Pokémon travel photography: Starting with riding the wave of popularity

Chapter 353 The Perfect Woman

At this time, Natsuki and the others did not know that Aoki was squatting at the hotel entrance like a pervert. After eating dessert, Natsuki was dragged by Nemo to the battlefield in the hotel to fight.

"I already rewarded you, so let's have some fun today!"

War-crazed Nemo happily pulled out a Poké Ball.

"Go, Tomb Raider!!"

A Pokémon, almost entirely covered in long white fur except for purple fur on its head and back, and with a tombstone-like protrusion on its head, appeared before everyone.

Graveyard Dog, a Ghost Dog Pokémon, is the evolved form of Graveyard Dog. It usually sleeps in cemeteries and is the most loyal to its owner among the many dog Pokémon.

"It's evolved?!"

As the encyclopedia announced its contents, Haruka and Ziyu stared in astonishment.

"I remember we caught the Graveyard Dog when we returned to the South 3rd District from Deepbo Town, which is only about ten days ago."

"Wow, that's fast! Nemo really is a genius!"

Only Xia Mu remained relatively calm when looking at Nemo, who was practically a mentor to him.

"When did your grave-dwelling dog evolve?"

"Hehe, last night at the Pokémon Center in Glasspool City, I had my Toxapex use the candle on its head for light, and it accidentally evolved! ^—^"

Nemo looked slightly embarrassed.

Nemo was reluctant to let Natsuki know that she accidentally kicked the Tomb Dog's butt while getting up at night to use it for light, causing the Tomb Dog to be startled and evolve.

Although Xia Mu could tell that Nemo was hiding something, she gave up on pressing her for more information under Nemo's wary gaze.

[We'll send the cat to gather information later!]

After making up his mind, Xia Mu also took out his Sprite Ball and started a battle with Nemo.

Because Popplio is about to reach its evolution level, Xia Mu has been using Popplio most of the time when battling Nemo. The other two are Mibrik, Winged Winged, and Giant Salt, which require improving battle synergy.

Nemo, on the other hand, is a different story. Because she has a personality that likes to capture any Pokémon that she finds interesting, she has far more Pokémon than Natsume, and they all have different types.

However, this also allowed Xia Mu's Pokémon to accumulate a lot of experience battling Pokémon of various types, which greatly improved their teamwork with Xia Mu in battles.

In short, through countless battles with Nemo, Natsuki also realized Nemo's nurturing ability, which was comparable to having an [experience point system], as well as her ability to increase the bond with Pokémon during battles.

Furthermore, because Nemo prefers evenly matched battles, she can always find Pokémon of similar level to the ones Natsuki sends out for battle.

Even Xia Mu, whose level is the highest and whose Zhenyi Hair has reached level 70, is no exception.

Yes, although Nemo has not yet become a champion trainer in the Padilla region, she already has several Pokémon of level 70 or higher.

This is the strength of the number one genius in Padia. Although her Pokémon cannot compare to the supermodels in Natsuki's hands, it also makes Natsuki understand why Nemo can become a champion-level trainer in Padia in her first year of debut.

"However, you're still a little bit inferior to me—"

Xia Mu revealed a smug expression.

After all, apart from Dewdrop, all the Pokémon that Natsuki currently possesses are elites, the kind of Pokémon that can be considered protagonists. The mere level difference is not an insurmountable mountain for them.

The four completely overpowered individuals are: the cat and snake who received gifts from Virizion, the blacksmith with immense strength who gradually evolved into the divine hammer, and Mibrim whose mental power is so strong that it cannot be measured by level.

Winged Hair possesses an indomitable fighting spirit and a super special attack that rivals a magical turret. Claydol has an extremely vast skill pool that takes Xia Mu over a minute to read the skill names, and endless energy within its body. Blooming Sea Lion has an extremely powerful learning ability, although it occasionally learns Hammer Girl's goofiness and Cat's drama.

Even though Xia Mu subdued the Salt Stone Giant for the sake of Salt Freedom, Nemo was still greatly troubled by the Iron Wall Salt Pickling Self-Regeneration Team Fighting Style and the Artistic Style of Pouncing Big Explosion.

Well, only the Money-Gathering Spirit is still diligently collecting coins and waiting to evolve.

In short, while Nemo is a genius, Natsuki is no less so.

Just as Xiaoyao and Zigan, unusually, didn't criticize Xia Mu's self-praise but instead nodded in agreement, Qishu also left the hotel after receiving a phone call.

then.

"Wow, a true genius has arrived!!"

At Qishu's shout, a little girl wearing a sun hat and a silver bag hanging around her neck followed Qishu to the vicinity of the battlefield.

"Hello everyone, I'm Poppi~"

Seeing the little girl wearing black gloves waving her small hand at them, Zi Yu immediately looked at Qi in surprise—

Tree.

"Could this be... the Bodhisattva of the Four Heavenly Kings?"

Qi Shu immediately put his hands on his hips triumphantly.

"Hmph, that's right! Don't underestimate her, because in a battle, age has nothing to do with it!"

"The Four Heavenly Kings?!"

Xiaoyao, who only thinks about eating, drinking, and how to beat up Xia Mu, immediately widened her eyes.

"She looks exactly like a sweet and cuddly little child!!"

"Hmm"

Upon hearing Xiaoyao's voice, Bopi immediately puffed out her chubby little face.

"Although I'm sweet and soft, all of my good friends are... rock hard! Those soft, squishy attacks don't hurt at all, so I'm super strong!"

Looking at Poppi, who was standing with her head held high and explaining to her earnestly, Xiaoyao's heart softened immediately. She squatted down behind him and apologized sincerely.

"I'm sorry, big sister. I was just too surprised, that's why I said those things. Can you forgive me, Poppi?"

Poppi sensed Xiaoyao's respect and apology, so she immediately nodded emphatically.

"It's alright, Poppi's heart is as hard as a rock!"

Seeing Bopi standing tall and patting his chest, Xiaoyao immediately clapped.

"Wow, Poppi is amazing!"

Hehehe!

While Haruka was comforting the child, Natsuki won the battle with a final Water Pulse.

After their intense battle ended, Natsuki and Nemo finally noticed the extra spectators outside the arena.

"Bopi?!"

At Xia Mu's uncertain voice, the little girl immediately raised her hand.

"Hello big brother~ I'm Poppi! Sister Xinli asked me to come and play with you—oh no, I can't tell you that!"

Seeing Poppi covering her mouth and looking flustered, Xia Mu couldn't help but smile like an aunt, and at the same time, she guessed the reason for Poppi's sudden arrival.

It's for surveillance, isn't it?

They might even want me to take care of the kids so they can curb my unreliable personality.

Xia Mu immediately thought of those poor guys who couldn't go out and have fun because they had to watch over their relatives' children, and who even had to be careful about their words at all times to maintain their image.

But what does this have to do with me, Xia Mu?

"Bopi, you don't want Sister Xinli to know that you told the truth, do you?"

???

Under Poppi's innocent and confused gaze, Haruka, who had already reacted to those words, immediately launched a flying kick at Natsuki.

"Have some decency!!"

boom!

As Natsuki bounced and flew away across the battlefield, Haruka immediately stepped in front of Poppi.

"Forget everything that older brother just said!"

"Oh~"

Although Bopi didn't understand, he still nodded obediently.

At this moment, Xia Mu lay on the edge of the battlefield and nodded.

"So it also has the function of arousing maternal instincts in Xiaoyao and the others, thus stopping my madness. As expected of Xinli, she's truly a master!"

Xia Mu gave Xin Li, whose whereabouts were unknown, a thumbs up.

Because of Poppi's arrival and Natsuki's death, Nemo immediately abandoned the idea of continuing to fight Natsuki and instead challenged Poppi to a duel.

As a trainer who became one of the Elite Four at the age of eight and a half, Poppy naturally wouldn't resist battling. In fact, it could be said that it was precisely because of her love for battling that Poppy was able to become one of the Elite Four at the age of eight, instead of just an ordinary trainer leading a team of Elite Four Pokémon.

"Go, little king! Roar—and crush your opponent!"

When Pidgey took a Poké Ball from the small bag on her chest and threw it forcefully into the battlefield, the bronze-green steel elephant, which was over three meters tall, immediately shocked May.

"What a contrast! The human is so small, but the Pokémon are huge—"

Upon hearing this, Xia Mu, brushing the dust off his clothes and walking nearby, immediately nodded.

"That's right, I am indeed a very large person, a man who keeps a low profile!"

Xiao Yao, who understood immediately, gave Xia Mu a speechless look.

However, Poppi, who was waiting for Nemo to send out her Pokémon, looked at Natsuki with a curious expression.

"Big brother, what does 'keeping a low profile' mean?"

"The meaning of 'keeping a low profile' is that some things cannot be openly displayed, so they must be hidden! For example, humans wear pants to prevent the hair on their buttocks from being seen by others."

Bang!

"What on earth are you saying to a child?!"

Xia Mu flew out once again.

However, at this moment, Poppi didn't care about Natsuki who had flown away. She looked at Haruka and Kiju with teary eyes.

"Poppi, don't have hair on your butt, wooaah!"

The thought of growing up with curly hair all over her buttocks and sitting on a chair, bouncing back and forth, made Poppi want to cry.

Seeing the crying child in front of them, Haruka and Kiju exchanged a glance and immediately became at a loss.

"It's okay, that older brother is lying to you, he's just making things up!"

"Exactly!"

Even Ziyu, who was acting as the referee, and Nemo, who had finally chosen a Pokémon and pulled out a Poké Ball, rushed to Poppi at this moment and began to comfort the child who had been frightened by the shameless adult.

Xia Mu, who was raised with the attitude that "having children is just for fun" and was fed alcohol with chopsticks on his hands since childhood, showed a wicked smile as he looked at the scene before him.

Just as Popi was about to calm down with the comforting words of Xiaoyao and the others, Xia Mu spoke up again.

"They're lying to you, that's why girls always carry hair removal cream, just to prevent others from seeing the hair on their butts!!"

Upon hearing Xia Mu's words, Bo Pi's eyes widened immediately.

She recalled the image of her mother shaving in the bathroom before they came to Daguo Lake for vacation.

"Waaaah, Poppi, no more!!"

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A child's cry is like a death knell, loud and jarring, possessing a powerful ability to weaken others' defenses, comparable to a sonic monster using a piercing sound skill.

Although Popi is one of the Four Heavenly Kings and has great talent in battle, she is still a child after all. She has little life experience and common sense, and also has a childlike personality. Therefore, when she encounters a wicked person like Natsuki, she is easily swayed by his teacher-like appearance and chooses to believe his words.

Once a child starts crying, it never stops, and since Haruka couldn't stop Popi from crying, she eventually turned her attention to the culprit, Natsuki.

Gaba!

Xiaoyao, her fist clenched, slowly walked towards Xiamu.

"Either you calm Poppi down, or I'll shut you up for life. Which do you choose?!"

Xiaoyao was filled with murderous intent, giving Xia Mu the illusion that he saw Qiao Yimiao walking towards him.

At this moment, Xia Mu seemed to see the enraged Ah Miao who had ambushed him in the middle of the night and drawn a little turtle on Qiao Yimiao's face back in Raven City.

Gum!

After swallowing hard, Xia Mu immediately stood up.

"Yes, I'll make Miss Poppi stop crying right away!"

After making a wide turn around the murderous Xiaoyao, Xia Mu rushed to Popi without hesitation and stuffed a sweet and sour homemade plum into her mouth.

Then, as Popi's eyes widened at the smell, Natsuki immediately spoke up.

"A true adult is one who can love even the other person's pubic hair. However, some people lose their pubic hair as they grow up because they like to eat sweet and sour foods, just like fruit worms. Do you know what a fruit worm is?"

With tears welling up in her eyes, Bo Pi nodded, a dried plum in her mouth.

"Popi knows that Fruit-Eating Worms turn into Apple-Wrapped Dragons after eating sour apples, Honey-Dragons after eating sweet apples, and Honey-Glazed Worms after eating honey apples. Then, they learn Dragon's Roar and evolve into Honey-Gathering Serpents!"

"Yes, that's right, Poppi is a true genius!"

Xia Mu immediately praised Bo Pi and then smiled.

"So, if you just eat cake and fruit every day, you too can become a perfect woman without any pubic hair! Now tell me loudly, do you want to be a perfect woman?"

"want!"

Bopi nodded heavily.

Seeing this, Xia Mu continued to shout.

"Not loud enough, what are you trying to be?!"

"I want to be the perfect woman without any pubic hair!!"

"Very good, very energetic!"

Xia Mu proudly put his hands on his hips and looked at the group of people beside him.

But when Haruka and the others looked at Popi, who was excitedly shouting that she wanted to be a perfect woman without any pubic hair, they didn't know how to face Popi's parents.