary's murderous glare, Geb pretended to ponder for a moment, then said:

"Hmm... I'm not a bad person either. How about this, we agreed to split the ransom money 50/50, so I won't take this money—I'll keep all the little girl's belongings, okay?"

The little girl immediately interjected:

"How can this be! This ring is Mom's keepsake... It's a family heirloom, it can protect the family, it's mine, mine!"

"Protect your family? That's clearly useless!" Gebu pointed back, "Your mother got sliced ​​into sashimi by those kobolds!"

The little girl, the swordswoman, and Dulin all wore expressions of disbelief.

Are there really people like this?!

Geb remained completely calm, even somewhat puzzled—was there anything wrong with what he said?

No?!

"Give...give him the ring..." The woman with the sword turned her head and whispered to the little girl.

"no I do not!"

"Give it to him right now!" the swordswoman glared angrily.

"I...I..." The little girl turned her head to look at the dwarf, her eyes pleading for help.

The dwarf Dulin, unable to bear it any longer, opened his mouth and said:

"Gebu, I'll pay you for the potion... I don't have cash right now, but the reputation of the Jinkra clan..."

"This ring isn't yours, Dulin, why are you putting your own money into it... Can't you even do this math?"

"Gebu said."

"Besides, with such valuable jewelry on a child, it's no wonder she gets robbed. I'm just helping her out."

The dwarf paused for a moment in thought, then said to the little girl with a hint of apology, "Little girl... he's not wrong. You should give him the ring."

"..." The little girl's swollen eyes reddened again. She put the ring to her chest, whimpering and refusing to move.

Seeing that the other two had given their consent, Gebu took two steps to the little girl and pried the ring out of her hand.

The little girl struggled, but she was no match for the halfling, and Gebu snatched her away.

She glared fiercely at Geb.

Gebu ignored her and examined the ring in the sunlight—the blue gemstone shone brightly. Although Gebu wasn't a professional craftsman, he could tell that the item was very valuable.

After receiving the ring, he turned and walked up to the woman, placing the healing potion in front of her.

"Wait a minute...we need to pull the arrow out—Dulin, come help me."

The dwarf approached and, at Geb's instruction, grabbed the arrow's fletching. Geb picked up a stick from the side and handed it to the female mercenary.

The female mercenary snatched the wooden stick from her hand, clearly annoyed, and then bit it.

"Are you ready?"

The woman frowned, and her breathing became rapid.

"Three, two..."

Before he could even count to one, Gebu grabbed the dwarf's hand and pulled hard—

puff!

Blood splattered everywhere!

"Ugh!!!! Roar!!!" The female mercenary bit the wooden stick in half, her teeth filled with wood chips!

Gebu quickly picked up the potion and forced it into the woman's mouth.

"Cough! Cough!"

"Don't waste it! Drink it all!"

Gebu was very skilled at administering medicine; he'd done it many times with Tongtong. After drinking the potion, the knife-wielding woman's wound healed quickly, and the bleeding stopped.

This person won't die, but the effects of the basic healing potion are limited. It can only save her life, and she'll need to rest for a few more days to fully recover.

"I only dare to extort you like this because I know you can't fight back..." Gebu thought.

However, he hadn't really wronged her—the swordswoman hadn't suffered any actual loss, nor had she wronged the dwarf. He hadn't even wronged the little girl—it was a miracle she survived.

If I don't intervene, at least two of these three people will die—and the dwarf won't be able to get his belongings back.

If we're talking about those who got hurt, it's only the kobolds... Good!

Geb couldn't help but feel smug; I'm simply a genius.

Win, win, win, win—a four-way win!